₦airaland Forum

Very soon, Israel will start canceling every nation for having an opinion different from theirs. Maybe Kanye West was right after all.

Lol.

Shiiiit tests or not. I won't be comfortable raising my legs up tho. Maybe the woman purposely did it but heck, I know I have to atleast ask to help.

But raise my legs Jeez!!! That's gross. Haba, which mama raise some of una na. Babes make we dey calm down ooo

Let's be honest, I heard only the problems hear. Where is the alternative? Subsidy and Electricity are my only issues.

It is this man that will put an end to Tinubu control in Lagos. Let's watch and see.

There is a way he keeps watching as Tinubu insulted Dapo Abiodun. Kind of understanding wat was going on around him.

Pierced:
I don't justified the killing of the Christian girl by fanatics Muslims......but she was wrong.....she shouldn't av called the teachings or saying of the prophet rubbish........knowing she is in a public group dominated by Muslims.

I am a Christian and an Igbo girl.....that sells stuffs at mile 12 market in Lagos ( a Hausa/Fulani dominated market.......95 percent consists of northerners.........while the remaining 5 percent consists of other tribes).

During the Muslim fast...........I usually eat in my shop.......and my nothern neighbours usually see me.......and they will be like "ba hajjimi" (meaning no fasting). I am always like no fasting oooooo......with a smile on my face.....and they will be like it's not good ooooo......that I should be fasting.....that fasting is good.....and I will be like no problem.....I have heard. Meanwhile in my mind I will be like because u people are fasting.....the whole world must fast with u......mtchew.

Another experience was yesterday when I wore a sleeveless knee length gown to the market......they saw me and said that I was naked was wearing clothes........I laughed and told them that I was only wearing pants and bra and that they should remove their eyes from my body so I won't make them sin

My point is in an environment u are the minority......be mindful of ur actions and utterances.

Spot. On.

In this short clip, He is didn't mention that he is sure of winning sha

gozmok1:
PETER OBI WAS A GUEST OF BEREKETE FAMILY TODAY. BEREKETE IS AN ABUJA RADIO 101.1 FM PHONING PROGRAM ANCHORED BY A MAN WITH STUDIO NAME; ORDINARY PRESIDENT. TRUE TO THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM ANCHOR HE PETER OBI THE GUEST, TURNED TO AN ORDINARY PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA. BELOW ARE SOME OF OBI'S SOUND BITES WHICH CAUTH ME SHADING TEARS AND WEEPING FOR NIGERIA. I WONDER IS NIGERIA CAN AFFORD TO MISS PETER OBI'S PRESIDENCY.

1. It is a mark of irresponsibility that our children are at home and we are campaigning - Peter Obi

2. We bought our tickets at 40million/100 million. Can Nigerians demand from candidates their annual in come taxes - Peter Obi

3. Nigeria is chairing 18 billion dollars from oil revenue while Malaysia is making 50 billion dollars from Diaspora remittance - Peter Obi

4. By 2030 the whole world will be in dire need of computer engineers and health professionals to the tune of 10 million people and our children are wasting at home - Peter Obi

5.Kwamen Nkuruma University Ghana is the best university in Africa and one of the best 50 in the world in science and Technology study - Peter Obi

6. If I become the President education in primary and secondary schools will be free while Tertiary education will not be free - Peter Obi

7. My first three priority as President will be education, education and education - Peter Obi

8. I will invest and invest in education and export graduates and increase diaspora remittance from 20 billion dollars - Peter Obi

9. As Governor of Anambra State I paid all Corps members serving in schools 4,000 naira on 24th of every month as stipend - Peter Obi

10. As Governor I paid every citizen of Anambra above age of 70 and residing in rural area a stipend of 5,000 naira every month - Peter Obi

11. When I assumed office as Governor, I discovered the that Anambra State have governor's Lodge at Abuja. I renovated the building and donated it to United nations free of charge. It eliminated our cost of maintenance and till today UN has been supporting Anambra State Government - Peter Obi

12. You can fight insecurity in two ways, natural insecurity is fought by creating job and institutional insecurity will be fought with Technology - Peter Obi

13. There is nothing like security vote in our constitution. What we have is contingency vote which should be max 4% of expenditure - Peter Obi

14. As Governor they brought security vote of 12.5 billion for approval annually. From there I gave each primary school in the sate 5 million each, secondly school 10 million each and supported five school of nursing and midwifery to get accreditation. Gave about 500 first class graduates from Anambra each 1 million Naira. All cost the state 10 billion. The remaing 2.5 billion was used as security vote which covered payment of security personnel at communities, bought vehicles for 200 communities in Anambra - Peter Obi

15. To create jobs banks must be made to give certain percentage of loans to SMEs - Peter Obi

16. I have a 28 years old son who works in UK and he has no car. He has to earn and buy himself a car - Peter Obi

17. My 30 years old daughter is a teacher in a secondary school and she is happy doing her work - Peter Obi

18. Throughout my 8 years as Governor, nobody of Obi family served in my government. I was the one elected and none of them. I take all responsibility of governance - Peter Obi

19. If as President, I don't steal, my wife and children don't steal, Corruption would have been cut by 50% - Peter Obi

20. The youths you neglect today will take a revenge on you tomorrow. #TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY# - Peter Obi. etc etc etc.

Believe me, if u are old enough and have lived through several political campaigns, you will know that these lines are generic. Nothing new or different. Same lines have heard all through 2011 and 2015. I stopped listening by 2019.

Omo. I was not expecting this level of hype

A top source.... A source...

No real information. Just fictional characters who we are supposed to believe

My own is that Nigeria, Southy, Egypt, Ghana and other main African country choose to stay away from their issues. Slowly, Africa is getting there. Nothing concern us with their wars.

Lol. This is the American media way. Mask your real activities by putting up bogus claims of how you make money. I guess the sponsored this post. These are all lies. Imagine using established skit makers to compare newcomers who are buying mansions. That makes the lie obvious sef.

Simpsonrocket:
The only person to contact here is Iykepromotion
Or you read the thread from beginning to end to teach yourself.

915 pages *grabs popcorn* it is well!!!

1Dray:
Don't get it twisted. I'm just kidding here. I don't even have the time for any such tutorials. Can she even come to Monguno, Borno state? The Monguno on it should tell you it's all for jokes. The way she dropped the "price and place" got me laughing.

lol, i thought monguno is a website sha. *covers eyes* I had to put the 'price and place' because of the way you guys are flaunting money around
thanks all the same

eliok:
I leave everything in God's hands. Made my highest single sale yesterday. 6 sales.
2 children books
4 books from a general topic.
This is my journey. God is my driver. Why not join

great testimony.

i have been writing ebooks (non-fiction) for months now as a freelancer. i will like to try kindle but someone said they don't accept Nigerians like paypal and the rest. i want to find out if i can simply register or if there is need for verification like upwork.

i simple terms, i need some basic knowledge in registration.

pls, is there any one who is willing to offer any tutorial? just name the price and place (platform)

Thanks

motta:
Good evening sir/ma.
Urgent information to be announced during service tomorrow.
The security section (King's Ford) is recruiting a new set of staff at the Redemption Camp on 19th September, 2017 by 8:00am.
Kindly note that this job opportunity is opened for strictly Redeemed members.
Qualification: OND & consideration for SSCE
Remuneration N40,000 for OND & N30,000 for SSCE. Also, accommodation will be made available at the Redemption Camp.
PLS NOTE: Recommendation Letter from the Parish Pastor through the PICA & through the PICP to:
The Operation Manager,
King's Ford Security Services,
Redemption Camp.
Pls act fast.
Thank you
Announcer, Admin Officer, Ogun 5

sent u a mssg. .i need your response asap

are u in red camp?

ROTFLMAO



MMM?


Another sweet memory!!!!

All these tribalism on nairaland, when will it stop?


You guys are missing the point. . .

TheNorth remains solid together while Southerners are scattered about. . . afonja-flatiron shii upandan nairaland

This kanu guy will be popular in the next 2 years and contest for guvnorship or senate seat. . .what will become of Biafra and its common man? Nothing!!

So what's d use? . .d crazy circle continues. .North controls, South argue!!!!


Tsw Naija I hail Una


Watching y'all in HD

Pls, who knows where i can get a loan for house rent..... I need it badly
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Am a salary earner ooo
NL-ers pls help awt!!!!

to be honest, 16yr old 21st century girl no be pikin again....lets put aside our idea of pedophiles....
I know a 15yr old girl that played her game onto a 30yr old man's diiiiiiiiick...seriously, i don't think this a issue with the guys...it is more of a question of how these young girls are brought up!

Darkrebel666:
You must be a staunch fan of 2 chainz type of rap if you thought his rap verses didn't kill the beat

give him accolades. if only you knew how to judge lyricism.
He did polysyllabic rhymes from top to bottom and still stayed on topic.

you think its easy to do that?

all these f@gs from rap section sha....dickriding no go kill una, especially d mumucious goat i have chosen to quote
so u want tu tell me that the song by ur friend is perfect enuf to be compared to canibus!!!
Chai!!! When will the boy within you grow up? U see critiks and the next thing is lash out lyk the moronic scum you've always been!


Pls jeyrez ...nice work, but for me...you need to be original for you to get noticed, just keep on producing with zeal and consistency cos that's the main thing...d more you work, the better you get
people lyk darkrebel only survive on nairaland!

as a typical ibo from PH i honestly want to wish asari dokubo safe DEATH, the guy will only be satisfied when there is war, no more no less every point he makes he directed toward the north, what the hellllll is his problem gaaan? Did they kill his father? An advice for him: He should just dig a hole of his size and enter it!!!! Buhari is president of nigeria till dokubo rebirths into a Northerner

alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?

.fank God is only power u ran out of, shebi life is yet to ran out of you na!!!

coogar:
the problem with laboratory retärds like yourself is that your sentences lack any magnitude or direction. what you typed above is something a kindergarten kid would be ashamed to write in public.

your momma is a hoodrat.
she screws about 50 men a day. the last time her doctor tried to fix her IUD string, a hand sprang out of her cünt & somebody shook the doctor's hand.

and it doesn't end there. your momma is so obese, her blouses have stretchmarks on them. a scrawny-âss, alcohol sodden, piss-stained, sack of shyte like yourself should not even attempt crossing swords with me.

this is d killa shhiii, teach me ur ways sire!!! Or wait a minute, how many weed did u crack for all diz?

anytym diz place is lyk diz, coogar must be involved, haba!!! D guy just dey enjoy diz verbal brutality sha!

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i cant belive diz is rap section!!!!!

baybeeboi:
I don't know if some of you reason through your uncultured tight little red punny-hole.
Sense is free.

BrokenTV:
You people always make it difficult for Buhari, by elevating him above his limit. It because of uncultured statement and responses from you guys that made him seen as a miracle worker. His because of people like you that he is giving so many excuses lately on why Nigerians you give him time to perform.

ionsman:
What is mouf? It's a pity.

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i know its tough for you guys, stayin wif normal and sensible humans, i can't blame d mofoe that brought you out of your cages buh its ok, i fink i know a better place where you boiz will fit and even tho i rily don't know the directions, i simply advise you peeps to go to he**

LMAyedun:
Jega should better take a bow while the ovation is still very on the high side.. he shouldn't accept any elongation after next month.. This is Nigeria .

true talk

fayose wud soon learn to put his mouf where his fame is, let may 29 reach first

realborn:
Ndume?? The same Senator with BH sponsorship allegations to his name? A no no!

ndume? Linked to BH? I'on fink so oooo.....where did you get this?

.BH threatening nigeria's existence since 1804......oluwa juwon lo ooo