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Dyt: Pls note dat bein chubby aint fat?
Do u mean 2 say u are fat?
I am chubby n sexy
Stop throwin ursef at men, dey r nt worth cryin ova
Build up ur self esteem, kip fit if u v 2
Don't let any negro mk u sad

kindly upload ur pics pls..wud luv to knw d diff btw being chubby n fat

sexyseun: we met at a party and one thing led to another, thats why i said he'a a stranger

sorry to ask but r u a LovePeddler?

Freiburger: 56 million? That's enough to make a great Nation.

a great nation of illiterates right?

Chelsea has really dealt with this guy,i pity him

1hunna: SO THIS ONE IS NEWS MSTCEWW

so u prefer Tonto dike drinking garri with a yellow spoon Abi?...mtcheeeew

rapattorny: Wait, am i the first, halleluyah, God u are good after waiting for (let me check hw long i,ve been online)more than 4 goood yrs, i must call my pastor for thanksgiving in church this Sunday.WAOH, to those who want to be like me pls continue trying u will make it.

Ok.back to topic, Monalisa, girl yr skin is as smooth as glass, girl u fine.

omg...cnt believe this

dj187: Shebi na him say western education na sin, how come him dey join facebook?

what had western education got to do with Facebook?

Akwa ibom ado ok....etang ekak

slap1: Kudos. Most of her age-mates in Nigeria don't know how to shutdown a computer.

i tell u this

Would have made more sense if Kanye was an akwaibom man

I was expecting a WAOOO pic,this girl needs to come to Nigeria then her orientation will change

The 23-year-old Pakurumo hit
singer is currently basking in
international music success
and while he is receiving a lot
of attention from other women,
he rather has his eyes on
Diamonds singer Rihanna.
Listing five of his wildest and
craziest dreams on the Volt on
Channel 0, Wizkid disclosed
that: “I will like to marry
Rihanna.”
“I just wanna wake up in the
morning looking in her face.
Gosh that will be lovely,” he
noted beaming with smiles.
Well with Rihanna’s
relationship with Chris Brown
once again hitting the rocks,
Wizkid might have a shot at
her as she could be on the
hunt for a new man.
This will not be the first time
the talented musician is
professing love for a female
celebrity.
Last year, he disclosed in an
interview on The Juice on
Ndani TV that he had a crush
on 34-year-old Nollywood
superstar actress, Genevieve
Nnaji.
According to Wizkid, “I really
had a crush on Genevieve until
I met her and I realized she
was my aunty. I love her. When
I was a kid, I loved watching
her movies.
I met her when I was with my
older uncles, they told her to
come meet their boy (me) and
I said “Good evening ma”. It is
all good though, I still love you
Genevieve.”
When teased by Toolz, host of
The Juice if he could still date
the 34-year-old screen goddess,
he said, “Yea, definitely, but I
doubt she would date me.”
Wizkid also disclosed that his
wildest and craziest dreams
include, robbing a bank with
the help of his friends, robbing
a shoe store and wearing a
new pair every hour.
He said he will love to have a
private party with Beyoncé,
Rihanna and Nicki Minaj in one
room. All the three divas to
himself.
He added that he will love to
also chew his chicken bones in
public.
http://www.informationng.com/?p=80487

fckyourman: this your post na copy and paste from
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/ibinabo-relives-memories-of-her-prison-diary/

and so Who tell u say vanguard sef no copy am somewhere.todays internet is copy and paste jor

denip: 1st to comment. Thank God 4 u

u sure need custard

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It's only in Nigeria you go to prison and come out a superstar/ president of something[/quote]twaas an accident

Links for Android download??

kpozite: What will be my pin if I download the application with an android phone?

kpozitepin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1o6IMpBMNA&feature=player_embedded

Krasid: oh my God.wicked anima.ls.why did they kill this innocent man.

innocent of what?

Gudiza: ^^^ Omo, this guy na Cookie Monster.



@OP; Isn't there an age verification thingy that permits you to be on here? .... I don't know.

It's better you focus on your studies cos this advice would probably send you on a one way street to .....

how old do u think i am?

Afam4eva: Why have they sacked him? Are they Madrid or barca? They're not happy he helped them win their first premiership title and helped them place second this yea thereby qualifying them for UEFA.

considering the amount of money involved,i don't think so

MRbrownJAY: - HAND JOB: use some lotion and let that man guide you on how gentle you should be with his tool, and how fast or slow you should "play" with it. believe me, after the nut has been busted, that man will even forget about sex and sleep like a newborn baby!

- BODY JOB: also known as "dry humping", this one is just about getting nekkid and let your body rub against his till sparks come out. this one may be dangerous as you may slip and lose your precious cargo by accident.

- TITTAY JOB: this one requires that you have fairly big size bre.ast, in order to provide ultimate pleasure. simply place his tools in the middle and warm it up with your attributes. you may double it up with some mouth play, explosion GUARANTEED!

- BLO.W JOB: this one needs no introduction, just lick that tool like as if it was the best ice cream you have ever tasted, till there is no more chocolate. again, that man will doze off like a baby after speaking in tongue.

- BACKDOOR JOB: this one is for the pros and dedicated damzel out there who want to remain virgin but equally want to please their men fully. a lot of lube is needed and it is painful at first but the pleasure can be quite intense.

choose wisely and good luck!

PS Seun/mods, this is not a discussion about love making but a "romantic approach" on how this lady should keep her man......i am only trying to help in this difficult situation that this gal finds herself into. i am sure you will understand, lol!

lol,u really killed it.

dmcdad: Yea sure! You can! But, the only thing that would make it work is if the both of you have like-minds. Like-minds in the sense that, you both crave for the same thing outta the relationship.

The thing is, from what you brought to the fore, it can be deduced that the problem to your relationship with that guy is as a direct result of you not giving in to sex. To be sincere with you, there is definitely nothing on earth you can do to salvage the situation unless you are ready to give in. Other than that, you guys will keep having problems and all.

My advice for you is know what you really want and what you can't or won't tolerate for whatever reason. If you know you don't really want sex, spell everything out to him and if he agrees to your terms and conditions, then you guys are good to go. But if he doesn't, then it's time to want out of that relationship.

Meanwhile, what makes you more of the person you are is the ability to make a decision and stand by it come what may. If you have really decided not to give in to sex as a result of you taking a vow of celibacy or for what ever reason, then you must be ready for the aftermath by taking the bull by the forelock.

I just hope you see right through me.

thank you dear

yomexp: from your post it shows you are not ready for sex! and that's fair enough
my advice to you is. for the mean time...
*i mean untill wen you are ready*
... get busy doing something productive. get a job, learn a trade,take a new challenge, start doing something that will bring money into your pocket. that way you won't depend on any man for anything. and consequently no man will pressurize you for sex because he gave you XYZ. if you can just get busy it will take you mind off him. untill you are matured enough to peruse your decision again.
forget about love for now. trust me you have no idea who Mr right will eventually be. let him go if he want to. we guys at dat age our hormones are misfiring. he's probably looking for where to ease is loins, don't blame him.

thank u

y2kaustin: these guy needs rigorous deliverance,he has been bought over by the kingdom of darkness....so sad,lost another lost,but could be recovered soul..

who's bought urs kingdom of light Abi?

Bofemsky: On what charges?

for murdering fashion

Sapphire86: My dear sexkillz don talk am o!!!

If u r nt ready 2 give up d cookie, don't!!
I can't tell u d number of guys I ve lost bcuz I REFUSED 2 give up d cookie.
Yea its going suck, but until u get 2 a point when u can confidently answer this Q 'me or him?' U r going keep posting threads lyk dis or maybe even take a wrong decision.

And b4 u ask, I'm NOT Team Onila so let no man trouble me!!! I just believe sex is nt a forceful thing


190: hmmmm, I tire 4 u!!!!

thank you

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No one should force you to do what you do not want. That boy doesn't love you. A loved one never forces you against your wishes. It's your body and you decide what to do with it, and not some stup!d boy who is only after the sex. He can as well go to hell. You don't need such persons. [/color]

thank you

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]from your writing you sound like a kid that shouldn't even be in a relationship to begin with....because i just dont see anyone 20 and up asking this kinda question on nairaland.....my advice to you is to face our education for now...when you are a bit more mature while not give it another try.....[/quote]thank you

DigitalSignal: Any reason why you are not ready but want to keep him around?

nothing really, am just scared things might change after it.i just need some time