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Romance / Re: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by Jhulyan(m): 8:33pm On May 23, 2013
Dyt: Pls note dat bein chubby aint fat?
Do u mean 2 say u are fat?
I am chubby n sexy
Stop throwin ursef at men, dey r nt worth cryin ova
Build up ur self esteem, kip fit if u v 2
Don't let any negro mk u sad
kindly upload ur pics pls..wud luv to knw d diff btw being chubby n fat
Romance / Re: I Think I Am Pregnant For A Stranger - Help by Jhulyan(m): 6:02pm On May 22, 2013
sexyseun: we met at a party and one thing led to another, thats why i said he'a a stranger
sorry to ask but r u a LovePeddler?
Politics / Re: Ezekwesili - 56 Million Nigerians Illiterate by Jhulyan(m): 5:44pm On May 22, 2013
Freiburger: 56 million? shocked That's enough to make a great Nation.
a great nation of illiterates right?
Music/Radio / Re: J. Appiah Ft Flourent Malouda - I Ain't Rich Yet (video) by Jhulyan(m): 8:32am On May 22, 2013
Chelsea has really dealt with this guy,i pity him
Foreign Affairs / Re: 18ft Python Killed In Florida (Pics) by Jhulyan(m): 5:58pm On May 21, 2013
1hunna: SO THIS ONE IS NEWS MSTCEWW
so u prefer Tonto dike drinking garri with a yellow spoon Abi?...mtcheeeew
Celebrities / Re: Fred Amata's 50th Birthday Celebration (Pictures) by Jhulyan(m): 5:51pm On May 21, 2013
rapattorny: Wait, am i the first, halleluyah, God u are good after waiting for (let me check hw long i,ve been online)more than 4 goood yrs, i must call my pastor for thanksgiving in church this Sunday.WAOH, to those who want to be like me pls continue trying u will make it. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Ok.back to topic, Monalisa, girl yr skin is as smooth as glass, girl u fine.
omg...cnt believe this
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, Opens Facebook Profile! by Jhulyan(m): 5:45pm On May 21, 2013
dj187: Shebi na him say western education na sin, how come him dey join facebook?
what had western education got to do with Facebook?
Politics / Re: Akpabio Bags Best Governor In Africa Award by Jhulyan(m): 11:53am On May 21, 2013
Akwa ibom ado ok....etang ekak

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Science/Technology / Re: Teenager Invents 20-second Mobile Phone Charger. by Jhulyan(m): 5:00pm On May 20, 2013
slap1: Kudos. Most of her age-mates in Nigeria don't know how to shutdown a computer.
i tell u this
Music/Radio / Re: Kanye West Titles Album "Yeezus" by Jhulyan(m): 4:55pm On May 20, 2013
Would have made more sense if Kanye was an akwaibom man
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Claims She Is Pretty To Work by Jhulyan(m): 4:47pm On May 20, 2013
I was expecting a WAOOO pic,this girl needs to come to Nigeria then her orientation will change
Celebrities / I Will Love To Marry Rihanna – Wizkid by Jhulyan(m): 5:55pm On May 18, 2013
The 23-year-old Pakurumo hit
singer is currently basking in
international music success
and while he is receiving a lot
of attention from other women,
he rather has his eyes on
Diamonds singer Rihanna.
Listing five of his wildest and
craziest dreams on the Volt on
Channel 0, Wizkid disclosed
that: “I will like to marry
Rihanna.”
“I just wanna wake up in the
morning looking in her face.
Gosh that will be lovely,” he
noted beaming with smiles.
Well with Rihanna’s
relationship with Chris Brown
once again hitting the rocks,
Wizkid might have a shot at
her as she could be on the
hunt for a new man.
This will not be the first time
the talented musician is
professing love for a female
celebrity.
Last year, he disclosed in an
interview on The Juice on
Ndani TV that he had a crush
on 34-year-old Nollywood
superstar actress, Genevieve
Nnaji.
According to Wizkid, “I really
had a crush on Genevieve until
I met her and I realized she
was my aunty. I love her. When
I was a kid, I loved watching
her movies.
I met her when I was with my
older uncles, they told her to
come meet their boy (me) and
I said “Good evening ma”. It is
all good though, I still love you
Genevieve.”
When teased by Toolz, host of
The Juice if he could still date
the 34-year-old screen goddess,
he said, “Yea, definitely, but I
doubt she would date me.”
Wizkid also disclosed that his
wildest and craziest dreams
include, robbing a bank with
the help of his friends, robbing
a shoe store and wearing a
new pair every hour.
He said he will love to have a
private party with Beyoncé,
Rihanna and Nicki Minaj in one
room. All the three divas to
himself.
He added that he will love to
also chew his chicken bones in
public.
http://www.informationng.com/?p=80487
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Recounts Her Prison Experience by Jhulyan(m): 5:23pm On May 18, 2013
fckyourman: this your post na copy and paste from
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/ibinabo-relives-memories-of-her-prison-diary/
and so Who tell u say vanguard sef no copy am somewhere.todays internet is copy and paste jor
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Recounts Her Prison Experience by Jhulyan(m): 5:20pm On May 18, 2013
denip: 1st to comment. Thank God 4 u
u sure need custard
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Recounts Her Prison Experience by Jhulyan(m): 5:19pm On May 18, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
It's only in Nigeria you go to prison and come out a superstar/ president of something
twaas an accident
Phones / Re: 2go Launches Version 3.6.0 by Jhulyan(m): 10:29am On May 17, 2013
Links for Android download??
Phones / Re: BlackBerry To Launch BBM For Android & iOS Mobile Platforms by Jhulyan(m): 12:28pm On May 15, 2013
kpozite: What will be my pin if I download the application with an android phone?
kpozitepin
Politics / No Northern Will Be Elected President Ever Again In Nigeria – Asari Dokubo by Jhulyan(m): 10:07am On May 15, 2013
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills CAN’s Borno Secretary Minutes After GEJ Broadcast by Jhulyan(m): 9:30am On May 15, 2013
Krasid: oh my God.wicked anima.ls.why did they kill this innocent man.
innocent of what?
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 10:46am On May 14, 2013
Gudiza: wink^^^ Omo, this guy na Cookie Monster.



@OP; Isn't there an age verification thingy that permits you to be on here? .... I don't know.

It's better you focus on your studies cos this advice would probably send you on a one way street to .....
how old do u think i am?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roberto Mancini Sacked By Manchester City by Jhulyan(m): 8:46am On May 14, 2013
Afam4eva: Why have they sacked him? Are they Madrid or barca? They're not happy he helped them win their first premiership title and helped them place second this yea thereby qualifying them for UEFA.
considering the amount of money involved,i don't think so
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 8:42am On May 14, 2013
MRbrownJAY:

- HAND JOB: use some lotion and let that man guide you on how gentle you should be with his tool, and how fast or slow you should "play" with it. believe me, after the nut has been busted, that man will even forget about sex and sleep like a newborn baby!

- BODY JOB: also known as "dry humping", this one is just about getting nekkid and let your body rub against his till sparks come out. this one may be dangerous as you may slip and lose your precious cargo by accident.

- TITTAY JOB: this one requires that you have fairly big size bre.ast, in order to provide ultimate pleasure. simply place his tools in the middle and warm it up with your attributes. you may double it up with some mouth play, explosion GUARANTEED!

- BLO.W JOB: this one needs no introduction, just lick that tool like as if it was the best ice cream you have ever tasted, till there is no more chocolate. again, that man will doze off like a baby after speaking in tongue.

- BACKDOOR JOB: this one is for the pros and dedicated damzel out there who want to remain virgin but equally want to please their men fully. a lot of lube is needed and it is painful at first but the pleasure can be quite intense.

choose wisely and good luck!

PS Seun/mods, this is not a discussion about love making but a "romantic approach" on how this lady should keep her man......i am only trying to help in this difficult situation that this gal finds herself into. i am sure you will understand, lol!
lol,u really killed it.
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 8:39am On May 14, 2013
dmcdad:
Yea sure! You can! But, the only thing that would make it work is if the both of you have like-minds. Like-minds in the sense that, you both crave for the same thing outta the relationship.

The thing is, from what you brought to the fore, it can be deduced that the problem to your relationship with that guy is as a direct result of you not giving in to sex. To be sincere with you, there is definitely nothing on earth you can do to salvage the situation unless you are ready to give in. Other than that, you guys will keep having problems and all.

My advice for you is know what you really want and what you can't or won't tolerate for whatever reason. If you know you don't really want sex, spell everything out to him and if he agrees to your terms and conditions, then you guys are good to go. But if he doesn't, then it's time to want out of that relationship.

Meanwhile, what makes you more of the person you are is the ability to make a decision and stand by it come what may. If you have really decided not to give in to sex as a result of you taking a vow of celibacy or for what ever reason, then you must be ready for the aftermath by taking the bull by the forelock.

I just hope you see right through me.
thank you dear
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 2:52pm On May 13, 2013
yomexp: from your post it shows you are not ready for sex! and that's fair enough
my advice to you is. for the mean time...
*i mean untill wen you are ready*
... get busy doing something productive. get a job, learn a trade,take a new challenge, start doing something that will bring money into your pocket. that way you won't depend on any man for anything. and consequently no man will pressurize you for sex because he gave you XYZ. if you can just get busy it will take you mind off him. untill you are matured enough to peruse your decision again.
forget about love for now. trust me you have no idea who Mr right will eventually be. let him go if he want to. we guys at dat age our hormones are misfiring. he's probably looking for where to ease is loins, don't blame him.
thank u
Celebrities / Re: Denrele's New Super Hot Pictures! by Jhulyan(m): 10:35am On May 13, 2013
y2kaustin: these guy needs rigorous deliverance,he has been bought over by the kingdom of darkness....so sad,lost another lost,but could be recovered soul.. sad sad cry
who's bought urs kingdom of light Abi?
Celebrities / Re: Denrele's New Super Hot Pictures! by Jhulyan(m): 10:33am On May 13, 2013
Bofemsky: On what charges?
for murdering fashion
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 7:58am On May 13, 2013
Sapphire86: My dear sexkillz don talk am o!!!

If u r nt ready 2 give up d cookie, don't!!
I can't tell u d number of guys I ve lost bcuz I REFUSED 2 give up d cookie.
Yea its going suck, but until u get 2 a point when u can confidently answer this Q 'me or him?' U r going keep posting threads lyk dis or maybe even take a wrong decision.

And b4 u ask, I'm NOT Team Onila so let no man trouble me!!! I just believe sex is nt a forceful thing


190: hmmmm, I tire 4 u!!!!
thank you
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 7:44am On May 13, 2013
sexkillz: No one should force you to do what you do not want. That boy doesn't love you. A loved one never forces you against your wishes. It's your body and you decide what to do with it, and not some stup!d boy who is only after the sex. He can as well go to hell. You don't need such persons.
thank you
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 7:27am On May 13, 2013
Mr knowitall.:
from your writing you sound like a kid that shouldn't even be in a relationship to begin with....because i just dont see anyone 20 and up asking this kinda question on nairaland.....my advice to you is to face our education for now...when you are a bit more mature while not give it another try.....
thank you
Romance / Re: Need Help On Killing This Feelings by Jhulyan(m): 7:25am On May 13, 2013
DigitalSignal:

Any reason why you are not ready but want to keep him around?
nothing really, am just scared things might change after it.i just need some time

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