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I'm in love
I swear to gawd love is a beautiful thing.



Good mrn every1

Shuga won, I believe it but lemme choose...



No 3

jamace: Yes, even NL is a jail. BTW why are you having red eyes? Did you smoke ganja with your eyes?

No, I painted it will blood. BTW, where's everybody

If Chelsea's feat this season was nothing and europa is for small teams, why can't MAN UTD win the trophy when they had the opportunity last time


Abeg, stop beefing, no be meat


Chelsea won in EUROPE while man utd won in ENGLAND.


Now tell me between a continent and a country which is superior

[quote author=I.Joan]are u ok [/quote]Yes, why did u ask

[quote author=I.Joan]Be very very very careful....[/quote]Otherwise



[quote author=I.Joan]How did I lust after anyone!!!!!!!!!!mtchew [/quote]Are u a learner


@game: no 2

Make u remember dey pay tithes oh!

[quote author=190-the-clown] [/quote]U misplace address

Obinoscopy: You know you've got natural beauty. You are just shy to admit it .

Your smooth skin and well shaped upper facial structure confirms it .

I go tell Beync, olojukokoro

[quote author=I.Joan]lemme just pick #3
@Obino... u just making me blush...

Who told u i've got natural beauty [/quote]Madam, why lust after a married man Abeg, he just wan use u oh! No go fall oh. FYI, he's happily married with 2 lovely kids.


U got my question. Ur turn.

Why all the rants on just 5-10 minutes sex The boss just got a quickie for krist sake. That BF must definitely be high on some cheap ogogoro if not somebody is tryna save ur sorry a$$ from penury and all u could afford her is this. I SMH for u, person wey dey take up all ur expenses Ahgrrrrrrh!!! Men! Una no get heaven oh.

Sorry my lady, please I'll allow you to sleep, wake and dream with ur boss only if u can get me that job and ofcourse we're surely going to the alter soon.


My #2dollar

Obino I dey jealousy u oh


I ate indomie, yam n egg for supper tonight.


I drank gulder plus heineken plus calydon plus irsih cream tonight.


I ate pounded yam and vegetables today.

Br3nd4: I take style miss you o

I know u do baby

I'm sorry damsel

Oya, take am

Ok, u're right.

Shugamania: They don cose all d answers finish..
Joan oya ooo..


Hallo pple..
Where's Banti?
@Jhyde, were u hibernate go?

I go search for money oh my sista, u know its not easy to be a married man

No 3 mehn!


Br3nd4, miss u loadz

Its been long u saw me...

U left ur husby in the cold just to watch another woman. My Br3nd4 won't do such

Br3nda, I guess yesterday nite was awesome

NO, very unlike ur madness. BTW, who released you from jail?

My heart goes out to their family members right now. I see the pregnant woman who's husband is a soldier and at the middle of a crisis he knew nothing about just to return normalcy for an ingrate populace esp. those who constitute nuisance on NL.




[s] Hope the shootings and killings would be available for free download in HD. [/s]


9ja Soldiers una do well oh!

Boko haram is faceless, who are we fighting with now? Who's gonna face world crime? Oh! They have face now?

There time is up men. They are just a dead snake trying to shake whatever remains outta its dead body.

I spent last night with Beync and Kola Oloye.

^^... with sp3rm right?

OP, so u only give to ladies cuz I'm pretty sure no one would label you a flirt if u give mainly to boys

Yes, they seize power frequently there too. BTW, do all women have 2 bosom?

Funny question and funny reply thread.


Ask a funny question, get a funny reply and it goes on like that.


Que: are u browsing on nairaland now?

Ans: NO, I am watching TV. BTW, is TV the same as stove?

Next person

Ans: YES, especially when u've been watching for so long. BTW, Is a man always the father of the new born?


Next person:

Ans: NO, the woman is. BTW, do u go to hospital to do shopping?


Next person:

Ans: Yes, most especially when you have chronic malaria with typhoid and tuberculosis added with a little loss of memory plus hypertension. BTW, do we have PHCN is USA?

Is a man always the father of new born?

OP, the only way out of ur present travail is to go back to basic school (aka primary school).



#just saying.

Sorry to disappoint u Obi I'm married now. FYI, I'll be going with Br3nd4.




Obi

*passing by shouting who's next*[/i]

As if we did not know

Night vigil or club

God have mercy...

Its friday again, while we thank the Lord we need to do some clubbing thingz. Anybody game



Obi/Beync/Shuga/oloye/Br3nd4