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i have a huge problem with customer relations in Banks,
especially up north

dont they ever get to hear of the phrase a customer is always right.

why is the bald guy always bowing?

the so called atmosphere in hollywood was it not created by people?
the make believe scenes and everything.

the earlier they start being creative the better,and why do you have to say if gene is given a chance in hollywood she can do beta,there are some hollywood actors that even hardly get auditioned and even get parts,and an actor is good in wateva he is doing whenever wherever,why do we have to take gene to hollywood to see that she is worth being there.
the directors and producers should get creative,bring out the best in them and quit producing rubbish then we can see them featuring in a lil hollywood movie.

she is ok though(in Nollywood)

Julia Roberts,all time favorite, loved her in "Erin Brockovich" it won her an Oscar


plus she has a killer smile.

@switpea

well said.

@lawyer chap

could you just deliver that blow,if anything happens dont worry i will get you out of wateva it is but pleaseeeee deliver the blow on the guy's jaw, you could even act like a fan when you are close then you can just do the deal,cant bear to see him trying to gain cheap publicity.

brink,

ZIZI IS OUT!!!!!?? not after that her olori oko performance,she must be heartbroken

HOW? WHEN? guess i will have to wait till sun too.

am being a pain? heard of the phrase"truth hurts"well dont take it too hard was just saying my opinion.

@eezy
and why are you so bitter?i also still insist they aint going anywhere but i also said if they continue at the pace and stupidity that theyy are going

am not saying they are not good,aint no cause to blow heat over anything,they are good but sorry they aint going to hollywood .

well the ones in hollywood? they dont have two heads and they are mere mortals,but they are good and maybe a lil better with good directors and better story lines,but the deal is if they nollwood does not start being creative hollywood would not be a place for them.sorry ya'll should not feel bad just continue giving them the suppport they need to create mediocrity,of course Hollywood is better than us but do we need their environment to do well in acting.

the problem with nollywood is just plenty,yes thanks jeff you mentioned make believing,do we have to wait for them to finish up the norm and start being creative,there was a yoruba film that came out "madam Dearest" that was a good movie it even had its own sound tracks,now thats an idea of creativity.

wateva ,direct your attention to lancelot and ogoro,maybe it can boost them to even go to hollywood and back

@jeef,
i aint beefing,cos we aint doing the same thing.

whether overacting or underacting i think she is just wrong for the roleand any other,she should get some acting lessons or some'in
and of course susan patrick is good ever since the SS of omoye.

what is the big deal?

the big deal is that hollywood is producing movies that nollywood would not have produced in the 20 years if they keep at the pace and stupidity that they are moving and workin on. and of course they aree mere mortals with better skills and with an urge to improve whatever they are doing, look in the nigerian "context" Gene is a good actress lets just leave her at home(nollywood) than wish her to get to hollywood cos she aint going anyway cept ghana(maybe to shoot another video.

and who do you think they will cast her with? Nicole Kidman? Charlize theron?,or halle Berry?

give me a break!

abeg, people should just stop hammering bout omotola and the four children issue,i think it would sound really stupid to think she is in the show for people to say after four children she can still roll her body and dance,maybe she ust wanna have fun,dats all,just hope she losses some weight in the process.

yes the olori oko guy is a bit harsh but someone has to be,julius gave him a hard time though,and him telling my beloved sultan that his dance is not from within,as if he knows depth?

Bryan is still not impressing me with his dances, like the duo though especially the girl,damn energetic.
Zizi had her fun with the olori oko performance,that was tight.i give her a 10 too

grind

well nice of Akin to ask after me,i just prefer to read what vessy and ice and vieiera(movie addicts-with ice ranking 1st ) have to say really.

kindle

well depends on the kind of violence though.
i can do without those stabbing and stuff,some people find it difficult to see why,was almost forwarding the whole film when i watched TROY with my little cousin reminding me that its just a film,with all the stabbing in the film,and mafia films with shooting and all those funny ways of tortures are not really my thing,freaks me out.
@ vescucci
well sorry to burst your bubble i just saw Bourne Identity since and i liked it,kind of adrenaline pumpin for me,after a long time of thinkin to see or not to see just watched the second Bourne,and am looking to watching Ultimatum soon .am hoping to be tough,very tough soon.
But i actually sat through The Departed without flinching,watching how the heroes die through unexpected shots.i just have a thing for when heroes die,heroes are not s'pose to die .

people think am chicken when i tell them that i don't like Violent movies so,and it seems funny because i don't seem like so,i hereby say am on a spree of watching violent movies,so any recommendation iice?

well i think the 3As is Adewale Akinnoye Agbaje, well i think he kind of cutting his stuff out.still in tune with his roots sticking to that kind of long african name,was funny seeing him in Bourne Identity speaking broken yoruba,and he also did a movie with Van dame can't remember it now though.

@iwajay
well sorry to say showbobo wont be around for a while,he went to the land of b*ttfaces.

well well well tope,
what can i say,your lines get weaker and weaker and weaker and weakerand weaker!you must be really tired,and really its my name really that obnoxious?,

and you really sad Iwajay aint with you on this,well take a chill pill and work harder.

the fall and fall of tope teadr straight into shit pit

tope,
u just got ur ass whupped

well well well,show bobo, i choose to ignore that,and why did yah run off like that?,well guess you cant stomach it,and what is this thread about,what's in a name?,well if your itsy bitsy mind finds that amusing well what can i say,just watch the name and think of how your lucky you are that your parents dint give u the name,thats if u have one or two

@showbobo
really wondering what u got showing up,if you had enough brains u would know what Jiddah is and that is is just a user name to keep freaks like you in check and give you something to talk about,if that is the case what is showbobo? u are probably from a broken home, who knows,well am sure u know Bruno in Popeye,you probably have a huge body to show off like him and a pea size Brain,and what makes you think am a MR., well thats just part of your "dimness" i guess.

@freezy,
tope treadr aint seen nothing yet, innit?
dat was a nice one,hit him again!

well sad that this joke thread has turned to a trade of insults by men,well good for you guys,the idea was to find the joke funny(that is if you are not dense ) or just buzz off,now am stunned at how guys are trading word like these and all of a sudden the thread is ridden with insults.
@tope treader
why the hell are you so angry?,and of couse if Inxx wanted your attention he sure has got it.

@nazzyon
violence has never been an answer but

i second

nope i don't. kind of have other things to do

Subject: Aminu Kano Airport

Date: Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:35:21 +0000

>Hausa flight discussion

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.

>very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

>”Aminu Kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007””Do

>you copy?”

>Kano tower;- “yes Alhaji Smith we cofi”

>British Airways “Flight 007 Reporting technical faults”

>Kano tower;- “kai haba!”

>British Airways; - “sorry tower couldn’t get that”

>Kano tower; - “okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?”=

>British Airways; - “Negative power in engines dead”

>Kano tower;- “Walahi?”

>British Airways; - “Negative didn’t copy”

>Kano Tower;- “Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand peet?”=

>British Airways;- “negative tower, wings wont respond”

>Kano tower;- “kai!”

>British Airways;- “negative didn’t copy that tower”

>Kano Tower;- “okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin

>fawa,ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri”

>British Airways;- “Negative, cant activate the landing gear”

>Kano tower;- ‘wayyo!’

>British Airways;- “awaiting order, flight 007”

>Kano Towers;- “okay refit apta me”

>British Airways;- “okay what?”

>Kano Tower;- “ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI!

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

here's a funny one,


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave . I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blond) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her ".And where do you think you're going?"


(You're gonna love this, )




She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."