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9. When you see a fine girl walking into Lagos hostel.





After all the forming.

8. How the flies welcome you when you enter Lagos hostel.


Iyanma!

7. When you’re trying to book a bed space but they closed the portal after 30 seconds.


I’ll kuku sleep under the bridge at Challenge .

6. How Sister Biggs looks like on a Monday afternoon.


Is the whole school eating here?

No shame!

5. When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.

5. When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.

It’s not like they’ll graduate with 1st class.

4. How freshers sprint for lectures in SLT and LT1.

3. When a fresher asks you what ‘face Tanke’ means.

2. When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke.

1. How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID
card.

Ejanla07:
yellow bar.

lmfaOOOOOOOOOO

ok

Ejanla07:
yellow bars

pls i wasnt referring to kids , so grow up nd steer clear off my post, thanks.

ramdris:
As far as no b rape, the guy will go scot free legally...

fym who told u... adultery is a crime punishable by imprisonment in the north ooo

pls wats all dz shiit abt southwate east or north all about or checking names . it shows we aint matured enough .alota kids turning nairaland into an Avenue for promotion of ethnic discrimination. nawa ooo kids everywhere

it doesnt make sense. have u eva heaRD of wigglesworth

DLuciano:
just fun. ah you dey joke

fun kwa.... whats fun in dz

plssss what is d essence of dz thread......?

Vendoor:
I remember how the same Yorubas invaded GEJ with all manner of protest and statements that raised the roof.


That's why the Igbos don't blend with Yorubas, its in their attitude. Just offer them common food today and watch how a Yoruba man will lye on the floor and worship you like god. The north only offer them the VP possition and they already lying flat with their heads down like cowards.


The Igbos are brave, that's why FG (North) takes their case seriously!

no they re not brave but stoopid. whaT Ve dey gained since their protest. even if u ve an igbo president ur aspirations can nevr cum to past because u aint ready for it. i give u sudan as an example

ConqueredWest:
AFONJAS will never complain out of shame that the wiser south will disgrace them

pls who re d afonjas

Buikechukwu35:
Same yoruba u're praising Fold they hands and Let kwara State taken From Them obA to emir

most villages and town in kwara are controlled by the obas except ilorin....only ilorin..... ilorin is an emirate city nd not other part of kwara tnx

nnachukz:
Nothing strange is happening there my dear. They are just showing their slavish nature, betrayal and coward attitude they are well known for.

and where has ur courageous protest nd biafra war led u to? itr has never bin successful because u re too impetuous. u fail to plan but ready to fight senselessly. the yoruba race re known for dia level of literacy instead of engaging in a useless war we approach our matter tactically. those killed in the southwest cannot be equate with d so called biafra massacre on a platter of stupidity. ur outburst hasnt moved an inch from the last massacre yet u havnt learned from that. your intolerance is almost d same with the north nd quick to fight wch has beclouded your reason-ability.

JustHere2Observ:
I dont understand the fuss, you guys broke up, so why do you feel cheated? Its not like its your property, and she can give it to who ever she likes. She didn't sleep with him while you were dating, besides what's the probability you guys will end up married if you had been her first?

hmmmmnn assshhhyyyyyyyyyyy ... i fear ladies lyk u tho

mrkayusfit:
When Tinubu decides to deal with dino melaye i hope the igbo yoots won't start protesting on his behalf like they did for the criminal called Nnamdi kanu. Dino dey bite more than he can chew now. Keep cheering him to his destruction like you did to Nnamdi kanu.

y do u kip thinking wit ur butt

d guy go settle dem na or prolly the police knows him b4

pls did she go to law sch nd was she a resit student? lotta questions I needed answrs to

sinking sand

tbaba1234:
What research? This is my field and i am 100% certain that i know more about you about energy generation in Nigeria.

scuse you... I put it to u dat u dont cos if u do, u won't type dat. evrybdy knows d truth nd pls stop being part of a lying govt we must be united. im neither for or against d govt except wen I see a good policy dat will positively affect d masses.

tbaba1234:
Which light at night under Jonathan? Between May and February, Power generation was at its highest in the history of Nigeria, it is only when pipeline attacks picked up that power dropped. Most of the power generated in Nigeria is gas.

Buhari has 4 years. Let him complete his tenure then we can assess. To say, 'Abacha was better' is ludicrous.

Erdogan has his many critics but it is better than going back to military rule.

bros shattaap dont say wat u dont know...dobt be too gullible. d power generation was a scam. I made a little research cos our light den was worse during dat tym nd it was same almost everywhere nd ppl were clamoring that d power generation be reverted bk to whr it was....so pls as far as I'm concerned dere ve bin no improvement everything under dz gov re lies propaganda vendetta nd nothing else

gbens2000:
ehmmm wen u mean love u mean mean u want to shine her congo abi

abeg wetin consineee u... abi wetin concern agbero wit ovaload