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Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts His New OBO Diamond Necklace Worth $100,000 (Photos, Video) by jilwa: 10:21am On Feb 27, 2018
He's living up to expectations, hope it lasts forever. Amen
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by jilwa: 11:10pm On Feb 26, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Respect you for having an erection? Ha! Try pushing something out of your body or experience period pains. I don't think you guys would last for 5 minutes. You should be worshipping us for we're strong grin

Anyway, I've always been under the impression that an erection feels good. Interesting to know that's not the case.
We are the carriers of life, that should be enough respect earned, some women don't feel the pain of childbirth and the female anatomy have evolved to cater for reproduction since day 1 even at the fetal stage, yes! So women were made to give birth and nothing more, every other thing else is a priviledge.
Romance / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Test A Girl And See If She’s A Wife Material Or Not by jilwa: 6:09pm On Feb 26, 2018
Artzdanielsz:
abeg if you know how long it took me to groom my beard you won't ask me to shave my it.
Had to go for days looking like a homeless bloke for me to get that killer beard look, ain't cutting it for some damn prank lol. James Harden's always on my mind when I think about my beard goals B-). #beardganger
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by jilwa: 3:27pm On Feb 23, 2018
1.I have a full beard at 22 when my elder bro has none.
2.I masturbate alot.
3.I love science but hate maths.
4.I've rewired myself to believe that only money can make a girl stay (deep down I know I'm wrong).
5.I was kleptomaniac in my early teenage years.

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Religion / Re: It's Christmas Eve! Share Your Experience So Far by jilwa: 11:47am On Dec 24, 2017
Omo na hustle o,never even buy a pin for myself. God gats pick my call before 1st abeg.
Romance / Re: Honestly, I Just Lost My Respect For Some Ladies Tonigjt. by jilwa: 11:12am On Dec 21, 2017
JONNYSPUTE:
My family just came in this evening for Christmas Nd I decided to give my wife a good time. As we were about driving out one of the girls(a student) that stays in my compound saw us Nd pleaded to go out with us,my wify said no problem so she went in Nd dressed up. We all went out together to Top rank hotels Ind. Layout Enugu.We got there Nd some of my friends were already seated,one of them was chyking the lady we went out together with Nd she was even flirting with him. I received a call from one of my hommies who just came in from America Nd told him where I was,he came Nd we all started having a good time. Suddenly,the lady that came with us who was having a nice time with one of my hommies based here in the country,started gisting with the guy Nd before I can say jack,she went out with that my friend that just came in from America. I wanted to say something but my wify said I should wait that maybe the guy took her home since its late,but now we re home Nd I ve asked the sister about her Nd she said she has not seen her. Hmmmm. Nawaoo naso some girls dey behave? Should I evacuate her from my boys quarter or I should just chill knowing that she is just hustling?.
Boss me sef dey Enugu, show a nigga some love this Xmas even if na 1k I go celebrate am well well, no vex in advance. Sorry for your troubles sha.
Romance / Re: Honestly, I Just Lost My Respect For Some Ladies Tonigjt. by jilwa: 11:09am On Dec 21, 2017
JONNYSPUTE:
My family just came in this evening for Christmas Nd I decided to give my wife a good time. As we were about driving out one of the girls(a student) that stays in my compound saw us Nd pleaded to go out with us,my wify said no problem so she went in Nd dressed up. We all went out together to Top rank hotels Ind. Layout Enugu.We got there Nd some of my friends were already seated,one of them was chyking the lady we went out together with Nd she was even flirting with him. I received a call from one of my hommies who just came in from America Nd told him where I was,he came Nd we all started having a good time. Suddenly,the lady that came with us who was having a nice time with one of my hommies based here in the country,started gisting with the guy Nd before I can say jack,she went out with that my friend that just came in from America. I wanted to say something but my wify said I should wait that maybe the guy took her home since its late,but now we re home Nd I ve asked the sister about her Nd she said she has not seen her. Hmmmm. Nawaoo naso some girls dey behave? Should I evacuate her from my boys quarter or I should just chill knowing that she is just hustling?.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Earn 5k Before Xmas? by jilwa: 11:08am On Dec 21, 2017
goggleit:
Send your number
08103448504, please bro this better be worth it. I'll have to fast today to play this game. Oshe!
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Earn 5k Before Xmas? by jilwa: 10:50am On Dec 21, 2017
goggleit:
Naira bet 8 games of over 2.5 put #100 grin
I go try am with just N500, but I'm not a gambler, I believe in work,choice and not chance. Na cos e hold me for neck, I wan sell my phone sef. If I exhaust 5H with no positive outcome I go quit o,cos I cannot come and burn my very limited resources. Send me the codes for the games bro.
Nairaland / General / How Can I Earn 5k Before Xmas? by jilwa: 10:40am On Dec 21, 2017
Abeg make una no vex, no be beg I dey beg, na ask I dey ask... which job I fit do to earn at least 5-10k before Xmas or New Year. I dey coal city but I fit come for any part of the country once transport and welfare is gauranteed. Help a bro out!!

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