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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by JimD(m): 2:43pm On Jan 18
gidgiddy:


Even if this story is true, Ajoke Joshua was adopted by TB Joshua as a baby and raised by him in his household. He is the only father she knows and has every right to call the man who adopted her, gave her his surname, and raised her so.
She is as much his daughter as any biological daughter

But wether she is his biological daughter was never the issue, the issue is if the sexual molestation allegations against women she confirmed are true

If this was not true, then how do we believe any allegation she made or of people that attested to the fact of knowing her to be TB Joshua's daughter?
Family / Re: I Sold Soap And Dried Fish In Lagos Before Everything Changed. by JimD(m): 3:45pm On Jan 11
Gbadugbakun:

Hello I have been reading your post I want to know you better. Can I send you a DM
. Idiot. Send DM make thunder fire your yansh cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies Which Will You Choose From The Two by JimD(m): 2:36pm On Jan 10
Most of these girls av both handsome and rich. But they are very coded. And lying is like second nature. So you can't detect. When it comes to choice of person to marry, Nigerian girls will chose rich anytime. But that doesn't mean they'll drop Mr handsome.
Politics / Re: I Learnt A Lot In Kuje Prison - Ex-Governor Nyame by JimD(m): 4:43pm On Jan 06
These people have everything in prison - AC, cooks, cleaners, visits with anyone they want, oloshos on call anytime. Everything here z just propaganda
Politics / Re: A Tribe Called Judah: Peter Obi Congratulates Funke Akindele by JimD(m): 4:31pm On Jan 06
BloomingDale:




That is because the name Judah coming from Africa will draw in a lot of international viewers. Does not matter if the storyline was exceptional or not. She is current and just cashed in on that name.

There is an ongoing battle in the world right now between the fake and real Judahs aka Jews.
Shut up boy
Family / Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by JimD(m): 6:15am On Jan 04
If you have money, pay for a surrogate. You can adopt when older. You should father your own child. Makes it worth it.

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Health / Re: Penile Erection Beyond 30 Minutes Is Harmful To Men - Expert by JimD(m): 8:02am On Dec 24, 2023
Girls cum in 8 - 15 minutes. If you know how to sex a woman we'll, she'd have multiple orgasms within 15 mins. Maybe once or twice in 3 months you might be able to last 45 to 1 hour, but it's not something you'll enjoy. You can with one of these agbo or Jedi drinks. But it's not going to be consistent. And that sex isn't going to be enjoyable for both of you anyways. But maybe something you boast about. So 15 - 25 mins of good sex is actually ideal for men and women. And there's a lot of things that go into these, not just sticking and pulling. So I just look at these 1 - 2 hr people as "phonies". Sex is not competition.
Events / Re: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by JimD(m): 3:03pm On Dec 15, 2023
What the government can do is set up centers for people with betting addiction. And it must be funded by the betting companies themselves.
Politics / Re: Failed Project: N1.5bn Staff Pay, $496m Payout To Indian Firm Spark NASS Anger by JimD(m): 2:54pm On Dec 15, 2023
Well it's a breach of contract. Even if you carry dem to court, they'll win until their contract expires. This is what happens when you put people who can't read legal documents in corridors of power.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Offers To Testify Against Agunloye In $2.3bn Mambilla Arbitration by JimD(m): 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2023
It's glaring that OBJ is trying to save face here. It's an embarrassment

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Visits Lagos Communities, Splashes ₦100M On Inner-City Kids (Video) by JimD(m): 9:29am On Dec 12, 2023
No kids were helped in this rubbish
Business / Re: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by JimD(m): 7:26pm On Nov 30, 2023
Confirm idiot. Even if it's 1 year, you'll keep nurturing him. Might not even be his own roofing he'd call you for. Selling is all about impressions.

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Romance / Re: "I'm Not A Mugu, I Know My Husband Has A 2nd Wife & Kids Back Home”-Oyinbo Woman by JimD(m): 1:06pm On Nov 28, 2023
Strong jazz. He don tie that woman sense and destiny. This is all shades of wrong. But then it looks like a skit sha. Linga linga ling cheesy
Family / Re: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by JimD(m): 10:47pm On Nov 27, 2023
Op just change your topic to a more suitable one. And congratulations!
Family / Re: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by JimD(m): 10:42pm On Nov 27, 2023
Giving birth is a joy of a woman, whether she does it naturally or through CS. She's not doing it for you. Although you must appreciate the sacrifice of carrying a baby for 9 months and delivering. But the joy of it is she's called mummy ****. Your family, her friends, you congratulate her and respect her more. It's an accomplishment every sane woman wants and longs for. It's not a personal sacrifice to you. Your topic is off-context.

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Crime / Re: Navy Destroys 15,775 Litres Of Stolen Crude Oil In Ondo by JimD(m): 9:46am On Nov 20, 2023
Destroy abi usurped
Romance / Re: Two Love Birds Who Are Both AS by JimD(m): 5:32pm On Nov 14, 2023
If you have money, use IVF with donor egg (AA) for conception. But then I think you shouldn't use love to trap each other. There are many fishes in the sea for either of you.
Family / Re: My personal dating assessment model by JimD(m): 3:06am On Nov 06, 2023
PoliteActivist:


You these low brow NL men, what else do you want her to offer you besides sex and children??

Of course. Like attracts like. You're def a low value man with zero standards.
Family / My personal dating assessment model by JimD(m): 7:26pm On Nov 05, 2023
Let me just drop this here:

The most important question to ask about a woman you're dating or a woman you're trying to date is: what does she have to offer me apart from sex and children? You can go ahead and ask a woman and give her the chance to opt out easily.

Oh and don't accept answers like peace of mind, genuine love etc. These are not concrete and also not answers like good cooking, better sex, home cleanup etc. These you can get anywhere.

If a woman is a high quality woman, you wouldn't even have to ask these questions. Using 80-20, these are my most important questions. 3 of these carry more weight for me - conversations, actual displays of being caring, and peace of mind. The rest are a point each, these are 2 each, totalling 10 points.

1. Because from conversations, you know if she can hold enjoyable conversations with you or if she has a sense of humor. Can you talk with her for more than 30 minutes, talk about something useless and still enjoy talking about it with her? (2 points)

2. From her achievements, modest or big (you should have your personal baseline), you know if she has tenacity and an ability to get things done.

3. From the way her apartment is or the way she takes care of your own apartment, you know how organized she is and how much of a home organizer she'll be.

4. From the way she attends to kids, you'll be able to figure out how she's going to take care of your kids.

5. From the way she reacts in periods of conflict, you can assess whether she's mature enough to actually give you peace of mind. So it's going to be as obvious as possible. (2 points)

6. From the way she demands money or spends or throw tantrums when you don't send her money, you can see how well of a good financial sidekick she'll be to you.

7. From the way she reacts and takes care of you when you're sick or when you're down (in some way), you know if she actually cares about you. (2 points)

And I consider all these. But if a woman has at least 7 out of 10 of these, they are manageable for me. 6.5 out of 10 is not good enough (literally). 7 out of 10 is okay. 10 out of 10 and I have my dream woman. And for me, I'd say it's hard to find a woman that truly meets 8/10. But no compromises. It's all about compatibility. And I consider their status now, not what I'm trying to make them into (don't do this - try to make a woman into your ideal woman. It ends badly) or what vision or plans they have (that's their own business). Well religion and sexual history are things to consider too tho (no 10+ body counts because on a logical level it signifies indiscretion). But that's all there is to it. And you must be totally objective, tearing away all ur emotional and religious blindfolds when making assessments.

And of course sexual compatibility. I wouldn't even consider myself knowing anything about a woman unless we've gotten down two or more times.

So when a guy like me asks what do you bring to the table? It's not supposed to be a confrontational question. Or a question about your financial prowess. I don't think at this point, I'd ever need my woman's money in any capacity. But I want to know she has tenacity. That's something I want to see in my kids.

So as men, forget beauty, makeup, sex all that stuff and relate to women from these perspectives. From the first approach, see what impression she makes on you. It removes every kind of fear or unnecessary, undue gestures and laudings.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Boss Only Pays Half Salary, What Can I Do ? by JimD(m): 12:50pm On Nov 01, 2023
What kind of skill do you have that's marketable?
Health / Re: I Tricked My Guy Into HIV Oral Test And This Is Now Happening by JimD(m): 7:09pm On Oct 28, 2023
Omo "swinging both ways" grin ... Fruity mf
Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by JimD(m): 11:53am On Oct 28, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Hopefully someone leans from my story. I don't regret any of my decisions so far. I'm happy that in all, I wasn't consumed, used to a point of no return in fact if you see me, you'll hardly believe I'm 42. apart from say I get small protruding stomach ( which almost everyone has) and it's only when I eat. Otherwise its normal. So it's caused by food and I overeat.

I also don't regret not having children outside wedlock cos it would have reduced my chances of getting attention from men even at my age. Yes.. I still get attention like serious advances from single men. This is not to make a boast. In this year alone, I've had two suitors. Very responsible guy and another man but the thing with me is that I'm too picky. if I don't like you first, e go hard. So those two were not my spec and I won't trap myself in a loveless marriage just because of age or "time is going " , if it's not what I want, I won't do it. Call me anything you like, your opinion. I don't kia! tongue


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I don't know why you're pained. That was me just being witty to lighten up the tense mood of my story but your dumb olodo self cant recognize a witty saying when you see one hence holding unto it and reacting like a beheaded chicken.

Empty skull

You're still talking about feelings at your age cheesy

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Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by JimD(m): 11:46am On Oct 28, 2023
Obviously, you are no longer a virgin. And you've rejected men, like a lot of good men. I don't want to add to your worries. But when people hide on morality and use that as a shield for stupidity and ignorance, I find it appalling. But to say I have no pity for you is an understatement. I think it's more of this overestimation of one's own self worth. Some don't even have any self worth, some think too high of themselves without bringing anything to the table except pussy and nagging. I'll advise you go and store your eggs if you still can and start saving and when you're 45, you can find a sperm donor and do IVF. Omo this story just weak me

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Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by JimD(m): 11:24am On Oct 28, 2023
See all these simpsons forming woke. A wise girl herself will volunteer to help her fiance's mom in the kitchen. If she doesn't, a wise mother inlaw wouldn't castigate her. But for the guy, a girl that just sits down and waits for your mother to serve her, first time or not, prolly lacks good home training.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: What Transpired In Supreme Court Today by JimD(m): 5:14pm On Oct 23, 2023
Obi is more like a clog in the wheel at this point. He should leave Tinubu and Atiku to slug it out.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JimD(m): 7:49am On Oct 23, 2023
52$ Payoneer needed ASAP at your price
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Govt Should Allow Nigerians To Buy AK-47 – Governor Radda by JimD(m): 7:44am On Oct 21, 2023
Most of these governors themselves are armed to the teeth. If you think one police or soldier will save you from terrorists in Nigeria, your mumu knows no bounds
Celebrities / Re: I May Move Back In With Will – Jada Smith Expresses Concern For Aging Actor by JimD(m): 9:56pm On Oct 15, 2023
That woman has a mental condition. I don't know how it isn't apparent to anyone
Politics / Re: Nigeria Secures $13bn Oil And Gas Investment Commitment From Shell, Exxonmobil by JimD(m): 3:54pm On Sep 22, 2023
I know this woman. Used to read her posts on LinkedIn. Very smart woman... Kudos!
Family / Re: Am I Being Unreasonable Or Is My Wife Selfish? by JimD(m): 1:10pm On Sep 17, 2023
Most of the people replying to these posts are either simps or feminist idiots. The mistake is marrying her without knowing if she has a defined chart or map for her life. Your wife looks like someone who is just figuring out shit - all these hustler mentality types. There's no definite direction. Give her a timeframe to come up with a 5-year roadmap for her life. Then you show her yours and compare and contrast. Vision alignment is very important in marriage

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