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GenBuhari: propaganda!!

GenBuhari: propaganda!!

wristwatch: sahara reports gather that Mikel has invented a new science called Slow science and what to be studied will be snail.

Mikel is a word that can be find in dictionary now.

Mikel (§naikel; oral english): it means a slow moving object that will take 24hrs to move in 1cm distance. For example: if a vehicle is on top speed and you want to reduce the speed, You will say I MIKEL(SLOW) the vehicle.

wristwatch: sahara reports gather that Mikel has invented a new science called Slow science and what to be studied will be snail.

Mikel is a word that can be find in dictionary now.

Mikel (§naikel; oral english): it means a slow moving object that will take 24hrs to move in 1cm distance. For example: if a vehicle is on top speed and you want to reduce the speed, You will say I MIKEL(SLOW) the vehicle.

archcharles: Is that a cap or hair on Jermaine's head?

#justwandering

archcharles: Is that a cap or hair on Jermaine's head?

#justwandering

taiwoGEEE: Like seriously
@mikel, where thou at Father of all snail? one of your kind is been butcher by some unscrupulus elements

taiwoGEEE: Like seriously
@mikel, where thou at Father of all snail? one of your kind is been butcher by some unscrupulus elements

VonBismark: Shebi if na spain una go talk say na tiki taka do am, wetin dey do brazil nw abi their own nah samba taka?

VonBismark: Shebi if na spain una go talk say na tiki taka do am, wetin dey do brazil nw abi their own nah samba taka?

noblezone: This is one thing I am yet to understand about this football of a thing.

First its a game, one party must win and naother must loose! So, somtimes we win and sometimes we loose.

However, while Enyeama is making his money, Messi is also making his money, someone who does not even kick football like me is busy having HBP, migraign or even epilepsy.

As for me, if we win, I am happy and I will eat my food and sleep well, and if we loose, so be it and I surely eat my food and surely sleep well.

This is why my club is not chelsea, arsenal, man u, liverpool or any of such.

My club is enyimba, if you dont like it, its your cup of tea.

noblezone: This is one thing I am yet to understand about this football of a thing.

First its a game, one party must win and naother must loose! So, somtimes we win and sometimes we loose.

However, while Enyeama is making his money, Messi is also making his money, someone who does not even kick football like me is busy having HBP, migraign or even epilepsy.

As for me, if we win, I am happy and I will eat my food and sleep well, and if we loose, so be it and I surely eat my food and surely sleep well.

This is why my club is not chelsea, arsenal, man u, liverpool or any of such.

My club is enyimba, if you dont like it, its your cup of tea.

L'blaque Haven:
What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of u for 90min but u'll only get to c him for 30sec picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari wit d engine of a KIA picanto
3. A Mikel is anytin dat has weight, occupies space, breathes but still remain stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object dat has no focus in d pitch.
5. A Mikel is d S.I unit for measuring deceleration. eg the car decelerated by 2mikel/sec
6. A Mikel is d Botanical name for snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass d ball but can't shoot, cross, head or b creative wit d ball is a Mikel. eg my President is a Mikel.
8. A Mikel is dat footballer who is allergic to goal..........=D =)) no b me talk so o!! Good night friends.

L'blaque Haven:
What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of u for 90min but u'll only get to c him for 30sec picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari wit d engine of a KIA picanto
3. A Mikel is anytin dat has weight, occupies space, breathes but still remain stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object dat has no focus in d pitch.
5. A Mikel is d S.I unit for measuring deceleration. eg the car decelerated by 2mikel/sec
6. A Mikel is d Botanical name for snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass d ball but can't shoot, cross, head or b creative wit d ball is a Mikel. eg my President is a Mikel.
8. A Mikel is dat footballer who is allergic to goal..........=D =)) no b me talk so o!! Good night friends.