refiner:


lol!....wat kinda names is dis?....

I bu nwayoma makachukwu.. Imara'nma too much... Chineke gozie mummy na daddy gi na aha Jesus..

Generalkorex:

sir u really tried.
You couldn't achieved ur goal in d romance section.bt u actually achieved it here.
Bravo!
You made me remember the Generalkorex of 1900-1982.

bigneorapz:
Cc: refiner ... Chisos!!!

pls are u the girl i saw today at kk shop just opp. Brew shaw at leiston road, Bolton in Uk?? Pls just tell me u're the one pls.. Where do u stay?

Lol.. I swear your scope dry .. Which kind UK..
Just say you wanna know where she stays.. Anyways, she lives in Nwanze Ezeugo compound of Ahaba-Imehi Autonomous community in Ezi-ama Uzuarkoli, Isikwuato LGA, Abia State..

Dalyjay:
Guy wenti naw, i ave been reading all ur shit since and stil reading dis too, thought it was a joke but guy dey reason naw.... Wait let me cheak d name given to dis thread again* bro, na 2016/2017 utme admission thread .... So wenti concern you.... Please be careful, and if you quote me and insult any of my people, i will do just that too

I don repent.. I've made a promise to refiner that I won't engage in any e-brawl again
. ...I'm sorry

refiner:


serving a ban and still commenting?...which kind ban be DAT one?


old man go and enjoy ur marriage!....tanks!

Yes I got a ban till May16 but I hacked the site and unbanned myself just because I wanna talk to you.. OK tell me, what do you want me to do?.. I'm gonna do it.. promise#

refiner:



nah!....after all d insults?


by d way...illiterates are better off as third wives!

I didn't insult you baby.. OK if I did, I'm sorry.. I'm currently serving a ban because of you, I promise to do anything you want me to do,. OK if you want me to put you as first wife and put Mama Kelvin as third, I don't mind..I'll do it

refiner:



.....


fanks o jare!

bye!

Will you Marry Me? . I'll wait till after your education, . I just need a third wife..

VERTER:
[color=#006600][/color]Pls nobody shuld mind the ranting old man who is experiencing a mid life crisis . At baba dont quote me ur not even as old as the youngest of my uncle's or aunt's

I wish you the best.. Your admission is sure in Jesus name

Hawlahscho:



Moku o
Baba yi ti wa ya were mo Nairaland lowo ni sa

Eegbadun sir

Eyin agbalagbala te n se bi omode, ori yin buru ju ni?

Omo inu yin open thread, eyin n daaru, ee ki ronu rara ni?

wait, ta le jo gangan ni family yin ? Mo mo pe Baba yin lo ma je.

E like arinfin ni? oga o... Apo ironu yin ti be danu, eyin egbaya lasanlasan yi.

O da bi wipe wo s'epe fun generation yin latori daddy yin, o wa n ran from generation to generation toripe awon omo yin naa tun ti ko si were te n se ti ko gbe yin.


E need adviser, I swear.

Baba ofo.

Your mod ban me till May2016.. I unbanned myself. Awa lenu daku.. I just got a mail from Seun and lalasticlala begging me to free you guys..

I'm outta here.. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR POST-UME.. MAY GOD GRANT YOU ALL YOUR HEART DESIRE.. Refiner, Oya sorry you will gain admission into your school of choice with 194 In jesus name.. Bye all

Hawlahscho:



So you dont know that they can ban your IP


S eun Lalasti clala

Tell the two of them that I said, "they have not upgraded to that level" of banning IP.. Tell them I have more than 100monikers.. They ban one, I come up with another.. I can even unban myself, just tell them to ban me first, i will unban myself.. Koni dafun iyalaya ban..Na today

cC seun lalasticlala finestboi abi wetin una dey call dem?

SammieLowkey:

.
CHI...SOS!!!
Sir, pls don't insult him with something as serious as his admission. Plssss modify d bolded. Thank you Sir

Son, I was angry and my account always get hacked when people talk to me anyhow .but I will modify my post.. Also try to unquote that..

refiner:



u are not ashamed of ur self!...an old fool living a miserable life,...den pouring ur frustrations in d internet!....ur mate have made a comfortable life outa demselves buh u are here behaving much like an slowpoke!


anu pama!..ezi..onye ara!

Bia NNE , daddy gi bu apa'amu , mummy gi bu onye ara, ginwa kwa bu isi azu, nwane gi bu anu agwo, di gi bu anu nama.. Olodo weeyrey omokekere

Specialbaby:
hehehehehe,this is funny and embarrassing at same time!


Ok,i heard what you said,goodnight!

NB:do not bother quoting or mentioning me again,this is my last reply to you!

Gerarararraarhere jare.. Weyrey fail jamb, o wa fe ma shako weyrey nibi yi. Egbe e ko ni refiner to fail ni?.. Abi ko kin shey pusssy kono lejo ni?.. Oga koshi danu jare

Hawlahscho:
Let's start quoting him and mention Lalast iclala and Se un

They will show up.

Don't forget to tell them that I have jlakside2 to 88... They ban one , I come up with another

refiner:




old man pls stop mentioning my name nah!


can't u buttress ur points wifout mentioning my monicker?


onye nzuzu!

onye bu onye'nzuzu?. Muwa? A bu'm onye'nzuzu.. Aha' gi bu onye'nzuz cos you scored 194.. My last son who is 16(I'm sure you're older than him) scored 275.. Olodo rabata oshi.. Ewu-ocha..

Specialbaby:
please read and comprehend before quoting,i said,my sister,not me!

Why you using your sister here.. You can lie for Africa.. You're the jambite NOT your sister. Are you ashamed to be a jambite?.. Refiner is a jambite and she even failed, Yet, she came out boldly and say to the whole world that she failed without saying " My sister said she failed".. Why can't you?..

What was your jamb score?, I known the registrar of this "one building university in Yobe" ~ Danshafa University, you can get admitted even with 130...

Specialbaby:
Hello all!



Is jamb change of institution out?my sister went to the bank yesterday but was told the form is not yet out for sale,what's wrong?

Also a jambite?.. YOU? .. Oh my God

Hawlahscho:





Eeya

Did your parents die when you were young

Agba ofifo.

Damnn!.. Son, Concentration gradient of funds is shown to applicant with outstanding result.. A good GRE , good TOEFL, good SOP, good cgpa, good recommendations from lecturers(preferably professors), an undergraduate research publications, are criteria needs to be met to get that... You know, funds is being given to people that losses their families in your village. .. Now I believe its a disease if someone is NOT exposed.. Many of your mates are in good US/Canada university but you're here begging to enter Oduduwa university..

Millex:

Would first like to apologise for speaking like a child.
Sorry to say sir, it makes it hard for anyone to give you the due respect you request. Your words and uttering makes you sound like a young teenager. Please address the way you talk and maybe people would accord you the respect of your status.
Enjoy your day sir.

Noted son.. You still have a functioning brain unlike some other "cururu alebiosu" on this thread..

Your head is valid

McPicnic:



Come who is this man sef? You are succeeding in derailing this trend. No more useful info here because of your bullshit comments. Do us a favour by getting the fvck outta here asap. lalasticl ala pls come to the rescue

Address me like your biological father, if I'm not older than him, I'm as old as him...

Koats14:
i wonder the kind exam you dey write on Sunday..Sunday school entrance exam? #Fake_Life

Dammn!!.. Haven't you witnessed any exams done on Sundays?.. OmG!!. What a Sunday school boy you are.. Lemme restrict your search to naija only.. There is one examination centre in Lagos at Obanikoro/Palmgrove side, They call it JKK.. Go there and ask if they conduct GRE or TOEFL exams on Sundays or NOT.. Or go to French Connection centre at Lekki and ask the same question. Then come back with your feed back..

Teeeestone:
Smiles..agbarakaka sink omoale ara re fi jade pelu 3.1 in unilag oooo

Bia, isi a di gi nma, ara gba gbue gi 100times for that statement..Oloriburuku ma leleyi ke.. I graduated from University of Tennessee, Knoxville in 1986, I was funded all through my education years by Tennessee board of reagent and school community.. A full tuition waiver in first year with a graduate assistantship paying annual stipend(renewable) of $11k, a research assistantship funded by NSERC and My professor all through the remaining years..

Shey o le pe baba to bi e lomo ni omo ale?.. Oloshi omokekere

Hawlahscho:



Sir, as you have been requesting to be addressed as.

All I sense in you is that, "you're not responsible" at your age


a f00l at ten is a f00l forever, you're now 51 (as you said) yet you still maintain the level.

Aren't you ashamed of your foul words? Would you be happy seeing your children typing all these

You're a disgrace to fathers.

I wonder what Lalasticlala is currently doing

Your first sentence is OK, but I hate the subsequent sentences.. Can you call your daddy a foool? Don't forget I'm celebrating my 51st birthday today. And what's wrong with my children typing all these "fucck" word?.. Thank God all my 3children are male and I know how they tear pusssy regularly in their rooms. I could remember vividly when my first son (a Unilag graduate) brought a girl home, after she greeted me in the sitting room, the other voice of hers I heard was in my son's room.. Shouting "My womb!!, my womb,!! Egbami ooo!!, ori iya mi ooo!!!,. My wife was scared that her son had damage someone's womb BUT I was just laughing that this guy look exactly like his father.. He isn't a bastard.. So why shouldn't my children see me type fucck when they know their papa is a big slammer of pusssy?.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Pprovost:


Lol.... maybe you put this up to impress your crush refiner. But I laughed when I saw some of the things you put up there. Instead of you to admit you made mistake after that smart guy had taken you to the cleaner, you are still forming boss.
The question is; Cerebrum or cerebellum, which is involved in reasoning? simple.

And concerning your heresies about Algae, I am still laughing . You are not the only one that did A'level Biology..... You can educate yourself here if you want

https://frederikleliaert./green-algae/phylogeny-and-molecular-evolution/


Meanwhile, Essential Biology does not classify Algae as Monera. Except you don't know the difference between Blue-green Algae (Cyanophyta) and Algae (Chlorophyta, phaeophyta, Rhodophyta etc)

Hahahaha... Don't lemme derial this thread.. I'll mention you on a new thread for spanking...

I told you earlier, always address me as "sir". Just as you do to your biological father. I'm old enough, if I'm not older than him..

*Crush you say?..As old as I am?..No No No, I don't do crush(es), I tear pusssy, I slam labia majora, I dismantle labia minora , I break ureter orifice with this my smooth, fresh and lovely dick. I fucck pusssy like "kilode", I don't pity pusssy.. I'm gonna keep doing that till I click 60years(9yrs to come)..

Hadeehart101:
Where are the mods when you need them sef
Lalasticlala, your attention is neaded here.

Hmmm. And you wasted 5k for UME, The person that paid your jamb fee should be flogged.. May the gods help you.

victorirowa1:
make dem leave book for una oo

You guys are just drawing me back to your thread with mentions... Lemme go back to romance and see refiner's sex, fucck and Virgin thread.. That girl mumu no be small.. I wonder how she wan take pass postjamb if one College of Education manage to invite her for a trial... .

Anyways, Tomorrow is my 51st birthday.. Happy birthday to me

IamLukas:
Shut up jhare its the CEREBRUM and not Cerebellum!
U r getting dumber with every post U make.
I swear U cant be someone's father.

Dammn!.. I swear you will always fail. Just imagine a whole me trying to argue with a juvenile bookworm-wannabe.. Go back to your Evolutionary development of the brain, Evolution and Intelligence, Cerebellum first evolve evolutionarily and performs numerous functions, though its kinda not large unlike cerebrum. Haven't you heard of reptiles that have a developed cerebellums? Cerebrum doesnt perform a complete specific functions without the help of the cerebellum.. Boy! Don't be like the dullard refiner, Read, Read and Read. And Stop limiting your readings and research only on "Essential Biology". Read more advance textbooks son..

Lemme burst your brain.. Algae was initially classified under "Kingdom Monera" with Bacteria and fungi, why? They are unicellular and but do you remember Bacteria is a Prokaryotic(No nucleus) and Non-chlorophyllous Unlike Algae which is Eukaryotic., Some bacteria tend to have the blue-green colour like Algae(Cyanophyta) which are the Cyanobacteria BUT with a further discovery, a green pigment was found in Algae which is the chlorophyll and chlorophyll can never be found without a chloroplast,, Possession of chloroplast is a unique characteristic of a green plant. A new green algae discovered (chlorophyta). Therefore Algae was removed by taxonomist from kingdom monera to plantae.. Further discovery happened and was discovered that both algae and fungi have "Thallus" (reproductive structure). They both moved to a class under Plantae which is Thallophyta (Thallo~ thallus)(phyta-plant).. Just that fungi is a Non-cholorophyllous Thallophyte while Algae is Chlorophyllous.

Essential biology stills classify Algae under monera,, Same happens in cerebrum-cerebellum issue.. That's for your level tho.. Don't blame them for limiting your medulla into an obsolete evolvement son

Yetunde84, are you a member of RCCG Israel Assembly?

IamLukas:
Am just getting to know for the first that it's The Cerebellum that controls reasoning.
U r actually worse than we think!

Haaa which part of your brain does that?.I need to learn.. I swear, you will keep failing jamb and postUme even if you try 100times.. Bet me..

Don't forget to address me just the way you do to your biological father..

Hello All,

I've not been trying to discourage you all but to tell you to buckle up instead of blaming the examination governing body. Yes I know Jamb has not been trying to improve from their lacklustre and incompetency BUT I've seen a extremely good result from a jamb candidate this year even with this jamb ineptness y'all shouting. What work for Mr A might not work for Mr B but Mr B should look for an alternative and stop blaming one for his failure...

August 21, 1983 I failed an exam at first attempt, but I studied extensively hard thereafter. I passed the exam on second attempt and I celebrated by fuccking a well-shaved, clean and nice pussay..

sweet7oyin:
. Lol...guy chill nt like I failed I dint reach my expectation(just love taking responibility about anyting dat happenz to me)...and my score is well above 200 and am in skul already entered wit my first attempt...nt any skul bt oau.... D fact is their iz problem with dier marking...it seems like u r being plain here dnt worry u to would someday understand wat it means to b marked down....sha na u ..diz 1 way u no wan gree 4 person

I know the pain of being marked down/wrongly. I experienced that in 300level when my lecturer expected a verbatim answer BUT in the case of Objective questions where if the answer isn't "A" it will surely be a "B", Excuse(s) shouldn't be given for failure.. See like I said before every computer-based exam always undergo test-running a day or some days before exam for proper accuracy...
If you encounter an error during test running, you will have to re-run .. So all this have been done by jamb before releasing its date.

Its seems you're the only jambite with a witty cerebellum here.. Ohh omo Oba awon uni?. Ori e wanbe unlike refiner the ewu-ocha onye'nzuzu

Melancholy:
sir, u are cra.zy pls mind my words cos i see u as a fuddy-duddy being, offering unsolicited advise to these chaps and u not oblivious of the conspicuous poor systemic policy of this sector worsen by jamb, its a faux paa for u to have exude that ignorance amidst megalomaniac attitude embedded in ur gene turning urself to a rambler, and too verbose, as if u paid for these student's registrations. The students knows that incompetency displayed by jamb is extricable by putting more efforts towards passing their postutme can never be over emphasized! These students have a promising bright future that can never be frustrated by govt tools.

Hahahaha, you're trying to sound like a "vocabularian" huh... May you remain a Melancholic person all the days of your existence..