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Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:23am On Mar 21, 2016 |
sweet7oyin:At bolded, I just like what you did.. You admitted you failed , you gonna go far in life if that mistake is rectified.. I like people like you.. Yes, if you're given a second attempt, you will surely scale through so far you're very meticulous of the ditch you fell at first. It may be that jamb went trickish with their questions this year NOT that they marked wrongly.. For example, The total energy(ATP) released during respiration is 38ATPs(2 in anaerobic/fermentation which occurs at the CYTOPLASM and 36 during Tricarboxylic Acid pathway/ krebcycle which occurs in the MITOCHONDRIA).. Maybe a question was asked about the numbers of ATP produced in Anaerobic alone and because some onye'nzuzu students like refiner who are very conversant with 38 and it always ring in their medulla will choose without knowing the trickery curling around the question.. Anyways, I wish you all the best.. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Teeeestone:Leke?..what's the meaning..? Aha'm bu Chief Chinedu Okonkwo Ihedinammadu ll of Amaofufe kingdom, Isiala-ngwa North, Abia |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:54pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
sweet7oyin:Did you just call me "guy"?..C'mon I'm as old as your biological father. So address me like him.. Where were you on June10, 1965?.. Dammn!!, what a "Calumny" at your bolded statement.. Why blaming jamb marking style for your modicum score?. For Christ sake, it wasn't a paper-based, it was computer-based.. All questions and systems were test-run before use in the presence of Dibu, another Jamb rep and Minister of Education.. Every computer-based exam(GRE, TOEFL, likewise Jamb) will always undergo test-running before use, Though they might be a system knockdown due to power failure or other factors but that wouldn't lead the system to mark the right answers wrongly,.. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 6:29pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Arcayo:Thanks bro...@Holu26 thanks bro.. God bless you guys 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 3:53pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Guys I hail o.. A very quick question please.. How long can an upfront medical stays before application submission?. I did an upfront medical on 8th of this month(march) but I have not submitted my application until next month, probably before 10th of April.. Hope my medical will still be valid?.... I'm still gathering my documents and besides, I'm expecting a letter from my Supervisor which I wanna submit with my application. Abeg make una answer me Ooo @ganiyuadeoye, Arcayo, hayqinsbFx, ajibade105, Bandeco, Breadandbeans.. Thanks |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:32pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
refiner:The rant of a failed jambite, what do you expect?.. I wasn't giving you an advice, at all, I was only reprimanding your failure so that you can buckle up next time and at the same time, I was censuring those giving you a false hope you're circumvoluting on. I may be kinda sounding hoarse but its the blatant truth,. Read, Read and Read is the only solution.. Jamb giving additional marks to applicants isn't my concern here, There are also other students who scored more than 200, yet they also get additional mark from jamb. Weren't you given additional mark? If additional mark is been given to you and your total score still sum-up to 194, then admit you're a CONFIRMED failure, An Humdrum jambite, A romance & sex addict,. I'm sure you knew some people scored 200+ and your brain with theirs isn't different when juxtaposed.. I'll crave your indulgence to start preparing for the Next Jamb.. See ya |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:09am On Mar 20, 2016 |
Sammyashol:So, Advising someone to go for a surgery is an abuse or bully?..Dammn!!.. You see why some people get 194 and below in jamb.. You couldn't comprehend a common sentence, No wonder you've been giving hope to your fellow "failure specialist"~ refiner... Just wondering how you will pass (scoring 50percentile and more) in Sentence Equivalence/Text completion in your Jamb Use of English.. I pity the Nigerian youth, I pity the Education style in Nigeria, I pity YOU with a paucity intellectuality.. **shakes head vigorously*** |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:14pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
nellybenn:No remedy, Go for private part and breast surgery, change your dick to pussay and keep wearing a "bra" henceforth.. Congratulations, you're NOW a female... |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
Pprovost:Thanks for talking to me just the way you talk to your father.. I appreciate.. But I bet my balls that refiner will not offer you her pussay for asslicking.. Refiner, Oya prove me wrong by offering this "cururu toad" your pussay, it won't still change your poor jamb score to 200...You still remain a failure.. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:22am On Mar 19, 2016 |
refiner:Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation.. The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result.. 194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here.. Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated.. My 2cent.. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
Donpre:Talk to me the way you talk to your dad.. I'm old enough to be like him.. On 24th of June 1965 where were you?.. Ask your father son |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:01pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:You're a village he-goat |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:40am On Mar 18, 2016 |
refiner:Reputable you say?., with 194 jamb score?. .There is a high competition and a strict-strong UME score(200+) in every reputable schools, Not schools that accepts below-average scores.. Unilag applicants with 210 UME score still shake unlike Unizik applicants with 190 that believes his/her score is okay for the so called reputable school., You better go to KwaraPoly and be the applicant with highest UME score |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:12pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Gbsks:No wahala bro.. Mesef dey finger her brain ni BUT her jamb tutor wan dey form baddoo.. Your head is valid |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:07pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
refiner:Why won't you?. A failed jambite.. The cutoff for Mubi Polythectnics in Adamawa and Gombe state Univeristy is 120. You can give it a try.. I swear, your case will be like the chibok girls. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:04pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
jaymejate:I'm old enough to be your father.. I'll be ok with all what you can tell your dad.. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 10:58pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
adeyemidare:Bro.. God has done it already.. Just start gathering your documents. It shall end in praise. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:46pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
jaymejate:Empty vessels make the loudest noise.. Kid, I'm not in the same phylum with you.. Anyways, I had Bleep in jamb and now i'm a graduate of University of first choice and Nation's pride. A background check will tell you I'm not your mate.. Out of jambites thread.. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:35pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
jaymejate:What's your own score?.. 102? |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:26pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
refiner:Lmao.. Why won't you have 194 when you always sleep and wake up on Romance section, looking for "likes" on Sex and Virgin topics..I noticed you love education so much, but education doesn't like you. So why don't you go into Catering services or hairdressing or you join LASTMA( SSCE is a requirement) or you start selling gala and lacasera at holdups or you look for a kindergarten creche around that will pay you 2k/term.. It may sound harsh and funny, but its a bitter truth. Hope you're still a virgin anyways? 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by Jlakeside: 10:09pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
smileysmiley:This gal should be Sahar, Walter, Valerie, Mayowa, Michelle, Funnyface' coursemate?.. If I'm not wrong tho.. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 9:55pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
SLEEMYDRIZ:Go to the nearest post office to you and provide them your tracking number with your ID card/passport.. You will get it... Your package is in Nigeria already.. Don't wait for it to be dispatch to your house oooo orelse, you'll wait till kingdom come.. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 9:07pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
SLEEMYDRIZ:24Feb is way longer but well no one can say.. Mine was mailed through Canada postal service on 29Feb and I have received it handy.. I got it lastweek Wednesday at the post office. Yours might have been delivered but unable to be updated at the portal maybe due to network or system error(I have had several experience with this kinda issue with USPS during my US application) ~Go to the nearest post office, ask for the ICT unit/office, provide them with your tracking number. They will be able to tell you if its been delivered or not..~ 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 8:55pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
pampem:I haven't submitted my application.. Still gathering my documents.. I was only told by the physician to include my e-medical sheet(containing the UMI number) with other documents whenever I wanna submit my application at vfs.. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 8:51pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
missPay:Brandon Uni |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 11:18pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
metrecube:Thanks bro Admission letter, Bsc cert, Transcript, waec, Nysc, GRE, PrintOut from my supervisor's page where my name and intended research is written. Sponsor SOA, Sponsorship letter, Sponsor payslip, Sponsor Employment letter... Thats all for now,. Thinking of what to add.. Your input will be appreciated bro.. NB sponsor is my uncle,.. Dad's younger brother.. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 11:44am On Mar 12, 2016 |
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Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 11:16am On Mar 12, 2016 |
einsteino:Brandon University.. Explain it to me bro Tuition = 2441 - 3321CAD ( 15 credit hours) Living Expenses = 7900 - 8900CAD Books = 1800CAD Student fee = 700CAD Personal Expenses = 3000CAD.. Total Expenses to cover a year is 18000CAD. Will 15 credit hour be the max I can take a year?. I guess its 30 credit hour , so I sum the tuition up to 6k CAD.. I still need an explanation on the bolded please.. AND will 7.2M closing balance SOA be OK or I'd need to submit his company's SOA also?. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 9:37am On Mar 12, 2016 |
My sponsor(Same surname) closing balance is 7.2M (salary account). And my total tuition for a year is $6k +$10k +other expenses ($18k = 3M).. Do I need to submit his company SOA?. Sponsor is my Uncle., |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 8:19pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
BreadandBeans:Congrats bro.. Kindly assist me by listing the documents you submitted.. Thanks bro |
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