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Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:23am On Mar 21, 2016

sweet7oyin:
stop sayn 1965 or wateva......am sure u r nt older dan 23 so guy about jambs system it marked nonsense...am nt sayn I dint fail because I av guys dat scored 290..some guys were lucky some were nt ....but am sure my script was wrongly marked cause anytime...anywhere..I c dose questions I will demolish it..... Chemistry biology physics.... Which skul did u graduate from abi which uni r u n....dat u dnt want us to rest..

At bolded, I just like what you did.. You admitted you failed , you gonna go far in life if that mistake is rectified.. I like people like you..

Yes, if you're given a second attempt, you will surely scale through so far you're very meticulous of the ditch you fell at first. It may be that jamb went trickish with their questions this year NOT that they marked wrongly.. For example, The total energy(ATP) released during respiration is 38ATPs(2 in anaerobic/fermentation which occurs at the CYTOPLASM and 36 during Tricarboxylic Acid pathway/ krebcycle which occurs in the MITOCHONDRIA).. Maybe a question was asked about the numbers of ATP produced in Anaerobic alone and because some onye'nzuzu students like refiner who are very conversant with 38 and it always ring in their medulla will choose without knowing the trickery curling around the question..

Anyways, I wish you all the best..

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2016

Teeeestone:
Brother Leke.m............hmmmmn

Leke?..what's the meaning..?

Aha'm bu Chief Chinedu Okonkwo Ihedinammadu ll of Amaofufe kingdom, Isiala-ngwa North, Abia

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:54pm On Mar 20, 2016

sweet7oyin:
guy stop looking for attention..jamb marked nonsense diz year and its d truth so stop forming for us here...

Did you just call me "guy"?..C'mon I'm as old as your biological father. So address me like him.. Where were you on June10, 1965?..

Dammn!!, what a "Calumny" at your bolded statement.. Why blaming jamb marking style for your modicum score?. For Christ sake, it wasn't a paper-based, it was computer-based.. All questions and systems were test-run before use in the presence of Dibu, another Jamb rep and Minister of Education.. Every computer-based exam(GRE, TOEFL, likewise Jamb) will always undergo test-running before use, Though they might be a system knockdown due to power failure or other factors but that wouldn't lead the system to mark the right answers wrongly,..

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 6:29pm On Mar 20, 2016

Arcayo:
Your upfront medical expire after one year so you have 11months left on it

Thanks bro...@Holu26 thanks bro.. God bless you guys

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 3:53pm On Mar 20, 2016

Guys I hail o..
A very quick question please..
How long can an upfront medical stays before application submission?.

I did an upfront medical on 8th of this month(march) but I have not submitted my application until next month, probably before 10th of April.. Hope my medical will still be valid?.... I'm still gathering my documents and besides, I'm expecting a letter from my Supervisor which I wanna submit with my application.

Abeg make una answer me Ooo @ganiyuadeoye, Arcayo, hayqinsbFx, ajibade105, Bandeco, Breadandbeans.. Thanks

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:32pm On Mar 20, 2016

refiner:
Mr man stop mentioning my name!...keep ur useless advice to ur miserable self!,I never asked for it!

my God!wat an attitude!

if u are truly an aged man,u must be a disgrace to ur age grades!....

OK tell me why most jamb candidates dis yr failed woefully,tell d reason y jamb added bonus marks for some students,tell me d reason why some students protested lately in Lagos and illorin?....tell me?

just desist from mentioning me again wif ur trash comments cos I can see u are just a frustrated miserable old fool!

The rant of a failed jambite, what do you expect?.. I wasn't giving you an advice, at all, I was only reprimanding your failure so that you can buckle up next time and at the same time, I was censuring those giving you a false hope you're circumvoluting on. I may be kinda sounding hoarse but its the blatant truth,. Read, Read and Read is the only solution..

Jamb giving additional marks to applicants isn't my concern here, There are also other students who scored more than 200, yet they also get additional mark from jamb. Weren't you given additional mark? If additional mark is been given to you and your total score still sum-up to 194, then admit you're a CONFIRMED failure, An Humdrum jambite, A romance & sex addict,. I'm sure you knew some people scored 200+ and your brain with theirs isn't different when juxtaposed.. I'll crave your indulgence to start preparing for the Next Jamb..

See ya wink

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:09am On Mar 20, 2016

Sammyashol:
This one na weyrey o. What do u gain from derailing there thread. Ric hiez, olawale babs, Fynes tboi, lalasti clala come and do justice to this!

Rule 2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/ provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

So, Advising someone to go for a surgery is an abuse or bully?..Dammn!!.. You see why some people get 194 and below in jamb.. You couldn't comprehend a common sentence, No wonder you've been giving hope to your fellow "failure specialist"~ refiner... Just wondering how you will pass (scoring 50percentile and more) in Sentence Equivalence/Text completion in your Jamb Use of English.. I pity the Nigerian youth, I pity the Education style in Nigeria, I pity YOU with a paucity intellectuality..

**shakes head vigorously***

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:14pm On Mar 19, 2016

nellybenn:
i have problem in my jamb result they fill in female instead of male

No remedy, Go for private part and breast surgery, change your dick to pussay and keep wearing a "bra" henceforth.. Congratulations, you're NOW a female...

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2016

Pprovost:
1. If truly you are a graduate, then I will gladly hide my certificate anytime you are around. Bro, you are a disgrace to all Nigerian graduates! including me.

2. If you are one of these paedophiles that use intimidation as a tool to getting young girls across social media, then by now you should know from this girl's response (and others) that you are in a wrong place.

3. If truly you are as old as you claimed, then you are a testimony to the statement that says "Maturity does not necessarily comes with age", as you lack decorum and diplomacy that is expected of older generations.

I am disappointed at your conduct here.

Thanks for talking to me just the way you talk to your father.. I appreciate.. But I bet my balls that refiner will not offer you her pussay for asslicking.. Refiner, Oya prove me wrong by offering this "cururu toad" your pussay, it won't still change your poor jamb score to 200...You still remain a failure..

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:22am On Mar 19, 2016

refiner:
u shouldn't reply dat foool!....last year I scored 247 but becos d student DAT chose DAT score was more Dan 2k....I wasn't admitted!,..and my dear I read dis yr more Dan Eva before cos I still put dat course,was expecting 280+ cos d questions was very cheap,buh I was disappointed wif wat I got!!

so my dear, foget abt him becos I av faith DAT i will be admitted dis yr!

we all will be admitted dis yr!

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..

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Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2016

Donpre:
Dude seriously let her be, juz fvckin' quit it.... I don't get how her score concerns you. If you've got beef with her, take it somewhere else. This thread isn't for all the sh!t you typed up there

buh then, just outta curiosity, what does a graduate like yourself, that claims to be old enough to be someone's dad hope to gain from this humongous act of childishness?

Talk to me the way you talk to your dad.. I'm old enough to be like him.. On 24th of June 1965 where were you?.. Ask your father son

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:01pm On Mar 18, 2016

VillageGOAT:
and you just said you are a graduate? Your write up shows that you are a tout who dropped out of school at the age of 13. Why are you transferring your aggression and frustration on that young innocent pretty girl, you need deliverance, performed by an herbalist, because a pastor can never save you.
You can thank me later.

You're a village he-goat

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:40am On Mar 18, 2016

refiner:
see me see trouble ooo....

my dear I will gain admission wif dar my score in a reputable university OK!...keep ur useless opinion to ur miserable self!

pls don't quote me again!....

Reputable you say?., with 194 jamb score?. .There is a high competition and a strict-strong UME score(200+) in every reputable schools, Not schools that accepts below-average scores..
Unilag applicants with 210 UME score still shake unlike Unizik applicants with 190 that believes his/her score is okay for the so called reputable school., You better go to KwaraPoly and be the applicant with highest UME score

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:12pm On Mar 17, 2016

Gbsks:
boss abeg no vex... E don do, but i'll rather say ur statement to that lady was rather harsh in the first place. Pls let's learn to accomodate one another. Thanks

No wahala bro.. Mesef dey finger her brain ni BUT her jamb tutor wan dey form baddoo..

Your head is valid

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:07pm On Mar 17, 2016

refiner:
OK!....av noticed u!

Why won't you?. A failed jambite.. The cutoff for Mubi Polythectnics in Adamawa and Gombe state Univeristy is 120. You can give it a try.. I swear, your case will be like the chibok girls.

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:04pm On Mar 17, 2016

jaymejate:
Congrats
Now shut up and lets concentrate on better things

I'm old enough to be your father.. I'll be ok with all what you can tell your dad..

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 10:58pm On Mar 17, 2016

adeyemidare:
My liver Almost cut when I saw "you have been placed on wait-list" from UofM. Even first class cert no dey do am again. Heard of MUN rejecting 9ja First Class o. God will give us the good news we desire. I pray Regina admit you. However, seek other schools that offer other season admission once March ends for better standing. That's my plan. Awaiting UofT and UofRyer too. God will do it. Amen!

Bro.. God has done it already.. Just start gathering your documents. It shall end in praise.

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:46pm On Mar 17, 2016

jaymejate:
you no fit get reach my own score , lai lai
Even in years to come, provided that you're a jambite i.e if you are

Empty vessels make the loudest noise.. Kid, I'm not in the same phylum with you.. Anyways, I had Bleep in jamb and now i'm a graduate of University of first choice and Nation's pride. A background check will tell you I'm not your mate..

Out of jambites thread..

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:35pm On Mar 17, 2016

jaymejate:
Una don de find opportunity to yab her?
But that's just too much. And nor be your life she de live so pack well

What's your own score?.. 102?

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:26pm On Mar 17, 2016

refiner:
am dead!...totally dead!!!....jamb is a scam!,am frustrated.....what d heck is going on?...dis is my least jamb score...even when I was in ss3,I wrote jamb and I scored 227,I wasn't DAT serious den buh now DAT I read everything readable,followed d syllabus,bought all d subjects test books and burnt d midnight candle,wrote 270 boldly on my room wall as my target!,jamb decided to put shame on my face and useless my life!

jamb has succeeded to frustrate me at last!.....plz friends what will 194 fetch me?...I don't fink any uni can offer any course to me with DAT!....

oh God!...my parents are gonna kill me!....

will resign to fate!

Lmao.. Why won't you have 194 when you always sleep and wake up on Romance section, looking for "likes" on Sex and Virgin topics..I noticed you love education so much, but education doesn't like you. So why don't you go into Catering services or hairdressing or you join LASTMA( SSCE is a requirement) or you start selling gala and lacasera at holdups or you look for a kindergarten creche around that will pay you 2k/term.. It may sound harsh and funny, but its a bitter truth. Hope you're still a virgin anyways?

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Literature › Re: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by Jlakeside: 10:09pm On Mar 17, 2016

smileysmiley:
Yes, we all are... Welcome to the club of "Lovers of Giovanni"

This gal should be Sahar, Walter, Valerie, Mayowa, Michelle, Funnyface' coursemate?.. If I'm not wrong tho..

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 9:55pm On Mar 14, 2016

SLEEMYDRIZ:
Undergraduate bro
Brandon University

Bro my acceptance letter is still on transit
I just checked it now again with tracking number given to me this what I saw bro.
Pls put me thru.

Go to the nearest post office to you and provide them your tracking number with your ID card/passport.. You will get it... Your package is in Nigeria already.. Don't wait for it to be dispatch to your house oooo orelse, you'll wait till kingdom come..

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 9:07pm On Mar 13, 2016

SLEEMYDRIZ:
Pls somebody should help me out...
I got an email from the sch on 24 Feb that my admission letter has been send to my country postal service, they gave me a tracking number but each time I check it keep saying on transit..
Pls I want know how many weeks will takes to get to Nigeria..??
Thanks

24Feb is way longer but well no one can say.. Mine was mailed through Canada postal service on 29Feb and I have received it handy.. I got it lastweek Wednesday at the post office. Yours might have been delivered but unable to be updated at the portal maybe due to network or system error(I have had several experience with this kinda issue with USPS during my US application)

~Go to the nearest post office, ask for the ICT unit/office, provide them with your tracking number. They will be able to tell you if its been delivered or not..~

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 8:55pm On Mar 13, 2016

pampem:
Ok. Thanks a lot.
@jlakeside or anyone who did upront medicals . Kindly assist with question above.

I haven't submitted my application.. Still gathering my documents.. I was only told by the physician to include my e-medical sheet(containing the UMI number) with other documents whenever I wanna submit my application at vfs..

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 8:51pm On Mar 13, 2016

missPay:
Which sch are you headed to and wat program. I think ur closing bal is Ok.

Brandon Uni

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 11:18pm On Mar 12, 2016

metrecube:
Bro you are good with 7.2m. List your other documents and let vet it 2geda. Hope you have a strong home tie.

Thanks bro

Admission letter, Bsc cert, Transcript, waec, Nysc, GRE, PrintOut from my supervisor's page where my name and intended research is written.
Sponsor SOA, Sponsorship letter, Sponsor payslip, Sponsor Employment letter... Thats all for now,. Thinking of what to add.. Your input will be appreciated bro..

NB sponsor is my uncle,.. Dad's younger brother..

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 11:44am On Mar 12, 2016

Jlakeside:
Brandon University..

Explain it to me bro

Tuition = 2441 - 3321CAD ( 15 credit hours)
Living Expenses = 7900 - 8900CAD
Books = 1800CAD
Student fee = 700CAD
Personal Expenses = 3000CAD..

Total Expenses to cover a year is 18000CAD.

Will 15 credit hour be the max I can take a year?. I guess its 30 credit hour , so I sum the tuition up to 6k CAD.. I still need an explanation on the bolded please.. AND will 7.2M closing balance SOA be OK or I'd need to submit his company's SOA also?.

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 11:16am On Mar 12, 2016

einsteino:
$6k tution? Are you going to MUN?

Brandon University..

Explain it to me bro

Tuition = 2441 - 3321CAD ( 15 credit hours)
Living Expenses = 7900 - 8900CAD
Books = 1800CAD
Student fee = 700CAD
Personal Expenses = 3000CAD..

Total Expenses to cover a year is 18000CAD.

Will 15 credit hour be the max I can take a year?. I guess its 30 credit hour , so I sum the tuition up to 6k CAD.. I still need an explanation on the bolded please.. AND will 7.2M closing balance SOA be OK or I'd need to submit his company's SOA also?.

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 9:37am On Mar 12, 2016

My sponsor(Same surname) closing balance is 7.2M (salary account). And my total tuition for a year is $6k +$10k +other expenses ($18k = 3M).. Do I need to submit his company SOA?. Sponsor is my Uncle.,

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by Jlakeside: 8:19pm On Mar 08, 2016

BreadandBeans:
you'll need both.. I submitted the original of my own acceptance letter along with photocopy.. I just picked up my pp from vfs today and both the original and photocopy of my acceptance letter was returned to me along with other documents

Congrats bro..
Kindly assist me by listing the documents you submitted.. Thanks bro

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