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Politics / Re: Say Something Good About Another Tribe by JLYASDI: 1:07pm On Jun 29, 2011
Love my Edo peeps! They have pride. (unless those bastardly bred ones from POTOKRI-LEBANESE heritage. . .awon half-castes) grin
They do NOT kiss arzzzes or live off a woman's money like other gigolos we know around Nigeria. kiss
WE DO NOT CARE IF WE ARE LOVED OR NOT.  cool

Ishan guys rock cool
Hausa peeps are the best. . .yes is yes and no is no.  Love their cohesiveness too. Never greedy or carrying drugs in their arzzzes locally or internationally. They share their wealth and are NOT materialistic. cool

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Crime / Re: Police Nabs Two With Human Skulls by JLYASDI: 9:54am On Jun 29, 2011
One point for the "Awusa" corner of ritualists.

The police in Taraba State, on Wednesday, paraded one Umaru Ali for possessing six human skulls, a single barrel gun and a native pot


Nigeria na wah! grin

In a similar incident, another suspect, Aondowase Thomas, 22, of Baka Village in Bali Local Government Area, was also paraded with a human skull and a human tongue.

With all these satanic sacrifices, how would Africa see progress? undecided
Crime / Re: 20 Corpses Found At Onitsha by JLYASDI: 9:51am On Jun 29, 2011
Ndi Igbo ozo kwa? grin
Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend Over Girlfriend by JLYASDI: 9:47am On Jun 29, 2011
Why are we surprised?
Some people will kill for a pot of ofe nsala without fish in it! cheesy
Mehhhn. . . Igbo peeps are violent sha.


Immediately the news of the death of the young man spread to the neighbourhood, an angry mob believed to be his kinsmen living in Aba mobilized themselves for a revenge mission.The mob headed to No. 10 Nworgu Domiri Street by Ohanku Road owned by one Prince Joshua and where Ogbonna and his mother were said to be living.


See "JONGO" Justice in action.


Why are these stories always coming out of 'those' parts of Nigeria ONLY?
Crime / Re: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by JLYASDI: 9:41am On Jun 29, 2011
Mu he he he he. . .he will never have a heavenly feeling again in his life.

Some women get time. Pure wickedness.

Ladies, please, get a "BOB" !(Battery Operated Boyfriend aka Boyfriend On Batteries).

No pehnis is worth going to jail for. . . hell no! No poohsie either.

Where do some people have the time to get bent out of shape over a man or woman.

Is love by force? undecided
Crime / Re: Igbo Man Kills His Uncle,machetes His Own Father by JLYASDI: 9:31am On Jun 29, 2011
All na 'fruit' of the womb na. grin
May God never give us 'issues' that will kill us.
Iseeeeeeeeeee!!!

The same young man  dealt severe cuts on his own father for allegedly daring to question him on why he killed his uncle.

Some of that 'ADO' Akiti Igbo-smoking at work.


When things like these happen. . .you really have to question the real paternity of these children. The mother should tell the world the real father of this 'Igbo Man'.
Nairaland / General / Re: Just One Reason Why We All Love This Country So Much by JLYASDI: 7:33am On Jun 29, 2011
[size=20pt] I cannot think of ONE reason why I love Nigeria. [/size]

Gbam! kiss

I would rather love 'Yemen'! cheesy

Gosh 5 hours to go. Time to call the 'yeye' Nigerians over there to see wutsup. . .till God calls them all naturally and I can get rid of my phone for good.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Nairaland Topic Has The Least Morrons? by JLYASDI: 7:15am On Jun 29, 2011
Any suggestions where and what section is slowpoke-proof

Entertainment section. . . .moivies, radio. . .etc.
You can't go wrong with that one. kiss

Forget that "Romance" section of a place.
Full of Ijjiots!

Followed by the "Sexuality" section. . .definitely an area to be avoided at all cost.
Politics / Re: The 'most Disturbing Thing About Nigeria' by JLYASDI: 7:05am On Jun 29, 2011
The extent of hypocrisy which knoweth no bounds.
Nigerians are NEVER to be trusted.
LACK OF A WORKING CONSCIENCE.
Belief in "JUJU" after accepting Christain Chukwu as the lord and personal saviour.
Nairaland / General / Re: When A Lady Says You Are Choking Me. What Does It Mean? by JLYASDI: 8:02pm On Jun 28, 2011
Means: Stop stalking me.
I have the right to see other people, just like you do and the last time I checked, "WE BOTH" did NOT see any ring on my finger sir. kiss
Stop showing up at MY HOUSE without invitation. Thank you.
Or, I would have to take out a restraining order on yoarzzze. kiss

Even if we were married. . . you cannot "choke" me either. I earn more than you do. grin

Now, find your level and wait till you are wanted or addressed.

. . . And with all due respects. . . .This is your last warning sir.kiss
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With Ladies Of Today?huh! by JLYASDI: 6:16pm On Jun 28, 2011
Because a woman's true security lies in loving and being loved in return. . . .no matter how successful.

An illiterate market woman with a wife and children at home is far more accomplished than any Condeleeza Rice. Of what use is all your beauty, education and money if you have no one to share it with? undecided Lofe would be miserable for sure.

AND MARRIAGE IS A SUPER ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THIS DAY AND AGE.

It means. . . someone can stand being around you 24/7 for whatever you have to offer. . . . kiss
Too bad only women can understand that. Who wants to die alone in old age?
Desperation can be a good thing if channelled in the right directions.
Women get tired of hopping from bed to bed. . . unlike men.


Behind every happy man is a WOMAN. . . . YOUR OWN!!! cool
Behind every happy woman is a MAN. . . . .YOUR OWN!!! cool

I ask again. . .who wants to die a lonely old cargo? grin


why are Nigerians crazy about weddings nowadays,

Then, I take it that you have never lived outside Nigeria. Try Oyinbo women or AA women.

It is all about companionship. No one wants to be lonely. . .in old age especially. Even with your children. . . you still need a companion.

Emotional stability is part of a healthy livestyle. . . and ONLY marriage can give a woman that kind of security without jumping from bed to bed.

So, do not blame the 'Nigerian' women too much.

Better to be 'MRS SOMEBODY' than to be an internet w-h-o-r-e without benefits!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do You Like Nairaland? by JLYASDI: 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2011
How many times will you ask the same questions?
Answer:

Cheap entertainment.
You can also deal with and keep up with Nigerians without ever meeting them.
A great way to save money without ever leaving your bedroom.
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah.

You can get banned and resurface as many times as you wish too. . . just to 'pepper' your haterzzzz who wish you dead.

Mu he he he he he

Most importantly, you can be anything you wanno be, AND without apologies too.

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Islam A Religion Of Violence? by JLYASDI: 3:33am On Jun 28, 2011
Religions do not make for violence. People do.
Blame the people who practice the religions.
Celebrities / Re: Video;lesbianism In Nollywood, Mercy Johnson Kissing A Lady by JLYASDI: 7:14pm On Jun 27, 2011
First Empress Njamah. Now Mercy Johnson.
What is it with this Nigerian mentality of dissing females in the society?
When are we gonna see Ramsey 'Ikechukwu-Tokumbo' Nouah kissing a man? cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's Husband Opens Up On Their Marriage Stability by JLYASDI: 2:51am On Jun 27, 2011
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HE WHO IS BEEN GOSSIPED  MUST BE DOING GREAT (ONYE  A NA KWU NWERE IHE ONA EME]

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GOSSIPS  WILL NEVER FINISH IN THIS COUNTRY,NEITHER  WILL JEALOUS END BEFORE THE CONCLUSION OF  SYSTEM OF THIS WICKED WORLD.

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NIGERIA WILL NEVER GET BETTER WITH THIS CROP OF JEALOUS AND WICKED HEARTED GENERATION OF YOUTHS AGBAYABILITIES.

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ANY BASKET MOUTH WHO DOES NOT LIKE THE MAN'S CONFESSION SHOULD HIT A MOVING TRAILER.

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. . .and DIE a miserable death after serious brain matter-scatter under the moving trailer!


Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Gbam
Gbam
Gbamology

Okwa ya nu nu? grin
Celebrities / Re: We Don't Allow Interference In Our Marriage - Joke Jacobs by JLYASDI: 12:58pm On Jun 26, 2011
The first cardinal point in any marriage.
If your husband or wife can keep out the busy bodies out of the marriage, the rest is easy.
Only e-badu belle and e-jelosi can keep boiling over.
Thank God for blessed marriages that are BONAFIDE AND SANCTIFIED.
Hallelujah! cool

Especially in this day and age where marriages are non-existent in Africa.
Kudos to Olu and Joke.
Hang in there.
You make married people proud and hopeful. kiss
The peeps with 'barren' lives of the world are always jealous of what they can't have.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrock on babes!
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's Husband Opens Up On Their Marriage Stability by JLYASDI: 12:45pm On Jun 26, 2011
Thank God for husbands and wives who understand what marriage is all about.
For better for worse. God bless their lovely family.
Way to go. Just like Jada and Will Smith.
I hope they keep putting nosey Nigerians in their places with all their gossip.
Especially those who cannot stay in their marriages.




Lover-ly.

Only special people can truly find love in their marriages.
Ogboni-Okija Christians take note.
Learn to stay in your marriages and stop hating on others who gat it going on.
!Get Yours! kiss

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