₦airaland Forum

Wlcum to nairaland were vawulence is the main language...

Wizywiz:
Hennessey....and black bullet ooo....
Na both of them make me stop alcohol ooo .. Been 2years now of NO ALCOHOL

hahahahaha.....

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram OMO.. dis ur topic make SENTENCES oo!


Mine is... OGOGORO mix URINE and RAW WEED inside, then leave it for 1 week, after one week.. u filter it and drink.


The day wey I try dat tin..


My waist just de dance MAKOSA and shoaling monkey dance..


My PREEK begin de stand like STANDING fan..


Na race I use JAZZ in ASHAWOO house, I NACK ASHAWOO tire dat day.. soteyyyyy the ASHAWOO BANI no gree me go another round, she talk say I one kill her, abi I think say she no be human being or no be PESIN born her..


NaSo I leave her run enter another ASHAWOO room, OMO na chase that one chase me comort for room because I no gree release ooo..


infact all the ASHAWOO for that hotel come lock there door..


I gats enter bike and JAZZ in another ASHAWOO house..


my BLODA.. no be small tin ooo


I still have the picture of my mixture..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

bros....

dis ur mixture pass my power ooh...

Afonjamuslim24:
Common getat you this boy!

no guy...beebah no be boy ooh

Hi guys....

wat's the name of that drink/mixture u took and u promised urslf never to drink again if dis one manage clear from ur eyes....even though u knw say nah fake promise.....

i made such promise the day i took monkey tail and one man squard..
eyes turn me till day break,the entire house rotate pass celling fan wen dey gear 5...
And i was lyk"God abeg,i no go ever near drink again if dis particular highness clear frm my eyes...
bt as a guy man/street guy wen i be,one week no pass b4 i return bk to base....

so guys tell us which drink knack u down lyk dat....

cheers...

VeryWickedMan:
Dbull on this one

hahahaha no be lie at all....

Any time u cum across news lyk dis,jst knw say na righteouness post am....

then if u cum across news lyk"5 people died in an accident..fire burn full market....armed robbers attack so so bank and other minor bad news,jst knw say na post am....

dis 2 people derive pleasure in posting bad and scary news...

SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is this
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth
While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

trash....

Ladiesdoctor:
And Elrufai will be running his mouth like uncontrolled diarrhoea.
The present crops of leaders in Kaduna are complete failures

wat abt anambra?

It depend on the babe that was around,i got 6 grls bt i can only marry rita...
You and who....will be my respond to any of rest 5.

My kind of lady jare...

Men no gud,women slf no still gud....

tofolo:
word.

imagine person jam dis one for bush...

Hope88:
guyz dont log in, it is a phishing link to hack ur fb acct

bros we knw them...

he go tire to post

Henix:
Pls is lalasticlala related to snake world in any way?

hahahahaha...na wetin i wn even ask b dis slf..

Sum people get mind to kill snake sha ooh....

the last snake i see run,wen i nearly break my leg no big reach broom stick...

FatherBona:
Whose name do we invoke at this very hour to do the needful ?!?

lalasticalala

shawnfamous:
Lol.. why do people still do this traditional thing sef?
Maybe for suprise purposes sha

even bank slf no safe...

The tin cum be lyk plan work... barren women for 10yrs abv just dey born twins since last week....

illumined999333:
What kind of a person are you?

very wicked man...

E be lyk say aka badnews dn repent ooh....

the guy dey dish out gud news dis days.

ASAPFERG:
Edostitutes

no no no.....edostitutes dey play foreign league and nt local league...

bt u see igbostitutes/imostitutes,u go see them 4 all the club inside local league....

Conwarden:
There is just something regal about Range Rovers.

No be all this Benz wey scumbag yahoo boys dey rush.






Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

abeg shw me ur benz....

Goodharddick
verywickedgoat
sutanofpuna
smellysperm
madgoat
and the list goes on

One tin i jst learnt frm dis thread is"never you gv up in life...
bcus dis thread was created 2yrs ago bt made front page today..

coputa:
Will you vote for me ,because i nor de give shi shi o.

bros...e go hard be dat ooh..

rickyrex:
even your conscience know say you no fit bet 100k with me . i see you voting for peter obi in the end.

i can only vote peter obi if he is the highest bidder bcus my vote goes to the highest bidder......

VoteObi2023:
Only SW will give us over 1 million votes.

kip dreaming...

VoteObi2023:
This is the inauguration of the Northern Coalition for Peter Obi. Keep wailing

ur peter obi no go smell 1million vote talk more of wining...