salvatore007:
26) Tell evrybody Buhari didnt win

27) Grab any random girl on the road and start shouting on her, then walk away

28) When you re in holdup or go slow, suddenly open ur car door and run away frm d car as fast as u can and c what happens
Man,I can't stop laughing at your pranks.

29) Enter a bus, drop ur bag and run away

30) Enter a provision store, order for provisions worth 8000naira, allow the cashier to package it den scream APRIL FOOL ontop of ur voice and c what happens

WARNING; I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INJURIES OR DEATH BY LYNCHIN SUSTAINED WHILE PERFORMING THE ABOVE PRANKS


Hurray i just hit a thousand likes....

Man I can't stop laughing at your pranks.

stinggy:
Now we call him the 'Monkey Man'

Btw, so much resemblance between him and his monkey sha

Exactly! You are a great observer.

vega84:
Pls who ever owns or manages nairaland is nt in any way trying @ all. This site is turning into a child's play on daily basis where kids and stupid bloggers will post al manner of rubbish to waste our time here to be frank am really getting tired of all ths OMG!, see this, see that, click here click this link and so on. I personally think too much of everything is boring. So who ever is in charge I think u got work to do here. #vegatalks#

Well noted!

This is good at least they made it open,unlike some companies that do theirs underG

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Gbam! Back to tha matter

firstolalekan:

May God bless this man for this.
Obj is a senile bittered old fool.
All the suffering Nigeria is going through now was initiated and nurtured by him.
He even forced Jônadaft on us.
That old fool needs to go back to the prison.
- Crumbled our economy
- Dollars was about 70 Naira as at 1999 when he became president before Crumbled it to about 140 before he left
- Fuel was N20 but he wickedly inflated it to N75 before he left. Omg! He even increased it from N65 to N75 three days before he left. He and IBB are the most wicked old fool leaders to ever ruled Nigeria.
He even wanted a 3rd term in office.
I AM 100% SURE THAT ONE OF THEM HAS HIS HAND IN BOKOHARAM.
OBJ SOLD:
- Bakassi Peninsula
- Nitel
- Our first and second satellite he purchased
Awarded many oil blocks to his friends, family and mistresses.
Stole 16 BILLION DOLLARS on power project.
May God of justice still bless him with more years to suffer in life- Him and all other persons taking us backward in this country.
ANYONE WHO MEANS WELL FOR THIS COUNTRY WILL NOT RE-ELLECT J0NATHAN.
BUHARI IS NOT THE BEST CANDIDATE BUT ONLY A BETTER OPTION TO J0NATHAN.
WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS REVOLUTION.
Revolution to wipe out all this old fools which includes
OBJ
IBB
TINUBU
E.T.C
My good people of Nigeria , please vote your conscience. Don't be
manipulated. If your pastor says don't vote for a
Muslim, ask him if Daniel served a saint; whether
Modeccai did not serve King Ahaseurus and if Joseph
was not a prime Minister under Pharaoh. This election
is not about North versus South, nor is it Christian
versus Muslim. It is about Nigeria and good
governance. Don't allow politicians divide us. When
they share money, they don't talk about religion. When
they want donations from Aliko Dangote, they don't
remember he is a Muslim. When they enter an aircraft,
they don't ask the religious faith of the pilot. When
their bosses are atheists, they don't resign from the
job. When an Alhaji gives them contracts, they don't
reject it. They and their wives go to Dubai to spend
money. Dubai is in United Arab Emirate but they have
no problems buying houses in Dubai. But when it
comes to politics back home, they say they want to
ISLAMISE or CHRISTIANIZE you. Yet, some of these
people were spiritual consultants to Abacha. Vote your
conscience. If you want to vote for Jonathan, vote for
him based on your conviction that he has performed in
your estimation and not because he is a "Christian". If
you want to vote for Buhari, vote for him because you
feel disenchanted with Jonathan government, not
because he is a Muslim.
Say NO to bigotry.
Please think before you vote and not vote before think.
God bless Nigeria.

This is the best comment I have ever found on this trend

dealslip:
Let whoever wins take his rightful position in Aso Rock. Whatever be the case do not help to heat up the polity. This politicians we always clamour for dont have our interest at heart. When the violence start, they and their children will flee to fortification while the military men will be wasting the lives of Nigerians. Recall the Nigerian civil war, the principal actors lived to ripe age. Gowon is almost 80 and Ojukwu died at the ripe age of 78 leaving inheritance for his children but do not forget that 3 million people lost their lives on both sides. Their death was in vain as the politicians reconcilled and many are now great friends and they are still ruling us. Let us be wise, vote for your candidate and move on. We have never voted anyone that will please us for even a term, before the tenure ends we will start screaming and shouting for another. Politicians are not your messiah. We are the ones to drop our selfishness, materialism, hatred, insensitivity and wickedness towards another. Our division is greatly helping their own agenda. As long as we are divided we will always be at the loosing end. What they owe us is infrastructures, security and proper resource control. It is not theirs to help us define our heritage, an Hausa man is not better than all the other 250 tribes and vice versa. We are first human before we recognise any tribe or nation what we owe each other is love. We are not different in anyway except our mindset. It is not theirs to help us discover religion, it is supposed to be between us and our God. Religion is a personal thing, as long as it works for us. God is the judge not us or them. Please keep yourselves safe, you too can rule one day.

OP didn't write as much as u wrote,please try and be brief next time

ignis:
Motorcycle dealers, you guys got to adapt. The only thing constant in the universe is change. And that's why we got to be flexible. We got a lot of security challenges in the country, and hence the ban, just bear with it.... And don't blame the government for your predicament.

We must not always attack and blame the government all the time.

Small time if there is constant electricity,Generator dealers will also start their own protest.

Rip

faceURfront:
Too long. Won't make front page

Too long to cut short

Must it be GEJ and GMB only where are the other aspirants? I think it should involve all the asprirants and not just two people,hmmn I perceived curning curning

Every girl is guilty of one or two of these seven,"Nobody holy pass joor"