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Flexherbal:
Everybody dey vex for Nigeria.

Even pastors dey provoke sometimes.

Omo... I just have it in my head to say sorry first before asking for directions from strangers.
Lol... normal thing nau..
“MAN” of God no be God nau..
He’s human first and is prone to exhibit human nature

Yeah... Allow them back in.. We know ideologies never die but we need everyone we can find for 2023 election voting.

No they won't listen... Check this...
I'm a girl and all I have to do is enjoy steamy sex often then not stopping at the pleasure I just received, I'm also getting my bills paid for. It's a win win nau..

Fashionista01:
Even in the churches these days.
It is well.

“Appearance doesn't matter, it's your heart bla bla blah” gave way to most of these nonsense. I want to be in church and just do God not have my mind running wild because sister favour obviously thinks it's a showcase your melons for charity service..

Curious346:
Wat if the lady, who made this post get men to take her out too

A successful hit, she's taken out and the op returns to her life with her man. Only for one of the hitmen to get in contact with our beloved nairaland pastor Righteousness who leads him to Christ and thebhitman in bid to make restitution, goes to Confess his crimes at a police station.
What if?

Fashionista01:
Girls and women of these day think that what a man want from them is szx nothing more nothing less. That is why they will expose their body to entice their male counterpart, pad their body to look the figure and bleach their skin, all because they want to please you men.


Back to the days of the old I agree with u on that.

Like there's ass and boobs everywhere you look.. No need to ask for nudes, just be on Instagram.

obembet:
I don't think I will marry... All this kind news dey make me give up on marriage

Boss, shift small make I stretch leg for inside this boat wey me and you dey....

What if....
You post the video, her marriage gets wrecked and as she's going down and she finds a way to take you down with her.

Don’t make decisions in anger. It's never ended well

kingsways:
Good

Students should not be allowed to come to school with phones!

Why should a student with no visible means of income come to school with iPhone

These are the kind of things that lure students into prostitution, cultism, and other sundry crimes

Anyone who knows that lecturer should send me his account number, I will send him N50,000

I don’t need to have a visible means of income to get an iPhone when I’ve got rich parents, do i??
Students should not be allowed to come to school with their phones?
Phones o not even cars... damnn�

l0uie:
No sentiment. Pure facts. There's nothing special about fair girls.

Louddddd it for those at the back biko!!!!

Boss Hardon and my Oga’s i hail thee...


There’s this girl I met way back. I‘d bore her with the compliments and boring questions before stumbling upon this thread. I switch my game, on a good day she’s around my vicinity (@ her relation’s actually) so I go over as she’s new here. We vibe well and I hit her with the; I’m the cake you should be striving to have a piece off, the whole you love me and should impress me thingy. Goes well and I leave.


Next time she’s here, she beeps me and I go to her sisters place again to see her with picking her up in mind. Get there and she’s in a hurry to leave with me. I get chops (not to impress) and I resume my game and plant the idea of her staying over in her head without saying it outrightly(she was supposed to leave that day) and she takes the bait and calls her sis and says she’ll be staying over. Cooks food without me asking and all’s going well. I’m relaxed and she’s having fun too. Kisses here and there till she’s so comfortable to make videos of us smooching. We get on it, but midway my spell broke and I didn’t go in. Tz morning and we get all mushy mushy again before hitting the road for a trip.

During her stay; I’d occasionally rub in the; you know you love me and can’t get enough of me and all that.


She calls to make sure I got to the park. I said I’ll call when I get to my destination but didn’t and she calls the next day kinda pissed that I didn’t call and that she’s not getting the SORRY.

Then we text a bit on w.A:
Having teased her about me dropping in weight and how she should get ready to feed me till I’m round and all that. Says she’s not my cook bla bla bla and.....


Her: What do you want me to do for you

Me: Instead of listing things out; *Make me happy* covers it all.
Me: Making me happy at all times should be your priority.

Her: why should I make you happy?
Her: Am I your wife??

Me: (replying to “am I your wife”) Lol.... you’re moving too fast. you’re yet to pay my groom price and you haven’t even gone on one knee to propose with a diamond ring talk less of the fact that you haven’t done a nice job impressing me.
Delay further and you’d just miss this guy you can’t get enough of�.

Me: (replying to “why should I make you happy”) Making me happy is directly proportional to your happiness.. if you keep me happy , then I just might break my walls and allow you gradually move an inch closer to getting a favourable position.



Then I call to know if she was at my place when I left(As she took a spare key which I’ll be getting back), and she’s cold with replies and I choose to find out what’s up and she goes; “you’re annoying, you think you’re funny but you’re not, you’re playing games, you’re trying to play games with me, you can’t play games with me, you’re playing yourself”...not getting the whole thing she says: if you don’t know what’s going on, forget it. I just laugh and end the call.

Then I come online on WhatsApp and see she replied to my texts even before I called her.

Her: Gerrout




What could be the issue here?

Cause I planned on replying; Lol... you make me happy so I guess I’ll let you hang around me for a while�... Bore me and I’ll not hesitate to move away

Lol... what can I say; I learn from the best....

She did ask me out but nahhhh... mans not having that....lol

Blowing my phone everyday and all and doing all she can to own my attention solely.

Was dulling to let a brother in..what I do?
Kissing, boobs handling, gave em nipples proper attention then with my hands went around the V without going in... already wet and I stop and whispered in her ears; Would you want another girl getting all these( in story form, said all I planned doing with another girl step by step and she just couldn’t allow the imagination grow in her head anymore)... and that was how a brother gained access.

Never mentioned Love

Mr HARDDON I salute you....My Oga’s I hail you all too.
Drills never fail...

Worked so well and in less than a month of meeting this girl , she has submitted to me all round.
Thing now is; she’s always pulling up the; “what are we “ question.
Now even proceeded to what are we doing, what do you want and all of that... (She reduced calls too)
Yes I’ve told her don’t fall in love but she just couldn’t help it....lol....
called her to come meet me at a spot as I told I felt like getting some chops.
We get the items and return to her place to enjoy the consumables and she goes ahead with her question again after saying I’m controlling, I’m not straightforward with my intentions, I’m annoying too....lol

I then bring up how we met, all the drama she’s put up whenever another lady seemed to be getting more attention, how I thought she was a boring nerd but I was wrong. (Had her smiling ear to ear the whole time). Told her I enjoyed watching her do all the impressing me stuff as it makes me happy and told her I wanted to remain Happy and all that. She wasn’t satisfied with the answer obviously she’s expecting me to ask her to be my girlfriend..

I don’t want no ship now... how do I get her off my back with the questions and still keep the interest level on a 100

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
I don't see anything funny here

E be things..
The Real niggarrr I for like make you play me tape on some levels. Check your mail

Boss, check your mail

Was a boring texter till I found this thread.
Met this Girl late last month and I’ve been doing the regular WHAT QUESTIONS but after I started this thread.

Me: (commenting on her WhatsApp post)I’m sure you dressed to kill today but you rather chose to show us just your head. Where’s the rest of your body??

Her: Lol
Her:you want to see?
Me: No... I’ve lost the interest to see the pictures.
But, If you tell me you’ll be available to join me on a stroll this week, then you can show me the pictures now.

Her: ok
Her: What stroll

Me: Not a special stroll in particular. I normally do that at evenings when I feel bored at home with a friend but she’s currently out of the state. Just walk and talk basically.

Her: OK so when do u want it?
Her: I will join you
Me: I’ll check my schedule and tell you

found this thread Some days back while reading some redpill article. Still on page 35( Aug 2016 posts) But I’d definitely finish up. I’ve been doing things wrong this whole time. My game was nothing good but with this drill.... Testimonies shall be shared in no time. HARDDON I’m grateful.


From those posts you kept emphasizing on meeting new people to build Game. So I’m in a Taxi and this girl gets in. Remembering what you said about not using the norms( Hello, Hi,etc) I look at her and notice she’s got some flyer with band hanging from her neck.
Started a conversation using the flyer without mentioning Hi/Hello. We get talking and at some point I said; I find you interesting and it rarely ever happens. Smiling and not making eye contact, she Smiles and asks why( I bleeped up at this point and you’d prolly tell me to hit myself with a book as I replied; I don’t know, I just do)

Opened my bag to bring my phone out and then tell her I want to keep this conversation going and she says she’s not interested... so I point at my phone and say; This?? Oh it’s not for you. We talk a bit more and when the vehicle got to her destination she didn’t go off immediately and was still talking with me. Asked her her name and she was relaxed and saying it before the driver had to yell ; won’t you go down! Getting out she says; okay byeee!!!