₦airaland Forum

I'd only still be there if they are yet to serve food otherwise..

Time of south Time of south..
Gets a bad south president.
Nothing has changed

You'll be surprised by what that your rich neighbour with very high fence keeps in a cage...

Salvador1:
you hardly see that kind gesture amongst afonjas.

So you just pick up your phone and decide to start these back and forth madness where tribes go head to head.
Only SE votes can't make him. You need the SW too. Be like Obi..have sense my brother

ChizzyBuna:
Look at this pretty Igbo Angel

Yoruba should learn from Igbos

Learn to marry Fine women

You will see an ugly yoruba man marrying a very ugly yoruba woman.

Especially yoruba muslims..

Their Wowo dey compete with Wowo to know which Wowo strong pass

You will see a Yoruba girl with her fathers steong hard face.

Igbos dont want our children to look like vultures. Thats why our parents marred the fine igbo women.

Thats why many igbo girls are so pretty

I thought we agreed to stop this nonsense

LutherSanchez:
OP,in igbo land. AGU is TIGER while LION is ODUM. And a lion is always stronger than a tiger,maybe that's why they cage the lion.

If you go online you would see a lot of points countering your claim that the lion is stronger than a tiger.

GooodHardDick:
Abeg wetin be the man social media handler?

At all at all, $20k fit fallout

Lol....Guyyyyy small small

mooremoney:
It seems the hell is here on Earth already. Even with the 28°C here is Port Harcourt we are going crazy already. World leaders really need to get a solution to this climate change

Be like we go tell wike to roof ph come put Ac for us o...lol
Ada George...you?

I'd really love if Nigeria branches into horror movies.

I love horror and i’m hoping to start a 5-10minute horror series. Problem is who's gonna act, video and do all the editing.
I'll launch the stories on IG soon enough tho.

kudinkarfe:
Many Christian girls dress improperly and they want to preach Christ to unbelievers. Don't know why this behaviour is common among Southerners and very common in Pentecostal churches.

“We want numbers.. We want to have the biggest congregation.. Come as you are... Accept them all in, when they mature in the faith, they'll start dressing properly”

This is the problem.

The hookup girls all identify with a church and they bring their merchandise there. Most people 20-25 im church every Sunday pay little attention to the pastors sermon but stay busy on their phones and look around checking out the hottest guys/girls. Then after service; PICTURE TIME!!!

SultanOfPuna:
The amount of Pastors that will go to Hell
will be 100x more

Trust me, 90% of hell will be fiilled with Pastors
90% of heaven will be filled with people with good heart.

Heaven no send any man made Abrahamic religion or doctrines.
Heaven no dey look your apperance
Heaven only looks at what is in your heart.
If you like dress like Pope and Rev. Sisters
When you die God will judge not by your apperance but by how good your heart is.

Africans love to judge based on appearance
Thats why we have many Wolves in Sheep Clothing.
A wolf can dress as a sheep
If you jugde by appearance you will think its a sheep. Until it attacks u

Thats why Jesus said dont JUDGE
Only God can judge, man's judgement is useless.

Lol..Africans can be easily decieved by appearance.. I agree with you on that.

Yes... We have a lot of people dressing so holy with the blackest hearts...true too.
But a lady that'll dress in a way that would plant seeds in the heart of men who come to worship shouldn't be encouraged.

Church is referred to as the Christian who worship God, it is not a building where people gather as lots of people know it to be or as often claim, a place where God lives. The congregation who are together known as Church because they are the carriers of God Who they worship. God lives inside the people that worship Him. If you are a Christian do not see a Church as a building where you worship rather you yourself as the church because you represent God.

Why then do Christians need to dress immorally when they represent and proclaim the word of God to people? Many Christians in today’s Church most especially girls, ladies and women are fond of exposing their body, dressing provocatively. The effect of indecency in the Church weakens the faith of people because many have said in their mind that they do not need to attend Church again, since the Church which ought to serve as a place to go and get salvation and spiritual upliftment is now a place to go and get seduced, of which made many to stay at home. The value that is being offered to Church even by unbelievers is no more the reason is that indecency in Church has made it lose its value.

okunwaye:

Noticed this too...

Bawsse:
Sure email me Bossanems at Gmail ddot cum

Thanks Bro..
Will do

Bawsse:
Still in a small btc short as we speak..

Was 600% this morning.... I mistakenly opened a short- term long position without turning on hedge mode... (not used to gate, I be binance boy) so the app bought back my sell position automatically reducing margin, instead of opening a new long position.... Na so I leave my margin like that o, but my initial margin was about $5, so was making $30 on that 5...

But now that btc has retraced, thinking of adding to my short,

Binance boy?
Must be really good at it.
Could you show me a thing or two ?

OscarJaden:
This apps have been keeping me alive in this Buhari economy

I would have gone insane if not for this apps

Lol..Money dey naija, Make una give us update

abobote:
Going after fresh girls , and hanging out late
In-between, marriage is boring.
I'm married,but mehn, what keeps marriage going most of the times, is the kids

I hear this a lot. I just pray I get a woman like Cleopatra, cause what I read about her in Art of seduction shows she always presented herself in a different way. You no fit see her finish. Everyday a new spice.
More years of happy marriage to you jare.

Hezzyluv:
@bold,
They'll now cash-out from him and his dad.

And they will rejoice knowing that they just slash out sapa from their life.

You said you got the money...
I'm sure you've made your decision by now.
Whatever you choose to do, cut contact with her afterwards.

Imagine how you'd react if you find out your wife was still communicating with her ex.... Don't do something that'll make your wife start thinking funny things.

One more thing: show me the money way.

austinooo:
The person would rather change paper to 200 Million instead

If I ever find someone who can, I'm going to buy padlock for my mouth straight-up..
Make another person no come tiff my early retirement plan

LIGHTHEARTED0:
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Even you all claiming someone skit is boring, it undeniable you don't have up to 50% wealth they have, but cho-cho una go dey open your wide mouth


live and let live

Lmao... It's okay to criticize people positively, most times it’s the needed jerk they need to push up their creativity..
One the aspect of wealth; Most of us here have heavier bank accounts but we don't put it in peoples faces as we are not in the showbiz.

SwissMass:
Baby factory criminals drug traffickers developers IPOB miscreants mkpurumiri addicts and cannibals and thuggery, just inagine a warmonger wife slapping and assaulting another woman, what an height of stupidity

What do you aim to achieve with this profiling?
Hoping to have someone give a shitty reply and you both then go at it?
We can do better

rickpat:
looks really good...I love adding loads of pepper,so I won't throw up...

A friend said this and Ino too reason am. After eating that Food, I was sure if I had spoken to anyone at that moment, their face would've melted.

Taiggarr:
Who was your late WRETCHED ILLITERATE father

Guyyy....lol..
Try dey calm down.

Mikekan30:
It's like you don't understand Russia's trajectory.. you can't compare someone who produces weapon and some who buys weapon. Russia will sink NATO forces in hours... Russia has weapons NATO forces don't have.

Such interesting view you have here.
Nobody brings out all their cards for all eyes to see. Except you're part of the inner caucus of this countries that make up Nato, you wouldn't know what they have and what they don't.

Rastaramsey:
Your scamming nah another level ooo... Na Google voice you dey use....
I fi teach you work but no be free as per wetin you talk for your format

Eweeee...them don enter comrade....Lol..

Senomi:
You fit leave ur kidney donate ur sperm
120k

Got friends down for this but they've never been linked to any agency or sperm bank.. Let me have your digits so we talk off nairaland

MufasaLion:
If Buhari was not a devoted Muslim, he would have been a chronic womanizer with his height.

Ahhh.... ML, you don burst my brain...Lol.
6’4 here... comrade what are you trying to imply nau

Datboredberry:
Im dark!

We're difficult because of the bullsh** we receive from men...

Everyone wants the fair lady... Never us...

Say whattt?
Dark ladies are everything pls..
My Lawddd.. all that poppin melanin...
The darker...the better..

HilcomTech:
Ndi mkporu mirri cannibals must always be involved in almost all the crminal activities in Nigeria.

I would always advice my family and friends to always run away from this criminal, evil and wicked tribe. They are cursed and nothing good can come from associating with them.

Hilcom, Tell me this hate is not real

Jokerman:
What if na soldiers?

Even if na soldiers if they are at fault, the least they can do is to be apologetic and not go into a frenzy like a crazed lion. Just from saying this; it shows we as Nigerians have grown to accept that soldiers can comfortably be above the Law.
They way most security operatives meant to uphold the law, pay total neglect to it is really scary...

“oga drive one way; I’m a police man”
Witnessed this in the taxi I entered last week.