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Romance / Re: She Wants To Keep The Pregnancy by JOACHINpedro: 4:57pm On Apr 10
Hope the baby is fine.
Cus I don't understand this 'she try abort am, e no work'
Romance / Re: How To Respectfully Ask For Sex From A Man? by JOACHINpedro: 11:51am On Apr 07
Divoc19:
Can we play later today? With a nice emoji wink
Smooth cool

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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by JOACHINpedro: 8:35am On Apr 07
iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay. He'll teach her the rest at home. Instead of being good in bed, but can't cook and you spend money sending her to a catering school where she'll still end up sleeping her male caterers and boss.

Case closed.

My thought exactly.
Sex happens once in a while but food is always.
Dig your grave if she happens to be a nympho

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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by JOACHINpedro: 8:33am On Apr 07
Kitchen abeg,
I can teach her how to do
Romance / Re: Men Should Leave Women Alone. It's Becoming Annoying. by JOACHINpedro: 12:44pm On Apr 01
FRANCISTOWN:

Ask yourself if your daughters will want to marry or will be marriageable
Left for me, simps makes great husbands.
Think about it

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Romance / Re: Men Should Leave Women Alone. It's Becoming Annoying. by JOACHINpedro: 12:26pm On Apr 01
Who go marry our daughters?

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Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 10:22am On Apr 01
KingLennon:

9ja represented well ontop prick matter? sad We too like to dey celebrate mediocrity
It seems you have a personal beef with us in this milestone achievement. Try and drink water
Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 10:22am On Apr 01
Puss360:
How much is visa to Sudan?
And how can I relocate to that country PERMANENTLY?


Asking for a friend 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Be careful what you wish for
Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 10:20am On Apr 01
Bwilliam:
Me and my Ụmụnna were not involved in the research, we would have collectively pulled up Nigeria's average, las las we for tie with Congo.
We are lucky to be there man, most of us are growers
Health / Re: My Su!c!de Note by JOACHINpedro: 5:52am On Apr 01
Fedup2024:
People of Nairaland. This maybe my last post here. I had to create this moniker in order to keep my identity. My view about this world especially this country is just that nobody loves you, you are on your own. In the meantime, I'm in a loads of debt currently owing people. I thought of this life not worth living anymore. I've read a lot and that made me freethinker. I don't believe in the concept of heaven and hell. To me, I think su!c!de is an option. What is essence of living a life without no solution. You aim but miss. You plan yet fail. Nothing works in this country and no one, no body is ready to assist you or even lend you a hand despite the fact I help people a lot even to my detriment. I discovered it doesn't worth it. I have nothing to fear again. I've passed my fear.

This life is not worth living anymore for me. I need a release.

My apologies to my parents and siblings for failing them.
Na debt wey you wan kpai yourself.
I'm sure some of the people that gave you that money believed in you. Now you want them to start having trust issues.
Don't kill yourself man, that's selfish.
Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 5:59pm On Mar 31
Reminderz:
we nor dey compare technological advancement, we nor dey boast of stable economy, na penis length we dey boast with.. smh.. Blacks with black mentality....
Oga relax.
Penis endowment is not a curse
Romance / Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner by JOACHINpedro: 5:40pm On Mar 31
No I can't.
I just began this cheating game new. I don't wanna end now

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Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 5:32pm On Mar 31
kokakola:
Sudanese Men are much Slim and very Tall on average. I am not surprised if the data used are unbiased with less errors.
I checked, it's from two reliable sources.
9ja sha represented well
Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 5:31pm On Mar 31
TOPCRUISE:
The poorest countries will always top the Chart.
This is accurate.
It tells alot about their living conditions

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Romance / Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by JOACHINpedro: 3:12pm On Mar 31
The ten countries with the highest average erect penis lengths are Sudan, DR Congo, Ecuador, Republic of the Congo, Ghana, Nigeria, Venezuela, Lebanon, Colombia, and Cameroon.

Sudan boasts the largest erect penis length at a sizable average of 17.95 cm. Second on the list is DR Congo with an average erect penis length of 17.93 cm. Ecuador comes in at third with an average size of 17.59 cm.

The average size drops slightly with the Republic of the Congo at 17.33 cm and Ghana at 17.31 cm. Nigeria’s average stands at a round 17.00 cm. Venezuela, Lebanon, and Colombia have averages of 16.93 cm, 16.82 cm, and 16.75 cm respectively.

Rounding out the list, Cameroon concludes the top ten with an average erect penis size of 16.65 cm.
Source: datapandas

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Demands Biden Apologise For Appalling... Assault On The Christian Faith by JOACHINpedro: 12:30pm On Mar 31
All for politics undecided
Family / Re: Man Hails Wife For Cooking For Him A Day After Returning From Child Birth by JOACHINpedro: 9:39am On Mar 31
EreluRoz:
Wicked man, may this type of selfish unreasonable man be far away.

Even if she wants to a sensible loving man will refuse and ask her to go rest.

Two years sef I still dy rest. Nonsense
Damn! You are mean

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Family / Re: Paternity Fraud: Will You Still Keep The Children? by JOACHINpedro: 7:42am On Mar 31
Kobojunkie:
What you consider Culture is defined by rules/laws and that law is what is indicated. undecided
Which kind talk be this?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Easter Sunday Declared Transgender Day In The U.S By President Biden (Photos) by JOACHINpedro: 7:28pm On Mar 30
Elzazzi:
This isn't our problem. We have enough problems here already
I dey tell you.
Nigerians go carry the news for head.

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Romance / Re: If You Are To Eat 1of These In 5mins For 5million(pic) by JOACHINpedro: 7:10pm On Mar 30
The noodles 3mins 40sec
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Loved Ones Who Only Stays For The Money? by JOACHINpedro: 8:35pm On Mar 29
The blame is on you.
You started impressing then with the dough. They got entangled
Autos / Re: Foreign Used Toyota Corolla. (europe) by JOACHINpedro: 6:55pm On Mar 29
This is the height of extortion!

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Crime / Re: Wife Bathes Hubby With Hot Water For Stopping Her From Calling Men by JOACHINpedro: 9:58am On Mar 29
"1+1=1" in the mud grin

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used Chevrolet Camaro 2014 Model by JOACHINpedro: 7:48am On Mar 29
The parts na die. Spoil and keep
Nice ride though
Travel / Re: What’s Going On Here? Tribalism Or What? (pics) by JOACHINpedro: 7:42am On Mar 29
Hatred tribalism Nothing new. cheesy
If it makes them sleep better. grin
Romance / Re: What's Your Unpopular Opinion? by JOACHINpedro: 7:29am On Mar 29
Romantic love is exaggerated infatuation
Romance / Re: Signs Of Genuine Love, When A Woman Truly Loves You by JOACHINpedro: 6:42pm On Mar 27
A woman that spends on you, loves you.
QED grin
Family / Re: Men, Is This True? (pix) by JOACHINpedro: 6:40pm On Mar 27
I dey smile jareh, why will I allow worry kill me

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Romance / Re: I’m 31, I Have No Husband, No Child, No House Lady Cries Out by JOACHINpedro: 10:56am On Mar 24
CarlosTheJackal:
Senior Special Adviser on ndi uwa mgbede
This is wrong.
Allow women be free here

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