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Romance / Re: Few Weeks To Wedding....text Message Discovered. by JOACHINpedro: 6:19am On Dec 29, 2023
Lol, I pledge never to comment on relationship issues come 2024.
Make I pity my mental health jareh

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Romance / Re: 20 Types Of Girls You Must Use A Condom On by JOACHINpedro: 8:43pm On Dec 25, 2023
Head givers that wear condom are the biggest joke of 21st century.
Some say ná art students dey do that sh*t

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Romance / Re: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by JOACHINpedro: 5:18pm On Dec 24, 2023
CandyOps:


Wear CD o. To avoid family embarrassment
Wait!
People actually f*ck their cousins! shocked

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Romance / Re: Where Can We Find Successful Young Women Ready To Marry by JOACHINpedro: 8:06am On Dec 23, 2023
TheOldGods:
wow Chinese restaurant. Well I'm in Enugu and we hardly have such here.
I fit come 042 be your PA.
I know where they are. Na top secret Sir grin
Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife And DNA Saga Part 2. by JOACHINpedro: 8:02am On Dec 23, 2023
When I heard 'Virgin' and 'Paternity fraud' in one story I knew the op is a descendant of one of Nigeria's ex ministers.
Religion / Re: Trending Video Of A Catholic Priest's One Leg Dance by JOACHINpedro: 9:54am On Dec 17, 2023
tollyboy5:

https://www.nairaland.com/6932848/nigerian-club-strippers-filmed-praying

https://www.tori.ng/news/242720/needed-that-prayer-davido-shares-moment-hotel-staf.html

grin grin grin grin grin

Nairaland / General / Re: An NYSC Corper Who is Serving His Fatherland In Canada by JOACHINpedro: 7:44am On Dec 16, 2023
I no gree. I need to reserve
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by JOACHINpedro: 9:38pm On Dec 09, 2023
Crumbian:



A great nairaland betting philosopher once said... "Alabi is a cruel man"


grin grin
The great philosopher doesn't know that money must go round.
A red for you is a green for him.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by JOACHINpedro: 9:20pm On Dec 09, 2023
Alabi go chop too grin
Romance / Re: Why I Love Petite Small Height Ladies by JOACHINpedro: 6:29am On Dec 09, 2023
Fedric209:
Honestly they are the best when it comes to love making ( my opinion anyways ).

Especially the ones with cute ass and waist. My bro, holding them on top of you and stroking them brings in a special feeling.

I think I am more sexually attracted to such ladies.. this I have found out. I enjoy sex with them so much..

Has anyone have similar experience. Or is something wrong with me
Me too, any bae I can't carry isn't for me.
Na why I no dey like big booty or bursty babes.
You're normal comrade

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Romance / Re: I Told Her The Venue Of The Date And That's Her Response by JOACHINpedro: 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2023
^^

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Romance / Re: Many People Are Not Scared Of Marriage But Scared Of by JOACHINpedro: 3:07am On Nov 26, 2023
Op ask yourself the lifespan of an average relationship, 4months. Na there trouble start. We are in for the fun of it. The word companionship had left the building long ago

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Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by JOACHINpedro: 5:41pm On Nov 25, 2023
Quality20:
Just control her by buying her gifts then gradually u tell her to reduce d songs
Na una dey corrupt ladies with entitlement mentality.
She go grow up now begin give one guyman headache

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Romance / Re: Make Conji No Kill Me!! by JOACHINpedro: 7:19am On Nov 06, 2023
Currently I dey O42 but na food be the priority now.
Konji can wait
Romance / Re: Couples Now Getting Married But Postponing Having Kids by JOACHINpedro: 10:09pm On Oct 29, 2023
Omo! This is really frightening.
I'll double my condoms. No time to loose guard

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Crime / Re: How Jungle Justice Nearly Ended Up My Life Sometime In 2019 At The River Buruku by JOACHINpedro: 3:57pm On Oct 28, 2023
Entprys:
Sorry. But jungle justice contributed to peace we av in our society today.
When police go ask you to go and treat an armed robber you gave injury and brought to station ?
God !

Why I no kuku kill am
You need help.
Which peace are you talking of?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Suffering From Hunger Are Not On Social Media – Pastor Giwa by JOACHINpedro: 7:13am On Oct 23, 2023
Na free operamini I dey use laik dis.
Conclusively, people who buy ₦5k data per week don't reside in this country. They are made already

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Romance / Re: She Flirts Even After Marriage by JOACHINpedro: 11:05pm On Oct 22, 2023
Troway face. No cap
No dey joke with married women esp in workplaces

Politics / Re: Dr Olufunimilayo Takes Down Sen. Ben Bruce After 'buy Nigeria' Tweet by JOACHINpedro: 10:51pm On Oct 22, 2023
I used to respect this Ben but he just proved to be among our regular politicians.
He got a deserved reply

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Romance / Re: She Suck My Prick I Quickly Removed It Put Inside Her Toto by JOACHINpedro: 10:14am On Oct 22, 2023
The first line made me loose interest.
Wetin concern you and old woman?

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Romance / Re: Guys, I'm Heart Broken. by JOACHINpedro: 5:18pm On Oct 16, 2023
How old are you?
As in you met a girl on tinder and you fell in love with her online cheesy
I thought your type stopped existing when 2go went into oblivion.

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Health / Re: Please Is My Friend Pregnant??! by JOACHINpedro: 5:14pm On Oct 16, 2023
ojobolinda:
Mogbe!.. Hah!

Thank you sir
e shock you? shocked

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Politics / Re: CBN Suspends Financial Aid For Farmers And Development Programs by JOACHINpedro: 7:39am On Oct 16, 2023
E go get ripple effect
Food prices about to escalate grin
Politics / Re: Naira Under Pressure, Nigeria May Seek Dollar Loan – IMF by JOACHINpedro: 6:26am On Oct 16, 2023
NaijaGoBetter2:
Rubbish..
Make dem kuku sell this country and share the money like palliative

Stupid Government, citizen self no too well.

How much can you get?
When every citizen is owning int body +₦200k

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Food / Re: Vegan Thread by JOACHINpedro: 5:55pm On Oct 15, 2023
Ahmback:
How can one go his or her whole life eating just grasses? grin grin
Choice bro, it's a lifestyle.
Respect that
Food / Re: Vegan Thread by JOACHINpedro: 5:38pm On Oct 15, 2023
CloudTrees:
Nothing as sweet as fried chicken laps. Just so you know
Una no dey fail to disappoint
Food / Re: Vegan Thread by JOACHINpedro: 5:38pm On Oct 15, 2023
mariahAngel:


Are you naturally a vegan, or you chose to become one?
I'm not a vegan but seeing they don't have a place on this forum hurts me.
Esp when every living thing are eaten and shown on this site.
They deserve a space here
Phones / Re: Why Your Family Should Know The Password To Your Phone -nigerian Woman Tells Men by JOACHINpedro: 5:04pm On Oct 15, 2023
Lol
Food / Vegan Thread by JOACHINpedro: 5:03pm On Oct 15, 2023
This thread is for vegans. Feel free to introduce yourselves.

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