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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by JOACHINpedro: 3:12pm On Feb 03
neonly:
I have a girlfriend too that always posting nude on her status on whatapp and she clam she loyal what do you guys think
Your breakfast will soon be ready
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Or Not by JOACHINpedro: 3:04pm On Feb 03
Break up now
You won't have Val gift to worry about on 14th
Romance / Re: I Have Decided To Stay Single The Rest Of My Life by JOACHINpedro: 9:53pm On Jan 29
Sha, no turn toxic cus you're toiling that part.
You will heal

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Romance / Re: I Heard If You Join Ogboni by JOACHINpedro: 3:43pm On Jan 27
Ilamina:
portharcourt
That's cool. I like your personality.
You're free, but you take life too serious and care so much about people's opinion.
If I was in port, would have loved to hang out with you. You seem interesting
Romance / Re: FGM Should Be Reintroduced by JOACHINpedro: 1:03pm On Jan 27
The insecurity no do you, na vagina be your issue
Romance / Re: I Heard If You Join Ogboni by JOACHINpedro: 12:49pm On Jan 27
Ilamina:
34
Where do you reside?
Romance / Re: I Heard If You Join Ogboni by JOACHINpedro: 8:28pm On Jan 26
Ilamina:


After one igbo guy said when you commit suicide

People in his village will throw your body in The forbidden forest and make sure your body will not resurrect

I became scared, I don't want the ogboni boys too do weird things to my body

How old are you dear?

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Career / Re: You Are About To Eat This, Then You Receive A Call From Office by JOACHINpedro: 8:20pm On Jan 26
I go eat am o
Science/Technology / Re: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by JOACHINpedro: 6:08am On Jan 26
DivinegiftofGod:


Mynd.44
Seu.n
You're uninformed sêxist.
Gamete of different species don't induce fertilization

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Romance / Re: Red Pill Ideology Ruined My Relationship With A Nairalander by JOACHINpedro: 4:00pm On Jan 21
You can't leave him now cus of the job he promised.
I just wish that guy go see your true intent.

Chai!, men are suffering.
He's lucky he is not pussified

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Romance / Re: Poor Sex In Marriage by JOACHINpedro: 8:35pm On Jan 20
After birth, sex becomes a chore for the couple.
Hormones and responsibilities will mess the family up.
Romance / Re: Guy Do You Enjoy Sucking Boobs by JOACHINpedro: 11:45am On Jan 20
I love it Jareh. It's a resting pillow for the downtrodden.
Biology know say life stressful, it compensated man with varieties of titties.

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Romance / Re: Make Love To Me Without Having Sex by JOACHINpedro: 8:06am On Jan 20
For people dating Virgins

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Education / Re: Please I Need Your Advice...no Insult by JOACHINpedro: 5:52am On Jan 18
Sunnyrado:
I am a single man and never been married before with no kids, but I met a lady on a particular singles group, and we started talk around last year august she is from Kogi state and I am from akwa Ibom State, but happens to be a disabled on wheel chair, this we have not seen before but I have talked with some of her family on phone via WhatsApp video call, but and she has also talked with some of my family too..but just my sisters cause my parents are late, but the issue now is this lady has been nice to me, I have to be honest here, she helped me financially not once nit twice, but now my sister are now telling me not to bring that kind of person to them o bla bla that when she starts having child how will she cope, how will she cook for me and do the house chores, so honestly i am really confused and I don't know how to tell her all this, because it will just be as if am taking advantage of her by collecting money from her.. please I just need your advice on what do.
Thank you
Guy, calculate all the money she gave you and pay her.
Just don't talk anything about marriage with her.
Pls don't collect money from women in this part of the world as a lady pointed here, me too have learnt
Education / Re: Please I Need Your Advice...no Insult by JOACHINpedro: 5:50am On Jan 18
DivinegiftofGod:
Of course you took advantage of her condition knowing she's looking for a partner; that it will be difficult to find someone and your presence in her life will only lift her hopes of getting married and willing to pay you any amount to be her Mr right plus you going ahead to collect the money.

First of all, it's a shame to collect money from a woman especially one in that condition. As in.. to what end are you taking money from her?

Now you're confused but you weren't confused when you were collecting the money. If you really cared about her what your sisters think won't matter to you let alone making you confused.

But it's cute for a woman to collect from a man
We don spoil our women finish cry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When You Are Too Old To Work by JOACHINpedro: 8:01am On Jan 15
coputa:
You have to create your pension yourself,one of the best pension is to train your children and build a house no matter how small.

At old age, you still need a cash flow,buy shares of good companies,put money in there continually,it can cater for your needs at old age.
Your children fit disappoint you. Have your own back

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Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Women Can’t Say I’m Married When You Approached Them? by JOACHINpedro: 9:03pm On Jan 12
I'm here to learn
Crime / Re: Its Over For Me by JOACHINpedro: 8:58pm On Jan 12
ikeno:
Firstly send back the 130k to him then plead with him to give u more time to pay up. Even if him arrest you, police will still tell you to sign an undertaking stating how much you will be remitting monthly till you pay up the balance. If them send you go prison, at most you go spend 6months for the crime and shishi him no go see collect cause you don serve the 270k sentence.
Op go with this.
You won't die, just explain everything to him. Seek for fund with genuine heart from your family. The country is messed up.

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Romance / Re: Dear Seun, I Am Impressed. by JOACHINpedro: 6:21am On Jan 12
saphiere:
If I understand this rubbish you typed. I'm the reason men in this forum become misogynists? Because to you I attached men and now karma is playing out right?
Seun Sarah is responsible for all the misogynistic behaviors on your forum. Misogynistic behaviors started as far back as ..... Whatever year but Sarah who joined your forum in 2020 is the originator of misogynistic behaviors.

Lastly you said I was busy posting rape news.. .My question for you is, were the news fake? Instead of you to caution your gender you're here typing epistle for me.
You no dey fail to disappoint.
Even your pic sef.

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Romance / Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by JOACHINpedro: 5:02pm On Jan 08
Seun I nominate Nazgul and pansophist for guys
For ladies Mariahangel and ahnie

Na four mods this section need. The purge can't be done by a single individual

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Politics / Re: Seun, Stop Holding Nairalanders Hostage. by JOACHINpedro: 1:35pm On Jan 07
omenka:
Do i sound like someone who'd behave like igbos when tbey swore to exit the forum.

The coward can assist me to deactivate and delete everything related to my handle. If your life depends on the forum, mine doesn't.
Always shooting yourself for leg.
Leave this tribe na. Haba!

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Family / Re: “Stop Chasing Money, Go And Marry, Money Will Start Chasing You” — Nigerian Lady by JOACHINpedro: 1:29pm On Jan 07
#Sarcasm
Politics / Re: NNPC Gifts Lady 200k Worth Of PMS (pictures) by JOACHINpedro: 6:41pm On Jan 06
illicit:
Remain for Innoson to dash them a ride

I know Peter obi will go to their house uninvited


🚴
Well, it makes sense. She actually is a fan of his.
Politics / Re: Enugu Is Yoruba Land. Proof! by JOACHINpedro: 5:33am On Jan 04
Jeon:
Nah ibo person dy behind this account.
it's called Igbo not ibo.
Learn the spelling first before you start carrying matters wey no concern you for head.


And as for you op, I've seen all your comments are centered against this flourishing tribe.
My advice is for you to continue grin
Make sure you pass it to your generations too since you came to this world for that.

Seun, pls this is new year. Less of this tribal nonsense
Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by JOACHINpedro: 8:20pm On Jan 01
Make me the mod of giveaway session
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant !!!!!!t (pics) by JOACHINpedro: 12:07pm On Jan 01
MrCork:


Is she lightslin & did u pour inside sir?(no oofensece) angry
And you had to quote the whole goddamn thing twice to spill this
Health / Re: Japa: 10,697 Medical Laboratory Scientists Left Nigeria – Registrar by JOACHINpedro: 11:13am On Jan 01
Wow. This year own go shock people

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Health / Re: Nigeria Man Share His 2023 Weight Loss Achievement (Photo) by JOACHINpedro: 10:49am On Jan 01
maasoap:


114 kg! That's much. You can do it.
I'm keeping not more than 70kg at 180cm height.
Are you me? shocked
We need to hang out seriously. We literally have the same measurement

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Romance / Re: Can A Woman Still Give Birth To A Healthy Baby At 37 by JOACHINpedro: 10:38am On Dec 31, 2023
You no get work you dey reason marriage. Na you Dem supposed dey run away from

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TV/Movies / Re: Documentary Thread by JOACHINpedro: 6:34am On Dec 30, 2023
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar" written by Roald Dahl
Crime / Re: Calling A Man ‘bald’ Is Sex-related Harassment, UK Employment Tribunal Rules by JOACHINpedro: 6:26am On Dec 30, 2023
Female prison go begin full for uk.
To them, insulting guys is cute

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Autos / Re: Powerbike For Sale by JOACHINpedro: 6:24am On Dec 30, 2023
Are you selling it off as vintage?
Cus this is older than old age

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