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Romance / Re: I Give Up On Girls After Watching American Pie Naked Miles Movie by JOACHINpedro: 1:06pm On Sep 16, 2023
DesChyko:
I enjoyed the American Pie sequel. They're about 5 or 6. Real quality comic movies there!
I've watched all except the last one.
It's really adult comic

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Family / Re: He Found The Truth About Her Virginity On Their Wedding Night, And This Happened by JOACHINpedro: 8:13pm On Sep 12, 2023
He couldn't believe it.
It's overwhelming though, full package that is tear rubber. Na jackpot
He should try calm down and enjoy his marriage
Romance / Re: Something I Noticed About Some Guys by JOACHINpedro: 6:55pm On Sep 12, 2023
labake1:



So women are slave abi undecided Na dirty man needs woman, isn't it?
African men should grow up
Not slaves but you're in Africa.
You see it as slavery but your fore mothers see it as purpose that should be handled with passion cool

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Romance / Re: Something I Noticed About Some Guys by JOACHINpedro: 6:44pm On Sep 12, 2023
1Sharon:


Cooking and cleaning is all it takes? Okay then.
It's smth trust me.
When love evaporates, sex becomes a task and couples begin see themselves finish, na little things like gifts, unexpected cooking and cleaning dey light relationships

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Romance / Re: Something I Noticed About Some Guys by JOACHINpedro: 6:29pm On Sep 12, 2023
1Sharon:


Even the men that can do all that still want a woman to do it for them.
At least to make sure she can affirm that she also bring smth on the table.
Those men are considerate

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Romance / Re: . by JOACHINpedro: 6:27pm On Sep 12, 2023
Everyone is hoarding their resources in that relationship.
You're hoarding your p.uss.y and his hoarding his money. None wants to get played
Romance / Re: Something I Noticed About Some Guys by JOACHINpedro: 6:17pm On Sep 12, 2023
labake1:
A dirty guy is not a spec, I pity ladies that marry them. As a guy, you should know how to do house chores and cook because it is not a specific gender duty
A guy that does this doesn't need a woman again na. Check am

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Is Now Writing To All EU Countries To Deport All Male Refugees by JOACHINpedro: 10:27am On Sep 10, 2023
Na wah o, who will marry their women?
Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by JOACHINpedro: 10:16am On Sep 10, 2023
Racism vs tribalism garnished with terrorism.
I'll go for the former

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Romance / Re: What A Typical Nigerian Man Goes Through During Talking Stage by JOACHINpedro: 10:05am On Sep 10, 2023
Nicepoker:
My rent is due.
My birthday is next Sunday.



I hate this with passion.
During that day, I go just text "HBD dear"

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Sports / Re: Name The Football Club. (picture) by JOACHINpedro: 6:23am On Sep 10, 2023
Lazio or torino

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Romance / Re: Guys,i Need Your Advice On My Girlfriend,what Should I Really Do Pls by JOACHINpedro: 6:12am On Sep 10, 2023
This was me a year ago.
You no go get peace, even the little you do seems it ain't enough.
Nae i borrow sense tell am say I no do again, the relationship was just 6months. I told her I can't be broke and also be comfortably attentive to her.
Na you dey overthink am bro, break up for your peace of mind.

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TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Favorite Horror Movies by JOACHINpedro: 6:44pm On Sep 07, 2023
The Pope's exorcist.
What's yours ilamina
Romance / Re: I Like To See Women Poo by JOACHINpedro: 6:15pm On Sep 05, 2023
Flows001:

I swear, the one wey I jam recently nearly made me throw up, and the banyy na confirm black beauty oo.
I just kuku man up and manage knack am like that, make the tp wey I go give her no just waste like that.

I don ghost the werey

Some ladies punna smell pass soakaway cry
You strong, the experience alone can make me avoid sex for years
Why do you think most guys subscribe to semen retention programs?

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Romance / Re: I Like To See Women Poo by JOACHINpedro: 5:55am On Sep 05, 2023
This is how a male virgin behaves. fr
I pray you don't encounter smelling toto, you go hate your life

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Politics / Re: Enugu Source Of Drinking Water: Pictures by JOACHINpedro: 7:30am On Sep 04, 2023
SUPERPACK:
This is not true for the whole state, maybe for some communities. We have so many boreholes in my community and vast majority of my local govt. The main means of water supply is water Tankers

The issue affecting most communities is Enugu is not something to laugh about. Several attempts have been made in lots of communities to dig boreholes but they return dark water and water filled with minerals like coal, ore and gas in large volumes.
Enugu is also sitting on a hill and most parts are several meters above water level, this makes it hard to drill water to reach the water table.

Attempts are currently being made to introduce irrigation system from places with abundant water to places with none. This issue shall pass too.
You go explain tire.
Weeks ago I read where the state government announced the completion of the first phase of pumped water distribution, in Enugu east.
Allow those that want to wail to wail to their satisfaction, enjoy your state.

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Romance / Re: Relationships Are Now More Difficult Than Ever. by JOACHINpedro: 7:18am On Sep 04, 2023
Beverlyjean:


You are really naive and lost... usa is not the benchmark.... go and check Asia, Eastern Europe and South America... they still practise the traditional marriage...divorce is very low in those places ... what they are doing in the United States and western Europe is nothing but Evil powered by the devil...only a selfish person will leave a marriage because he or she isn't happy... its best u avoid marriage, its not for u ... u have allowed western social construct to deceive u
Leave the naive young lady. Na too much bbnaija, soap operas and k dramas dey affect them.
Maybe all her relations are divorced hence the stats. People are easily deceived by celebrity divorce. No!, the ones having a blisful unions are all insignificant, na the one wey cast we go use analyse the rest.
The mindset though

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Romance / Re: Relationships Are Now More Difficult Than Ever. by JOACHINpedro: 7:06am On Sep 04, 2023
Ojagun:

Hmm...Someone else has finally said it.
Mental health has turned into the available excuse for people's numerous inadequacies in today's world
GenZ unlimited edition.
Like I said, everyone is weak this era. Modernization really destroyed our essense.
If mental health is the problem, then everyone has the right to back out from a union ( it's playing perfectly well in western world). Hence, the educated people couples that are quick to notice slight change in their mental health in Nigeria follow the trend.
It is what is it. Excuses are easier to give in this era. Reminds me why liberal world introduce nonsentical unnatural policies in the west. Yea bob, I identify as a female because I can't cope as a male

Not surprised at all

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Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Will Happen If Nato Engages Russia In A Nuclear War. by JOACHINpedro: 9:02pm On Sep 03, 2023
For the topic, nuclear fallout might not necessarily block the sun rays, rather it will deplete the ozone layer and expose the earth to direct sun rays.
The temperature rise will be massive, the melting of atlantica, hence the earth will be washed away.
I doubt the earth will last a year after nuke amargedon
Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Will Happen If Nato Engages Russia In A Nuclear War. by JOACHINpedro: 9:00pm On Sep 03, 2023
Offpointng:


I only said SW here man. who mentioned anything like South east?? can you see where the problem is coming from now?? You've started a tribal war on your own thread. what is wrong with you??
Offpoint
You really chose the right monika
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares 3-week Curfew In South East by JOACHINpedro: 7:09pm On Sep 03, 2023
Ebubu3:


Oponu

It is even Abakaliki not Abakiliki

Clever by half
I don't claim to be from there
You got the msg. Next time, do your due research before hiding under disguise to instigate hatred on a tribe.
It's so petty for +18 man
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares 3-week Curfew In South East by JOACHINpedro: 4:23pm On Sep 03, 2023
Ebubu3:
Enugu and Anambra people get ready to run grin cheesy

We in Ebonyi don’t observe sit at home because we are Nigerians and not Biafrans.

Abakeleke and Ebonyi will fight on Nigeria side should Biafra fight war.

We love peace and development only.

Up Nigeria
You're a noise maker.
Learn how to keep quiet for your sanity.
You don't have to hide under another tribe to instigate vawulence, that's cowardice.

For the record, it's Abakiliki
Romance / Re: Relationships Are Now More Difficult Than Ever. by JOACHINpedro: 4:11pm On Sep 03, 2023
Jeon:

Why do most marriages in your time are still crashing? are most of them not 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s? why getting out of it now when they are in their old age and need company to avoid loneliness ? . Not everyone can bear and tolerant like you are doing .



Sorry, I'm not attacking you OK, traditional royal wife if you happen to be a female.
I'm just stating my opinions same as you did.
And you can't force everyone to buy yours based on what people around them ,life and experiences taught them while some are learning from others by seeing what's going on around.

Remember everyone has it own length, size and shape of nose as goes to opinions.
Tbh, you need a touch of reality. grin
You've never courted but you're dishing marriage tips grin
Well, I don't blame you, the life this generation lead begins online and ends in reality.
I wish you well

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Romance / Re: Relationships Are Now More Difficult Than Ever. by JOACHINpedro: 11:04am On Sep 03, 2023
nathyx:
21st century indomie generation heavily exposed to social media, how do you expect them to know that marriage requires a great deal of tolerance?? Thank God for the girl he blessed me with My wedding is next month, I don't have employment, zero source of income, zero kobo in my acct yet my woman loves me and eager to live the rest of her life with me cos she of knows am not a lazy man and I will never let my family sleep hungry. If you're still out there waiting for the perfect partner (100%) keep wasting your time marriage is not for feeble minds. Congratulations to me and wife in advance! October 21st 2023 save the date guys!
So we should applaud you for willing to get married without source of livelihood?
Like seriously?

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Business / Re: Banks Sack 110 Top Executives, Others Over N82bn Fraud by JOACHINpedro: 7:48pm On Aug 31, 2023
Omo! bankers/bank worker always have option B to D
Most times, the job ain't worth it.
Say no to fraud

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Romance / Re: I Am Sexually Attracted To Older Women by JOACHINpedro: 6:43pm On Aug 31, 2023
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You have come of age.

My grandfather told me that the only way a man can say he has come of age is after he has bedded a woman whose pubic hair has gone grey.
TF!
NL digital ancestor returns

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Spend Over Half Of Their Earnings On Food, Worst Globally – Picodi by JOACHINpedro: 6:16pm On Aug 25, 2023
easzypeaszy:
I have knwn dis in the past 15yrs
Na revelation no be normal thinking..i alwys tell my elder sister n mom but dey got tired and insult me.
We too dey chop fr Naija...na everytin we dey eat.
We also train our kids to be devourers too bc we feel wen dey dont eat huge food u are poor.
Collect 200K Salary but spend over 150k on food worst wt dis high cost of things wch is also due to our consuming habits.
During Corona in the USA alot of Agricultural produce and food wasted bc ppl feel dey cant be sittin n be eatin but in Nigeria reverse is the case.
Pls stop comparing First world country with this country.
Food intake = work output
And in our case, the reward for hard labour is minute.
That's why we have to eat more to balance the work we do.
Why do you think we don't have much obese individuals in Nigeria?
Why do you think we blow when we get to the so called first class world countries. Cus we're coming from hell
Family / Re: My Wedding In Few Weeks Time Is About To Crash, Please Help Me!!! by JOACHINpedro: 9:02pm On Aug 22, 2023
Omo! You just proved that love is not enough in marriage.
Calculus is!

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Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Escorts Peter Obi Vehicle In Edo State - Photos by JOACHINpedro: 8:52pm On Aug 22, 2023
No doubt, this is beyond organic.
My respect

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Celebrities / Re: SolidStar Is Seriously Sick - Singer's Brother Cries Out As He Shares Sad Video by JOACHINpedro: 1:26pm On Aug 20, 2023
Girly believe me when I saayyyyyyy....
Na you dey for my head o
I no dey fit sleep well again....
Girl I no dey concentrate ehhhh



I wish him quick help and recovery

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Romance / Re: Bride Fights Groom As They Exited Their Wedding Ceremony (Pics/Video) by JOACHINpedro: 8:16pm On Aug 17, 2023
Damn!
That went south so fast.
She should chill, they still have "till-death-do-us-part" to fight
Romance / Re: Most Married Women Get Pregnant Through "Goodbye Sex" Before Weddings by JOACHINpedro: 6:30am On Aug 17, 2023
IconicR:
The way men crave for virgins is funny, I don't have problems with that , but my problem is do you deserve a virgin as a man or you think that virgin women wants a community preak?
Most of you patronize brothels, have lost body counts, done all types of sex, so who will marry those women you frolicked with?
Please if you know you are not a virgin or your body count is more than two as a man, please shut it and don't you ever desire or crave for a virgin woman to marry.
You all will marry your female version
Forget love and modernization.
Men are sought for their wealth, women are sought for their purity.
Argue with nature

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