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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 4:01pm On Nov 16, 2012
Shollypopz:
LMAO!! Too many delusional looking apes on NL, smh!



Tell me something I haven't heard.
Seen that THANG before?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 3:57pm On Nov 16, 2012
pleep: How the hell was that a fix?

This ^ is the reason why i asked how old you were. Nairaland needs to grow a damn brain. I feel like i am operating on a higher plane of understanding than you guys.

i have to spell everything out to you ppl as if you were little kids.

My friend, will you STFU, and stop ranting.
You are disturbing my work!
Foreign Affairs / Re: First Gaza Missiles Hit Israel - Is This The Prelude To WW3? by jodam: 10:52pm On Nov 15, 2012
WWW3 is not close at all at all.
you will all know when it wanna start.nobody is gonna beat the gong for its awareness.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: First Gaza Missiles Hit Israel - Is This The Prelude To WW3? by jodam: 10:45pm On Nov 15, 2012
Ganys: *Grabbing My Pop Corn, Clearing my throat like Obasanjo & waiting for reaction of Stoneheads on NL to blame Islam for this as usual*
When israel attack Muslims, Na self Defence, When Muslim retaliate, Na TERRORISM...
God is Watching...angry.angry.angry

Now, you wanna start crying while eating pop-corn. Have you asked yourself who striked first.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Our Ladies Find It Difficult To Sit With Their Legs Crossed? by jodam: 11:21am On Nov 15, 2012
their legs(tighs) are to tiny that we are gonna be seeing through if they don't cross em, but our naija girls/ladies are so fleshy that you aint gonna see anything beyond the knee if we don't cross em those fat legs.
Romance / Re: Picture Of Billboard On Sugar Daddies Destroy Lives by jodam: 11:15am On Nov 15, 2012
Very funny.
what a drama!
That advert is meant for the girls and not the ladies.
Family / Re: Ways Husbands Can Show Love To Pregnant Wives by jodam: 10:52am On Nov 15, 2012
Sweeeeeet.
The sex thing is one of the sweetest.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Military Chief Killed In Israeli Airstrike, War Says Hamas!!! by jodam: 1:10am On Nov 15, 2012
Balkan:

There many muslims in Israel but they dare not make any stup noise. They are very loyal.

Israel will continue to deal with this terrorists. Israel is sorrounded by enemies just like the Igbos and still they are the strongest and the richest. Just like the Igbos too

For your mind abi?
You too dey lick sugar.
You won't like the result at all at all.
Na so una dey start by turning almost every unrelated thread to tribal battle ground.
COW!
Romance / Re: My Ex Sends Me This Message After A Year by jodam: 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2012
190-the-clown:



angry angry

You are on my black list on NL.
You wan to dey spoil these girls abi?
Any runs will be ''discombulated''
Romance / Re: My Ex Sends Me This Message After A Year by jodam: 5:38pm On Nov 14, 2012
lola.luv:
^
I'm not into guys...like 190.

REWINDING AND PLAYING.
Romance / Re: My Ex Sends Me This Message After A Year by jodam: 5:29pm On Nov 14, 2012
This is EX week on NL.
Ex issues everywhere.
OP, she still want your blabla, don't be selfish biko.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 5:24pm On Nov 14, 2012
190-the-clown:
undecided undecided

Your mouth is glued or what?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by jodam: 5:20pm On Nov 14, 2012
Rhemmymatician:
For some reason I don't know of my entry is being ignored. Ese wo ni mo se yin broda seun.

Lock up brother.
he has his reasons.
Romance / Re: Some Ladies Are Not Worth Loving.. by jodam: 12:47pm On Nov 14, 2012
mjfcb: ...free world, come down here and help me out

''.....come down here.......''?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 12:42pm On Nov 14, 2012
pleep: Um...Mynd 44. He is like a less intelligent less funny version of 190. pointless and spammy. I'm pretty sure hes got asburgers or something.

and mrs chima, she just makes me sick.

And sexkills, hes like a woman trapped in a mans body if you know what i mean.




You gat beefs on ur mind.
Beefs HARDER and MORE CHRONIC than e-beefs.
You wan go hug transformer?
LMAO.
Your HATRED is so......
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 12:38pm On Nov 14, 2012
D-Explorer:

If you never dig your 6fts you dey safe to parkwell and face-front. I go forgot our state tear you.

Seee Paaara o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 12:37pm On Nov 14, 2012
Cutex01: I dnt like idowuogbo, she's jxt to0 agberoistic for ma liking

You must be veeeery boring.
Business / Re: Users Of ATM Will No Longer Pay N100 On Withdrawals - CBN by jodam: 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2012
centje: i dnt know abt other banks buh banks i transact with deduct the maintenance fee monthly.

Yeah, thats the way it works.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by jodam: 12:26pm On Nov 14, 2012
Almost time.
Seun, listen to Femi na.
Family / Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by jodam: 8:12am On Nov 14, 2012
Ryda: A man asks, “I know you’re crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?”

The father replied, “I imagine that I’ll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear.

Then I’ll tell him, “Do you see that sweet, littleyoung lady? She’s my only daughter, and I love her very much.

If you were thinking about touching, kissing,or being physically affectionate to her in any way ...
just remember ...

I don’t mind going back to prison.


do u agree with him?

On point.
Romance / Re: Given The Chance, Will You Get Back With Your Most Recent Ex? by jodam: 8:08am On Nov 14, 2012
190-the-clown:



Ok but can i end up with you instead cheesy

SHARRAP there.....OPPORTUNIST!
She is gonna be labelling Naija guys ''bad and terrible'' later.
Where is your counterpart, acidosis?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by jodam: 8:03am On Nov 14, 2012
Oga Seun, pls when will there be opportunities for other professions on NL?
It will be of great honour if ANY project you wanna embark on is first thrown to the house.
Thanks.
Business / Re: Users Of ATM Will No Longer Pay N100 On Withdrawals - CBN by jodam: 10:48pm On Nov 13, 2012
centje: i dnt think so...

Then, be ready for ATM card maintenance charges within a month.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2012
Mynd_44:
More like permanent vacation

D-Exp must be having tough times with her.
Can you manage her better?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 10:42pm On Nov 13, 2012
slimchi2k2: i dnt've any reason to hate anybdy here,but i can list people i cherrish
1,VICKY i dnt no why i like her so much,wish to attend her wedding if she invit me,
2,BIN GBAGBO this guy real fuuny,i always read his thread
3,ONILA trouble girl,but she is funny with her pix
4,190 trouble maker i still dnt no why i like dis guy
5,Mynd_44 i like the way he respond in many thread
6,KILLZ he have alot of ideal and wisdom
MY IGBO ANGELS,BELOVED SISTER I LOVE U ALL
7,ADABEKE12
6,ADAOBI123
7,ADAEZE003
many of them m\f i love u all no reason to hate,we can misunderst ourself ain't wot to hate,either encourage and learn

Is that your list of your favourite NLers
Business / Re: Users Of ATM Will No Longer Pay N100 On Withdrawals - CBN by jodam: 8:09pm On Nov 13, 2012
Some ATM machines are gonna stop working very soon.
That N100 charge is the main reason some of these ATM machines have been working.
Naija banking sector? There must be conditions attached

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2012
Mynd_44:
in my private harlem
Is she on holiday there?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2012
D-Explorer:

My italian potato, baby how far na? cheesy

Where is Dyt?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by jodam: 3:57pm On Nov 13, 2012
190-the-clown:



shocked shocked

[size=4pt]im the only allowed not to like someone [/size] undecided

Im gonna be indebted to you whenever you get into her pant, rather see her pant.
NL NO1 Player!
Phones / Re: Port-Harcourt Student Wins MTN Aeroplane!! by jodam: 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2012
Abagworo: FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!

N64million cannot buy an aeroplane.

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