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Family / Re: Do/Would You Tell Your Kids Your Age? by jodam: 3:02pm On Nov 13, 2012
slimyem: haha!!cheesy
Its not so way back..
Just a few decades ago...
.
I still want to know if and why its important my children know my age though...
And when to tell them too...
Do i just call them all together and tell it or do i leave clues all around and have them figure it out?
Of what use is it to them?

So, you think they wouldn't ask.
''Mummy, I am now 5yrs, how old are you too?''
Romance / Re: Some Ladies Are Not Worth Loving.. by jodam: 10:49am On Nov 13, 2012
190-the-clown:
HAIL - NIGERIAN GIRLS

HAIL!!!!


*ADOLF HILTER STYLE**

Do you worth being loved at all.
Later u r gonna open ur DAMN mouth shouting ''Nigerian girls''
A player doesn't want to be played.
How does that work.
You are the problem, not Nigerian Ladies!
Romance / Re: Why Do Ex's Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," After A Break-up? by jodam: 10:44am On Nov 13, 2012
190-the-clown:
what is up with all these yeye talks of 190' attacking Nigerian girls

isnt that wah u people do!!

we can still remain friends after chopping a dude's money and cheatin on him
ive seen enough cases with dudes around, both on and off line so im here to spread as many messages out there
about this deadly race called NIGERIAN GIRLS


Please this post was directed specially at the nigerian women gender and meant to offend as many of them out there as possible
who ever has a problem with this post should please call our customer care team on 091-kiss-my-arse!!


And the NO 1 player that has fallen victim on different occasions. GULLIBLE!
Sorry, I understand ur pains.
Did they run u dry and down?
saanu!
Romance / Re: Some Ladies Are Not Worth Loving.. by jodam: 11:46pm On Nov 12, 2012
Just as some guys are not worth loving
Romance / Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (7th Edition) by jodam: 11:43pm On Nov 12, 2012
lalaosky: aight, lets do this

shollypopz and abiL: daring,stands up for their rights and when they both collabo, you're in for one hell of ride!!.did i mention they are cute too?..*winks*

itsModella:my "green latern", very intelligent and vast in many aspect of life

mynd_44:ubiquitous.dude can be found in every single thread of romance section and just like sexkillz, he dosen't give a fûck!!

D-explorer: his ability to spice up romance section together with sexkillz is unrivalled

idowuogbo:her razziness turns me on!!

Vivian chinaza:knowledgeable and reserved.rarley looses her temper

carefreewannabe:lovely and daring and has a never say die attitude

crazyman:this dude is good at what he does best; arguement and convincing one to see things his own way.his way with words is amazing

guitarlife:the NL english language proffesor.dude's wriiten english blows me away

ijebabe:her love for celebrity news is out of this world.me likey

breathing:her diary is a joy to read albeit the long epistles

lola.luv:lovely,intelligent and post wonderful posts/advice.i like her
and finally
uj_sizzle:there is no word mentioned in D-x's criterion that can best decribe her.she is all the criteria embedded in one single undescribeable word
Celebrities / Re: Your Thought-what Is Cossy Orjiakor Is Doing Here? by jodam: 11:27pm On Nov 12, 2012
she opened her mouth.
That girl is sexy in there!
Celebrities / Re: Which Of These Twins Will You Date by jodam: 11:24pm On Nov 12, 2012
Rooneyboy: see their belle , y e big like that ?

first thing I noticed
Celebrities / Re: Which Of These Twins Will You Date by jodam: 11:23pm On Nov 12, 2012
Rooneyboy: see their belle , y e big like that ?
Romance / Re: Why Do Ex's Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," After A Break-up? by jodam: 11:12pm On Nov 12, 2012
ItsModella:
And I ask again, how many Nigerian girls have you dated?

Nairaland would have been a better starting point
Family / Re: Do/Would You Tell Your Kids Your Age? by jodam: 11:05pm On Nov 12, 2012
binger: exactly,what am pondering on.why do some parents refuse to tell their lil kids their age??

Some kids could be naughty.
''my father is older than ur father. How old is your father first before I tell you mine?''
Religion / Re: All GO's & Religious Leaders Must Go To Prison — Pastor Tunde Bakare by jodam: 6:58pm On Nov 12, 2012
and who told yah this people have never been to prison!

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Family / Re: Do/Would You Tell Your Kids Your Age? by jodam: 4:32pm On Nov 12, 2012
Why not!
What am I hiding from my kids.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fifteen US States File Petition To Secede From The United States by jodam: 4:20pm On Nov 12, 2012
Im sorry, this post is meant for u then

Blueboy0402:

Jodam or whatever you call yourself, I would have ignored you but I discovered you are having issues with comprehension and I recomend that you go back to elementry school.

For goodness sake there is a difference between calling someone thrash and saying someone's opinion is thrash. Can you point in my comment where I said Mr XYZ is thrash?

If you are suffering from mental docility and can't bring out a superior point to counter the one I earlier raised then you can go and jump into the Atlantic. USA was discovered by mere mortals with flesh and blood QED!

Im really SMH for you!
U couldnt comprehend before spewing jargons composed by your 9yrs old little cousin!
Education / Re: Aluu Killing: UNIPORT Resumes Academic Activities by jodam: 4:07pm On Nov 12, 2012
so, nothing done over that matter. Or still in out Court of Law?
''life continues''
Career / Re: Graduate -why I Left Banking For Dangote Truck Drivers Job - by jodam: 4:01pm On Nov 12, 2012
Of course.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fifteen US States File Petition To Secede From The United States by jodam: 2:43pm On Nov 12, 2012
kopite: Obama has desecrated the spirit of the founding fathers by his too liberalism and pro-islamic rhetorics. how can a leader support gay marriage. why should obama not have respect for the christian values enshrined in the constitiution? america is the only nation in the world where every nationalities can call a second home, but obama disregards the law of the land and keeps projecting his anti-christ agenda. you all cant fool all the people all the time.


Cool down bros.
Easy o!

Was it Pilate or Herod in the Bible. He washed his hands off the death of Jesus when he had to yield to what the people wanted. ''KILL HIM, HE IS NOT OUR KING..........!

Don't blame Obama.
Or can I say, you might not blame Obama before someone comes up to eat me raw on here
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fifteen US States File Petition To Secede From The United States by jodam: 2:35pm On Nov 12, 2012
Blueboy0402:

Jodam or whatever you call yourself, I would have ignored you but I discovered you are having issues with comprehension and I recomend that you go back to elementry school.

For goodness sake there is a difference between calling someone thrash and saying someone's opinion is thrash. Can you point in my comment where I said Mr XYZ is thrash?

If you are suffering from mental docility and can't bring out a superior point to counter the one I earlier raised then you can go and jump into the Atlantic. USA was discovered by mere mortals with flesh and blood QED!


What is the difference between ''other's'' and ''other''?

You owe me an apology.
I will still understand if u wouldn't.
Religion / Re: Why MAGIC In "Nigerian's Got TALENT"? by jodam: 2:31pm On Nov 12, 2012
Logicboy03:

grin grin grin grin


The guy worry oo.....

No be small.....I dey unfollow soon!
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel Being The One Asking All The Question In Chat? by jodam: 2:24pm On Nov 12, 2012
I aint hating buddy.
Religion / Re: Why MAGIC In "Nigerian's Got TALENT"? by jodam: 2:21pm On Nov 12, 2012
Logicboy03: Magic is just tricks.


What has religion got to do with this?


Even on Britains got talent, there was a guy doing magic tricks.




Guy, u still come talk when u see sey that guy dey para for me on top how I educate am.
U better leave matter for Matthew o.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ex's Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," After A Break-up? by jodam: 2:01pm On Nov 12, 2012
lalaosky:

am cool bruv and you?

Im doing also.
Now we have another 190.
Two of them now.
Keeping tab on the upcoming artists!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fifteen US States File Petition To Secede From The United States by jodam: 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2012
Blueboy0402: While I do not pray for the break-up of USA, I find it amusing that some people will come out and say that USA cannot break-up. Is the USA not discovered by mere mortals? Are the founding fathers of USA not made of flesh and blood? Is the USA constitution not written by mere mortals? It is therefore a display of ignorance, self aggradisement and arogance in the highest order that some people will come out and spew thrash from their mouth thinking that the USA is indissolvable.

Do not be deceived the USA is a nation under the sun it is therefore subjected to the forces of nature and the imperfections of man. God bless USA.

And what you just spewed didnt sound like a thrash aight?
You do not call other's thrash in order to make your point.
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by jodam: 12:04pm On Nov 12, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Nigerian gals dis dat, acid! Enough already mehn! U disrespecting ur mother as well ya no? undecided

Badosky to bad gaaan.
LOL.
Educate acid joor.
Romance / Re: What Do I Do Please. by jodam: 12:00pm On Nov 12, 2012
Mynd_44: Are condoms that expensive or unavailable these days?.

OP, as the case now is, you need to make a plan and decide. Do you want to marry her? Do you see your self as her husband and decide fast.
Then you have to call your families down and tell them exactly what happened. There will be backlashes but you did the stuff right? You must be ready to take the consequence.

I will wlso suggest you step down and wait your posts in church at least for the time being as it will set a bad example fir the other youths who might look up to you.

But remember, you have to tell them what happened and fast

One of your good responses on NL so far.
I didnt bother reading the OP. Maybe later.
Romance / Re: I Am Marrying Her Next Week. ... by jodam: 11:58am On Nov 12, 2012
The comedian at it again.
Can u commit suicide?
Tell ne how you are gonna go about it. Dont tell like the akpors born2fuck depicted.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ex's Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," After A Break-up? by jodam: 11:33am On Nov 12, 2012
lalaosky: they say so as not to create animosity with each other especially to the one hurting the most during the break up or the one being dumped.

Imagine a scenenario where a guy/gurl dumps his/her partner amidst the tears of his/her partner for them to work things out.the said person will use those words if he/she is hell bent on quitting the relationship and at the same vein doesn't want to create a wrong impression that they should not talk to each other again cos' of the break up.

wassup buddy?
Romance / Re: Why Do Ex's Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," After A Break-up? by jodam: 11:32am On Nov 12, 2012
lalaosky: they say so as not to create animosity with each other especially to the one hurting the most during the break up or the one being dumped.

Imagine a scenenario where a guy/gurl dumps his/her partner amidst the tears of his/her partner for them to work things out.the said person will use those words if he/she is hell bent on quitting the relationship and at the same vein doesn't want to create a wrong impression that they should not talk to each other again cos' of the break up.

Wassup buddy?
Romance / Re: Why Do Ex's Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," After A Break-up? by jodam: 11:29am On Nov 12, 2012
190-the-clown:
So dey can always run-back incase it doesn't work with their next


Its very common wif Nigerian girls

girls or boys?
No 1 NL player indeed.
NO WONDER. You are really playing them,but mzdarkskin aint Nigerian if I guessed right!

OP, its all about understanding and maturity.
Romance / Re: She spends on him by jodam: 11:11am On Nov 12, 2012
U can go ahead with anything or any plan as soon as the relationship is defined.
The parties involved should collectively conclude
Family / Re: ..... by jodam: 10:58am On Nov 12, 2012
Swthrt, all I can say is understand the temperament of ur husband, and know how to deal with it.
Never argue with him.VERY IMPORTANT!
Somethings are bound to happen during the early days of marriage (this might be one of them)
Maintain your calm, and always do your part in making a good wife, building a good home, and what have you (be prayerful)
I guess, you don't want your marriage to crumble.
God will surely see you through.
Stay blessed!
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by jodam: 10:51am On Nov 12, 2012
another Acidtalk.
Well done
Religion / Re: Pastor Said MouthAction Is Wrong In Marriage by jodam: 10:49am On Nov 12, 2012
Niflheim: Ecdysiasm is the irresistible desire to take off one's clothes in the public.............................titioscopia is sexual arousal from watching a woman breast feed her baby!!!

thanks for the education, but pastor knowing this or not doesn't mean that MouthAction is right.

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