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Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 9:36pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
Wao...where in the SS are you from.

Won ke? I'm clearly leading I'm just waiting for the final results to come out so I can celebrate my victory.

Just guess...

Oga... yhu should know...I don't lose in any competition...not ever...I won't even start now...so just accept defeat so that we can move on peacefully..

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 9:28pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
No...where are you from?

That name sounds alien to me.

Ehn ehn

South south...

I won ABI?

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 9:18pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
Go on na... they're mostly foreign dishes...very few local dishes. Meaning I'm clearly leading this contest.

Can you cook Nsala soup?

Nsala is not my local dish...I can't cook it...

Can yhu cook kirigina and kekefai??

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Rihanna’s ‘Inseparable’ Relationship With A$AP Rocky by Jodha(f): 9:17pm On Dec 19, 2020

walozanga:
LOL.. I don't want human hair, I wan buy that laps on that pic

If yhu don't want hair...yhu can buy watches.. tongue

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 9:12pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
Lol...

I can boil water and make semo/garri, I can boil yam, rice, egg...

I can cook spaghetti, tomato stew, noodles, beans, yam porridge, vegetable soup...

I can fry eggs, plantain, yam...

Your turn

Boil water keh...

Vegetable soup...egusi...okro/ogbonno ...okro ... ogbonno...okazi...kirigina...yam/plantain and pepper... Yam/plantain portage... Yam and egg sauce (my favourite) ... chicken sauce... kekefai...rice and stew ...fried rice...beans..jollof...oil rice...shall I go on..??

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2020

MeekySmudger:
....I don steal dis one to....hahahahahahaaa

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 8:59pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
So what and what can you cook?

I can't start listing them jhoor....yhu go first

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 8:50pm On Dec 19, 2020

MeekySmudger:
...Hahaha hahaha as...the pawpaw pics tho

Yhu guys are stealing my memes too much in this nairaland o...

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 8:49pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
You heard me right...I'm a much better cook than you.

I won't argue o... because I hate stress and cooking is stressful...but if I cook for yhu ...my dear ....yhu won't want to eat another food that's not mine...

Romance › Re: .. by Jodha(f): 8:47pm On Dec 19, 2020

Priam:
Nne, tread carefully.... You're right to be cautious.

I'd advice you visit the MBA Fore.x threads on the Investment section of NL to read up more about these scams

By all means avoid Ponzí schemes, it usually ends in tears.

Kachifo

Thanks I will...I appreciate...

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2020

Nazgul:
I bet you can't cook better than me.

Wetin yhu talk huh

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 8:27pm On Dec 19, 2020

Truvel:
No Be Small Thing Ooo. Even As I Dey Claim Say I Sabi Cook, I Still Dey Get Problem When I Wan Prepare Pap Or Custard. If D Water No Be Excess, Na Koko Go Full Pap Or Custard.

Pap no too hard sha...but yhu see custard....no way....

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 8:26pm On Dec 19, 2020

Camelot65:
The first time I tried preparing custard Na water I make with seeds inside

Especially daily custard...that one hard die..

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Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 7:00pm On Dec 19, 2020

Truvel:
If Person Wey Sabi Prepare Ogbono & Okra Soup Prepare Am 4 U, U Go Like Am.

That's what I wanted to tell him....the okra and ogbonna that I prepared for my mom the last time... she has been begging to cook it again...

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2020

Truvel:
Dat's Good. Me Na My Dad Nai Teach Me How To Cook Oo. B4 Ehn, Even To Make Pap Na War. I'm Just Glad Dat I Learnt Well 4rm Him.

My dad taught me too... Omoh till today pap nah war for me o... especially custard .. I'll do and throwaway like two times before getting it right ....and yet small seed go still dey...

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 6:56pm On Dec 19, 2020

MeekySmudger:
...forget am..jhooor....the first time I cook jollof rice was in school..all my neighbor came and tasted it..they were like damn.....very sweet...my head wan burst dat

Omoh ...it feels good when people love what yhu cook...

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2020

Truvel:
Anybody Wey Taste My Food Dey Tell Him Neighbour D Story.

Tell him neighbor story of how dem manage the food...but my own... anybody wey taste my food go beg me to cook again..

Romance › Re: ? by Jodha(f): 6:30pm On Dec 19, 2020

Cut her off completely...if she has a problem in her marriage...she should seek the help of a marriage counselor...

Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 6:16pm On Dec 19, 2020

Truvel:
I Cook Pass U Ooo. If Na Lie, Ask Me Wetin I Fit Cook, Make I Ask U Wetin U Fit Cook. Make We See Who Go Win.

Lmao... I don't like cooking o ..to cook dey tire me...but if I cook for yhu ehn...leave am..
It's not a matter of Wetin yhu Sabi cook or not ...is the food sweet?

Celebrities › Re: ”I Don Commot My Hand For Anything Wey Concern Nigeria” – Man Celebrates by Jodha(f): 5:49pm On Dec 19, 2020

Yesso ... leaving this country is an achievement....

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Rihanna’s ‘Inseparable’ Relationship With A$AP Rocky by Jodha(f): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2020*

Don jazzy just dey catch cruise....but on a serious note...a man of his calibre should not be single...

I sell really affordable quality human hair and human hair blend weaves and wigs....and also hair care products..

I also sell male and female wrist watches and bracelets...

Please send a Whatsapp message to any of the numbers on my DM... I'm always happy to take orders..

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Celebrities › Re: "Tems Is So So Fire" – Chris Brown Admires Nigerian Singer, Tems by Jodha(f): 5:45pm On Dec 19, 2020*

That Tems girl is truly fire.... she's really talented...and she has her own sound...she doesn't force it....
If she's consistent she'll really go far....same with Omah Lay...

Please I sell quality human hair and human hair blend weaves and wigs....with hair care products at affordable prices...

I also sell quality wrist watches for both male and female... kindly send a message to any of the numbers on my signature...

Biko support my hussle cry

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Romance › Re: Lady Tells Freddie Leonard To Come And Marry Her, Check Out His Response by Jodha(f): 5:42pm On Dec 19, 2020

So this one come be news ...

Fashion › Re: The Truth Behind Wearing Of Waist Beads By Women (Photos) by Jodha(f): 5:40pm On Dec 19, 2020

Waist beads are so sexy...

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Romance › Re: Select Your Spec by Jodha(f): 5:39pm On Dec 19, 2020

Romance › Re: People Said I Look Like Brazilian Star Neymar Jr(photos) by Jodha(f): 5:36pm On Dec 19, 2020

donbachi:
U look like the biblical naaman.

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Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by Jodha(f): 5:34pm On Dec 19, 2020

See them ....they cannot cook...

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Romance › Re: I Suffer From Social Anxiety by Jodha(f): 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2020

Bitcoinking2020:
already dealth with it, it's just I wasn't in the mood today and so I created a thread about it. tomorrow I might be in their mood and I wouldn't care....its just they are always in the mood to stare lol

I'mhonestly irritated by that character...I think it's really rude no matter the motive....

There's one girl I dislike because of that attitude....I don't know her and she doesn't know me...but she'll look at me as if I have issues with her....
On a very good day... I'll confront her...

Romance › Re: She Want Us To Have Time Table For Sex. I'm Fade Up. by Jodha(f): 4:53pm On Dec 19, 2020

Why are yhu guys having sex when y'all are not married yet..

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Romance › Re: I Suffer From Social Anxiety by Jodha(f): 4:52pm On Dec 19, 2020

It's normal there's nothing to feel weird about... I'm not really an introvert....but being out in the open drains my energy...and I feel irritated... that's why yhure likely to see me frowning seriously on the road...

The stare too is normal...some people are just like that... before when people look at me so much .. I'll frown so hard that yhull be forced to face yhur front...but I later realised that those stares are usually out of admiration for either my looks...my height ...my hair or something...so now I smile instead...but it's depending on my mood o...if I'm in a bad mood idc whether yhure admiring me or not... I'll frown so hard yhu wouldn't summon the courage to talk to me...

So it's normal dear...just try and deal with it..

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Romance › Re: .. by Jodha(f): 4:27pm On Dec 19, 2020

Starz825:
come and invest and save yourself some days off stress...
check my signature and chat me up

Omoh I have trust issues with most of these investment platforms...any time I put my money nai dem dey crash..

Celebrities › Re: Joselyn Cano Dies After Botched Butt-Lift Surgery (Pix) by Jodha(f): 4:25pm On Dec 19, 2020

Greatzeus:
What maker are these watches and price range? I need one before 24th

I will send yhu a pm now sir...but please kindly send a Whatsapp message to any of the numbers on my signature...so I'll send the watches and the samples..

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