₦airaland Forum

If dem call u 'boy', u call them 'small girls', but e b like say dem dey give u green light, no dullin, follow up sharp sharp. Show those small girls say u, na old boys association.

O boi use ur head ooo
Most Women age faster than men except una hold pepper wella for high maintenance.
Secondly most women's sex drive depreciates with time, while that of men remains constant even some times increases.
U also hv to ask if she will be submissive. because once a woman in a home feels that she is ur equal, she automatically ur superior.
Ur lucky its only 2yrs, but u 4 look b4 u leap.

I hope this bill does not contain excess loopholes, clauses and potholes, because anything that has to do with oil, those overfed CABAL members will get their over paid lawyers(SAN) to doctor a hollow bill n send it to NASS.
God help Nigeria, a country full of smokes n mirrors.

Most Women are the most confused creatures on earth, they are too insecure, dem don turn their face to canvass. Most of them don't like how God created them.....Rubbish bunch of plastic human being. Fine gal go shave eyebrow come resemble mamiwater, wowo gal go shave too resemble come witch. Wahala dey oooo

My girl has made me proud....congrates

Women definetly have the upper hand with anything that has to do with meet customers, such as front desk, marketing, secretary, human resource and administration....(Dis one na only 4 fine gals, wo wo gals no join, unless they r endowed) But when it comes to rugged jobs dat needs serious calculations like, engineering, or politics, women dey beg 4 30%

Dis Government na chop chop government oooo, everybody go just chop n clean mouth like say nothing dey happen.....d more u look d less u see , d more u hear/read d less u understand. Dis is a SMOKE & MIRRORS government. One thing is certain "You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." Nigerians are getting wiser.One day bushmeat go catch d hunter .

All these dishonourable legislooters...u can't handle Business mogul OteDOLLAR(the Kingpin), u want to summon GEJ( the GodSon) and Baba Iyabo (the Godfather) na only to dey summon ppl way wise pass u una sabi!!! Bunch of common thieves and armed robbers.
"I dey LAUGH ooo, I'm not hungry like u ppl, n I don't give a DAMN"

All these oyinbo sef, u ppl r lookin for god particle abi!!!, na devil particle una go find, by dat time 'had I known' na wetin u go dey talk.

All these Gay ppl r all mentally disturbed n possessed.
If their parents where gay, do they think they would exist.
I don't know What is the world turning into? Sometimes I dey support all these Arabs n Islamist 4 dis matter....all thes so called developed nations n westernization sef get as e b sometimes.

U shld be happy, all these ladies sef, every time 'I neva chop, I neva chop' 90% of dem na parasite. If na marriage ur loking for, shine ur eyes well well, but if u just wan enter d place, it is nt a bad thing to help d less previlage n help ur self 2

1. ask urself, can u stay 3weeks all by urself without cheating? (mk she no blame u if something happen)
2. Does ur wife trust u enough, dat u will not to cheat 4 3week while ur home alone?(abi d woman feel say u no get swag or u be wood)
3. how much do u trust ur wife? (even Jesus was tempted 3 times)
4. if ur wife was onshore don't u think she will be on night shift sometimes?(Doctors left, Engineers right wahala dey 4 u ooo)
in short weigh ur options put it into prayer and deside.
Personally woman dat put their careers ahead of their marriage usually end up wit a lot of difficulties.(women are the back bone of any marriage/family without the backbone the head/body is will fall apart)

Guy: How did it feel when u fell?
Gal:wat?
Guy: wen u feel from heaven, because u must be an angel.

[b][/b]SW and Core North alone can Neva bring a winning ticket. The opposition seem to underestimate the importance of the middlebelt and SE. A reasonable winning ticket will be a combination of competent YOUNG canidates from the SE as president and the Middlebelt as President( or vice verse), but the Born to rule mentality has become cancerous. Besides that everbody is targeting oil blocks.(The Gift n The Curse)

Hi, excuse me sister. I couldn't help myself but notice U, I really luv ur outfit n d way u carry urself with style n class. My name is joe....

"You don't pay a hoe to stay, you pay her to leave"....as for "my babe" if she is a student, i may consider, but if she is working she should be considerate.