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Nairaland / General / Re: At What Age Should A Boy Be Called A Man? by JoeBatters: 11:11pm On Jul 12, 2012
If dem call u 'boy', u call them 'small girls', but e b like say dem dey give u green light, no dullin, follow up sharp sharp. Show those small girls say u, na old boys association. grin
Romance / Re: Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older by JoeBatters: 10:50pm On Jul 12, 2012
O boi use ur head ooo
Most Women age faster than men except una hold pepper wella for high maintenance.
Secondly most women's sex drive depreciates with time, while that of men remains constant even some times increases.
U also hv to ask if she will be submissive. because once a woman in a home feels that she is ur equal, she automatically ur superior.
Ur lucky its only 2yrs, but u 4 look b4 u leap.
Politics / Re: Petroleum Industry Bill: FEC Approves Bill, Sends To NASS by JoeBatters: 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2012
I hope this bill does not contain excess loopholes, clauses and potholes, because anything that has to do with oil, those overfed CABAL members will get their over paid lawyers(SAN) to doctor a hollow bill n send it to NASS.
God help Nigeria, a country full of smokes n mirrors.
Fashion / Re: Reason Why Women Shave Off Their Eyebrow..and Draw Them Back On by JoeBatters: 7:16pm On Jul 07, 2012
Most Women are the most confused creatures on earth, they are too insecure, dem don turn their face to canvass. Most of them don't like how God created them.....Rubbish bunch of plastic human being. Fine gal go shave eyebrow come resemble mamiwater, wowo gal go shave too resemble come witch. Wahala dey oooo
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Wins Fifth Wimbledon Singles Title by JoeBatters: 6:46pm On Jul 07, 2012
My girl has made me proud....congrates
NYSC / Re: Why Do Females Get Job Faster Than The Males After NYSC? by JoeBatters: 6:38pm On Jul 07, 2012
Women definetly have the upper hand with anything that has to do with meet customers, such as front desk, marketing, secretary, human resource and administration....(Dis one na only 4 fine gals, wo wo gals no join, unless they r endowed) But when it comes to rugged jobs dat needs serious calculations like, engineering, or politics, women dey beg 4 30% grin
Politics / Re: 120 Days After, Ribadu Committee's Report Not Ready by JoeBatters: 9:02pm On Jul 06, 2012
Dis Government na chop chop government oooo, everybody go just chop n clean mouth like say nothing dey happen.....d more u look d less u see shocked, d more u hear/read d less u understand. Dis is a SMOKE & MIRRORS government. One thing is certain "You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." Nigerians are getting wiser.One day bushmeat go catch d hunter . grin
Politics / Re: Otedola Is Silly & Misguided For Not Talking To House Committee – Committee by JoeBatters: 9:51pm On Jul 04, 2012
All these dishonourable legislooters...u can't handle Business mogul OteDOLLAR(the Kingpin), u want to summon GEJ( the GodSon) and Baba Iyabo (the Godfather) na only to dey summon ppl way wise pass u una sabi!!! Bunch of common thieves and armed robbers.
"I dey LAUGH ooo, I'm not hungry like u ppl, n I don't give a DAMN" grin
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Find "God" Particle! by JoeBatters: 9:26pm On Jul 02, 2012
All these oyinbo sef, u ppl r lookin for god particle abi!!!, na devil particle una go find, by dat time 'had I known' na wetin u go dey talk. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by JoeBatters: 8:54pm On Jul 02, 2012
All these Gay ppl r all mentally disturbed n possessed.
If their parents where gay, do they think they would exist.
I don't know What is the world turning into? Sometimes I dey support all these Arabs n Islamist 4 dis matter....all thes so called developed nations n westernization sef get as e b sometimes.
Romance / Re: She Deleted Me Cause I Refused To Send Her Airtime by JoeBatters: 10:25am On Jun 30, 2012
U shld be happy, all these ladies sef, every time 'I neva chop, I neva chop' 90% of dem na parasite. If na marriage ur loking for, shine ur eyes well well, but if u just wan enter d place, it is nt a bad thing to help d less previlage n help ur self 2 grin
Family / Re: HELP S.O.S- My Wife's New Job by JoeBatters: 6:16pm On Jun 29, 2012
1. ask urself, can u stay 3weeks all by urself without cheating? (mk she no blame u if something happen)
2. Does ur wife trust u enough, dat u will not to cheat 4 3week while ur home alone?(abi d woman feel say u no get swag or u be wood)
3. how much do u trust ur wife? (even Jesus was tempted 3 times)
4. if ur wife was onshore don't u think she will be on night shift sometimes?(Doctors left, Engineers right wahala dey 4 u ooo)
in short weigh ur options put it into prayer and deside.
Personally woman dat put their careers ahead of their marriage usually end up wit a lot of difficulties.(women are the back bone of any marriage/family without the backbone the head/body is will fall apart)
Romance / Re: Drop A Flirty Line by JoeBatters: 12:44am On Jun 27, 2012
Guy: How did it feel when u fell?
Gal:wat?
Guy: wen u feel from heaven, because u must be an angel.
Politics / Re: NORTH Vs GEJ: Ex-Generals, Tinubu, Others Plot Against GEJ by JoeBatters: 9:53pm On Jun 26, 2012
[b][/b]SW and Core North alone can Neva bring a winning ticket. The opposition seem to underestimate the importance of the middlebelt and SE. A reasonable winning ticket will be a combination of competent YOUNG canidates from the SE as president and the Middlebelt as President( or vice verse), but the Born to rule mentality has become cancerous. Besides that everbody is targeting oil blocks.(The Gift n The Curse)
Romance / Re: Drop A Flirty Line by JoeBatters: 9:04pm On Jun 26, 2012
Hi, excuse me sister. I couldn't help myself but notice U, I really luv ur outfit n d way u carry urself with style n class. My name is joe....
Romance / Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by JoeBatters: 10:10am On Jun 26, 2012
"You don't pay a hoe to stay, you pay her to leave"....as for "my babe" if she is a student, i may consider, but if she is working she should be considerate.

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