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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by JoeBatters: 2:32pm On May 04, 2013
Mehn, d test b like olympic sprint, speed n accuracy was d name of d game b4 u know anytin, Mister Man just threaten us wit 4 mins remining. But we still give God all d Glory regardless of d outcom. grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Some Really Cool Optical Illusions by JoeBatters: 7:31pm On Apr 20, 2013
The necker cube

Food / Re: Some Have Food But Cannot Eat VS. Some Can Eat But Have No Food? by JoeBatters: 11:42pm On Apr 10, 2013
Both Conditions r nt gud @ all.
Assuming A and B both die of hunger. Mr A has food n still dies of hunger n Mr
B doesn't hv food n dies of hunger. I believe Mr A is by far d worse loser.

BUT thnk GOD we hv food n we can eat, so Glory b to GOD.
Romance / Re: Can You Carry Your Wife's Or Girlfriend's Hand Bag by JoeBatters: 9:18pm On Mar 06, 2013
There was once a man dat complained about nt hvin shoes until he saw a man wit no legs.....if a gal complains about carrying her own handbag(i.e wen d load is nt much) I'll show her sum1 dat has no hands.

All dis kind romance BS is overrated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by JoeBatters: 10:11pm On Mar 05, 2013
WAHALA DEY. OOOOO
2-1 CR7
Fu..ck u ref
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Batch Of Dangote Truck Drivers To Graduate In January 2013 by JoeBatters: 10:17pm On Nov 27, 2012
As much as I believe dat there is dignity in labor.Any of those graduates/masters/PHD Drivers who has seen dis driving job as escape from poverty or a career path probably cannot defend his certificate or has no ambition.I will congratulate d truckers n d same time advice dem to still seek for a more solid career path or save moni 2 start their own business because u hv 2 ask urself "do I want to be driving a truck for d nx 20 years?".
Just my 2 kobos...God Bless Nigeria
Crime / Re: Serial Billionaire ‘Fraudster’ Remanded In Prison by JoeBatters: 9:43pm On Nov 27, 2012
This man with 3 different Nigerian passports,I won't b surprised if he has dual citizenship. This guy is very slippery, African James Bond. A dull person can neva think like dat...if dem give am chance na 2 change face remain. grin
Religion / Re: What Type Of girls will You Approve Your Sons To Marry by JoeBatters: 9:34pm On Nov 27, 2012
There is good n evil in every woman, it depends on the ability young man 2 bring out the good in his woman.....I can only advice him n nothin more, because d choice is his 2 mk, I hv already made my own choice.
Food / Re: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by JoeBatters: 7:36pm On Nov 16, 2012
I hv a very powerful acid in my stomach, it will desolve anytin.I can eat anytin edible. grin
Politics / Re: Who Is Capable Of Leading Nigeria Now?: Your Opinion by JoeBatters: 8:41pm On Nov 05, 2012
Its pointless, if wishes were horses den beggars wld ride. No one man alone can reform Nigeria, We r dealing with a systematic problem. I suggest power, b decongested from d centre n be transfered to d state n LG level. True Federalism is wat we need but a Confederation is anoda option.
Just my 2 kobos.

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Romance / Re: Do You Think It's Easier Being A Male Or Female? by JoeBatters: 10:56pm On Nov 04, 2012
Being a Man is d Greatest...but I must say, dat most pretty ladies just get tinz just handed to dem tru out their peak period. grin

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Describe Your Present Job With One Word by JoeBatters: 2:45am On Nov 04, 2012
AMBITIOUS
Family / Re: Does Your Family Eat Together With Housemaid by JoeBatters: 2:29am On Nov 04, 2012
Everybody is born equal, but sum r more equal dan others....life's a bitch but I still dig her.
Politics / Re: Mansion Built For Minister Of Niger-Delta In Abuja (Pictures) - SaharaReporters by JoeBatters: 2:26am On Nov 04, 2012
Bleep SaharaReporters n their Bullshit.
Crime / Re: Four Armed Robbers Caught And Burnt Alive In Mushin, Lagos (Picture) by JoeBatters: 2:15am On Nov 04, 2012
ALUU 4 na wash...if u thief n dem catch u, any tin u see, u go collect. RI Pieces to armed robbers.
Celebrities / Re: Actor Pete Eneh Loses Leg To Infection by JoeBatters: 8:47pm On Nov 01, 2012
If d story is tru, den its a sad one. But Mr pete can always get a prosthetic Limb.... Or if d resources r available a Bionic(robotic) limb n turn 2 a cyborgs grin
Phones / Re: How Often Do You Restart Your Blackberry? by JoeBatters: 10:57am On Oct 30, 2012
I don't hv such issues wit my bb.
I think d problem shld be the number of apps which r running(open) @ d same time.
Try closing d apps wen exiting it this can help to conserve power in d battery.
Also if u hv a small RAM try n reduce d number of apps on ur phone.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Best Of Halloween Pictures by JoeBatters: 9:57pm On Oct 29, 2012
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he does not exist".......
"An even greater trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that God does not exist"...... FEAR GOD
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Lady That Propose Marriage to you ? by JoeBatters: 7:53pm On Oct 29, 2012
He who finds(To come upon or discover by searching or making an effort) a wife finds a good thing. And obtains favor from the LORD.Proverbs 18:22.
D bible is against it.
Our culture is Against it.
It is nt Normal or Natural.(Tk a q 4rm nature)
It is a sign of desperation.
Pls we shld stop dis importation of dez negative western ideologies.
If ladies r nt married wen they r in their prime, they need to look inward n re-evaluate themselves.
P.S "An unexamined life is nt worth livin" Socrates
Celebrities / Re: Pictures and Video From Flavour's Night Club Launch In Enugu by JoeBatters: 3:00pm On Oct 27, 2012
042 always on point.

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Religion / Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by JoeBatters: 10:03pm On Oct 26, 2012
King Solomon, D wealthest wisest playboy dat ever walked d face of d earth.(Slaughter 1000 fat animals mk Baba God ask *who b dis guy*, build a powerful temple 4 d Baba God, nack 1000 punnie akpako, after I go cum talk "now dat I hv tried everytin all is vanity".grin
Career / Re: How Do You Handle Envy From Co-workers Or Colleagues? by JoeBatters: 9:35am On Oct 26, 2012
..."Bring ur friends close n ur enemies closer"....
..."don't ever hate ur enemy, it clouds ur judgement".....Don Micheal Corleone
Music/Radio / Re: Sade Or Adele: Whose Music Do You Prefer? by JoeBatters: 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2012
Its like comparing a Legendary ICON to a rising star, an O.G to a novice,a field marshal to a recruite, a professor emeritus 2 a gud 100L student, a shrub to a rain forest, a breeze to a C6 tornado, a drizzle to a 5.0 hurricane, a swimming pool to an Ocean..*i can go on n on* grin Bob marley 2 shaggy, Tupac 2 rick ross, Fela 2 Labaja, Micheal Jackson 2 Chris brown..Sade has influenced numerous artist(includin Adele). Once Adele can stand the ULTIMATE TEST of TIME den u can start comparing.

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Politics / Re: Mimiko Wins Ondo Gubernatorial Poll by JoeBatters: 12:12pm On Oct 21, 2012
Anybody that try's 2 shake "THE IROKO", will only succeed in Shaking himself....Power 2 d ppl.
Phones / Re: Be Nice To Your Sad Friends With Blackberries By Sam Biddle by JoeBatters: 10:14am On Oct 21, 2012
Jenams: Ūя̅ ignorance is @ its peak! Hence, Ūя̅ level of reasonin becomes abysmally poor! Here is wat i do wit my BB 1.24hours bbm, 2.24 hours instant email services, 3. 24hours facebook, twitter,badoo,2go,watsapp services, my firstbank mobile bankin software runs on my BIS too! & here comes †ЂΞ bangg! 24 hours unlimited internet connectivity for my PC wit xtra #500 for vpn premium. u need τ̅o pay ♍ε for dis lecture u mor.on

Ow do u get unlimited internet connectivity on ur PC wit vpn premium.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Is Shocked By Oliver Twist's Success by JoeBatters: 2:49pm On Aug 12, 2012
It's very obvious, the beat helped the song, because the lyrics had no substance...also the online contest helped a little.
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by JoeBatters: 12:33pm On Aug 05, 2012
earthgreeners:

it is very compulsory to use the letter of support for application pdf form to apply, you can send the recommendation letter as a back up.......... do u have a potential supervisor, it doesnt matter anyway....

Thank you for ur timely response. I don't have a potential supervisor yet. I would really prefer a research based masters program (Msc) to a course based masters program(MEng),in the manufacturing Engineering(Automation n control 2 b exact).
Could u tell me wat steps I should take in getting a supervisor? I heard that its really difficult to get a supervisor, or should I just go for a course based masters program and save myself the stress. I hv a BEng Hons in Production Engineering with a CGPA of 4.206/5.0, I hv sum experience in the manufacturing sector n I'm currently working in th R&grin dept of an Eng coy. I need ur advice.
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by JoeBatters: 12:16am On Aug 05, 2012
God Bless Everyone in this honourable House, every info here has been invaluable. I'm about to commense my application for an MEng program in mechnical and manufacturing Engineering at university of manitoba (2013 summer/july resumption). I need to know if I can use a recommendation letter straight from my university i.e with my uni's letter headed paper or I hv 2 use the recommendation form from umanitoda's website. I need to know if it makes any difference.
A timely response will be greatly appreciated.
Romance / Re: Dating A Broke Man by JoeBatters: 10:39pm On Jul 26, 2012
"... She say love is for free, just expensive to shop...." Ricky Rozay cool
Politics / Re: Fashola Approved N40M For Fela Museum by JoeBatters: 3:39pm On Jul 20, 2012
Billyonaire: Any place for marijuana lovers there ? Thanks to Fashola, once upon a time, there was Fela.
The Coffee shop
Gaming / Re: Taiwanese Teen Dies After Playing Diablo III For 40-hours by JoeBatters: 3:29pm On Jul 20, 2012
Don't these games have an option for saving your progress.
Sports / Re: What's Your Weekend Like Now Without Football by JoeBatters: 4:44pm On Jul 15, 2012
It hasn't been dat bad , thank God for the grand slams, euros and upcoming olympics....Beer n ladies.

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