RTID:
10 THINGS TO RESIST AS AN ADULT.

(No. 9 is very important.)

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1. Resist the urge to touch your face/eyes after adding pepper to food, when cooking. The urge is usually strong. Na that time e go be like say something dey scratch you for eyes. Avoid it.

2. Resist the urge of calling your mom by her first name when you both are having an argument.

3. Resist the urge of thinking everyone with massive following or engagements on Facebook/social media is well to do or has money. Most of una FB celebrity are broke-hass.

4. Resist the urge to toast me in the DM. I don get babe already. I no get extra space for funnication.

5. Resist the urge to be a MANCHESTER UNITED supporter. E be like suffer no dey tire you.

6. Resist the urge of comparing Asake with Burna Boy. Na small thing dey make some of us vex. Odogwu no be anybody mate.

7. Resist the urge to pee on your body while taking your bath. Stop it.

8. Resist the urge to snap my crush with a fairly used phone from computer village. Abeg, no let my crush begin worwor for my face when you post the pictures.

9. Resist the urge to not register and partake in the forthcoming MR. & MRS. YOROCHI. You might be the next Helen or Paris. Plenty things dey to win o. And registration na free.

10. Resist the urge to not engage on this post. Haba! Try dash me small reactions and enter my DM make you dash me money.

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I be man u fans . Man u already have a successful season the first English club to win trophy in 2023

LP=Loser party

Beremx:
They asked if they were Yorubas. After confirming they were Yoruba, the thugs still asked who they will vote for.
Most Yorubas will vote for GRV

stop saying most Yoruba speak for yourself

JudasNaKarrot:
Then, Ogun kill you and your family.

childish display SMH

YorubaSamurai:
fire disaster will claim your family's life

😂😂😂 untop this election nawa ooo

Massiveglory:
All hands must be on deck to ensure the authentic winner of the presidential election get their mandate back.

A presidency of Mr.bola tinubu will turn Nigeria to somalia.
A presidency of Bola tinubu will destroy the fabrics of the green white green.
A presidency of Bola tinubu is an end to democracy in Nigeria.

The new Nigeria is upon us. The agents of darkness cannot stop it

Shut up . I don't know y Nigerian love cursing it's country stop this nonsense. At least pray for your country .

lhordspy:
I will never leave a competent Sanwo olu to vote an amateur ch!nedu Grv.

They told us Tinubu is sick. Is sanwolu also sick? . is he also a druglord? , is he also on muslim-muslim ticket? , is he also saying balablu?, maybe he also cant hold a cup of coffee.

To all the yorubas who were brainwashed and sold the voting competence/New Nigeria bullcraps just to sell out our land. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the betrayal of our brothers/sisters.

bro your Brain dey work well nice write up

Fahdiga:
Our president.

your president point of corrections

makavalley:


Suffer don finish dis one 😅😅😅 you don chop like this so

since this one wey never chop dey ask if I don chop I for tell u to drop account make I wire u money but omo d way u talk it's irritating

makavalley:


mugu because you dey benefit from the government if you see thuggery, misbehaviors, bandits, killings you no go talk ..mumu poor man. once una see eat today, una go forget una tomorrow and future, the people wey you dey carry their matter for head check if their children dey here dey type rubbish or dem suffer like you dey suffer ..poor man na im dey fess open mouth waaaa call e fellow man wey e nor know from Adam poor man

I can see you are the poor man here for you to write a whole essay indeed, you are suffering bro

Asgard13:
Nigerians must not let the Yoruba propaganda chief imp .. to lower their moral..

Already they’re employing all manner of taunt and gibberish to demoralized and deter you all from accepting the illegality

We wait for the Supreme Court

Northern Nigeria is not happy.. no celebration even among the Muslim communities from core northwestern state talk more of Bornu.. even with the huge funds release


We must continue to let the thief and his supporters understand the fact that Nigerians are smarter than imps and fools ..

Is a southern call..

If you let the intimidation stand .. you all have lost..

Nigeria failed


Tinubu must return that certificate.. he will

Make the Supreme Court jonze .. then we help them explain ..

Meanwhile we wait ..

Northern Nigeria is waiting


Hopefully by then .. the thief will be in government .. but the masses in charge and in power ..


Nigeria must resist their illegality..

since you're good at essay writing y don't u applied for teaching jobs cause all I see here is you suffering.

magzey:

But Can they ?

they can't 😂

maleekberry:
Master rigger

make I bring 10 buckets I need your cry to full it

Many people hate this man that y he's a winner people don't love winner but they all love losers

Jennyclay:
I don't know why yoruba men are so evil

chigozie don turn Yoruba name foolish child

Dat non of my business LP should stay away from SW region

valentineuwakwe:
why come in numbers or group....if you be man and you get strength, then come my polling unit come stop me or talk this rubbish....if you know see your ancestors today, then all my training na waste!

shut up no come here to dey form na one Punch go land you to hospital 😂😂😂

Antoeni:
Gbadebo Rhodes Vivour Should Just be Declared Governor Elect

of Abia state right?

makavalley:
Anybody who see's this thuggery, misbehaviors and threat and says it's not bad because you benefit from it, you benefit from the present government , you're getting favor from the people in power may it not be well with you , your family and generation .

shut d hell na me tell u not to benefit from ham .abi na me tell u not to have connections.poor people mentality 😂😂😂

All I know is gbadebo wey be chinedu will not win this election

Put chinedu which one be d package name called gbadebo 😂😂😂

lhordspy:


This thread is all about enlightening you. But just look at you. You didnt even bother reading before dropping thrash. How can one educate someone who dont read?

In what way can i cure you of this ignorance now?

Bro you can't cure it. it's will spread to the extent of killing himself

Lazy Nigeria youth you're only active on the bed whereas you aren't active in the society

Na dem oluebube ndi AMAKA useless tribe disgracing Nigeria image

obi4eze:


Become President first let's see. It's not by rigging election.

Go and find something meaningful to do with your life 😂😂😂😂

IGoComotYaTeeth:
Sorry to tell you but GRV will be the governor of Lagos state, know this and know peace

Una go burn Igbo market places tire.

nope most people voted Peter obi because of the Muslim-muslim ticket but this governorship is different bro LP will not see 25% not to talk of 40 %

Nwodosis:

Is it not the process that brought the outcome? Obi is an intelligent man, counting one before two which your types failed to understand.

ok if the process is still correct does that change the outcome?

But your followers are challenging the outcome hahaha 😂😂😂 confused set of people

All this rigging stuff will be cleared if Tinubu clear his name obi and his thug can keep wailing

FalseProphet1:
Everybody knows that the election was massively rigged. I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate form APC.

This I have seen.

if you don't have prove stop saying this if not that Nigeria allow all this thing in some countries you will be arrested for saying this .📌

hslbroker2:
Amen

This is what I expect Nigerian to be saying but they are busy criticizing jobless people many for this Nigeria