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Sports / Re: Pele's Funeral To Be Held At Santos Stadium On January 2nd & 3rd by Joebayo217: 12:03pm On Dec 30, 2022
Pendu fans and pessi fans no get sense at all una carry ur stupidity and argument come this thread nonsense human beings angry

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Officially Sign Striker David Datro Fofana From Molde by Joebayo217: 3:07pm On Dec 29, 2022
unclejb2:
Nigerians have signed Peter Obi as their next president. He would be completing his medicals in February and would be officially unveiled by May 29 2023.
not confirmed bro negotiations still ongoing Nigeria might sign him next year but they haven't sign him now
Romance / Re: Why Boys Don't Date Fat Girls by Joebayo217: 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2022
Imagine oo fat girls wey never give birth imagine if she con give birth her size and weight go increase person wey marry her self go become ashamed grin

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Romance / Re: Why Boys Don't Date Fat Girls by Joebayo217: 1:08pm On Dec 29, 2022
siofra:
Boys don't date fat girls, real men do.
Real men don't date disgusting being (Fat girl) you are a girl you can't choose what a man can like sad

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Joebayo217: 7:23am On Dec 29, 2022
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 9:33pm On Dec 28, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Ronaldo fans it’s not over yet

You guys might think we have forgotten all your atrocities because the epl just resumed ,naaaa
baba go concentrate on La Liga and get ready for Europa league grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 9:32pm On Dec 28, 2022
Jokerman:
Gakpo will be a hit at Liverpool.... I hope we don't regret not signing him up....
we said that when Darwin was bought grin
Crime / Re: 31-Year-Old Suspect Recounts How He Murdered His Abuja-Based Girlfriend (Pics) by Joebayo217: 7:15pm On Dec 28, 2022
When they will tell some girls that they should date good guys they will reply u dat bad guys pay off LoL see where d girl life ends

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Webmasters / Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by Joebayo217: 7:01pm On Dec 28, 2022
God1000:
Mark Zuckerberg knows better

He owns WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram, I want to be like him.
drop out from sch undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tiktok Banned On ALL US Reps-issued Mobile Devices by Joebayo217: 6:18pm On Dec 28, 2022
ZombieSlayer1:

The funny thing is that tiktok doesn't allow nudity on the app so I don't know where you're getting this one from. Even some words and content containing blood isn't allowed, they usually take down videos containing such. Unless you're using a special type of tiktok. Oya talk true, shee na pornhub app you dey refer to? wink
Confess, I won't tell anybody grin
grin grin shey another TikTok dey again apart from d one I know which is what everyone knows just download TikTok the first thing i see is some useless Nigeria girls twerking TikTok needs to be banned in Nigeria the next president should do dat ASAP
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tiktok Banned On ALL US Reps-issued Mobile Devices by Joebayo217: 6:06pm On Dec 28, 2022
ZombieSlayer1:

Tiktok algorithm shows you videos based on the type of videos you watch. Mine, for example, shows me more of content relating to wildlife, family guy tv show and rick & morty tv show because those are the content i usually like on the app.
If yours show you more of pornlike content, you need to check youself tongue
TikTok na porn site just opened it it no be twerking u go first see before u wan search wetin u wan watch grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 3:46pm On Dec 28, 2022
Ellexy:
[Laurie Whitwell]

#MUFC declined to go for Cody Gakpo due to finances. Had been weighing up money for a bid but decision now made only loans in Jan are affordable. First time Erik ten Hag’s favoured front four have played at least a half together. He’s hoping for more.

Let’s blame ETH.

https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1608018249756598273?t=ReAQO8-NHvjhpZwEixQslw&s=19
blame which ETH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2022
Maguire should not start man u match again very useless player great performance from casemiro, Antony losing confidence,Bruno poor decisions making , Rashford once again good performance, malacia poor decisions making also ,shaw very comfortable same as varane, martial needs to get the finishing right though he scored, eriksen tried also ,garnacho great movement, elanga will perform if he joins 100m race with junior boys,at least VDB no ghost today see as pastor Fred share d grace

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Joebayo217: 9:28pm On Dec 26, 2022
Goal west ham
Sports / Re: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by Joebayo217: 9:22pm On Dec 26, 2022
Utanisco:
MINI GOAT


Lets check it out

Like for MESSI
Share for RONALDO

you're starve of like and shares grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Joebayo217: 8:47pm On Dec 26, 2022
Kentuforchrist:


I get confidence say we go dust off man-u but the rest three Omor na on God
LoL grin you think say na ole dey there no matter how arsenal take play ten hag go still beat ham
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 8:34pm On Dec 26, 2022
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Crime / Re: 7-year-old Girl Manifests Signs Of Mental Illness After Rape By Two Suspects by Joebayo217: 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2022
Amaka again foolish set of people raping innocent girl
Sports / Re: Why Does Mohammed Salah Celebrates Christmas by Joebayo217: 8:27pm On Dec 26, 2022
PECON1:
you are mad
shut up!
Sports / Re: Why Does Mohammed Salah Celebrates Christmas by Joebayo217: 8:27pm On Dec 26, 2022
slim75d:
He's tired of hitting his head on the ground
That is not good for a footballer
It may lead to a crack of the cranium which may lead to an acute migraine or down's syndrome which may also lead to unwarranted bombings and slaughtering
grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Mother, Rita's Only Brother Dies On Christmas Day by Joebayo217: 8:20pm On Dec 26, 2022
No be yesterday Regina Daniel dey pose her backside

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2022
eph12:

So the last spot is between Liverpool, united, Chelsea and Tottenham?
No we never reach game week 30 arsenal don win the premier league Newcastle don qualify already LoL just LoL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 7:18pm On Dec 26, 2022
Your Excellency Lord Van De Beek.

Lord of the Benchless.

Father of all Benches.

He who cannot be substituted unto the field.

By the sound of your name all Benches shall bow.

Oluwa Ti ibujoko!

Ye who can make only 5 appearances in one season.

Ambassador to all Office Chairs.

Officer Bench-zema.

Future BenchD'or winner

A yin oruko re ni Ojo yi! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 1:52pm On Dec 25, 2022
Which Premier League player has had the best comeback story in 2022?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 1:49pm On Dec 25, 2022
On this day in 2005, Man United spent £7 million on a defender called Nemanja Vidic:

Premier League ×5
League Cup ×3
Club World Cup ×1
Champions League ×1

What a gift

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 1:21pm On Dec 25, 2022
oliverano:


No, no need to dig for Ronaldo. The issue is not with CR7 but for you Penduist grin grin grin

But when you were trolling Messi from page to page, you didn't ask for peace....why now?

Una no serious ooo lmao

Oya look world cup; it's made of 6.175 kilograms (13.61 lb) or 30,875 carats of 18 karat (75%) gold. You get world cup?

God bless you brother!
LoL grin I said earlier I no be pessi and Pendu fans I can troll any one wey I wan troll so rest if u no wan rest continue since you dey collect daily wage on it keep it up bro grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 1:09pm On Dec 25, 2022
Pendu and pessi fans should continue their madness next year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 1:04pm On Dec 25, 2022
oliverano:


undecided undecided undecided undecided

You dey "subtle dig" Messi after Saudi beat Argentina but today you want peace abi....you did it more than four times that very day wink wink

Una no serious ooo LMAO grin grin grin...see below!
why didn't u also bring when I troll Pendu LoL grin grin you've got a lot of work to do keep digging cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 11:36am On Dec 25, 2022
FirstbornWds:


Sharpaly, you don deny Pendu??

No be so life be o
me I no be Pendu and pessi fans na because say Pendu dey my club na y support him but since e no dey I don commot my hand from his matter I'm neither Pendu fans nor pessi fans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 8:58am On Dec 25, 2022
Mrviktor:
Neither ronaldo or messi plays for us.
So can we stop talking about them
some people no just get Sense for this NL most of this Pendu and pessi fans no dey reason with their brains
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 8:56am On Dec 25, 2022
kokaneprodigy:
EPL is back and In case y’all scummies forgot, I never did. Messi winning the World Cup not enough to make me forget.

We are still here. Standing on top of the table gidigba.
enjoy while it's last remember I will post the PL table after 38games completed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joebayo217: 7:26am On Dec 25, 2022
OhBritannia:
In continuation of the early morning Christmas vawulence.

This is why we call him the GOAT.
since you carry pessi and Pendu matter for head like agege bread keep d good work

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