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Nigerian politics sweet pass egg and bread.


No doubt all politicians live on antihypertensive.
Dirty game.

10 million.....


I'm biased if I say is right and healthy for our a family crying to change Nigeria to posses 10 million naira watch...


Let it be a gift from the devil.

just look at how unpatriotic these guys are.
no one want to associate with failures.


if I were to be GEJ, I wouldn't have accepted the election results, let head rolls for all i care!!!

the doctor.


the 500 level girl.


the aspirant.


the auchi girl.

Linzo:
Please friends i choose UNN as second choice in my direct entry form, will I be allow to participate in the screening test or does UNN admit second choice candidate? Someone should help me out.

I will also need the softcopy of past questions for Accounting my email address is
Collinsigwe100@gmail.com

I'm sorry, I only have past question of sciences ℓ̊n my possession.

from what was obtainable last year, unn don't accept second choice for DE. they don't even allow them to participate in the examination and screening.

next time mention someone for prompt answers to your question.

wish you well....

benjosh:
I scored 216 in jamb n I put in 4 bus admin,,,pls wat r my chances of securing admission as indigene,,,,n wen will d result be out....tanks

your chances are okay....
Which result are you talking about!??

kissbardes:
Hello pls i scored 195 in my prvs jamb applied for medcine and surgery at delsu. Can i still make it. Need advice. Thnkx

considering how competitive medicine is, i suggest you change to a lower course if you really want to gain admisssion

Sommeone please help me check this.......



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Its a religion of peace indeed, yet iran, iraq, afagistan, pakistan and the rest can sleep with their two eyes closed.

The TRUE MUSLIMs are those violent and brutal ones. Its outrightly permitted. If not, then define JIHAD for me.


If it get worst, we seperate.....

socrate who was a renowned philosopher was arrested by the government of Athens, because he was educating the youth on the bad which their government are doing.

he was locked up ℓ̊n prison where he had the opportunity to escape but refused because he thinks it was morally wrong.

he was later provided with poison to terminate his life, which he joyfully took.

now the question, was he executed or he committed suicide?

Vision4God:
Thank God 4 d revelation. Calls 4 prayers.

(watched it over satellite)

I'm afraid he hardly say something that didn't manifest.
Ghana things on point....

popular prophet of God apostle johnson suleman of omega fire ministry, said yesterday during a 3 days programme titled "Ebenezer 2015" that some delegates from foreign countries are currently holding a meeting ℓ̊n nigeria of how to break this country.

this shocking revelation was followed by series of prayers were the prophet, lay flat on the alter interceding for nigeria.

he also said a country cannot break without war.

I was at the last fire night where he stated that "there wouldn't βε̲̣ an election on February 14"

is he the one operating the Facebook account?? pictures where posted as each of them are being prayed for. besides God does not support politics they should go and sit down.

Nigerians reading meaning from nothing.

ok

The North should hold Amaechi responsible, if my husband dies -
Aisha Buhari
Following the collapse of General Muhammadu Buhari in Calabar
in Cross River State.
Mrs Aisha Buhari; the wife of the APC presidential candidate
General Muhammed Buhari has called on the northern elites to
hold Gov. Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi responsible should anything
happens to her husband.
" My husband is almost 80 years old. The 72 years is an official
age to prevent an early retirement in the Nigeria Army.
The man is actually 79 years and would be 80 this year. He is not
strong to go through this campaign. They are simply torturing my
husband. They keep reassuring me that drugs can sustain him.
For Gov. Babatunde Raji Fashola to consider Jimi Agbade at 57
old, and my husband Buhari at 79 fit, is simply a conspiracy to
make me a widow before my time.
Please I'm calling on the Northern elites to plead with Gov.
Amaechi and the leadership of the APC to kindly substitute my
husband, because he's not fit to contest this election. When I was
told his credentials were not in sight, I was jubilant because I felt
that would have automatically disqualified him from the contest."

transformation agenda.

GEJ till 2019

please call me 'clueless', if these are what it stands.

GEJ till buhari understand 'surname' and make 5 credits too.

THE LYING CLOCK...
A Nigerian man died nd went to Heaven. As he stood in front of d pearly
gates, he saw a huge wall of clock behind him.
He asked "why all d clocks?" St Peter answered "those re lie clocks"
everyone who has ever been on earth has a lie clock, everytime u lie d
hands on ur clock move. Oh said the man whose clock is that?. "Thats
mother Theresas, d hand neva moved" said St Peter indicatin dat she never
told a lie. "incredible said d man nd whose clock is dat one? St Peter
responded that's Abraham Lincoln's clock d hand only moved twice, tellin
us dat he only told two lies in his entire life.
Then the man asked "Where is our presidents clocks including Buhari and
Goodluck Jona.?"
St Peter replied "They re in d office, we re using them as ceiling fans." the
hands of their clock moves every seconds...
Hahahahaha...


Abeg make una clap 4 our Presido's jare.
They don make record 4 Heaven . Lolz

we stay in the sun for them
when they get there, they forget US.

disenfranchised myself since 2007!!

InZA:
@Op

Aside from many other things in my Job description, I'm also a screen writer.

If you wouldn't mind, can I please present this story to my supervisors as a proposal for a movie?


Or if you've already shot the movie, can you please give me the link to where it can be downloaded?... I would like to work on a possible sequel with you because this story is too sweet to end in only part 1

it's a true life story bro.
don't like this mentality in niaraland, assuming every controversial situation to be a movie.

I met
my first girl by name Chidinma in 2006.This girl loves me to an extent she
can sacrifice anything just to be with me forever.I recall few years back
when she had the opportunity to travel to three different European countries
with her mum and finally to base in London which is the last country they
would visit,but this girl bluntly refused the offer for fear of loosing me to
another girl and the mum could not embark on those journeys alone
because she insisted she must go with Chidinma being her last born and
the only daughter. But when this was happening,Chidinma never informed
me because she knew i would force her to go .A year later her elder brother
who base in London insisted that she must come over to London to further
her education and she refused again,this time her mum had to call me and
let the cat out of the bag so i could persuade her to go .I was mad at her
and i forced her to go and she went. After seven months in the UK,her
brother had a very big problem that landed him in prison and the girl had
no other option than to return to Nigeria. Our relationship is still in
progress up to date. Sometime ago in 2008 while i was still going out with
chidinma,

I met another girl by name Oluchi. She is a business lady and
she is doing well in her business. I must confess at first i never loved this
girl i was only after her money cos i was jobless then but as time goes on i
began to love her too .I must admit also that this girl is a good wife
material. Our relationship is also in progress up to date.

In 2010 again i met
another girl Nkechi by name and we started dating. In fact i love this girl
more than the rest. This girl has everything i needed in a woman more than
her rivals. She is more educated and more presentable. These three young
ladies love me so much with their whole hearts that i seldom distinguish
between their loves for me. They never cheated on me as far as i know .In
fact i must confess they are very good wife materials. April 2012 to be
precise i traveled out of the country in search of greener pastures and i
must accept that God has really blessed me now.

Please my brothers and
sisters,permit me to state here that out of these three ladies,i have chosen
one,in fact i have proposed the last lady which is Nkechi.I am making
plans to return home by March this year to come and marry her and settle
down. But it is important to note here that i have done everything humanly
possible to let the other two to forget about my relationship with them but
all my effort proved abortive. On September last year(2014) i called Oluchi
(the business lady)and informed her that i wanted to marry a white lady
here so as to get my papers and that i don`t have the intention of marrying
another woman again in my life. I also promised to give her Two million
naira(N2m) in appreciation for all she did for me and to support her
business as well,but to my dismay,as i was yet talking to her on phone she
slumped and fainted,if not for her customers and neighbors around who
rushed her to a near by hospital honestly i don`t know what would have
become of her condition. To cut it short after she regained consciousness i
called her and told her that i have canceled the idea of marrying a white
lady.


The first girl Chidinma,her own case is not something to write home
about as She has sworn with her life never to let go the relationship. She
has vowed to commit suicide should i leave her and marry another
woman,as she always remind me that eight years(8yrs) in relationship is
not eight months and i know her very well she means every word. Dear
readers honestly i am totally in disarray. I don`t really know what to do
now. I don`t want these ladies die in my hands and i can not marry three
wives. Please i need your best opinions and pieces of advice on how to
discharge the two ladies without hurting them. I am ready to give two
million naira to each of them as compensation but how do i tell them this?
As far as i know,all they want from me is marriage nothing short of that.On
the side of Nkechi(the one i proposed) any other thing apart from marriage
would mean suicidal because she has turned down many suitors seeking
her hand in marriage .


My conscience judges me whenever i remember that
these my beloved ladies contributed to the success of my travel
financially,through fasting and prayers,just to mention but a few believing
for a better tomorrow.

help a friend handle this please.

foolishness is when you think your grandfather can organize things more than yourself.

we the youths are not given space in politics and you all are happy about it.

everything in niaraland is now being politicized.
I'm tired of Nigerians yawning rubbish of how good their corrupt leaders are.

if we have ever had a good leader since the inception of the country we would have grown more than this.

change can never come from any of our past leaders.

LET US ALL VOTE OUT GEJ AND GMB



for I and my family, we would vote a FEMALE presidential candidate.

let them keep manipulating death ratio.
killing the youths at the alter of power.
yet they kept using it for campaign.


foolish generation and cursed leaders.

we need to be wise, I mean everyone.

I personally wouldn't have voted Goodluck again if buhari isn't the presidential candidate of apc!

if we actually need change in this country like every one is clamoring, then I'm sure it isn't going to come from either APC or PDP!!!!



let us all vote for that WOMAN.

richardjemedafe1:
I have a girl friend we stay in Uyo but
different university. and we never had sex. She just
graduated this month. I have travel to see her once and
I mistakenly saw her nude pictures she snap (only pant
and bra) and some with boys (pant and bra) and she
told me that was her birthday. Her mum knows me.
She borrowed 6k from me that she wants to use it to
sort, that her mum(lecturer) won't give her money to
sort. That she will refund it. She posted a pix on
whatssap and I comented thus; ''the pix is pretty n
glittering who is reponsible''. She became angry. We
cudnt chat nor call again till she came back this xmas. I
told her mum that I will be visiting them for xmas and I
called her to inform her, and she said I shouldn't come
if not she will pour me water unless am coming to give
her money, I was so angry. on saturday I told her we
should see so that we can discuss and its not about the
money she owed me, and that whether she will come 2
my house or we meet in restaurant or her house and
she replied that she won't be able to go anywhere, I
now asked her to refund my money and she says I
should never call her again, that I dashed her the
money, which she lied. Please what tricks should I do
to get back my money since she never pick my call
again? And I have the bank teller

from sex life ℓ̊n 9ja.
yoU̶̲̥̅̊ actually made front page.

Has anybody thought of the meaning of the Nigerian Currency, the 'NAIRA'
and its meaning?

Do you know that the word, is an acronym coined by our past leaders in
the early seventies just to spite a particular tribe in Nigeria?

If you don't know, just wait for an answer to those question. It is a
bombshell revealed by one of those who was privy or par took in the
coinage.


The Acronym of NAIRA which is "Never Allow Igbos Rule Again",

The Naira is the only currency that is both singular and plural.

prove me wrong!

safe journey. it's normal experience, you have to drive yours and that of others too.

Btw, I love the way you hung that stethoscope.

if only the mods and super mods would do the needful.
let someone else confirm this.
if it's actually true I don't think I would ever VOTE again.

source
http://www.agendang.com/index.php/news/item/655-special-report-salary-of-nigerian-senators