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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 9:26am On Jun 30, 2015
Now that d program have ended (as claimed by Naptin/Napsas), wots d way forward?

My expectations are:
1). 108,000 naira, monthly alawi for 6 months.
2). Certificate from Naptin/Napsas.
3). Absorption letter into d power system.

I hope am not over expecting Yeahreen?
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by joelpearl: 12:12pm On May 13, 2015
FitnessNigeria:


Your madness is entering 2.0 level, you need serious help bro.
Go nd lick supper glue. Am not a Homo! Go look for ur fellow homo. I live fleshy ass unlike u that will die for muscled ass. Y do u have to kill ur self over my opinion. SMH for u. God help u. U need deliverance.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by joelpearl: 12:27am On May 13, 2015
FitnessNigeria:


Yaba Left Alert. Na so e dey take start
u will never knw cos d closest u have ever gotten to a booty is dat ur Homo's muscular yansh. SMH for u. I will not blame u for ur ignorance sha.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by joelpearl: 12:26am On May 13, 2015
FitnessNigeria:


Yaba Left Alert. Na so e dey take start
u will never knw cos d closest u have ever gotten to a booty is dat ur Homo's muscular yansh. SMH for u.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by joelpearl: 3:04pm On May 12, 2015
MoNickk:
its flesh na. The softer the better sef.
babe, wen ist big and wide and like falling down, and u are lying down next to me, omo dat means no sleeping o, cos I just can't sleep with dat heavy duty next to me. My hands will just grow a mind of its own, it will be caressing every where.

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Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by joelpearl: 2:53pm On May 12, 2015
MoNickk:
it can be really embarrassing but I love my figure. The most embarrassing for me was when a nepa man who was on top of a ladder was busy calling out after me. I wanted to swear for him that day.
U won't have to blame d NEPA guy o. Viewing u from top of d pole will be so enchanting. Even a brief view of ur Profile pic is a kill. I wouldn't mind knowing u o. Abi na? Who no like better tin. Message me dear, we gats to talk. Am serious o.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 8:46pm On Apr 16, 2015
ebenobis:
How far, any news from BEDC/NAPTIN?
When I got to BEDC, I met d HOUR in charge, she said 400 names were sent to her from NAPTIN for field work, later, NAPTIN reduced d list to 70 and and later to 23 trainees. She said d 23 trainees were inducted 3 weeks ago and have been posted to various BEDC facilities all over d country. So I had to call NAPTIN, they agreed it was a mistake them asking me to go to BEDC, they said all others dat didn't get d message for METER INSTALATION & MAINTANANCE are to be posted for RENEWABLE ENERGY. He further said all programs will have to hold until every tin is sorted out. My guys got message for monday METER INSTALATION & MAINTANANCE got a new message dis evening that every tin is postponed till further notice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 10:04pm On Apr 15, 2015
ebenobis:
I guess we are having the same issue, please can I have the number you called so I can confirm too and kindly keep us informed as to latest development because a lot of us in Ekiti state did not receive any message, thanks! Which state did u do ur 2 wks training?
Name: Mr Shehu (Naptin)
Tel: 0706 100 3137. I did my training at akure NOUN
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 10:01pm On Apr 15, 2015
simonolowo:

Wia do u based and wat qualification did u use 4 d NAPSAS program. ? Maybe I can help u wit d information I have
am based in ondo state and my qualification is B.Engr.(Electrical and Computer engineering).
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 3:46pm On Apr 15, 2015
I called naptin office today to complain that I didn't get any message from them, they said I was sent a message(which I didn't see) over a month ago, stating I have been posted to Benin Distribution Company(BEDC) for further training in DSO. Going there tomao sha.
Celebrities / Re: See The Most Beautiful Eyes On This Black Kid. by joelpearl: 9:47am On Mar 11, 2015
cherylsmith:
awwwn...same as mine.
if I hia u say same as urs

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Literature / Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by joelpearl: 10:34pm On Jan 05, 2015
update very fast
Health / More Than 50% Of Nigerian Girlshave Smelly Vagina (shockingarticle) by joelpearl: 1:41am On Jan 03, 2015
More Than 50% of Nigerian Girls
Have Smelly Vagina (Shocking
Article)
Ladies don't get upset and revved up by
the topic yet because all you need to do
right now is excuse yourself , dip your
finger into your vagina and smell it ! If
your va jay jay doesn't smell like partly
onions mixed with lavender,rose and
fruity jam then you stink ! I repeat you
stink ! We guys are frustrated with this
situation already Imagine all the
anticipation of a nice time after spending
so much on a date to impress you and
when you land in the bed room with so
much excitement and romance..at the
point the pants,gstrings,thongs or even
nappy's go off ,we freeze in horror
because it smells like rotten fish down
there ! I mean come on ! Even though
most of us guys will go ahead and pop
that smelly hole most of us won't; we
either give you excuse like baby let's
shower or we lose erection!
The worst part in the situation is most
girls don't know they have a smelly
vagina, yep that's right , you may not
know you stink like bad fish down there
so see this article as an enlightenment to
your ignorance.Vaginal odor may limit
sexual activity in a relationship; the
woman feels uncomfortable, and the
man becomes a little distant. However,
the vagina has a distinct smell that is not
a problem. Each girl has a particular
vaginal smell; it is natural. Even when
you notice a recent difference in its
smell, it is not necessarily an infection.
That change may be linked to a specific
moment of your menstrual cycle because
the smell of your vagina can vary
depending on the time of the cycle.
I mean come on! How hard is it to take
care of your va jay jay? We guys are
sometimes guilty of not changing our
boxers for days but when we know we
are going to have sex...we clean up but
believe me a stinky vagina can't be
cleaned prior to sex because the foul
smell is from the inside..your vagina
should be taken care of like you would a
baby..not spending so much time on
make up,fake ass pads,fake eye
lashes..spend all that time cleaning your
hole of pleasure!
So here are a few tips on how to take
care of that glory hole between your legs.
Oya grab a pen!
Note: Vaginal Odor can be caused by
STI's sexually transmitted infection or
change in diet
Many women believe that vaginal odor
are the result of a lack of personal
hygiene and wash excessively their
vagina unaware that they worsen the
problem. While poor genital hygiene can
be the cause, excessive washing is not
the solution. Very often, women
hampered by a strong vaginal odor
should not begin to wash themselves
intensively. That does not help at all. The
first thing to do should be restoring the
acidity and the balance of the vaginal
flora naturally. That restoration cannot
be done by excessive antibiotic intake; it
decreases your immune system.
These are the factors contributing to the
unpleasant odor in a girl`s vagina.
Tip 1.Poor Hygiene
Do you wash yourself after going to pee?
Do you wash yourself after going to the
toilet? If you don't, damn! why are you
even wondering about the bad smell in
your vagina? You have to wash your
vagina and your anal area every time
after going to the toilet. Now washing
your vagina doesn't mean you stick a bar
of soap inside it and cleanse it out, NO!
You must never wash the inside of your
vagina because all that will do for you is
kill the good bacteria in your vagina and
leave the bad bacteria to grow and
multiply. No matter who says what so
ever lies about douching, please avoid it
for your own benefit.
Just make sure to wash the outside
surrounding areas of your vagina and
bum to get rid of any dirt/bacteria which
causes the bad odor. You can wash your
anal area with soap but make sure it
doesn't enter inside the vagina. The
inside of our vagina already has its good
bacteria which continuously cleanses it
so there's no need for us to clean the
inside of our vaginas.So the question is
what is the right way to wipe your anus
after going to the toilet? You must always
wipe your vaginal area from up to
downwards after going for a pee. And if
you`re about to wipe your bum area,
you should always wipe it from where it
is to backwards and never towards your
vagina because you do not want the dirty
faeces going into your vagina and
damaging its happy environment.
Tip 2- Stop growing a national forest
down there!
It causes the bad odor of the vagina no
matter how many times you wash it!
Seriously if you`re one of those ladies
growing a national forest on their private
parts please go to the bathroom and get
rid of that forest! If you can't be
bothered with shaving then at least trim
it and keep the pubic hair really short
because it stores the dirt/moisture in
your private part which promotes the
growth of fungi and bad bacteria. Just
soak yourself in a nice warm bath, apply
some mild soap or shaving cream and
shave it off. You can apply a tiny bit of
baby oil or olive oil right after you shave
to reduce that itchy and irritating feeling
but don't apply it right into the vagina.
Just take a few drops, massage it into
your palms and apply it around your
vagina to reduce itchiness. Having pubic
hair especially when you`re on your
period is disgusting! Period already has
its smell and having a forest down there
just makes it worse so please get rid of it
if you haven't already. Trust me , most
guys love it shaved and soft .wink wink
Tip 3- Please say NO to Douching!
You`re not doing any favour for your
poor Vaj-Jay. . .
Douching is very bad. For those of you
who do not know what douching is, it is
the internal cleansing process of vagina.
The word `douche` actually means wash
in French but douching in general is the
process that women go through to
cleanse the inside of their vagina.Like I
mentioned earlier, our vaginas have their
natural cleansing system built inside
them which cleanses continuously and I
mean even after you have your period
etc, does not mean you're going to have
leftovers rotting in your vagina forever.
All the dirty fluids that have to come out
will come out eventually so there is
absolutely no need to wash the inside of
your vagina with douching method or
with all these PH balanced fem washes.
You don't need any of that. In fact using
these Fem washes down there could lead
to serious vaginal infections . Douching
and PH balanced fem washes are the best
ways to kill the natural healthy
environment of the vagina and promote
the growth of bad bacteria.
TIP# 4- Do you sweat or get wet a lot
down there?
Baby wipes can help solve that problem.
Baby wipes are described as mild as pure
water to the skin and can be used all
over the body. They`re specially made to
suit the delicate skin of the new born
babies. Baby wipes are perfectly gentle
and can be used often to wipe around
the vagina and anal area couple of times
during the day. It is a good idea to make
it into a habit to keep a packet of baby
wipes in your bag [or handbag] wherever
you go. When you feel yourself sweating
too much or getting wet in your vagina,
just go somewhere private and wipe that
area with baby wipes. Please do not stick
the baby wipes inside your vagina just
because it's described as mild as pure
water doesn't mean it is water!
Always keep your vaginal area dry;
allowing any moisture to accumulate will
promote the growth of the bad bacteria
which causes the vaginal odor. Pat your
vagina dry with some plain tissues and
fan it with a card or whatever thoroughly
before putting on your underwear.
TIP# 5- Do you wear cotton panties?
Give up on thongs/tight underwear. . .at
least until you get rid of this fishy odor!
If you`re one of those ladies who wear
extremely tight and fashionable
underwear like thongs and other
synthetic panties, then you`re not doing
any favor for your poor vagina. Wearing
tight underwear suffocates the vagina
from breathing fresh air and stores up all
the unwanted moisture around that area
which makes it the perfect environment
for bad bacteria to grow. You have to let
your vagina breathe and the only way
you can do that is by wearing cotton
panties. If possible, white cotton panties
are the best because they have no dye in
them and are super good for that delicate
skin around your vagina.
How can you wear tight panties or
thongs all day and expect your Vaj-Jay
not to smell bad? Wearing tight
underwear is like wearing socks all day
on a summer's day. Just like how your
feet will smell bad after removing socks
on a hot sunny day is how your vagina
will also smell bad if you keep wearing
tight underwear all day every day. Would
you rather prefer to have a clean and
healthy vagina in not so fashionable
cotton panties or have an unhealthy
vagina that smells like a dead fish
underneath the sexy thong? I don't know
if I could make this any clearer but yes
cotton panties are one of the best
solutions to get rid of vaginal odor.
Avoid wearing underwear when going to
bed so that your vagina can also have
some peace and freedom from your
underwear.
TIP# 6- Are you sexually active?
If you are, make sure that he wears what
he has to wear!
From the research I carried out on
Vaginal odor and infections, I have found
out that in some cases the guy`s semen
and other secretions can also be the
cause of the bad odor of the vagina. This
could either be because he has STD
[Sexually Transmitted Disease] or he
doesn't clean his private part thoroughly
before entering inside the woman. If you
trust him so much and you know that he
doesn't have any of that stuff, you can
skip the condom part but if you`re not
sure then don't risk it whatsoever.
Just like us woman, guys also have fluid
coming out of their penis constantly and
they must make sure that they wash their
penis after every trip to the toilet or at
least before having sexual intercourse
with a woman. If your guy doesn't, make
sure you ask him to [in a kind way]
before proceeding further. You must
also try your best to avoid the use of
lubricants inside your vagina and if it's
badly needed opt for one that has all
natural ingredients. It is also best to ask
him to wash his hands before putting it
inside your Vaj-Jay because you don't
know what sort of deadly bacteria can
enter inside you from his fingers. There
is nothing wrong in asking him to wash
his hands; it's just a normal hygienic
practice. It will also let him know how
concerned you are about your personal
hygiene.
You must urinate and wash your vagina
after having sexual intercourse, if you
don't the guy`s semen and your fluid
will dry up in your down part and
eventually end up smelling very bad.
Always remember to keep that area dry
to avoid storing up moisture which
causes the bad odor of the vagina.
TIP# 7- One clove of Garlic a day keeps
the Vaginal odor away!
The garlic treatment to cure vaginal
infections has been used since ancient
times and it works. . .
Garlic is packed with good antifungal
properties which fights yeast infection. I
normally roast few cloves of garlic on a
saucepan for 1 minute and consume it
early in the morning with warm water. It
really cleanses our inner body system
and gets rid of the bad bacteria. You can
also insert a fresh clove of garlic in your
vagina before going to bed and it will
automatically fall out when you wake up
and urinate in the morning. The garlic
juice will travel and kill the bad bacteria
which causes yeast infection and the bad
smell of the vagina. Its best to do this
before going to bed because you will be
able to taste some of the juice in your
mouth when the garlic clove is inside
your vagina and its less noticeable when
we`re asleep.
Garlic will also help to get rid of other
bad infections like thread worms Garlic
is like a super food for our vaginal health
so does consume it often. You can add
garlic cloves [chopped] or garlic paste to
your dishes and salads too.
This treatment has been proven to cure
yeast infection/Bacterial Vaginosis and is
one of the powerful remedy of the olden
days but if it doesn't help you within 5
days of doing the treatment, you have to
visit your gynecologist and seek
advanced medical treatment because
only then you will be able to find out
what's really wrong with your body.
TIP# 8- Eat your Yogurt every day or at
least couple of times a week!
Natural, non-flavoured and 0% Fat
Yogurt helps with Vaginal Odor
Natural and non-flavoured yogurt is rich
in Acidophilus [good bacteria] which
fights the bad bacteria in our bodies. This
also means that yogurt keeps the PH of
the vagina balanced and keeps the
vaginal environment healthy. If the
inside of the vagina is healthy, then you
won't be having any kind of fishy odor
coming from there. So start eating your
natural fat free yogurt regularly and you
should soon see some positive difference.
You can also apply some natural fat free
yogurt in and around your vagina for fast
recovery from yeast infections but make
sure it is fat free and plain though. Does
it work? Yes it works and it's one of the
easiest ways to cure vaginal odor.
TIP# 9- WATER! WATER! WATER!
Drink your 8 glasses of water every
day. . .
We need to be drinking enough water to
help get rid of all the bad toxins out of
our bodies. Not drinking enough water
accumulates bad toxins and also
dehydrates the body which could cause
that vaginal odor. So avoid the bad stuff
like caffeine, sugary drinks and learn to
love your glasses of natural water.
TIP# 12- Try water/liquid diet once a
week
It will help cleanse out all the bad toxins
from your body and get rid of vaginal
odor!
If you have really strong fishy odor
coming out from your vagina, you should
give a try to water diet one day per week
until you notice any positive changes in
the smell. Drink lots of water, natural
fruit juices, you can eat organic fat free
yogurt and fresh fruits too. It cleanses
your inner system and gets rid of the bad
toxins which cause the fishy odor of the
vagina. Another plus point of this one
day liquid diet is that it can help control
your appetite and lose weight gradually
[if you want to].
So ladies, i hope you have learnt a thing
or two from this article so biko ! take
care of that kpomo well well ......at least
let it smell like vanilla cause who knows
we might want to lick it !!!
Written by Femi Shine with input
from...http://www.squidoo.com

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Toolz Flaunts Her Big Hips In Ankara Outfit by joelpearl: 9:48pm On Jan 02, 2015
ritababe:
I don see am, so wetin i go come do?


Make i post my own also

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