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Politics / Re: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by joelpearl: 11:05pm On Feb 06, 2016
mandax:


Under Jonathan watch all your yams were stolen?
Before Jonathan, Nigeria earned more than $800 billion Dollars from oil. Where is the money? No electricity, no water, no roads, no train, no trace of the money stolen.

Because Jonathan lost election - because Jonathan from the minority must go after Boko Haram assault - that's how Dasukigate come blow open.
You forgot all the military leaders?
OBJ left and accusations of $16 billion stolen from the energy sector alone. Who investigated that? If OBJ was defeated in election, how the money was stolen could have surfaced.

ask ur ivy league president. he only can answer all these questions. he took over from obj. he should have checked d records and asked questions where necessary but instead, he said stealing aint corruption.
Politics / Re: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by joelpearl: 10:59pm On Feb 06, 2016
Reference:

And what is Nigeria. Einstein
u go sch atall?
Politics / Re: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by joelpearl: 10:58pm On Feb 06, 2016
chriskosherbal:
I am not a criminal,scamer, drug addict or a 419er, I am a honest and sincere Nigerian. And am proud to be a Nigerian.

so u wanna open ur mouth and say u haven't committed any offence in ur life? u b saint abi? u never swindle person b4? u never chop gala finish throw d nylon for gutter? u never act fast b4? wen u drive on d road, u have always maintained speed limits? wen u were in sch, u no dub & u no allow person dub u? u no collect more than ur school fee from pale? Oga, pack well joh. na all of us follow for d mata.
Politics / Re: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by joelpearl: 10:43pm On Feb 06, 2016
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So why say God bless Nigeria. Does God bless criminals.
This is English bros. God bless Nigeria is different from God bless Nigerians.
Politics / Re: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by joelpearl: 10:32pm On Feb 06, 2016
see bad belle ppl. all d crimes committed by Nigerians abroad, was it PMB that forced dem to commit d crimes? abegi! who bad don bad. no be until buhari talk b4 d whole world go knw. change is d watch word. as for buhari being a NEPA bill holder, if u are not comfortable wit it, sorry, we d majority have spoken, u will have to wait until d next general election to vote ur own emeritus professor. after all, it was a PhD president that said stealing is not corruption. and it was under his watch all our yams were eaten. if u are not comfortable wit pmb style of government, u can keep quiet and watch till next general election or leave naija for us. and if u can't do any of d above, simply go and die. if u venture reply me negatively, boko haram bomb u. Donald trump Na in fit una.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: SINGLES FOR WEDLOCK! Relationship to Marriage matchmaking platform! by joelpearl: 11:32pm On Jan 24, 2016
dollyjoy:
I am single and really want to meet someone of like mind.


Add me with 07062532738
hmmmmmmmm
Romance / Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by joelpearl: 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2016
davidmark4naija:


Anytin wrong with getting full option? Beautiful, smart with nice boobs, huh?
nope, Buh u gat to pay for full option
Romance / Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by joelpearl: 7:18pm On Jan 03, 2016
davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?
u can get clay and make her ur self. empty u, wants a full option abi? aya tell me, wot do u have to offer her?
Romance / Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by joelpearl: 4:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?
u can simply get clay & make her urself. empty u, dey find full option.
Romance / Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by joelpearl: 4:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?
u can simply get clay & make her urself.
Romance / Re: Pervert In This Section, There Is A New Solution To Your Case. by joelpearl: 9:53pm On Dec 26, 2015
agarawu23:
grin grin grin


Wetin person no go see for Nl o my people grin

I visited the business section today and I was shocked to see this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2824090/sell-intimacy-gadget-rubber-pussyy

The thread is for perv guys and Vaseline crew. The stuff is just 5k cheesy so make una reduce sexual dumb thread for this section grin
This rubber fussy go actually make sence pass some girls o! buh, there is dis saying that says, if is not panadol then it can never be like panadol. buh seriously, some girls are just not useful. lol

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Romance / Re: How Many Guys Fvcked You This Year? by joelpearl: 6:41am On Dec 26, 2015
NakedEve:


So you want to join and destroy my Toto abi?.
Thunder fire ur dick.
hmmmmmmmmmm, pls dont spoil me o. Toto dey destroy ni?
Politics / Re: Profile Of Ibim Seminatari, NDDC DG (Acting) by joelpearl: 6:41pm On Dec 22, 2015
Dejohnbull:
New pipeline for apc to dry rivers state resource
Guy na wa for u o! so for ur lame mind, NDDC=River state? i can see. person like u no go dey hear word.
Romance / Re: Mum Found Boy In Bed With Daughter And C Wat Happened! by joelpearl: 8:32pm On Dec 21, 2015
the boy is 16 + he own a car. should i believe?
Romance / Re: . by joelpearl: 8:26pm On Dec 21, 2015
B got these killer lips. buh any one of them is a go.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 12:29pm On Dec 17, 2015
[quote author=sambolino post=41068150][/quote] are u a trainee of napti/napsas?

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Politics / Re: Re: Tinubu Others, Kill Kogi Guber Candidate -Okorocha by joelpearl: 11:56am On Nov 24, 2015
Dragonking:
You and your generation shall know no peace...Amin
So e pain u?
Politics / Re: Re: Tinubu Others, Kill Kogi Guber Candidate -Okorocha by joelpearl: 7:57am On Nov 24, 2015
Dragonking:
Tinubu is a murderer....He killed Funsho Williams and now Killed Audu just because of greed and selfish desires.......Tinubu shall know no peace for this evil he has caused.
and wot will happen if Tinubu had no hand in his death? Then u shall know no peace.
Culture / Re: Similarities And Differences Between Ilaje And Itsekiri by joelpearl: 11:58am On Nov 22, 2015
Djicemob:
Nice one goodboiyy...i've always thought about this too when i did my service in ondo years back.So much similarities i found find out between the two tribes.I also found that most itsekiris have some kind of connection with the ilajes are vice versa....even your's truly.
the ilajes & itsekiris also share boundaries.
Politics / Re: Picture Of Eze Ndigbo Of Kano With Sanusi. by joelpearl: 5:48pm On Oct 17, 2015
breadandtea:


Igbos and Yorubas won't burn this country for us!
I'm posting this photo to correct this rumour going up and down about people in diaspora leaders can't wear their crown to visit the state king. That is the Eze Ndigbo of kano with Sanusi.

Whenever my owan people want to visit the Emir in kano, our Enogie goes with his full regalia, and nothing has happened.
Even in universities, when a tribe in the school want to visit a traditional leader, they go along with their appointed or voted king/queen.

We all have our different culture, traditional tittles must emanate from d traditional culture of d particular place. In yoruba land, we have different classes of kings, & each class has its own specific traditional attire( Staff, Crown, bead, et'al), a 2nd class kind does not put on wot belongs to a 1st class king, so does a 3rd class do not use wot is specified for a 2nd class. There are also Baales & other lower Chiefs. Before u can proclaim one as a king, he must be approved by d state Govt of d state within whose jurisdiction d said king's kingdom is. I could remember wen I was a boy during d military era, a man was arrested for proclaiming himself king without d approval of d state govt. Also wen OBJ was president, a man proclaimed him self "Oba gbogbo Yoruba in Abuja", OBJ warned him seriously, and he stopped proclaiming himself. Am not in support of d way d youth treated d Eze as u call him so am I not in support of any tribe ridiculling d tradition of others. If u want an Eze baddly, and d ruler of d land won't let u, y not meet with him so he can approve a chief for u and call him wotever u wish to call him.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by joelpearl: 11:28am On Sep 15, 2015
Beneficiaries of the National Power Sector
Apprenticeship Scheme, NAPSAS, has
petitioned the Chairman of the Senate Adhoc
Committee on Power, Senator Abubakar
Kyari, accusing the Permanent Secretary of
the Ministry of Power, Ambassador
Godknows Igali of diverting the N3.5 billion
meant for the payment of the beneficiaries
of the scheme.

In the petition submitted to Kyari, the
beneficiaries alleged that the ministry
recruited 7200 youths for the apprenticeship
scheme which was expected to last for six
months but stopped abruptly.

It added that each participants of the
scheme was expected to be paid N20,000
monthly stipend for six months after which
they may be absorbed into the power sector,
but that was not to be as at the moment, due
to failure of the permanent secretary to
implement the programme to the fullest
even after N3.5 billion has been budgeted
for it since last year.

The apprentices of the scheme disclosed
that they decided to protest and expose the
alleged scam being allegedly perpetrated
through the scheme by the power ministry because of the false claim made by the
permanent secretary that a total of 600
apprentices have been formally absorbed
into the power sector after their training. Thy
said Igali had claimed in the media that 600
NAPSAS had been recruited after completion
of their training and offered employment
across the eleven electricity Distribution
Companies otherwise known as DISCOS.

The aggrieved apprentices however
challenged Ambassador Igali to publish
names and addresses of those recruited by
the DISCOs after their trainings.

The petition reads in part: “NAPSAS is
capacity building Program that was flagged
off by the Federal Government, through the
Federal Ministry of Power, for various
categories of unemployed Nigeria youths, in
November 2014 with the overall purpose of
bridging the skilled manpower gaps
presently experienced in the power sector.

“In the Program guideline, it was stipulated
that the total number of participants will be 7400 from across the federation, with 200
participants each, to be drawn from the 36
states and the FCT.
“ It was also stipulated that the programme is
to last for six months with intensive hands-
on training and each participant would be
paid a monthly stipend of N20, 000 at
commencement by Federal Government
through Ministry of Power/NAPSA and
probably, be absorbed into the power sector
at the end of the six months training period.
“The Training was also scheduled to be
carried out by the National Power Training
Institute of Nigeria (NAPTIN).

“Consequently, the Federal Government
flagged off the commencement of this
Programme at the Presidential Villa on
November 6, 2014 witnessed by some few
selected number of Participants (Trainees)
numbering up to 25 with open declaration by
President Jonathan that a total of N3.5 billion
had been earmarked for it, mostly for
payment of monthly N20, 000 stipends to
participants for six months training.
“The Training was supposed to be continued
immediately but suffered some delay, for
reasons no one cared to inform us, the
trainees about. until Monday December 15,
2014 when we were invited for the induction
exercise at Bolingo Hotels, Central Business
District Abuja by 10:00am during which
credentials of the entire trainees were
screened and final successful participants
selected .

“On the 2nd February 2015, the trainees were mobilized for the first phase of the
training, across the states and FCT for 10
days (2-13th feb., 2015), after we had earlier
registered through NAPTIN website.
”To our disappointment, the trainees were
not paid after that first phase, even when the
payment were made, it was only some of the
trainees in Abuja that were paid 18,000Naira
only as against 20,000 Naira budgeted for each trainee.

“We add here that after our training in
February, there were some adjustments to
the effect that some trainees with
qualification less than first degree, were
actually deployed into the field for their
fieldwork experience, while those with
degrees were redistributed to some other
areas like metering, solar, billing etc as
against what they had previously made as
their choices, and that brought about the
second theoretical training between May and
June 2015.

“On March 2, 2015, NAPTIN’s management
sent out text messages to us requesting from us the Trainees to reply with our Full
Name, Phone numbers, Passport
photograph and signature between March 2,
2015 and March 3, 2015 and send to a
provided
link napsastraining@naptin.org.ng” to
enable them process our Identity Card for
field posting.
“We all responded as requested but never
heard anything relating to Identity card,
neither were we given any form of identity
till date. We kept waiting to hear from
NAPSAS/ NAPTIN for what and when next
while we were sitting at home.

“On 22nd March 2015, we received another
text message from NAPTIN management
prompting us to report on Monday April 13,
2015 at the various selected designation
nationwide for a 16 weeks hands-on skills training on both Solar Installation and Maintenance as well as Metering depending
on the Field of Study and Qualification of the
Trainees which we responded to, but also
ended abruptly after two weeks without any
cogent reasons given or payments made.”
Romance / Re: Hilarious Conversation: Guy Trying To Woo A Lady (snapshot) by joelpearl: 2:00pm On Aug 16, 2015
bqlekan:
smiley 1) I'm not an engineering student 2) I'm judging from the ones I've come across. Most are very good academically but not fluent in English. they write well tho.
I wonder where dis issue of English & Engineering is coming from. The quality of ur spoken English is not a function of d higher institution u attend or d course u read in sch. It is a function of how solid ur primary and secondary education is. I am an Engineer, I attended one of the F.U.T. & I speak so well, I didn't learn it in d university, I grew up to understand that I can speak English, I might not be able to speak big vocabulary like Hon patrick, buh a simple, correct and fluent English is wot is expected of me as a graduate. While I was in sch, I had course mates that could speak better than a good lawyer. I have seen lawyers dat do not knw d difference between present & past tense. So if u can't speak Simple & Correct English, blame it on ur foundation, Not Engineering.
Romance / Re: Single Ladies, How True Is This? (snapshot) by joelpearl: 11:07pm On Aug 15, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]dats how dey behave, ordinary communication skill, dey don't have. I don't knw wen "K" became d reply to "Hello".
Crime / Re: The Cars The Ikorodu Robbers Bought After Their Successful Operations (photos) by joelpearl: 9:20pm On Jul 06, 2015
MosakuAW:
Don't do crime.
abi don't get caught. Lol
Crime / Re: The Cars The Ikorodu Robbers Bought After Their Successful Operations (photos) by joelpearl: 9:19pm On Jul 06, 2015
MosakuAW:
Don't do crime.
abi don't get caught.
Education / Re: Hnd/b.sc Holders Discrimination: Irrelevant, Dangerious & Unconstitutional. by joelpearl: 1:23am On Jul 05, 2015
@op, hmmmmmm, I tire for u o, dem force u go poly? Abi u no see jamb form b4 u buy poly jamb? If u are not satisfied, get a direct entry form & get admitted into 300L in any university. How can u call for equality wen d HND=300L?
And as for those who say d HND is more sound dan d Degree, good luck to u. Buh I knw those who designed d poly & university curriculum are not fools. Each of them was designed for specific purpose respectively. D poly for technical handling and d degree for management.

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Education / Re: Hnd/b.sc Holders Discrimination: Irrelevant, Dangerious & Unconstitutional. by joelpearl: 12:21am On Jul 05, 2015
This will serve as a lesson to parents and kids seeking admission. Its not all about going to higher institution, or just doing a course, u have to knw wot it entails. In my own case, I had to stay at home for 6yrs because I didn't get admitted for d course of my choice and thanks to God I eventually got in. Not that I wasn't admitted into other courses, I had admission all those six years buh they were not my choice.

As for d poly stuff, I thank God I had a father who have once suffered d same fate as op, he made sure none out of his six kids ever took d Poly jamb form talk less of getting admitted into poly. So we grew up with d mind set that university is superior than d polytechnic.
Education / Re: Hnd/b.sc Holders Discrimination: Irrelevant, Dangerious & Unconstitutional. by joelpearl: 12:19am On Jul 05, 2015
This will serve as a lesson to parents and kids seeking admission. Its not all about going to higher institution, or just doing a course, u have to knw wot it entails. In my own case, I had to stay at home for 6yrs because I didn't get admitted for d course of my choice and thanks to God I eventually got in. Not that I wasn't admitted into other courses, I had admission all those six years buh they were not my choice.

As for d poly stuff, I thank God I had a father who have once suffered d same fate as op, he made sure none out of his six kids ever took d Poly jamb form talk less of getting admitted into poly.

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Education / Re: Hnd/b.sc Holders Discrimination: Irrelevant, Dangerious & Unconstitutional. by joelpearl: 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2015
Brother, in as much as I will like to help bear ur pain, I will like to enlighten u on some issues. The university Degree and d HND are not d same. Their course content, Mode of entry, result value in d labour mkt are different. For instance,
1.) if u apply for DE with an HND, u will be admitted into 300L in d university.
2.) if u opt for postgrad, u will have to pass trou a year PGD b4 applying for Post grad while a degree holder will apply direct for post grad except if its a 3rd class.
3.) If ur foundation is HND and u latter have PHD without passing through university Degree, u can't lecture in d university, u can only b a lab technologist.

Even while we were in 500L, there is dis Prof that will tell us not to b afraid of lab tech that we can only respect dem. That wen we graduate, we become their boss.

Even d university degree u talk about, there is discrimination, we have d B.Eng, B.Tech, B.Sc, LLB, B.Edu.

Some are regarded as professional courses, d others are not.

So my brother, d university degree & d HND are not same and a such can't be treated as same.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With The 36 State Chairmen Of APC & That Of FCT (photos) by joelpearl: 5:41pm On Jul 04, 2015
FELLOW NIGERIANS:

Ppl should understand dat, APC a platform on which buhari became president is d base on which he will have to rule this country. His ministers, SGF, Ambassadors, Board members, Security aids, domestic staffs, Chief of Staff, Judiciary heads, Legislative heads, etc will (whether we like it or not) have to be affiliated to d APC. In fact d peace of dis country depends to a great extent on d level peace available in d APC. The APC becomes a platform on which Government operates. So tell me, how do u select dis above mentioned officers form d party when party members from whom selection/recommendations are to me made are not of one mind? D platform itself is rocking, how does d President stand on it without falling? Or should He fall so dat we will all say he isn't fit for d post? The president have on diff occasions made bold statements I believe Nigerians should trust in.
1.) I belong to everybody, I belong to no body.
2.) All APC members should let go their personal interest, for d Good of d APC and d country at large.

Being Africans, I knw its a normal phenomenon for us to wish d whole country burn because we want to prove that President Buhari is not capable.

Elections have come & gone. A winner has emerged, why can't we come together and see how we can move this country forward, buh instead, we want to c dat buhari fails so dat leadership will have to move from him by next election. These are not good qualities of a patriotic Nigerian.

The task to make dis country great is a task for me and u, and its a task dat must be done.

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