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Drnifecog:
25 and I dey waste my time on ui unimaid here I come ui I cannot come and die

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Do you mean you're 25 years old?

For centuries, the medical doctor has been one of the
most respected members of society. Traditional
healers of indigenous tribes were revered for their
knowledge of the healing arts. In Nigeria, the doctor
is called upon not only treat patients, but is also
called upon for advice and guidance as well. This is
one of the reasons why year in, and year out,
Medicine has been one of the most sought after
courses in UTME
examinations. But what does it mean to be a medical
doctor?
The Joy of Being a Medical Doctor, I am a surgeon,
an orthopeadic surgeon. Orthopaedic surgeons treat
diseases and injuries to bones, ligaments and
tendons. Yes, I love being a surgeon. Each day
when I wake up and look in the mirror, I know that
my goal is to help my patients, either directly or by
teaching students and resident doctors – hopefully
making them better doctors.
Medicine satisfies my yearning for knowledge.
Patients are often like mysteries in a detective
story. They come with problems which the doctor
has to decipher. Doctors collect clues in form of
what the patient tells them (this is called history),
physical examinations and appropriate diagnostic
investigations. Using those clues, doctors strive to
develop a management strategy which takes into
consideration the patient's desires and our best
knowledge of the evidence.
The doctor patient interaction is special, very
special indeed. When I introduce myself to a patient,
I almost always sense the patient trusting me,
giving me that encouragement that we are working
together towards the common goal of getting them
over their diseases. It is a very special feeling. You
feel very fortunate that patients trust you with their
information.
I remembered the first time I watched a caesarian
section. The surgeon brought the baby boy out of
the uterus. I went with the nurse to examine the
baby and check his weight and height, count his
heart rate, and check his breathing. That day, I
couldn't help but marveled at the mystery of
creation. I also couldn't help but think how
wonderful it would be to be a doctor who can take
care of women at the moments of their worst fears
and their greatest joy.
Some years ago, I managed an eleven year old boy
with club foot. The parents were very poor. It took
them almost three months to raise the less than
thirty thousand Naira needed for the final phase of
the treatment. The boy had been walking with a limp
all his life. When I took off the POP on his foot, and
he saw how close to normal his foot was, he moved
to me and held me tightly to himself, saying over
and over again "Thank you, thank you….." When I
looked at his mother, she had a huge smile on her
face and tears were trickling down her face.
Those were the kinds of memories that makes being
a
doctor worth the toils and the tears and the grit that
goes into making you one. The challenges of patient
care and the non-monetary rewards will continue to
make medicine a wonderful field.
Yes, many doctors are not making a lot of money,
but they are making enough for themselves and
their families to be comfortable. Most derive their
greatest compensation from the personal satisfaction
of caring for all those who came to see them.
Sometimes, I wake up wondering why I'm a medical
doctor, knowing I could be whatever I had wanted
to be. However, with the same line of thought
comes the realization that there's nothing else I'd
rather be.
Do You Have What It Takes to Become a Medical
Doctor?
Becoming a doctor takes time. After secondary
education, you will spend six years in the medical
school, one year as an intern and another year as a
Youth Corper. That's eight years from starting
university to practicing medicine.
If you decide to become a specialist, then you are
looking at another 4-9 years of residency training in a
teaching hospital. This means that to become a
specialist doctor, you need between 12 and 17 years
of
training, counting from your first year in the
university.
It takes a certain amount of intelligence to become
a medical doctor. However, organization and good
study habits can make the difference between a
mediocre student who gets through medical school
and a brilliant student who fails to make it. There are
three cornerstones of a successful (this success is
not defined by money!) career in medicine:
A love for learning in general.
A true intellectual curiosity about medicine in
particular.
A strong desire to help others.
Being smart and doing well in the sciences are
obviously important components of being a
successful physician. But these are not the only
requirement, you must also be able to relate well
with people. As a physician you have an opportunity
to help others. Wanting to help others and enjoying
helping others are necessary attributes of a good
physician. This is something that cannot be taught.
In medicine, you have many choices. In what other
career can you choose between delivering babies
(Obstetricians), taking care of children
(Paediatricians), treating women (Gynaecologists),
handling emergencies (Traumatologists), removing
a hernia or appendix (Surgeons), helping those with
behavioural problems (Psychiatrists), or preventing
diseases (Community Medicine)? Better yet, as a
specialist, you can teach others your medical
specialty, while still practicing your profession.
Alternately, you can do research in whatever
specialty you choose, with the potential to make a
real breakthrough in preventing or treating illness.
There is even a Nobel Prize for Medicine. You can
become the Wole Soyinka of Medicine! In addition,
being a physician is honourable and is held in high
esteem. It allows you to live just about anywhere,
and provides job security.
However, all of this comes at a price. The many
years of preparation, the discipline, the awesome
responsibility and the long call duty hours can take
their toll. Medicine is a unique field and it demands
a unique person.
What Subjects Should You Take in Your Senior
Secondary School to Qualify for Admission to Read
Medicine?
According to the MDCN Website (the Red Book), the
following secondary school subjects are required
for medical education in Nigeria:
1. Biology
2. Physics
3. Chemistry
4. Mathematics
5. English .
Prospective medical students must pass the West
African School Certificate or the Senior Secondary
School Certificate Examination or any equivalent
examination, Such as National Examination Council
(NECO), with at least Credit level passes in the
above five subjects.
They must then either:


1. Pass the JAME Joint Admission and Matriculation
Examination) for admission into the University
preliminary (premedical) year or
2. Secure exemption from the JAME and the
University Preliminary year by passing the
Advanced Level General Certificate (GCE'A' Level).
Higher School Certificate (HSC) or its equivalent
examination in: Biology: Chemistry and Physics.
Subject to the co-ordinating regulations of the
JAME, it shall be the right of the Medical School to
select candidates for final admission to their
institutions from among eligible candidates who
possess these minimum requirements. You need to
score a high mark in your UTME examination.
In theory, you are advised to score at least 200 in
UTME examinations to be considered for admission
into most universities, in practice, to be considered
for medicine, you may need to score 250 and
above. After that, you will need to pass the Post
UTME Screening Examinations of the University of
your choice very well too.
What are Your Choice of Universities?
Depending on their ownerships, Nigerian
Universities can be divided into three: Federal
Universities, State Owned Universities, and Private
Universities. According to the Medical and Dental
Council of Nigeria (MDCN), there are 32 medical
schools in Nigeria (MDCN is a federal Government
parastatal which regulates the practice of Medicine,
Dentistry and Alternative Medicine in Nigeria).
Twenty five are fully accredited to train medical
students while 7 has partial accreditation.

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I'm not competing with any body, if u get there b4me, congratulations..life is an express road, and overtaking is allowed.

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How much do they pay u? I'm interested.checkout www.JoelXclusive..com

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Floreat Kingsmen,
The good old school turns 106 September 20th,2015.Here is a line up of events to mark our 106th founder's anniversary.

Thursday, 17th September,2015: Founder's Day Lecture. Time:11:00AM-3pm Venue: College Hall,King's College,TBS,Lagos.

Friday,18th September,2015: Jumat Service Time:1:00PM Venue: College Hall,King's College,TBS,Lagos.

Friday,18th September,2015: Concert Time: 7:00pm Venue: College Football Field, kings's College,TBS,Lagos.

Saturday,19th September, 2015: Founder's day dinner. Time:5:00pm-9pm Venue: College Hall,King's College,TBS,Lagos

Sunday,20th September, 2015: Thanksgiving Service. Time: 9:00AM-11:00AM Venue: College Hall,King's College,TBS,Lagos.

Sunday, 20th September,2015: Annual General Meeting. Time: 2:00PM-4:00PM Venue: College Hall,King's College,TBS,Lagos.
Source:
www.joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/09/kings-college-lagos-line-up-events-for.html?m=1

TastyTuoyo:
A fraudster has a brighter future? what is a bright future? A fraudster can never have a bright future because sooner or later he will be behind bars but a Graduate with prayer , determination and perseverance those times of trekking in the baking weather from one interview to another will be in the past when he finally secures that job and will be driving a fully air conditioned car. So tell me who has a brighter future now?

Oga! To me na yahoo boy get bright future pass !

Damayor12:
Learnt it happened this night, as an electric wire fell on her..

This is what I gathered
Wednesday, 9 September 2015
UNILAG Student
Electrocuted By Falling
Cable In New Hall (Photos)
Source:
www.joelxclusive..nl/2015/09/unilag-student-electrocuted-by-falling_10.html?m=1

Lmao!. Linkedin. Looking like Linda Ikeji . Lol. It happens when you're reading fast!

jumanche:
I met my boyfriend online. We were in a long distance relationship for a 2 months before I moved back to his town.
Before we met, he told me he smoked cigarettes but socially. I was ok with that. I thought that If he needed a cigar to calm his nerves , its alright. I do not smoke.

After we met, It turns out that he's a chain smoker. He takes at least 3 packs of cigarettes a day. After a month of dating him, I just couldn't take it anymore. After we visit each other, I reek of cigarettes. My clothes, my purses, my hair, the bed-sheet. Everything stinks. Sometimes I have to re-do my laundry. He smokes inside the house and car so the smoke is directly on me .

I talked to him about this. I told him that the smoke stinks everywhere up so bad and that I have to wash my clothes after I visit him. He got really mad and we didnt talk for days.

I love my boyfriend but I cannot take the smoking. Its also starting to affect him medically , his teeth is rotten and he coughs chronically. I tell him to stop at least for his health and he starts to give examples of non-smokers who died early or smokers who live long.

I am at my wits end because everything and everywhere stink and cigarette butts are everywhere.

How do I tell him to stop?? Or do you think its time to end the relationship.

U Joined Nairaland today and you're already making FP! Hmmmm. There is God oo! *in patience voice*

dammie4j:
For me, there's ds lady i've always had a crush on back in secondary school days. infact, we used 2 b friends back den in pry school, den in sec school she had some very top click of friends so i was always intimidated of chatting er up nd reminding er of our pry school days. As time went on, i happened to meet her in the same jamb center with me, little did i know dat there was still more surprises ahead. Our class teacher happened to be the invigilator for the JAMB exams, as a matter of fact, it was even our class teacher who informed me of her being around. I eventually wasn't able to meet her dat day cos i was so keen on jst passing d exams so i lost dat chance.
I eventually got a deferred admission that year to study accounting little did i know dat she was also admitted to study same course in the same institution. Since i had a deferred admission, she eventually had a year ahead of me in the same institution and department. On resumption, considering how challenging it could be for a jam bite wooing a 200L staylite, i knew i was smhow disadvantaged. Upon findings by me, i discovered dat she was among d top click of babes in d faculty which was anoda hurdle i had to scale "topping up ma game as a cool dude". Anyways, i wasn't bad either even on ma low-key, but it was really had chatting up ds babe. Even some of my ex-school mates discouraged me abt even jst been friend wit ds babe.
TO cut the story short, d day i had my first encounter wit her, ma heart cut. I was abt walking in2 d faculty while she was checking out wit her friends, we suddenly stared @ each oda but i wasn't confident enough so i pretended looking somewhr else while she kept on starring, na so i take dull dat day oooo. In fact, wen i reach hostel dat day, i jst dey vex wit ma sef. Eventually, i come do small rehearsal against the next impromptu encounter wit her.
On this fateful day, i went for ma faculty clearance when i saw her and a friend @ d entrance to the faculty office, omo, come see shock... in other to ease the tension and avoid er @ dat moment, i jst bumped into the faculty office swiftly. Not long as i was in trying compose ma speech in d office, d faculty officer chased every1 out of d office to queue up outside d office. Omo, dat moment, na die i dey. As i jst lay low 4 one side, nah im i see ds lady walk up 2 me whr i was and chatted me up, it was d least of ma expectation.
Lady : Hi, re u Justus?
Me: Hmmmmm, Morenike?? U dnt mean it...(forming tinz nah)
So @ ds time, i got ma balance and we got along wit each oda...exchanged numbers and it all went all lik dat

You sound like a unilag student!

Presidential spokesman Shehu Garba yesterday
released a statement saying President Muhammadu
Buhari has N30m in his account and also some
landed properties.
This didn't go down well with some sections in the
country. How would Buhari have "just" N30m in his
account? With the sketchy description of the
properties Shehu Garba gave, one can argue the
president is worth less than N100m.
The rumors making the round currently are that
Shehu's statement doesn't reflect the true worth of
the president. Here's why:
1. Yar'Adua when he declared his assets was worth
close to N900m, Jonathan arguably was worth
N300m on assuming office as president. President
Buhari can't be worth more than N100m according to
details released. Some don't believe a president can
be worth much much less.
2. Yar'Adua had made documents of his asset
declaration public. Buhari made a statement -
through his spokesman. One can therefore say
Buhari is yet to make his asset public, contrary to his
campaign promise.
3. Wife of the president, Aishat Buhari, after the
elections was spotted wearing a watch which reports
say is worth close to N10m. Her husband has only
N30m in the bank.
4. The the tuition fees for Buhari's many Daughters
who study at Prestigious Universities abroad is worth
over £ 30,000. It'll be hard to believe their father has
N30m in his bank account.
Source:
www.joelxclusive..nl/2015/09/4-reasons-you-might-disagree-buhari-has.html?m=1

My favorite book of all time!!! #BestBookEver #StillHaveIt. And you can get a new one from Jehovah Witnesses but the cover is different. When they knock on your door...request one they will bring it back to you! Cc Lalasticlala, Seun

This is to inform us that if u av anyone whose car, bus or trailer is seized by LASTMA office in Oshodi, kindly inform the person to go now and move his/her vehicle as the Governor has given a mandate for LASTMA to release all vehicles free

In the spirit of democracy, capitalism, and reducing the cost of government I believe a fully privatized educational system will be best, especially in a country like Nigeria in which the government is both poor and corrupt, and therefore incapable of funding or managing public schools effectively. Critics of privatization have pointed out that when government institutions are privatized, they end up being (1) controlled by the rich friends of the government and (2) unaffordable to the common man. If Nigerian public schools are all privatized, they could end up being controlled by people who have no interest in education and just happen to be rich, well connected, and willing to bribe. If all schools in Nigeria are private, we could end up with a country in which only rich can afford education. And that won't be ok because we all know what happens when the masses are not educated: you have a high crime rate, religious crises, etc. However, our public schools are in a deplorable state. A few public schools are doing relatively well, but they are not really public schools anymore, because they charge all sorts of fees. We might as well privatize them too. We could try to convince the government to pump more tax-money into the worst public schools, but that would be like pouring more water into a basket. I believe the government should be more involved in setting educational standards, making sure WAEC, NECO, and JAMB exams are free of cheating, and properly marked, etc. (instead of running schools). However, instead of simply selling public schools to the highest bidder, I believe every public school should be turned into a limited liability company, and 1 share of that company should be given (not sold) to every adult resident of the LGA the school resides in, and every current employee of the school. The current principal of each school should be made the CEO, and the head teachers and current PTA officials made directors of each school. This will turn public schools into for-profit organizations that have a strong incentive to keep costs low, improve educational standards and find ways to make more money with the schools' land and resources. Public schools will no longer be an unproductive drain on our national resources. This approach will put the schools in the hands of communities instead of just the governors' crony capitalist friends. The sense of ownership the community feels about the schools, as a result of their actual ownership, will encourage every individuals to help their schools in various ways, and to fight anyone that tries to damage the schools. If the officials the schools don't perform, they will be voted out in shareholder meetings. Since the shares will be owned by both rich people and poor people in the community, the school is likely to pursue policies that make it possible for children of the poor to afford the privatized schools, such as academic scholarships and multiple tiers of service so rich students subsidize poor students. At the same time, they will avoid policies that can make the school go bankrupt (otherwise, the poor shareholders will get no dividends!) There will be a healthy balance of empathy, social values, pragmatism, and capitalistic creativity and efficiency. It shouldn't be hard to try it out with a single public school to see how it turns out. We should start with schools that are currently in a very bad state, such as this one, and this one. What do you think about school privatization in general, and this approach specifically? What are some of the challenges you envisage? Do you have any suggestions about how to improve this, or reasons why it may work or not work? Source: Privatize Public Schools And Distribute Their Shares To The Masses

Some may argue this point; but FL Studio (formerly called 'Fruity Loops') is Nigeria's most popular beat- making software. Just take a quick poll of producers from Lagos to Abuja, from Port Harcourt to Kaduna. FL Studio has become a staple item in Naija studios. Some producers in Nigeria use Propellerhead's Reason while others use DAWs like Cubase, Logic Pro and Sonar to synthesize their instrumentals but these are arguably in the minority. Here is an example of a Naija song made with FL Studio. Whether Image Line (the company that makes the software) are actually making money from Nigeria is another matter. You can pick up a copy of FL Studio 10 for about 200NGN (slightly more than $1) on the streets. Below are a few reasons why it may be so popular among Nigerian producers: 1. The bandwagon effect There is no doubt that what a producer you know uses can affect what you will use. Very early producers in Nigeria from the early 2000s started using Fruity Loops (as it was called then), and everyone started using it too. This is probably the most important but not the only reason why it is so popular. 2. The hip hop factor Most contemporary Nigerian songs have their roots in Hip hop, Dancehall and Afrobeat. FL Studio has been a strong influence for Hip hop producers from the days of Lex Luger and Soulja Boy. Do the math, more Hip hop influence means more FL Studio. 3. Ease of Use This point is actually arguable. All production software can be easy or difficult to use, it just depends on the approach to learning it and the level of computer - savviness of the user. You cannot dispute the fact that to make a simple Hip hop beat, FL Studio can make a complete beginner feel like a pro! When you start getting into complicated areas like automation, well, let's just say it won't be so easy anymore... 4. Loop-based sequencing Loop-based sequencing means you can just make a pattern and then make it play over and over again while you add other elements. This is as opposed to the linear sequencing that is done on DAWs (Digital Audio Workstations) which can be cumbersome and take quite some time to layer the beats. FL Studio (yeah you guessed right) uses loop-based sequencing and this is an attraction for amateur producers. 5. Plugins, plugins, plugins.... FL Studio is a natural host for VST, Direct X and other types of plugins. This ensures that virtually any plugin can be hooked into FL Studio and its benefits enjoyed. Propellerhead's Reason has a proprietary file type and does not support VST plugins. This is a major battle won for FL Studio as there are millions of free plugins out there. So...there you have it. FL Studio has come to stay in Nigeria. Image Line is will make a lot of money if we can have original copies of the software sold here in Nigeria. And for those who look down on FL and say it's inferior to others, just listen to any song produced by the living Naija legend Sarz. You will change your mind. Comments are welcome and solicited. Thanks Flw me on twitter@iamjoohel

Lol

An Isolo Magistrate's Court in Lagos has remanded in
prison custody a 26-year-old man, Cheka Samuel, for
allegedly stealing musical instruments belonging to a
church.
Presiding Magistrate, Mrs Joy Ugbomoiko, after
granting the accused bail in the sum of N50,000 with
one surety in like sum, ordered that he be remanded
in prison custody at Kirikiri, pending when he will
perfect his bail.
However, when the charge was read to the accused,
he pleaded not guilty.
During interrogation at Ajao Estate Police Division,
the accused allegedly revealed that he had no
intention to steal the instruments, but was compelled
to do so because he did not find any money in the
offering box
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I will like to hear your suggestion by hitting the
comment box

Source: joelxclusive..nl/2015/09/man-charged-with-stealing-churchs.html?m=1

Vikkiboi:
In respect to the post, there are different instances that such might happen.

Some dogs will get so Hot and won't even resist it, while some will form a lil bit of hard to get and later agree.

And there are some dogs that are just too aggressive and wasn't socialised well enough, they will resist any other dog from coming close talkless of inserting something inside them. 'ur dog'

But irrespective of the situation, Both owners can help out with the stuff.

Seems it's the Owners first time because if it's not, the owner of the Male Gsd should understand better that there are times that you have to help out or is he not getting paid

If ur Gsd is actually on heat, use her mouth guard and let her face you, open her tail and calm her down for action... then let the owner of the male dog get his stud ready for d action from the back and ensure the penetration is done before leaving them to continue by demself

yeah. We signed 5K and one puppy.
Concerning what you said now. We trried holding my dog . But the male dog wasn't getting d vagina at all.. I think she was closing the vagina too.

christinie:
Feed her first, she looks kind of skinny.

Lol. Skinny.?. No. She's actually bigger than The male dogs that come to meet her.
She's 14 month and she's bigger than d 2years own GSD dogs I took her too.
See. The male dogs

The last image is the male dog I took her to yesterday. He's 12 months old

odinese:
Put a ring on it...
The male don toast the female b4
...abi if u be female shey u go allow make stranger com climb u?? No. We left them to play together but she kept on chasing him away


see as him prick be like lipstick

Lol

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FOREIGN POST AND NAIJA POST.
Uk Page: Hello my name is Sandra Stone, I'm from Uk, I love my
husband so much and am ready to do anything to please him, but recently I am falling in love with his cousin, what should I do
please?

COMMENTS--
James Silva ---I think you need to talk to your husband, because
marriage is all about communication.

Sarah Whyte ----Oh my dear, sorry about that, have been in your
shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that am married.

Nicky Butt ----Well just remove your mind from him and make your
husband do the things you like in his cousin.

NAIJA PAGE------ My name is Chioma, I live in Abuja, married with
kids, I love my husband but I think am falling for his cousin, what
do I do please? No insultoooo

COMMENTS
Dayo Ojo ---- Fool, love na food?

Nkeiru Obioha ----You are a disgrace to womanhood, shame on you.

Toheeb Usman ----If you want to fall for me too, call my number
07036032852.

Richard Jones ----A beg any news about ASUU strike?

Raheem AmAbil Abeg who get bb charger

Amaka Opara ----You are a prostitute, you need deliverance.

Tracy Njoku ----You are a disgrace, go and repent, idiot, ashawo....

Naija why?....lol

Good morning Nairalanders,Seun and pet section.
I have a 14 months old female German shepherd Dog. That's on Heat. Today 31st August 2015 makes it The 12th Day Blood comes out from her vagina. I took her to a male german shepherd around my area on friday( 2years +). she didn't allow the male dog to mount on her.she kept on chasing the male dog with her bark. even tho her mouth was covered with Mouth Guard*.I took her again 2 a male Dog which is just exactly 12 months yesterday. She did the same by chasing and refusing not to open her tail . My question now is what should I do to make my female GSD allow male dogs mate her
And For how long will I see Blood coming out from her vagina

GraceNGOfoundation google dem and get their contact

How a man withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN 5) Take money 6) Drive away ------------------ How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7) Insert card Hit cancel 9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10) Insert card 11) Enter PIN 12) Take cash 13) Go to car 14) Check makeup 15) Start car 16) Stop car 17) Run bck 2 ATM 18) Take ATM card 19) Back 2 car 20) Check makeup 21) Start car 22) Check makeup 23) Drive for a mile 24)Release HAND BRAKE

Ayofresh4u:
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After what happened to That Cynthia Girl from Abuja that got drugged and raped in an hotel in lagos (festac to be precise. I've always been careful meeting people online.