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CelebritiesRe: Leo Mezie Loses His Right Leg, Can't Move With His Right Legs Again by JoelXclusive: 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2016
Heromaniaa:
Nairaland is getting messed up each day, peeps get banned for nothing. Nairaland sucks right now.
Yeah..

Exactly
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by JoelXclusive: 1:08pm On Aug 06, 2016
I vote FYNESTBOI Cc NLJEGA
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by JoelXclusive: 1:06pm On Aug 06, 2016
Dygeasy:
RULES

VOTING COMMENCES BY 10AM WEST AFRICAN TIME AND ENDS BY 6PM

[b]- Demeaning and insulting remarks to the contestants shall not be tolerated. Defaulters shall be banned throughout the duration of the contest without option of parole.

- When voting, please tag NLJega at the end of your vote. i.e "cc NLJega". ( I vote for Seun. Cc NLJega)

- Any vote not tagged with "NLJega" will be counted as invalid.


- Votes from accounts registered after the 1st of April would be counted as invalid.

- Votes from accounts created before the 1st of April 2016 and with less than 300 posts as at 1st of April would also be counted as invalid.


- Remember that votes would be subtracted and depending on the enormity of the offence, a contestant risks outright disqualification if at any point during the course of the competition, it is discovered that a Contestant breaks any of the rules or derogates, insults or bullies another contestant.


- Members/Audience/Voters should please endeavour to cast their votes in one post and at once too because votes would start getting counted from the get go and to ensure votes accuracy and timely announcement of results, we implore you not to make unnecessary modifications. This will reduce spamming of the thread and the forum at large with votes soliciting and even If you CC the official umpire "NLJega" after a modification, your vote MAY NOT be counted.


- There will be no campaigning of any sorts on the voting thread. Failure to comply with this results in an outright ban till the end of the contest with no option of parole.

I do hope we all have a wonderful voting experience.[/b]
CENTRAL AFRICAN TIME NOT WEST Africa TIME
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Has Failed Nigeria, But PDP Needs Restructuring by JoelXclusive: 12:25pm On Aug 06, 2016
Hello. love this post ..

how do we curb this shii



what does it take for a Nigerian to register a political party for youths only..

I mean graduates/undergraduates


I'm looking forward to registering one since PDP and APC has failed us
PoliticsRe: Newly Appointed NPA Boss Hadiza Usman Is Dating Gov El-rufai (FALSE INFORMATION) by JoelXclusive: 5:02pm On Jul 13, 2016
It's funny how we take things at face value.
How did we get here?
A sensible leader looks to carry everyone along so that he can effectively carry out the required leadership objectives.
This coward that overthrew a democratic government but was kicked out of office without a single bullet is the reason for the hardship and confusion in the country today.
1. Only him is causing a rift between the three arms of government with his outright foolishness, threatnening our democracy.
2. Chasing all foreign investors out of the country with his hopeless policies.
3. Created numerous agitations all over the country (IPOB, NDA, etc).
4. A grand patron to fulani herdsmen
5. Chasing his personal and political enemies under the guise of "fighting corruption" - more funny is how some people are swallowing this deceit (the dolt has singlehandedly converted supposedly learned individuals to obvious dundees - or zombies)
6. Bringing back the days of militancy, bombings and kidnapping.
7. There will never be a more hypocritical president in Nigeria
8. Prices of everything we know has sky rocketed
9. Stable electricity has become a thing of the past
10. Unemployment and job losses at a world record high
11. We have never been more divided in the history of this country - we now hate each other's tribes so much!
If i continue to list there wont be enough space or time......
Buhari even your zombies don't want you to fulfill any promise again. Just restore Nigeria to the way you met it! You are a curse to us!!!
May joint air strike from Sango, Oya, Obatala, Amadioha, Thor, Zeus, Superman, Batman, Ogun, Captain America, et al obliterate your existence!
PoliticsRe: What Does It Entail To Impeach A President? by JoelXclusive: 4:59pm On Jul 13, 2016
It's funny how we take things at face value.
How did we get here?
A sensible leader looks to carry everyone along so that he can effectively carry out the required leadership objectives.
This coward that overthrew a democratic government but was kicked out of office without a single bullet is the reason for the hardship and confusion in the country today.
1. Only him is causing a rift between the three arms of government with his outright foolishness, threatnening our democracy.
2. Chasing all foreign investors out of the country with his hopeless policies.
3. Created numerous agitations all over the country (IPOB, NDA, etc).
4. A grand patron to fulani herdsmen
5. Chasing his personal and political enemies under the guise of "fighting corruption" - more funny is how some people are swallowing this deceit (the dolt has singlehandedly converted supposedly learned individuals to obvious dundees - or zombies)
6. Bringing back the days of militancy, bombings and kidnapping.
7. There will never be a more hypocritical president in Nigeria
8. Prices of everything we know has sky rocketed
9. Stable electricity has become a thing of the past
10. Unemployment and job losses at a world record high
11. We have never been more divided in the history of this country - we now hate each other's tribes so much!
If i continue to list there wont be enough space or time......
Buhari even your zombies don't want you to fulfill any promise again. Just restore Nigeria to the way you met it! You are a curse to us!!!
May joint air strike from Sango, Oya, Obatala, Amadioha, Thor, Zeus, Superman, Batman, Ogun, Captain America, et al obliterate your existence!
PoliticsRe: Government Banned Keke Napep In Abuja ?? by JoelXclusive: 4:57pm On Jul 13, 2016
It's funny how we take things at face value.
How did we get here?
A sensible leader looks to carry everyone along so that he can effectively carry out the required leadership objectives.
This coward that overthrew a democratic government but was kicked out of office without a single bullet is the reason for the hardship and confusion in the country today.
1. Only him is causing a rift between the three arms of government with his outright foolishness, threatnening our democracy.
2. Chasing all foreign investors out of the country with his hopeless policies.
3. Created numerous agitations all over the country (IPOB, NDA, etc).
4. A grand patron to fulani herdsmen
5. Chasing his personal and political enemies under the guise of "fighting corruption" - more funny is how some people are swallowing this deceit (the dolt has singlehandedly converted supposedly learned individuals to obvious dundees - or zombies)
6. Bringing back the days of militancy, bombings and kidnapping.
7. There will never be a more hypocritical president in Nigeria
8. Prices of everything we know has sky rocketed
9. Stable electricity has become a thing of the past
10. Unemployment and job losses at a world record high
11. We have never been more divided in the history of this country - we now hate each other's tribes so much!
If i continue to list there wont be enough space or time......
Buhari even your zombies don't want you to fulfill any promise again. Just restore Nigeria to the way you met it! You are a curse to us!!!
May joint air strike from Sango, Oya, Obatala, Amadioha, Thor, Zeus, Superman, Batman, Ogun, Captain America, et al obliterate your existence!
CelebritiesRe: 8-Day Fidau Prayers For Bukky Ajayi (Photos) by JoelXclusive: 4:14pm On Jul 13, 2016
"ARE YOU AS BORED AS I AM" . . then read the above sentence from the back,it still makes sense.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Pictured With Her Grown Children (Photos) by JoelXclusive: 4:07pm On Jul 13, 2016
When someone you hate falls down,you be like . "OMG,IS THE FLOOR OK?"




"ARE YOU AS BORED AS I AM" . . then read the above sentence from the back,it still makes sense.OK
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye's Condolence Visit To Elisha Olawale by JoelXclusive: 7:03am On Jul 13, 2016
41lady:
U r just knowing when they about to launch iphone 7plus
really? apple no go kill person.. when I'm thinking of iPhone 4s dem wan launch 7plus..
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye's Condolence Visit To Elisha Olawale by JoelXclusive: 10:02pm On Jul 12, 2016
[quote author=EYIMICHAEL post=47479534][/quote]young man!!
was that y u associated my generation with it

may thunderstorm fire u ,ur mouth/hand and generation too..
ahan!!!
for what na?
u pipu will just come to nairaland to curse somebody!



















#modified I'm sorry for insulting u




oya u sef say sorry








..






#one love.
EducationRe: Photo Of Seun Egbeyemi EKSU Accident Victim by JoelXclusive: 9:54pm On Jul 12, 2016
RIP fine girl


I'm seeing a different seun



tot it was seun osewa...@op


na joke ooo


but how many people dey bear this girl name for Fb
.

na y I no wan like Fb again


like 10 people go dey bear my name.. out of that 10 8 na fake..

the remaining two na me and person. sha
.

EducationRe: UNN Releases Admission Screening Application Forms by JoelXclusive: 9:42pm On Jul 12, 2016
FG should charge them to court for requesting for money

what nonsense!!!

jamb posted me to Harvard university
and I choose unilag
what should I do?

should I go to the Harvard or unilag

or I should sue dibu to Court for psyching me
since IPhone 7 is coming out in September...whi
ch means iPhone 6 is going to be cheap....And will result in the fall of price of iPhone 5
.
So that I will be able to afford iPhone 4s
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye's Condolence Visit To Elisha Olawale by JoelXclusive: 8:52pm On Jul 12, 2016
RIP...



hope he compensates the family

cos if I be the man..
I no go attend redeem again

*shinesteeth*

MAN of God!!

IPhone 7 is coming out in September...whi
ch means iPhone 6 is going to be cheap....And will result in the fall of price of iPhone 5
.
So that I will be able to afford iPhone 4s
TravelRe: How Can I Study Abroad by JoelXclusive: 8:49pm On Jul 12, 2016
even me sef


if this year jamb no work out I wan jand !!

I don't think God wants me to school here


IPhone 7 is coming out in September...whi
ch means iPhone 6 is going to be cheap....And will result in the fall of price of iPhone 5
.
So that I will be able to afford iPhone 4s
CelebritiesRe: Vector Turns Poultry Farmer by JoelXclusive: 8:47pm On Jul 12, 2016
Good for him

because the way this economy be now ...I no understand

5k no fit do person. for 6 days again



king Kong crooner
anyhow sha

sinxe IPhone 7 is coming out in September...whi
ch means iPhone 6 is going to be cheap....And will result in the fall of price of iPhone 5
.
So that I will be able to afford iPhone 4s
EducationRe: Has Anyone Whose Registration Number Number Starts With 66 Been Posted Yet by JoelXclusive: 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2016
same here too.

I've not been posted
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Hits The Studio With Jaywon (photos) by JoelXclusive: 8:40pm On Jul 12, 2016
so na virtual DJ toto dike dey use make beats/record..

she no see fl studio or cubase or logic pro


In other news

IPhone 7 is coming out in September...whi
ch means iPhone 6 is going to be cheap....And will result in the fall of price of iPhone 5
.
So that I will be able to afford iPhone 4s
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Children Zahrah And Yusuf Graduate From UK Universities by JoelXclusive(op): 7:22pm On Jul 12, 2016
more

PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Children Zahrah And Yusuf Graduate From UK Universities by JoelXclusive(op): 7:21pm On Jul 12, 2016
more pics

PoliticsPresident Buhari's Children Zahrah And Yusuf Graduate From UK Universities by JoelXclusive(op): 7:17pm On Jul 12, 2016

HealthRe: My Left Ear Has Been Blocked For 4 Days Now... Help!!! by JoelXclusive: 6:44pm On Jul 12, 2016
how often do u use earpiece on ur ear
PoliticsRe: Light Up Lagos Project In Badagry by JoelXclusive: 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2016
e no easy to dey chill with gov ambode
EducationRe: PHOTOS: See How Secondary School Students Greeted Lagos CP In Badagry,lagos by JoelXclusive: 12:29pm On Jul 12, 2016
I was there... they went for a meeting with Lagos state task force at badagry..
RomanceRe: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by JoelXclusive: 8:48pm On Jul 11, 2016
OK
EducationRe: JAMB Has Updated Their Website With This New Admission Guidelines For 2016/17 by JoelXclusive: 6:28am On Jul 10, 2016
good morning guys.. can someone summarize how this years admission will be like after reading through wat the OP posted

pls.. I'm. confused!
EducationRe: How To Enjoy The Course You Hate. by JoelXclusive: 7:51am On Jul 07, 2016
FakeNEWSevryday:
teacher also contribute like op just did right now,u want to encourage students to love the hated subject and u wrote long list of epistle and u believe they will read it?
lol.. I wonder ooo..

we're in the 21st century for Christ sake!
EducationRe: How To Enjoy The Course You Hate. by JoelXclusive: 6:33am On Jul 07, 2016
okay.. noted.
but this thing use style long oo

Nairaland General“I Wish I Could Stand” Bukky Ajayi Gives Emotional Speech After The Award by JoelXclusive(op): 7:06pm On Jul 06, 2016
Emotion ran high as veteran actress, Bukky Ajayi was announced the winner of this year’s AMVCA Industry merit award at the AfricaMagic Viewers Choice Awards.
While receiving the award it, the veteran actress gave a very emotional speech. Standing ovation also greeted the announcement of the 82-year-old actress as she was wheeled to the stage to receive her priceless award.
“I wish I could stand up. But if I stand up I will fall down. Are you all standing for me? Thank you. I am very very grateful to you.”
With tears rolling her cheeks, the octogenarian actress pleaded with anyone she has offended to forgive her just as she has forgiven anyone that has offended her.
Her speech was emotional as silence enveloped the hall while it lasted.
RIP BUKKY AJAYI
RIP mama. You are indeed a model to many young and upcoming actresses out there.
Funny enough, I watched some of her good scenes in a movie yesterday. She will certainly be missed
And she will also Be in Heaven
http://joelxclusive..co.id/2016/07/throwback-amvca-2016-i-wish-i-could.html?m=1

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