₦airaland Forum

Hahahahaha! Diaris God o!

Cholls:
My brother I see u don't really know much about the game. Stop begging anybody to love u if u want to own anything you have to buy it. Congratulations the babe has already given you the green light she say she no want you has boyfriend that she wants something mature. My brother if you wan win the babe heart you have to have ($) to have her.

Thanks sir, sometin mature at dis age abi?? For money, I dey comfortable for now.

Whizzdom:
Op ... Make you try again and again ... I knw gurls like her ... she doesn't wanna be hurt

Try to kiss her by force .. like it was done in the love movies ... where the actor kisses the gurl by force

You knw wot i min OP ... use ya brain and tactics ... don't back down ... Cos if you back down

I go collect am 4 ya hand ... jus give me her numba and location ... i trust masef

hahahaha, ha numba is 08030014***.


To kiss her?? Wen I dy ready I go try am bro. No b nw jare!

FLAWLES:
Nairalanders una can lie sha,,,,,,,she's beatifull,intelligent,she gat big boobs ad yhash)she no de ever ugly or de average? 8-)

every woman is beautiful, buh believe me dis gurl fine pass U, I swear.


Btw, if she wor wor, y I go dy wori myslf?? :

aristocrazzy:
Just face it u r her BFF not BF, as simple as that.

wic one be BFF bro?

malakh7:
[color=orange]friendzone
Don't give up though.
But don't disturb her too much about it....don't seem desperate [/color]

U r the Boss! Konfam Advice!

Icecream4U:
She has friendzoned your a.zz

I'll return wit a testimony, I assure U

Kovic08:
Welcome To Friendzone

hahahahaha! I go soon catapult out of it, I promise U.

DesChyko:
Easy.. Try Again.

We've been hanging out since then, buh just on a mutual relationship, I'm planning to try again on her forth coming birthday, Nov 21.

I met this babe when I went for computer Knowledge Acquisition, She is purely a definition of womanhood, she is a student but combines it with the training(just like me).

It took me time to get close to her, we got so close people thought we r dating. We chat, talk minutes on phone, hang out, play, visit eachother, I even knw her sisters.

So one day I choose to break the ice, I told her how much I admire her and wanna make her my Galfriend, She smilled and just said "I can't date U, Val" I went crazy buh hid it, she even adviced me to get any babe she'll help me talk to her.


Buh, Honestly I love and wanna make her mine.


To the best of my knowledge, She gat no guy she is dating.

So what do I do?


#NL, abeg help a soul in distress o!

jomile:
if I stay quite my guy feels threatened by it,he will tink I have somtin fishy up my sleeve,but if I say my mind,he feels relaxed,I dont give a shit if he dont call wen he is supposed to,dere r interesting tins to argue about,making up after d argument is d best part

ok o. Nice of ya

jomile:
if she is shy wit u,den crazy wit her friends,which means she is pretending,nd wen u get married to her u will witness a whole now side of her dat u have not seen b4,y cant a lady argue in a relationship,I luv argument,I even end up doing tins dat will make us argue,cos to me I believe it spice up d relationship,nd its always fun,nd d 2 of us will understand each oda better

my dear, if U do dat alot, abeg minimize it o, before U get branded with a Nagging symbol.

Guys lyk me feel at hell when arguing over little issues, (if my gal intentional wana gv me hell, she starts wit "y didn't U cal me by 9 ystdy" hahahaha.

Ipledge:
Might be true,I know how she behave among her friends?

ladies na Chammileon, so bro, sit down and fink small o!

Ipledge:
Might be true,I know how she behave among her friends?

bro ladies na chammileon,

Dat babe fit be saucy o! Maybe she dnt wana show u ha bad mouth.


My opinion sha

Ask her for Sex, lets see if she will argue it genuiness!


If she puts no resistance, its either She overloves U, or just dumb.. (dats if U neva bleep her sef)

sheyman4phy:
Bro I think the topic is clarified enuf.."UNIVERSITIES" so tell me how do u want him to include POLYTHECHNICS in that list?

u rily nid an ansa?

[quote author=Adememu post=27974457][/quote]No its a mosque!

U ve neva gotten in a contest wit one of its product I gues.

deyemia:
Guy Relax,
This na section for best Nigerian UNIVERSITIES
no ves

#team_I_dey_school.

thankyouJesus:
I must be a lazy person judging by this your write up. No insult taken.

thanks alot Boss for your humble understanding.

So poly na Secondary School abi that U couldn't sum it in your Segregational Research?


We Nigerians are inherently laden with self-discriminating and ethical division.

Clueless research from a biased Nigeria dividing mind. Mtcheew!

:|


#Disclaimer: :@ @OP, I was nt in any little way insulting U, just felt U should fasten ur seatbelt and dive into concrete-complex research before presenting anything in a multiple involved sector, to avoid harsh quotes. Merci.



#Modified... The Ftc was displaced to make mine le premier, (just lyk GEJ got there by luck ) God is doing sometin in my life o!

If Only U can Renovate Abia(Aba) to a Diamond level, U gat my vote Sir!

iceberylin:
i met one before...
Sha na rain bring us together...

Waitn leta happem na story for the gods

kai the gods dey chop beta story o!

iceberylin:
Very easy to catch chicks

bro, U sabi dem too?? Lol Mouau chics una case don reach God office o!

Kingsley1000:
Trust me,one thing i love about mouau babes is that u dnt need to spend exhorbitantly,just bottle of mineral and snatcks would do...they are simple,love guys with big phone/laptop just 4 movie(seems absurd).
A girl fit cum ur hauz 10pm even pass the nite just to watch movies...
Which sch u dey?are u a graduate?

and dat bottle of soft drink and snack na their code o! And if T get current Video and music for fone come dy play am for their side, ah bro U don chop balance diet o! Hahahahahahahaha

Kingsley1000:
Trust me,one thing i love about mouau babes is that u dnt need to spend exhorbitantly,just bottle of mineral and snatcks would do...they are simple,love guys with big phone/laptop just 4 movie(seems absurd).
A girl fit cum ur hauz 10pm even pass the nite just to watch movies...
Which sch u dey?are u a graduate?

grawetin? Lol, bro ma area worst, U knw Abia poly babes na, if U live near School, come dy use big tinx and dy dress smartly, U go chop tire!


If I create threads on daily/monthly experiences, U go laff tire my brother!

Please can someone create sometin like a groupchat probably whatsapp for Corel Userz, and Beginners who are really interested in learning.

Wow! U Just inspired me bro, I thought I knw it all till I saw dis, neva tried creating anytin new since few weeks now!


Where is my lappy! Coreldraw don start

Kingsley1000:
Yea na mouau..umudike
Lol...my brother dem be rainbow

lol, my bro, As a guy studying in the East, am a freelancer, as in I dey Visit Uturu and Umudike like say I dey go Canteen, if I begin write my experience(s). Kai I dy claim shyness at first till I sweep dem off their feet. Lol

Kingsley1000:
having u been in a public transport?we sat on the 3rd seat,she being at the extreme right,am at the middle...her seat is mobile(dey us to fold it for passengers that are passing to and fro in the bus)

my guy, read dis above comment very well and do some needful modifications abeg, na University U dey abeg.

MisterLongman:
What is the motive behind this thread ......
No seat in front of her, She rested on your back,
na pickup van you enter

was also wondering dat o!


btw if na Moua U dy talk about @op una gals no get Redlight, its either yellow or green