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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 11:32pm On Sep 27, 2014
davidmascot: I want Alomo bitters not Zobo ooo.
haha zobo and alomo would have 2 wait,i knw i wont be in d merit list cos of a mistake i did,but i have confirmed 4rm ifa and gurumaraji said i would be in anoda list.:::::.:so am going bk 2 sambisa forest:::...haydotz,dora,davidmascot,johnwilsz,chiamamka nd odas..i would appreciate it if u cn bring all ur celebration foods nd drinks 2 sambisa..am expecting u ...bye...duty calls
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 9:15pm On Sep 27, 2014
So admin merit list is out i dnt know na..3500 followed topics...am part of d soldiers dat killed shekau dats y am nt informed
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 12:17am On Sep 25, 2014
olumorinmoses: i dont knw sha.
ask 4rm any lecturer,stalite u knw...
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 12:02am On Sep 25, 2014
olumorinmoses: ur jamb combo mite b d problem cos im having d same prob despite my high score. dey wil giv us anoda course.
will dey? Are u sure?wich list?leg or without leg?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by johe58: 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2014
pls hw mny lists do oau release 4 admitting students?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 5:51pm On Sep 23, 2014
Ladokun12: noooo na admin stage
i dnt think so,heard dat it is at d screening stage,if u dnt have d required subjects..ur admission would be cancelled unless u have a long leg nearby...well
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2014
adeshola1:
please how do u measure a connection
na garri?oau will cause sumtin o
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 2:10pm On Sep 19, 2014
Bleep,even d ghosts are amazed at ur spawn of incredulous janjalistic nonsense..come 2 d land of d ghosts,we would teach u hw 2 do it beta(rsvp) ....disappers into ghost mode....interlude
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by johe58: 1:09pm On Sep 13, 2014
guyz is dere change of course@oau,and pls if dere is,is d form still out?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by johe58: 6:04pm On Sep 12, 2014
pls honourable stalites i am 4rm d 2014/2015 thread bt i have a question:do merit list comprises of catchment marks and elds?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 5:21pm On Sep 12, 2014
pls aspirants,did d merit list includes dose who get over their catchment area marks,but nt up 2 d merit cutoff?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 1:03pm On Sep 12, 2014
babysmart: I heard d ebola suspect tested negative...really hope it's tru...

@dammytrager...yea d subject combo isn't ryt 4 pol.sci....bt d question is aw wuld she change her course....if she gets to change it den she shuld go 4 a course dat her aggregate can get her... sorry is it he or she

why is everyone talking bout admission list wen all d cut offs avnt been released or av dey
pls how would she change it?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 3:47pm On Sep 10, 2014
Reacher10:

Who knows this stuff please??
wich uni?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 3:37pm On Sep 10, 2014
am seeing tinz
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 1:22pm On Sep 10, 2014
Babafaros: ENGLISH-420
LINGUISTICS-147
DRAMATIC ARTS-69,
FOREIGN LANG-99
HISTORY-66
MUSIC-38
PHILOSOPHY-86
REL. STUDIES-76
GEOGRAPHY-56
INTER REL-91
MGT&ACCT-337
PUBLIC ADMIN-165
LOCAL GOVT-128
pls wat did u mean by dis?is it d no of students dey would admit or no of students dat got above cutoff?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 9:16pm On Sep 09, 2014
d ebola case is a lie jare(confirmed 4rm sources)...dis rumour mongers u no go kill sum1
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 8:43pm On Sep 09, 2014
@babafaros,understatement,since it z nt confirmed..y start carrying rumours?and wat u do u mean by defer admission?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 8:39pm On Sep 09, 2014
@leitner,i would press green bt my oda hand would be close 2 red,if green turns out 2 be...
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 8:31pm On Sep 09, 2014
understatement: Sad news here peepz..a girl has been tested positive 4 ebola on campus..school excpected to shut down immediately..i know i should be more concerned about people's safety but make i no lie,deep inside me it's much more bout resumption..gosh!
wat are u saying,wich campus?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 10:44am On Sep 09, 2014
uumm:
he's just a student o, he didn't do anything, and he's not a pd don
k,u scored d highest in wah?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 10:24am On Sep 09, 2014
who is umoh micheal pls?wat did he do ?is he d pd don in d skul or wah?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2014
XXX5: I still remain the centurion of this thread mr lietner ur allegations cannot be backed up logically



E~X~P~O~S~E~D: Satanism has taken over the music industry and hollywood. Please if you are a true
christian, don't watch this movie called "CORPUS CHRISTI" and don't listen to kanye west song called''I AM A God'' . I know you love watching movies and listening to SONGS but for Christ sake, don't get tempted. The movie Corpus Christi is due to be released this June to August. This disgusting film is set to appear in America later this year and it depicts Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals! As a play, this has already been in theatres for a while. It is called Corpus Christi ' which means 'The Christ Body.' It's a revolting mockery of our Lord. But, we can make a difference. That's why I am sending this message to you. If you do send this around, we may be able to prevent this film from showing in AFRICA. Apparently, some regions in Europe have already banned the film. We need a lot of prayers and a lot of mails. As a Christian, I want to take a stand in what I believe in and stop the mockery of Jesus Christ our Saviour. At the risk of a bit of inconvenience, I'm forwarding this to all I think would appreciate it. Please help us prevent such offences against our Lord. It will take you less than 2 minutes to pass it on. If you are not interested, or do not have the 2 minutes it will take to do this, please don't complain when God does not have time for you, because He is far busier than we are. Remember, Jesus said 'Deny Me on earth and I'll deny you before my Father. Pass it on to show that you love JESUS........ pass it to at least 12 people....... and be blessed at the end of the day....... God bless u.... Dont complain Just foward.
: "In mid-2011 a documentary film was released
chronicling a touring production
of Terrence McNally's stage play
Corpus Christi. The play does, in
fact, depict Jesus Christ as a
gay man. The documentary is entitled Corpus Christi: Playing with Redemption."(source)google..is dis movie resurfacing again?thought it wz banned in 2011
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 8:05pm On Sep 08, 2014
uumm:
I lost page 100.. can't afford to lose 101. in other words, I counter declare... Abacha style wink
nw 2 of u i declare i am d winner 2 end ur disagreement..BOKO HARAM AND EBOLA style..2 in 1 packaged deluxe...nw who z talking?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2014
dis thread should represent Nigeria in d next track olympic games.y?its running faster dan usian bolt
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2014
XXX5:


itz kull being a winner buh the prize ain't kul
d kulest of prize nw is getting admitted,u would agree wit me?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 7:06pm On Sep 08, 2014
Chiamaka01:

You're a mean man. sad
no..jxt joking..and am a boy-guy-man(lol)
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 7:04pm On Sep 08, 2014
4 ftc hunters, 2 win anoda 1,jxt count d comments,if it z up to 33,d next comment would open d next page
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 6:57pm On Sep 08, 2014
Chiamaka01: Ccongratulobia, XXX5. cry I say this with a heavy heart. Any consolation prize for me from the prize-givers?
chiamaka ur consolation prize:open ur doors 2nite am sending 2 mosquitoes 2 bite u wit blessing(lol)
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 6:54pm On Sep 08, 2014
XXX5: HELO
mr Bleep u are hereby declared as d king of dis thread......your gift and prize:every gal who gets admitted would wash ur clothes 4 1 week(so beta get admitted),and ur duty:u will wash every boy's clothes here 4 1 week(still getting admitted..lol)
buh u are really a winner
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 4:46pm On Sep 08, 2014
I'm tired of this Dettol
Adverts, children
nowadays believe there
are Germs
everywhere....
My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with
a Dettol can in his
pocket.
He Sprinkles his friends
before he plays
with them..... Sprinkles his books
before reading.....
This morning, my tea
and bread tasted
awful...I Took a few sips n
bites before I realized
my
Nephew had poured
Dettol in my
Breakfast to kill germs.... If
my nephew doesn't kill
me,who
will?
Laff 4 christ sake
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 4:19pm On Sep 08, 2014
uumm:
welcome to the family bro.
still, nothing beats page 100- the accolades, the fame, dignitaries from all around the world gathering all over NL to witness the...... okay let me stop over-hyping it.

may the best man or woman (highly unlikely) win
bros u are very funny o,fame,dignatries..na olympics,world cup,miss word abi national event we dey talk abt?Well d ftc on page 100, would really be lucky and shuld be crowned king/queen of dis thread..would have joined bt d competition z 2 high
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by johe58: 3:29pm On Sep 08, 2014
Leitner:
Yorubas will say "why should you go to Sokoto. When what you are looking for is in your Sokoto (Trouser)". Why should I go to Romance when I get a direct answer here from a reliable source. Plus T-fare money from here to romance go wan cost small. So @ least,if you no go look Blud tinz,save a soul from wasting T-fare money wink .



P.S- I eventually went to Romance section as you said,met a nairalander: Mr.Cork. When I asked him,he told me the word is the same as his username. But I still don't get it ,is cork not supposed to be something you use in physics for Relative density practical . Chaimaka,babysmart,pls I know I'm so 60's but you guyz should pls tell me the meaning of this 2 words and not send me away again embarassed .
am nt a saint bt u want a lady 2 tell u d meaning of cork?which i guess u already knw...lets see d ist lady dat will give u d answer

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