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we both were friends but we have different ideas

you go after high class nd I go after moderate

you buy iPhone 7 nd I buy tecno second hand old andriod

you laugh at me nd call me a fool with no class

I smile at you because you had no sense

you befriends babes nd spends thousands on them

I befriend a girl whom taught me how to invest nd make money

I try to advise you as a friend but you insult me nd laments that my babes clothes is outdated

okay due to your nagging I finally realized that we are world apart so we parted ways nd broke our friendship

15 years later we met at a filling station nd becos I was speaking to a fuel attendant, you thought I was a fuel seller or maybe off duties today,

so you walk majestically nd shake me nd started catching up with me

you thought I was so poor that you gave me some naira notes to enjoy,
the fuel attendant laughes at you bt you never knew nor care to ask why

I told you to keep your money but still yet you broke my heart by calling me a poor guy whom does not have class

I finally decided to show you class

I told the the fuel attendant to scatter your car with a hammer which he gladly did

you angrly hold me nd was about to fight Wen men in black rush to my side nd lift you up the ground

I walked up to you nd told you that life has been good to me because I had no class then but now I own power nd class, nd I told my bodyguard to transfer the money of your damaged car to your bank account,

later on, wen you finally realized that I am an oil mogul in the society, you cried nd tried to be friends again but I refused because Wen you had class, I refused to have nd I tried to make you see the greater good but you were so blind to see it. #### by favour John

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Ade never in his life felt what he feels now, behold he couldn't speak at the mighty presence of the glorious archangel Micheal, the great general of the mighty host of heaven,

Archangel micheal----------(angrly points at death) how dare you try to manipulate a mortal

Angel of death---------(fears) sir I just wanted to take away my words from his head, only that sir and nothing less

Archangel Micheal ------------ (draws his immortality sword which is capable of destroying both the body and soul at once) your power could be easily taken away from you,

Angel of death--------- but that is for father to decide, not you

Archangel Micheal ------------yes of course, but for battling words with a mortal and trying to tamper with his brain, I think you shall be gracefully fit to to limp with a wound for a thousand year

Angel of death ------(tries to escape) hell no

Archangel Micheal rushes and stab the demon leg before he could disappear and he simply toss him aside like trash, then the angel gracfuly touches ade mom and sanctified her

Ade mom--------(smiles) I feel so different and strong

Archangel Micheal--------you are pure of heart dear, and father has decided that you are fit to come to heaven

Ade-------------thanks sir for saving my mum

Archangel Micheal -------(stares at ade) little one, it is quiet extraordinary for a mortal being like you to see me with your ordinary eyes, unless you are a nature being possessing both side.


Ade------------they say I am an epic being of the great sango

Archangel Micheal---------do you worship him

Ade---------yes I do but are you a brother to him

Archangel Micheal------ no, I am a humble servant from heaven

Ade------(laughs) you are joking right, I mean if you are a servant then whom is your master

Archangel Micheal ---------my master is the creator of all beings and powers, he is called by many names but he remains I am that I am

Ade------------so is that where you are taking my mum to

Archangel Micheal-----yes

Ade------------i would like to meet with your master and talk to him, face to face

Archangel Micheal------------- firstly, you have to die first and most importantly you have to be pure and holy, by following the wisdom of Jesus Christ which is the easiest way to above

Ade mom------------but how come am I chosen to go there

Archangel Micheal --------------i have inflicted pains in him whom should put you to rest so father asked me to bring you along with me after this

Ade------------(happily cries) mummy it is quiet a blessing for you to finally have eternal life

Time was far spent, words were exchanged more than words , and archangel Micheal opens the path to heaven, ade looks with his mortal eyes as he caught glimpse of a city in which it's city was as pure and sparkle like diamonds, he awes at its glory And he hears archangel Micheal final words before the portals closes

Archangel Micheal -------------- clear your path, ade and prepare yourself for what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul

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Ade was not afraid of the fear striking ghost but unknown to him sango was.


Angel of death----------(ignores ade and sniffs like a wolf) I smell the presence of a demigod

Ade-----------(excited and boasts) my god will destroy you and save my mom

Ade mom tries to speak but she was lips struck by death

Ade-----------(screams) sango the faithful, the unique god among all gods, destroy this being from the face of death


Sango refuse to appear because he could not do anything against the laws of nature



Angel of death ----------(smiles ) it seems like you underestimate me ade, the only power capable of destroying me Is from the throne of mercy, and I
have not broken any rules yet, but except for Jesus the self proclaimed Messiah whom cheated me

Ade-----------you said no power is capable of destroying you, then whom is Jesus

Angel of death--------he remains a mystery to me but at the mention of his name, principalities of powers bow

Angel of death was not a fool, he realizes that he has given ade a tool to fight him with so he walk up to ade and was about to wipe out his memory before the earth shakes and behold the glorious archangel Micheal appears

Am really sorry for the delay in update, currently typing nw

We often talk about women or girls' virginity and the consequencies of breaking it. Some ladies even regrate breaking theirs and decide to surrender their lives to God even when they know that they cannot gain their phisical virginity back but pardon from God.

Thence comes this questions.

ARE BOYS OR MEN ALSO VIRGIN AND CAN IT BE DESTROYED?

valyzubxx:
If your girlfriend has a girlfriend that means you have two girlfriends ~ Lucious Lyon

dats not helping

LESSON 3 ---- POWER

POWER IS THE ABILITY TO SAY YES AND NOBODY CAN SAY NO, POWER FLOWS WITH WEALTH BUT POWER IS VERY HARD TO ATTAIN. IF YOU DESIRE POWER THEN YOU MUST START FROM STAGE ONE, I HAVE SPLIT THE UNITS OF ACHIEVING POWER INTO FIVE STAGES AS YOU FOLLOW THE RULES, I PRAY THAT YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS

STAGE ONE ----- COMMAND A UNIQUE PRESENSE
POWER IS VIEWED BASED ON YOUR PERSONALITY, CARRY YOURSELF WITH GRACE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU ARE RICH OR POOR BUT ALWAYS COMAND WISDOM, WHEN YOU HAVE MAKE WISDOM YOUR FLOCK, POWER WILL COME TO YOU

STAGE TWO------- YOUR APPERANCE
YOU HAVE TO DRESS CORPRATE, IF YOU WANT TO COMMAND POWER , YOU MUST BE SELECTIVE IN YOUR DRESSING , PICK AND DRESS IN DESIGNERS

STAGE THREE ----- TAKE NOBODY SIDE
WHEN TWO PEOPLE QUARELL OR ARGUE AND IT FALL IN YOUR ODDS TO CHOSE A SIDE, MAINTAIN BOTH SIDE, WHEN YOU CHOSE A SIDE THEN THAT PERSON YOU CHOSE OWNS YOU AND THE SIDE YOU IGNORE WILL HATE YOU AND YOU MAY NEVER GAIN ANYTHING FROM THEM AGAIN, BUT INORDER TO MASTER POWER, YOU HAVE TO EITHER TRY TO RECONCILE THEM OR LEAVE THEM TO THEIR FATE AND WHATSOEVER SIDE THAT WINS WILL RESPECT YOU

STAGE FOUR ------ TALKLESS.

IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE POWER THEN YOU HAVE TO SAYLESS THAN NECESSARY, WORDS WHEN BEING SAID CANNOT BE TAKEN BACK SO ITS RATHER BETTER TO SAY LESS THAN SAYING WORDS WHICH COULD BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE FUTURE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE TONGUE IS A WEAPON THAT SHOULD BE SURPASSED AT ALL COST

STAGE FIVE ---- SELF INTREST

WHEN YOU ARE PROPOSING A BUSINESS IDEAL TO A BUSINESS MAN APPLEAL YOUR IDEAL TO HIS SELF INTEREST

LESSON 2-- REPUTATION AND HONESTY

IT IS VERY HARD TO BE HONEST IN LIFE BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY SHORT ROUTE TO WEALTH THAT COULD TARNISH OUR REPUTATION FOREVER,
IT TAKE YEARS TO BUILD UP OUR REPUTATION BUT IT TAKES SECONDS TO DESTROY IT
IF YOU WANT TO MAINTAIN A HIGH REPUTATION IN LIFE THEN YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST IN EVERYTHING YOU DO
THE BRAIN ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG BUT IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SELECT OUR HEART DESIRE, WHEN YOU MAKE HONESTY, YOUR STRONGHOLD THEN EVERYONE WILL LOOK UP TO YOU, PEOPLE WILL HELP YOU, YOU WILL BE PROMOTED IN WORK AND BUSINESS TYCOONS WILL INVEST IN YOUR BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT YOU ARE HONEST AND THEY WILL FEEL SAFE WITH THEIR MONEY WITH YOU BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION THEN PEOPLE WILL USE YOU AS A SCAPE GOAT EXAMPLE TO THEIR CHILDREN, NOBODY WILL INVEST IN WHATSOEVER GODSENT IDEA YOU HAVE AND THEY WILL LABEL YOU AS A 419
SO BUILD UP A STRONG REPUTATION THROUGH HONESTY, IT IS VERY EASY TO DO THE WRONG THINGS BUT IT IS VERY HARD TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT BUT AS YOU MAKE HONESTY YOUR STRONGHOLD THEN IT WILL SINK DEEP INTO YOU AND YOU WILL BUILD A STRONG REPUTATION



LESSON 3 LOADING.......................

I DECIDED TO OPEN THIS FORUM TO TOUCH LIVES AND PUSH THEM AND ALSO ME TO GREATNESS.

LESSON 1 - THE EXCUSE

MOST OF US ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR ANY FAILURE OR SHORTCOMINGS IN LIFE, WE TEND TO BLAME OTHERS FOR OUR MISFORTUNE INSTEAD OF TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR MISTAKE, WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE AND TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT THEN YOU WOULD HARDLY REPEAT IT, BUT WHEN YOU BLAME OTHERS THEN THAT MISTAKE IS BOUND TO REPEAT AGAIN BECAUSE YOU WOULD STILL TREAD ON THAT SAME PATH AND FALL AGAIN. BUT THE WORST THING IS THAT THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE TO POINT AT AND AS YOU KEEP ON POINTING THEN YOU WOULD NEVER EVER LEARN


LESSON 1 - ILLUSTRATION -- LOOK AT YOURSELF, IN WHAT AREA ARE YOU LACKING, STOP BLAMING YOUR UNCLE FOR NOT PAYING YOUR SCHOOL FEES, WORK HARD AND PAY, TO EVERY PROBLEM THERE IS ALWAYS A SOLUTION BUT A PROBLEM IS NEVER FITTED TO BE SOLVED UNLESS YOU ACKNOWLEDGED IT


LESSON 1 -DETERMINATION --- ALWAYS BE DETERMINED IN LIFE, THE RICH CLASS ARE THE MOST DETERMINED PEOPLE ON EARTH, IF YOU ARE DETERMINED THEN THERE IS NO MOUNTAIN THAT YOU WILL NOT OVERCOME


LESSON 2 LOADING ---------------------------------

why not, she is just a sec maniac, sex, sex, sex all the time nd I try to meet up with her demands

BEFORE CREATION , HE WASN'T CREATED BUT THE DAY , ADAM ATE THE APPLE, DEATH WAS BORN AND HAS BEEN IN EXISTENCE SINCE, FEW HAS CHEATED HIM, EVEN MOSES THE GREAT PROPHET , FOLLOWED HIM WITHOUT A WORD, WHEN JESUS CHRIST CHEATED HIM MORE THAN ONCE , HE WAS ANGRY AND SWORE NEVER TO JOKE WITH MORTALS AGAIN, SO LOOKING AT A MERE MORTAL DISGUST HIM

UPDATE LOADING..................................

Mc6xty:
report them to efcc

what can efcc do

the whole area smoked with blackness from the depth of hell itself, the angel moved with light stroke that could send chills towards the spine, ADE looked around for sango but discovered that he was no where to be found

angel of death____(opens his mouth to speak with stink sulfur smoking through his lungs) (speaks to ade mom) come my child, it's time to go home

ade mom(cries silently) ade pls don't ever doubt yourself, always believe in yourself and I love you

ade___ (rushes forward bt is being blocked by the barrier ) mom I won't let u go without a fight

angel of death (hisses at ade) you dare to defy high principality of power, it is quite unfortunate that you have the taint of life in you

ade______am not afraid of you

angel of death_____(laughs) you should be, someday I will come for you and i will take you through the paths of ancient beast, and chain you there till the coming of yeshua, dis I promise you

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As minutes tickets by, Amanda realized that ade was not joking, so she quickly jumped into the water, and rescued him,

amanda pumps his stomach while ade spits out water unconsciously,.

ade felt a slight change in the surroundings, then he looked around and discovered that his spirit has left his body, he sees amanda administering pvr to his body then he felt the jolting arrival of shango

ade_______ (kneels in obvilion) sango the great among great , your humble servant awe at your might of your glory,

shango_____my child I slapped u as as u were about to flirt with half my vessel, despite our differences it pains me to tell you this, your mother just passed away

ade_______you are joking right

shango______i don't sympathize, neither do I joke

ade________(cries) wat is the cause of her demise

shango________sometimes it is better not to dig where u ought not to

ade_______she is my mother for crying out loud

shango_______(sighs) dats why i decided to grant her, her last request which was to see you

A shadow slowly drifts in, and before ade could realize it, his mother was standing before him

ade mom_____ my love, how much I wished to see u before my demise

ade_____(rushes to hold his mum, but they were cut aside by a huge barrier) wat is the meaning of dis

shango____ you have the taint of life in you, so you can't be allowed to touch a spirit

ade__________maami, who do this to you

ade mom_______ i was unjustly murdered my love

ade________(angrily speaks out) by who

ade mom_____ i was killed by your uncle tunde

ade__________(roams about angrily) how dare him, I will reap his throat out, and feed it to the dogs, I will destroy everything he love, I will make sure he dies a broken man, I will______

ade mom____(cuts him off) The hunger for vengeance could be you own downfall, my love sometimes it is better to leave matters for God to judge

ade__-_____mom I don't believe in God stories, they are for bedtime stories, I don't believe in karma (as they were speaking, angel of death walks in, the whole surrounding smoke with the blackness from the depth of hell itself)

A big shout out to Toyin223, Sylva2147, and chisiudeh, your comments are encouraging

A good reputation is better than wealth


My new boss wealth was so much that even the rich called him riched and the poor call him a ritualist, His reputation was so tarnished to the extent that no one accept his money.
it was them against the world, which I was mad enough to indulge myself into, but I have experience worst from a mosquito sacking vampire so I forced myself to enjoy my life for now.

it was midday when amanda walked up to me beaming with smiles, she shyly wrap her hands around me ,

amanda____(beaming with smile) dear i want us to go swimming

ade______(frowns) you are definitely not in danger in your own house, so go and swim then

amanda______you are my bodyguard and anywhere I go, u go too

ade__________ well don't think you can order me around like trash

amanda_______ ok pleeessssssss (she pleads)

we walked up to the pool and she changed into her swimming pants, my head scatter at the beautiful shape before me but I remembered the 10th commandments nd i looked away

amanda started narrating her life story of how she lost her mother at 10 years, two year after both of her brothers died mysteriously and she has ever been alone since then, I acted as if I was compassionate towards her but wat that was getting my attention was her sexy shape.
I decided to play Rev Francis, nd i comforted her that she should put her trust in god, while I was a die hard worshiper of shango but I could not tell her that

As I was comforting her she pulled me to her and hugged me tightly, I knew the hunger that she was feeling but I tried to lessen her hug, all to no avail.

She then free her grip and stares into my eyes with last boldly written in my head
i wanted to kiss her but I felt a heavy slap on my face, I stumbled into the swimming pool and I started screaming help, help, help

ade_____ amanda pls help I can't swim

amanda____dear u are really funny funny stop joking and swim out

ade_______(sinks into the water) I can't swim................. water echoes boooooooo

amanda stood outside the pool laughing, this guy is even more funny than AY but unknown to her ade was not joking at all

chisiudeh:
Nice concept.
I remember reading the first chapter over a week ago. Consistency is vital though I know its not easy considering ur schedule.

Anyway, 1 ship load of ink to ur biro

thanks

Sylva2147:
op you have a very nice story but your delay in update is driving your readers away, please be consistent. Anyway thumbs up keep the good work going. NB: I notice that in some cases the story seems as if someone is the one narrating while in some cases as if Ade himself is narrating, please just use either of the two in order not complicate the story. please do mention me when you update.

I will try to update regularly from nw

Ade smiled at the devil incarnate, as he offered him a job in the household,

amanda dad__ i hereby appoint you as a personal bodyguard to my daughter

ade___sir that won't really be necessary

amanda dad___my son, wat are those muscles for, beside i will pay you 150k monthly and u would be in charge of.................

ade quickly cut him off and accepts his deal, i would rather live a day in glory than a thousand years in poverty ade thinks to himself


ade was give the ten commandments of the household

but wat that caught his eyes is the 10th law, flirt with my angel and i will cut your joystick and feed it to u

ade thought it was a joke until rumors spread through the community that amanda boyfriend was found dead and multitated without his joystick