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hail them o moreova my mom tot me to always give out my used toys to odas

my numba na 08110038370. agorelijah@gmail.com...God go sama yu better ideas

Shelia25:
it should only show ur weac results and basic info,but other scanned docs like birth cert,lga etc wont show on d printout but its on d waeup portal......

fanks a million

idiosyncrasy:
it won't show uploaded files..it will only show ur olevel result and some personal data..

fanks a lot b4:he will eat me raw

Pokemon43:
both

bt d online clearance
printout isnt showing his
uploaded document part....bt
its showing on waeup portal

Neldrizzy:
tell him to come with all his original documents and his online clearance print out.

bt d online clearance printout isnt showing his uploaded document part....bt its showing on waeup portal

Neldrizzy:
there is no problem.. Tell him to settle down and get his requirements ready.. My clearance date is tomorrow, right now am still sitting comfortably in My father's house.. i will do mine maybe next week or so... Its Very very allowed *source - one of the clearance officer!

fanks bt shld he go wit his original documents and when he printed his online clearance form after final submission, the print out didnt show d uploaded doc

is photocopy or original doc yu show to d clearance officer?

my broda clearance date was slated for today but he couldnt make it.....hope he can still clear lata or is it gonna affect him....pls any1 shld reply ASAP

I think in dis case its d lack of money

It’s been a while since anything was heard about the
church collapse at the Synagogue Church of All Nations
that claimed about 116 lives back in September last
year.
Since then a coroner’s inquest has been ongoing to try
to determine what exactly happened; an inquest, by
the way, that Joshua has been avoiding like crazy. The
church has meanwhile been falling all over itself in a
pathetic attempt to assign other reasons for the
tragedy aside the flagrant disregard for rules and
human safety that led to it.
In the latest in a long line of tasteless attempts to
smooth things over for himself, the Prophet himself,
Temitope Balogun Joshua, has taken the families of
some of the deceased who travelled all the way from
South Africa to Nigeria on a shopping spree, as well as
feted them in exclusive high class hotels.
According to reports, the shopping spree occurred on
Christmas day, with the relatives of some of the dead
church members taken to buy whatever they wanted,
the Prophet footing the bill.
One of those involved in the high end treatment was
47 year old Wonder Ndlovu. Her husband died in the
tragedy and she described the great time she had in
Nigeria to South African Newspaper, The Daily News.
“The Prophet is full of surprises…
He took us to the city to see
places. To our surprise, we
shopped till we dropped and the
bill was on him”
The group was also taken to a fine dinner at a posh
hotel, as well as being handed N50, 000 in cash to
use for whatever they wanted to.
“He took us to a five-star posh
hotel for dinner, fine food and
drinks. The hotel is in Victoria
Island.
There were more surprises. The
mamas who took us shopping
knocked and presented us with
N50, 000 each”
They were also taken to the site of the collapse, where
Joshua laid hands on and prayed for them.
It looks like a very well orchestrated move from
SCOAN, designed to get the deceased relatives on
their side, and it appears to have worked wonders.
“We were having the time of our
lives, forgetting the pain of the
past and looking forward to
picking up the pieces and moving
on” Ndlovu added.
If I got this VIP treatment I might be willing to
forget a lot of things too. The question here is whether
this is a genuine attempt at amends from T.B Joshua,
or just a way to buy himself out of trouble.
Seeing as how he has even yet to acknowledge
responsibility in what happened, blaming it on other
forces all this while, I doubt he sees himself as having
any amends to make. He is just interested in getting
these families off his back, some of whom had
threatened to sue based on the events leading to the
collapse.
They say faith moves mountains, next time try money.
What do you think of these latest antics from T.B
Joshua?

university210:
there's nothing like direction to Abuja for Rectification,when your Name appears in the JAMB portal you will go get your admission letter and Original JAMB result at any nearest JAMB office close to you that all...

Wat I meant was that even if you were to be cleared without an admission letter during the clearance exercise you will be asked to get one from Jamb HQ in Abuja jst in my case we were asked to travel to Abuja for a change of course in our Jamb admission letter...dats if it isn't rectified before your clearance wish I believe it will have been rectified b4 then

orluuchi:
Yes I'm sure. You can help me check it 46383322CG

dnt worry its gonna get rectified bt even if they are to clear you they later direct you to jamb head quaters in abuja for rectification

orluuchi:
They should fix it cos I'm getting worried

By the way have yu made sure yu are checking under the 2014 admission portal cos a case lyk dis was resolved last week because the young man has bin checking under the 2013 admission portal...do and let us know

nikky52:
My younger sister got admitted to study Linguistic but she wants English. Is it possible to change?

I am in my 3rd year Linguistics and I can say it is very easy to transfer btw dis two dept jst have a 2.1 gp and 50k...bt linguistics is preferrable

Source: David Angelo...Double your dating

Thanks all my sweethearts and bitter heart...luv yu scarra

Hapi bday to myself...The journey was not easy wishing all october 30th cliques all the good tins of life

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ebsuguy:
How do one access the list?

it has been sent to some universities. do go to your prospective students affair department to enquire because in Uniben the verification period has elapsed]

Those from Delta State whose name came out in the Desopadec bursary payment list and have submitted their account number and done the identification stuff...Let's Meet and share information about it...
Hint: Desopadec means: Delta State Oil Producing Areas

Please I have been given dis assignment and it seems am stucked. Actually its on syntax, on the issue of transformations... Pls the question is:
You have a car, don't you?
Kunle isn't annoyed, is he?
...Draw the deep structure and surface structure tree diagram and describe the changes brought by the transformation...PLS Help me b4 2moro

I want sum1 to give me an hint on how to create US number cos am Nigeria...both legal and illegal ways

Harmilly: yu will av to drive d system so dat u can find the bluetooth

kk tanks a million

1stola: bros which day u wan marry sef?

2022 after the world cup hope ur sista kan wait

All dose wu haven't seen their names on Jamb portal should kindly check Kofa to see if their status has been changed to admitted by the admin...update from Akin Deko auditorium

saintuu: Lmao...even me 2, i don check shotaa...i cum use glue gum mii reg numba dere...no need 2 type am again

have u tried checking waeup to see if it has shown admitted because nt all have been sent to Jamb portal

lola94: Pls will uniben accept D7 in maths for ISD?

Yes they will

If u haven't seen ur name in jamb site u can check uniben site to see if you have been admitted. Jst check my brodas own nd it is nw showing admitted at the top.