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Romance / Re: A Thread For Female Nairalanders With Super Sexy Eyes by Johninho(m): 10:16pm On Jun 03, 2015
Dis is it!

Jokes Etc / Re: How Public Toilets Are Used In Different States(pic) by Johninho(m): 7:03pm On May 13, 2015
Ibadan people sha

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Can Solve This? by Johninho(m): 4:58pm On May 12, 2015
(1 + 1) * (1 - 1) = 2 * 0 = 0,
(2 + 1) * (2 - 1) = 3 * 1 = 3,
(3 + 1) * (3 - 1) = 4 * 2 = 8,
(4 + 1) * (4 - 1) = 5 * 3 = 15,
(5 + 1) * (5 - 1) = 6 * 4 =24,


The correct answer is 24
Nairaland / General / What Will Be Your Action In This Scenario? by Johninho(m): 3:25pm On May 12, 2015
IMAGINE DIS SCENARIO
ARM ROBBERS CAME 2 UR HOUZ N ROBBED U N UR SPOUSE,B4 LIVIN DE GAV U A GUN N INSTRUCTD U AT GUNPOINT TO SHO OT UR SPOUSE,DE THREATHENED TO KILL U IF U HESITATED BUT U JUS COUDNT PULL D TRIGGER COS U LOVE HER,DEN D ROBBERS COLLECTED D GUN FRM U N GAV IT 2 UR PARTNER WHO DIDNT WAIT FOR DIA INSTRUCTION B4 PULLIN D TRIGGER,BUT FORTUNATELY FOR U AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER D GUN REFUSED TO FIRE because DIA WAS NO BULLET LAODED IN IT,ON NOTICING WAT HAPPENED D ROBBERS TOOK D GUN FRM HER AND LEFT IMMEDIATELY.SO WAT WIL U SAY OR DO TO UR PARTNER NOW D ROBBERS HAS LEFT.
PLZ SAY UR MIND OO
Jokes Etc / 9ja Police Be Like; by Johninho(m): 6:46pm On May 04, 2015
9ja police be like.
•Why is your laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya enter motor!

•The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killedhim.....

•Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall make we check weda ur airbag dey work perfectly. But u no gree? oya park!!!

•Why your car no get A/C? u wan use heat kill yourself...u wan commit suicide, we will rather arrest you than let you commit suicide?.. Oga Park well!

•The picture in your license, you carry Afro with beards, why do u now carry low cut without beards uhn? Ogbeni Abeg come down.

•Why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station.


Oya add yours!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Please, This My Joke Will Crack Your Ribs by Johninho(m): 9:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
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Family / Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Johninho(m): 9:12pm On Apr 27, 2015
galadima77:
Na all gracious seamen she dey call disgusting liquid?
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Education / Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria... by Johninho(m): 1:49am On Feb 27, 2015
milky3:
Wish I could get all those books ,then I would read them over and over again
. U can contact me 4 some of those books, gat dem in my archive.

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