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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by johnjon: 3:57pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
Abeg my people I just dey use my last drop of sperm beg una, please come out and vote Twaci, and remember to Cc: NLJEGA grin
take this nonsense to the campaign thread.

where are the organizers.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Right now I want captives.

He couldn't rap but he played into my hands - the grammar turf. I have no mercy when on that pitch.
coogar is a good rapper. one of the best here.

check this out.

https://www.nairaland.com/1838397/battle-warlords-cooger-vs-siddoggg
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 3:29pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Like a good fighter, I baited him to test his strength...and weakness.

I knocked him out with the rap and now I killing with with my grandiose oratory. LET'S GET IT ON! ENJOY BRO.

Sorry dude, that your rap wasn't up to par. We are above that in this section. You can check the battles out yourself.

But I do enjoy it when you are doing you, you know, that your Patrick Obahiagbon thing. I think you should come often to this section. You could be a good battle rapper.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 3:09pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
There you are dumbo.


I just dissected your claims as the delusional churnings of the figmented mind of a dude whose frequent visit for brain scans has left him with a craniallly-debilitating nosocomial infection.

With experience comes the ability to detect cerebral-palsy-bedeviled vegetables such as yourself.

Neurology has got to evolve fast enough to deal with your retro-cranially-mutanted being.



Classifying your mental-ability eludes even seasoned taxomists who premised on no prior experience with human jellyfishes are left to term as nothing more that a "FREAK OF NATURE" left to roam pointlessly on the surface of this terraforma.

Now you are talking.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 3:04pm On May 20, 2015
Angelina996:
Subbied...the Funaabite!
Lurlah2014,
MzLaurel,
Maureensylvia,
Sandrahnaub.
Cc: NL Jega.
you can vote here. thank you

https://www.nairaland.com/2324981/miss-nairaland-contest-2015-final/40
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 3:03pm On May 20, 2015
LeJeun3:


E don close?!

you can vote here

vote for lurlah2014 too

https://www.nairaland.com/2324981/miss-nairaland-contest-2015-final/40
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:49pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
TrushPusher and Sinizia; your dear CHIAMaka is pleading for mercy.

Coogar has bolted.

Funlord suddenly claims to be neutral.

Everyone else backs off.



Scared of me?cheesy.


When I told you all I never stop till my 'victims' tap out to me, I meant every wordwink




Coogar, are you on life-support already? Don't die please.


Gosh! I hope I didn't murder him? I don't want the COPS/CORPSE after me. Now that would be HUNTING/ HAUNTINGcheesy.



---KingSLAY.

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4653812/50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by johnjon: 2:47pm On May 20, 2015
teddybiyasi:
what!!!!!
vote for lurlah2014, tohpahz and mzlaurel
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by johnjon: 2:28pm On May 20, 2015
teddybiyasi
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:12pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
look at this fool!
you aren't even smart enough to put lines together intelligently & yet you want a rap battle? there's a process before you can battle your intellectual god. follow the due process and if you work hard, you could get the chance by 2019.

you are not on my level of verbiage.
so go back to your romance section with your perforated brain cells. you are a mongolian idïot. if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no single doubt you would be sucking lucifer's balls right there while you are being fisted by 20 ewoks!
https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/daveshaps/1Remy-Bonjasky1.gif?t=1306020308
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by johnjon: 9:43am On May 20, 2015
I vote

Lurlah2014

Mzlaurel

cc:NLJega
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Contest Rules by johnjon:
Biggie
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 9:58pm On May 19, 2015
Lala247:
Who got through the next stagehuh
milaby and typaz
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 9:51pm On May 19, 2015
kr0ne:
Lagos traffic. I dey 3rd Mainland Bridge grin
Alright boss!

Tomorrow na top and mzl. No forget.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 9:44pm On May 19, 2015
kr0ne:
Not at all. I hail o
How market?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 10:25am On May 19, 2015
kr0ne:
Add Tohpahz
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon: 9:48am On May 19, 2015
kr0ne:
Add Tohpahz
Boss!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by johnjon:
I vote for Lurlah2014, Mzlaurel


cc:NLJega
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Rules For Campaigning by johnjon: 7:46am On May 19, 2015
dharay88:
ask ur grandad
Okay, I will ask your grandad why he molested you.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Rules For Campaigning by johnjon: 12:09am On May 19, 2015
dharay88:
are u plainly steewpid or u simple foooolish.?
Watz ma biz wid yhu... angry
Guy get missing.
Who the feck is this bastard undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 5:21pm On May 18, 2015
What the .......................

Why ban Kr0ne?

Daylight robbery!!!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 4:30pm On May 18, 2015
kr0ne:
Please explain why void?
They are just trying to take out the votes from your crew.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 4:29pm On May 18, 2015
dharay88:
let dem try cheat us 1st,
Na charm I go use beat person pikin go house. angry
bros which kin nonsense be dat. you must have 100 posts. na by force to comment on nl
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 4:25pm On May 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
Void Vote Sir smiley
NLJega, please take note.
we are counting our votes.

you can't cheat us with your wayo rules.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 4:14pm On May 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
We sorrry Bro.
It's better this way.
Either ways, there'd be e-casualtiesgrin

We going for a milder one.
No way.

That's just unfair. You guys allowed people to contest with less than a hundred posts. So, i see no reason why people with less 100 posts can't vote.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 3:56pm On May 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
Void vote
Insufficient Postsgrin

NLJega, please take note.
The guy registered in 2013.

This your 100 posts rule is unfair.

After all the mess up from you guys today, you still going to stop legitimate people from voting.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Rules For Campaigning by johnjon: 3:00pm On May 18, 2015
Dotwillis1:
no chit chat in rap section?...

Now that's a big lie
Not anymore.

Go and check.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Rules For Campaigning by johnjon: 12:43pm On May 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
smiley

Okay, thanks.
By the way madam.

Most regular rap section folks are not with many posts. We don't chit chat in rap section.

And you guys can't take away our right to vote just because we don't post a lot.

cc:

kr0ne

lagunna

goshikid
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Contest Rules by johnjon: 11:54am On May 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
We are trying to rectify the pictures issue.
You guys should consider less than 100posts for eligible voters.

Some of the contestants have less than 100 votes on NL, I guess since they are able to contest, people with less than 100posts should be able to vote for them.

This rule is kind of giving advantage to the popular contestants. We want a level playing field here.

Thank you.

cc:
Dygeasy
Kachisbarbie
Dechandel
ivyy
Davep
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 10:27am On May 18, 2015
rokiatu:
Not working trust me. Not my phone, ipad, laptop, nothing is showing it.
switch off your wifi and try to use your phone data.
it worked for me..
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 10:13am On May 18, 2015
I vote

Lurlah2014

Maureensylvia

Mzlaurel

cc:NLJega
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 9:48am On May 18, 2015
Dygeasy:
It's either your browser or your phone.


Is your data saver turned on?
Yes it is..

I have tried everything. Pc, phone, internet explorer, mozzila, chrome, and still can't see any pictures.
I think I'm not the only one with this problem.

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