Billion dollar cash for where!
Cruise master..

You guys are still battling. Well done!

Opener - tie
Rhymes - jagbajantis
Similes/Metaphors - jagbajantis
Punchlines - Jagbajantis
Personals - Joewendell
Flow - jagbajantis
Wordplay - jagbajantis
Closer - jagbajantis

Mvgt Jagbajantis

Nice one

yungchop:
may you never lack bro... All your enemies shall perish if they plot your downfall

Amen. God bless you too.

yungchop:


Make I drop am here?

I have sent you something..

rentAcock:
I hate to blame the victim, however, why didn't she report the case to the UK authorities when she was still in the UK? What was she doing at the guy's apartment to begin with? Had it been she reported the case in the UK, they would've carried out an unbiased investigation and if found guilty, the guy would've lost his medical license and served time.

She did. The guy has been cleared

Ok

Fokosobo:


Wow! bro are you for real? I had to quote you here to avoid casting.
let us discuss here, this section is very dry and safe from prying eyes.

Yes but she's not olo... you can enter her though, it all depends on you..

I hate talkin' in third person, but against Shotgun Suge you made Clips proud
That whole "'Excuse Me Miss', I saw you from across the-" nigga, I ain't know you listen to Chris Brown
You listen to R&B? Twork?
The gangsta nigga with the hoodie that be hard and vicious?
Didn't you get knocked for stealin' purses?
Oh RnB stand for Rob 'n Bitches
What? That was a reach?
Nah, cause if I reach it's to make a real hit record with my piece
The gun sang better than Chris but you cryin' from the bald head, that's Tyrese
Grab the semi. let the auto tune 'Everything', that's Jacquees
And from what I drew, he'll (Dru Hill) be able to get outta rehab, in nine weeks
I'm old school R&B, if my niggas snap, then I snap, the whole group is flippin'
Old school, meanin' if I get the Temptation my whole group is trippin'
Ruger spittin', four singin' and one crackhead nigga, that's New Edition
Ya squad SWV, cause in Total I see a group of bitches
And y'all know SWV and Total was a group of-
Those losses against Wavy, Mike P & DNA, they should've humbled you
You beat Verb, barely, cause in the first round, oh he crumbled you
And see that's why I compare you to a female singin' group Twork
What? That line puzzled you?
Well in four battles, I counted 3 L and 1 W (3LW)
I'm a beast bredren, and the niggas I roll wit', just know they keep weapons
And got everything, from razor blades to a knife, so you should keep steppin'
All that rah rah shit, you can bring it over here, but you only got about three seconds
Cause by law, you should get cut for that long ass delivery in C sections
See that was just a couple lines that I came up wit' in my spare time
But it's one line that I wanna address, and that's ya hairline
You have been wearin' hats and hoodies since you was two
If you really love ya hairline then you would let it show
You have had the same barber for 20 years and it's time for you to let him go
What do you have, a dandruff problem my nigga? Scratch yo' head, go 'head, let it snow
Cause ya hairline is startin' to think you don't give a Bleep either and it's time for you to let it know
Like, "Yo Line I'm here (hair) for you. Bleep what these niggas think. You know I love you
And I ain't hiding you from the world and I'm just tryin' to hide the world from you."
Instead of robbin' women for they purses, you should rob niggas for they hairline, go 'head and take one
Cause I'd rather you rob niggas for they hairline then to treat ya own like it was Drake's son
And that ain't no disrespect to my nigga Drizzy
That was just a line to let you know that your line is a little iffy
But if I get half as mad
Two choices: the Timberland (Timbaland) or the plastic bag, that's word to Missy
I'll make ya aunt and mother eat each other out, them bitches old but they feelin' frisky
I won't even jump in, I just control the 69 like 50
Headshot, I'll let the revolver pop ya chin
Bleep a room, I want you to guess what barbershop I'm in
Before battle rap I was loadin' the clippers
Cuttin' niggas early mornin' on the wake up
But I changed my life and I made a shot for little niggas like you to come and shape up
But I still line Jersey niggas up, cause I got some serious chrome
Now guess what barber shop I'm in nigga? Serius Jones
Aye Jones, that's not a diss bro, on God
But if you mad, you gotta stay mad
Cause I'm puttin' every Jersey nigga in the freezer, it just depends on who I may tag (Maytag)
Real Shotgun, and I got my shit stashed inside a grey bag
They ain't seen a light skinned nigga with this kind of Arsonal since Ray Swag
You Strapped In! No you not
Baow, I let the fo' fo' pop
Headshot, they had to do your obituary usin' Photoshop
You say shit like, "I run in the church and make everybody and the Reverend Run; Jojo pops"
I should leave ya body full of metal, since you got the same hairline as Robocop
Aye Smack, do me a favor, don't put a top dog against these funny cats
Go 'head and call me "ancient", but you the nigga that's gettin' mummy wrapped
When you, Beasley and Chico, where the Bleep did you find these dummies at?
I love the strip club, but if this what you call twerk (Twork) I want my money back

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I said your grandma called me the other day
You know I'm one of the smoothest cats
She said, "You done earned this good ass cookin' baby you done bruised my back."
I said, "you'll get used to that."
She said, "I heard you battlin' by baby Bootsie"
I said, "There's some truth to that."
She said, "Please take it easy on him baby. I don't wanna see him lose the match."
I said, "He 'bout to get that old Catholic school ass whoopin'. The ruler's back."
This that okey doke
They said, "Charlie Clips...late", my schedule was open though
As I was too far to turn down the volumes, not even remotely close
Overdose, they said, "How you gon' beat Charlie Clips? Bro the GOAT!
Different from any stat you (statue) face, I told 'em (totem) pose (poles) (polls)
My rage jumpin', gauge dumpin
If all else fails to put Charlie Brown in the field, {ch-ch} the great pump can (The Great Pumpkin)
Y'all see how he had impersonations, that's all niggas doin' lately
Like bigga .9, I'ma start makin' you niggas pay me
You forgot about the little .9, that thing be goin' crazy
And since Charlie bit me, it's one finger on the baby
Crazy! You silly groupie
That ain't me, let me show you how to really do it
I'm Strapped In!
I'll clap you in a coma
Madness!
I could snap at any moment
You always fuckin' jokin', you might just die
You can't wake up out the casket and say, "Sike I lied!"
You fuckin' fool, bust a move, I dump a tool
BAOW! Guess what room he in? The upper room!
I brung it to him, I'm at his home
I'm leavin' this muhfucka with a bag of bones
The barrel long, one Glock shot will turn this into a hot spot; that alone (data lone)
I'm grippin' the Nina, you ain't tell me what room you in?
I'd rather figure the scene up
Slide wit' this crept and see (discrepancy), that's the difference between us
I go hard wit' my grind
The gang get caught wit' this, we losin' the guns and doin' all of the time
That's my family plan, I'm ready to put 'em all on the line
I'm talkin' blaze ya brother, slay ya mother, bust (bus) ya grandma like the Wayans Brothers
I'll blaze this fucker, Clips y'all hero?
Mossberg 88 and I ain't showin' it for fashion
So if Charlie villain wave a (Villanueva) tool it's comin' four from the Maverick
You on a losin' streak, I got goons that creep, Ruger piece
You know a (Noah) Ark? It's two apiece
Deuce five; Jubilee
'Uh Oh', Lumidee
Headshot, let it ring in Charlie's face; unity
You wanna joke until I'm scorchin' a pound
If a revolver spin like a carousel, he'll stop horsing around
I laid it out?
Had a few thoughts before I brought this razor out
I'm thinkin' 'First name Charlie', last name "Yeah I Was Wonderin' If I Could Take You Out."
It's uncanny, I pull out this 'Sweet Little 16' and get Chuck buried (Berry)
I'm headed to Harlem, like "Bleep Wolf love"
Shotty to his chest, hit ICE like the Titanic, I'm leavin' bodies on deck
What, y'all ain't like that?
Well I'm so muhfuckin' mean wit' it, I can bring that shit back and do a whole 'nother scheme wit' it
.40 loaded on me, clip long as the Titanic, he barely survive like Jack and Rose, but I adore (a door) you holdin' on
I'm doin' you foul
Baow, baow, two to ya scalp
If I let it ring again I be renewin' the vows
Jersey

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budaatum:

I know you love abuda and I understand. I offended your sensibilities so you hit out in anger and I apologise.

Thing is, all that you wrote, while being what some most certainly do preach and which I am delighted you rebel against, is not what would be understood by a person who read the Bible themselves. Its like claiming the Bible is the preaching of those Christ said "[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2023:13-39&version=KJV]woe[/url]" to!

You might get what I mean from the following three threads.

https://www.nairaland.com/5993438/amazing-ex-muslims-quotes-sincere-truth

https://www.nairaland.com/5984811/why-thread-why-left-islam#91850681

https://www.nairaland.com/5978597/skepticism-vs-zombiesm-which-good/1#91918295

Well done.

onyechez:
For those ignorant folks that thinks sharks in general don't devour stinks with their ignorance.
Some species do.
10. A BULL SHARK MAY HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THE FAMOUS NEW JERSEY SHARK ATTACKS OF 1916.
On July 1, 1916, a 25-year-old swimmer was bitten by a shark off the coast of New Jersey's Long Beach Island. Though a lifeguard managed to rescue him, the man died of blood loss. Five days later, a bell captain lost both legs in a shark attack near Spring Lake. He too died. Farther north, a boy and an adult man were killed by a shark in Matawan Creek on July 12. Within 30 minutes, a teenager was bitten less than a mile downstream, but he survived.

A[color=#990000][/color]ll five attacks have historically been pinned on a single 8-foot-long great white that was captured and killed on July 14 in Raritan Bay, just a few miles away from the Matawan attacks. Inside its stomach were human remains.
Source : https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/538474/facts-about-bull-sharks.
The ignorance with most people in Nigeria is thag a Caucasian would tell them A but they wouldn't research to know more, all they care is I have lived in Atlanta, I went to this in Canada.

In general, sharks do not eat humans..

Only about a dozen of the more than 300 species of sharks have been involved in attacks on humans. Sharks evolved millions of years before humans existed and therefore humans are not part of their normal diets. Sharks are opportunistic feeders, but most sharks primarily feed on smaller fish and invertebrates. Some of the larger shark species prey on seals, sea lions, and other marine mammals.

Sharks have been known to attack humans when they are confused or curious. If a shark sees a human splashing in the water, it may try to investigate, leading to an accidental attack.

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