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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by johnjon: 10:15am On Oct 03, 2015
MuhdG:
huh
Abóki what huh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by johnjon: 10:14am On Oct 03, 2015
darkenedrebel:
mumu...it's for comic effect...especially the part I said sike... .. no sense at all
mukaila.. i agree..it was comical... too much anger in your verse.. you should have taken your time to reply him..

if you tell me no sense again.. i swear i will tear you watery slap grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by johnjon: 9:58am On Oct 03, 2015
If he still disses my dad.. I will chop dodo with eminado

If he still disses my dad.. I will dance shoki with daddy showkey

If he still disses my dad.. I will eat akara with alao akala

person shoot you gun already, you come say, if you shoot me again, i will kill you grin grin

Anger dey cause confusion grin grin
FamilyRe: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by johnjon: 5:34am On Sep 15, 2015
iwatch:
o boy park for corner. When person over do something learn to correct them. I have no problem with you having allegations against anyone but over stressing it is wrong. Talk and let it end there. When you begin dey talk too much about thing you end up embarrassing yourself. The said herz never leave thread since? But she carry the matter for head.

Na who no come get shame between her and herz? Abeg hold am there.
Guy, you be mumu.
You for don notice sey the matter don become personal between those ladies. Na both of them no get shame.
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Twaci by johnjon: 2:54pm On Aug 27, 2015
Nneka123:
Happy birthday lovely Twaci. Have fun girl. smiley
Identity thief.
CelebritiesRe: I Discovered Reekado Banks On Twitter - Don Jazzy by johnjon: 2:12pm On Aug 26, 2015
Nneka123:
Haha. You must be joking grin lipsrsealed. I saw your video on Twitter. lol I was like "wow" kilo keys and his guitar. cheesy

Pretydiva don't mind him. lol
Wendy or an imposter huh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:30pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:
Ah! Na my boss o. I can't fit shout. Abeg, make una chill.
Okay.
Respect!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:01pm On Jun 27, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Truth is giyaz nd sosiq are only acting cool now, because of this ishh going on.
Those two are the most rude niggas in this section.

Johnjon should calm down. I too, my mentions box is being bombarded by people i don't even know.
I think these people copied my nick from sosiq's post in that thread.

Each time i check my mentions box, i just see my nick flying up nd down, with different people screaming "vote for me"...
Annoying!

@ emaprince, you too shouldnt get annoyed. You should just ignore.
Besides, i don't understand why you're stressing urself much for this ishh undecided

how much is up for grabs?... If it's up to a milli, then i'm in next year! cool
if not, i got the world to learn! No time!
Respect bro!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 1:58pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:
Johjon, haba! Emaprince na my boss o. Make una no quarrel abeg.
how can the small boy be your boss?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 1:56pm On Jun 27, 2015
Emaprince:
Lmao...same chameleon that said I was begging for phone credits went back to modify his post so nobody will see it.

Smh smh. COWARD nigga!!
bítch, u were begging for phone credits.

in your face. what do feck are you gonna do about it undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 1:14pm On Jun 27, 2015
Whatever dude.
Keep on forming local champion here. As if your stupíd spam got sosiq to the finals.

You are irrelevant in this forum.

Swerve.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 12:49pm On Jun 27, 2015
Emaprince:
Just because the Prince tagged a lil nigga who has NO NAME in this section, he started feeling too important and arrogant. If not for sosiq, what will your name be doing in my post?

Chamelion niggas...


Then today...
niggar i don't give a feck if you are a vet here or not..

don't fecking tag my name again.. me and you no dey for the same level boy..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 11:22am On Jun 27, 2015
[quote author=Emaprince post=35204390][/quote]Dude!

Who the feck are you undecided
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by johnjon: 10:56am On Jun 27, 2015
I vote Tomfrench

cc:nljega
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 10:50am On Jun 27, 2015
yolo
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by johnjon: 10:07am On Jun 25, 2015
I vote:

Sosiqdude

Tomfrench

Cc: NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by johnjon: 4:02pm On Jun 23, 2015
I vote for Tomfrench and Sosiqdude

cc:NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by johnjon: 2:34pm On Jun 22, 2015
I vote

Sosiqdude

Tomfrench

cc:NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by johnjon: 11:07pm On Jun 05, 2015
Sosiqdude All The Way!

Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 8:50am On Jun 01, 2015
Kanyol

I c/o you..
Rap BattlesRe: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by johnjon: 11:54pm On May 31, 2015
Darkrebel666:
please shut up!
undecided

Rap BattlesRe: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by johnjon: 11:22pm On May 31, 2015
Darkrebel666:
if my set-ups is short, you'd complain..if my set-up is too long you'd complain..

y'all should have the patience to read and appreciate well crafted rhymes that was very time consuming in composing, and not random unconnected filler rhymes and elementary generic punch lines like pin pop and lime being fruitful .. smh


let's have a rematch 007Bruce.. this time we tag only vets.

this sect is fu¢ked
who are the vets?

emaprince said you lost
coogar also said you lost

Maybe we should wait for ibime's verd..

Hmmm.......
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by johnjon: 1:54pm On May 22, 2015
I vote Tohpahz

cc: nljega





Boss Kr0ne for you!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 7:21pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

All rants riddled with similes. I elevated above your stratum, didn't you see me leave?

Oops! No? You were sucking cøcks behind docks, no attempts to duck the cocks behind the ducks.

If cock-sucking was physics, you'd be EINSTEIN. Well, the RELATIVITY is a fact.
It's okay that you were diapers to hold your shit - and everthing that has been deposited in it.

[b]Have you seen your mum today? The gynohumanoid should be busy getting knocked up in dark alleys. Even you know your away around her cervix better than a tamponcheesy


Her name should be EVE though- all of huMANity CAME through hercheesy.
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Not bad
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
where is the sonofmark undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 6:37pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
[b]
Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward?cheesy

Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie worths more than you pathetic existence.

Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreatesmiley.

The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me.

The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago.

Even a paternity test wouldn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Well, you mum got and still gets screwed on an hourly-basis. Even as a bum, people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarterscheesy.

The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money all the same. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'!cheesy

Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOUcheesy.
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I was really waiting for your comeback. You jab a lot but don't punch hard enough. Are you related to mikuz?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 5:07pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.
WHAAAAT??

[img]http://.net/i/1408.gif[/img]

Game over!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by johnjon: 4:08pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
Yes sir! You heard the man take this nonsense out grin
Correct guy!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 4:07pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin
Bros abeg no advice this guy again! He seems delusional! I think its becuz of the pummelling he has received from coog! If na biatches now him 4 dey yarn opats like dame impatience! Its over!
He is no doing so bad. He has the potential to be a good battle rapper.

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