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Romance / Re: These Pidgin Proverbs Will Surely Crack Your Ribs by johnnystacks(m): 2:24am On Sep 12, 2015
Dem no dey use power stand prick.
Romance / Re: 2 Weeks to Traditional Marriage and she came up with this story by johnnystacks(m): 6:42am On Sep 03, 2015
Op, be wise. Take nothing for granted. A very respected pastor In my mothers church was making sexual advances at my younger sister, she reported to me. to avoid destroying his marriage, I didn't report to the church. Unto bad guy wey I be,I give am slap wey blind him ear,then warn am sternly. If him try am again, him go see himself and his paedophilic messages on AIT
TV/Movies / Re: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by johnnystacks(m): 6:57am On Aug 09, 2015
Rush hour 1,2,3, two and half men, 24, prison break, the davinci code, end of the wicked,
Health / Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by johnnystacks(m): 8:41pm On Apr 16, 2015
brownlolly:
Beecham Ampiclox...
not at all. Ampicilin can't help him in this situation, he needs stronger antibiotics. That's clearly gonorrhea.

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Health / Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by johnnystacks(m): 7:47pm On Apr 16, 2015
It's gonorrhea. But for him to be sure he should look for funds to carry out a test. If he can't afford the cost of the test and prescriptions that will follow that, he should walk into any pharmacy and ask for ceftriazone injection. it comes from different companies with different prices. Usually ranging between 400 naira to 2,000 naira, buy 4mgs of it, then get a qualified medical practitioner to inject him one mg a day for four days. After that he should always use condoms during all his sexual encounters. Thank me now, not later.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Replies Obanikoro: I Will Not Congratulate Wike, It’s Daylight Robbery by johnnystacks(m): 9:52am On Apr 15, 2015
donphilopus:


Coming from one whose signature reads "PDP SHALL RISE AGAIN". Wouldn't take you seriously. Dunno if your 'literate' father would be deemed qualified to clean the so-called illiterate's (Buhari's) shoes!
. Choi, see finishing. Gai you badt gan.
Politics / Re: Now That BUHARI Won, Let Us Welcome Back Chief James Ibori From Jail In Advance by johnnystacks(m): 5:10pm On Apr 14, 2015
softapple:
I am a PDP supporter but ONE of the reasons why i am glad and happy that BUARI won the presidential election is that i know that chief james onanefe IBORI will be release from jail and granted state pardon by BUHARI. "you might think that is impossible but i have followed politics since when i was very young and i have grown to understand that GOD does not have a hand in politics and i now know how the game of politics is played, "so my fellow NIGERIANS,NIGER DELTANS let us celebrate in advance our lost son, though he did wrong by stealing but we must know that he is a good,brave and a kind man. "join me and let us welcome the ODIDIGBOIGBO ONE OF AFRICA CHIEF JAMES ONANAFE IBORI FROM JAIL. "and thanks to BUARI for indeed bringing change.
You are suffering from severe dementia. Please seek medical attention ASAP.
Romance / Re: Guys!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Handsome You Are. by johnnystacks(m): 3:11pm On Apr 09, 2015
JUST ME.

Politics / Re: I Will Lead A War Against Apc Like Ojukwu-wike by johnnystacks(m): 2:59pm On Apr 09, 2015
This man is truly an uncouth tout.

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Politics / Re: We Were Humbled By Jonathan's Defeat - Adamu Mu'azu by johnnystacks(m): 1:07pm On Apr 09, 2015
Well, what other choice do you have? It will be good for our democracy if the PDP can go back to the drawing board and present a very strong opposition. That might make the APC be on their toes and deliver their campaign promises since it's now obvious that our votes can count.

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