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it will shock you when you see another comedian in two years to come. seyi Law has started training his daughter for another comedy show. another emmanuella in the west loading.

NwaAmaikpe:



We know his baby looks funny,
But using a baby hippo for a joke session is not comedy, it is a pure tragedy.

Seyi Law should know better than using a girl who is the butt of people's joke as the source of his jokes.

With that said,
It is creative. Comedians are fast joining pastors and politicians in making their trade family business. AY, Tuface and now this.

NwaAmaikpe why are you jealous this way. it will shock you when her daughter start to crack jokes. example is emmanuella

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nice one from the police operatives.

Benue State Police commissioner, Fatai Owoseni today said that prince Messenger Tar has been arrested for allegedly masterminding the trafficking of 23 people..
He was caught while conveying the 23 people out of the state in an 18-seater bus belonging to a transport company known as Benue Links. Owoseni said the police suspected that the victims, who are between the ages of 12 and 45, were being transported illegally for trafficking purposes.
He said: “ Investigation revealed that the victims were lured by the suspect on promises of providing them with jobs at Kiama in Kwara State but that they were actually going to be taken outside the country to Niger for exploitation. The victims would be handed over to their parents/guardians while the suspected trafficker will face the law.”
The suspect, however, denied that he was trafficking the people for exploitation. He told newsmen during his parade by the police that he had a restaurant in Kwara state and had wanted the two ladies among the alleged victims to work for him, having settled their parents of the sum of N10,000 monthly salary.
He added that the other victims were only going to join their relatives living in Kwara state. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/04/benue-state-prince-arrested-for.html?m=0

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it's so so unfortunate that the current ghanian president is old too. he is 75+.i pray that Ghana government resolve this issues on time.

On Wednesday, public-sector graduate teachers in pre-tertiary institutions across Ghana declared an indefinite strike over unpaid salary arrears.
President of the National Association of Graduate Teachers (NAGRAT), Angel Carbonu, at a news conference said the teachers took the decision due to the deliberate actions and inaction of the government regarding the arrears.
“We have no other alternative but to advise ourselves. When the senior high schools reopen on April 16, nobody should expect our members to be present,” said Carbonu.
According to him, no convincing reasons have been given by the government for the non-payment of the salary arrears after a series of meetings between the two parties. “What we see are orchestrations, tactics, maneuvering and manipulations employed by the Ministry of Finance to drag its feet and possibly refuse to repay the arrears at all,” the NAGRAT president added.
The arrears, amounting to 50 million cedis (11.33 million U.S. dollars) accrued from 2013 are in respect of salary adjustments, up-grading and promotions, vehicle maintenance allowance as well as transfer grants. Carbonu said it also included the salaries of newly recruited teachers into the Ghana Education Service (GES) who had taught for several months but were yet to be paid.
The strike action by the graduate teachers is set to have a toll on education, as final-year students in senior high schools here began writing their West African Secondary School Certificate Examination on Tuesday. The teachers are usually engaged as invigilators and supervisors for the examinations. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/04/ghanaian-teachers-embark-on-indefinite.html?m=0

congratulations to the software developers that do this app. more grace for you.

lol, the fear of Isis is the beginning of wisdom.

The right-wing government in Australia today announced that girls attending day care centres and elementary schools should no longer be wearing headscarves announcing a plan to draft a new bill.
“The veiling of small children should definitely have no place in our country,” conservative Chancellor Sebastian Kurz told reporters after a meeting. He said that the step will curb gender discrimination against girls and prevent the development of marginalized “parallel societies” within Austria.
“It’s important to take a stance against political Islam. We want to make sure that children grow up free and that they are not pulled into these [Islamic] mechanisms,” added Vice Chancellor Heinz-Christian Strache of the far-right Freedom Party. Small girls with headscarves are not a large-scale phenomenon in Austria.
When a asked for statistics that underpin the new policy, Kurz was not able to provide numbers but said that “it is a growing problem.” Half a year ago, a ban on face veils came into effect in Austria, a policy that likewise affects only a small number of people. So far, police have cited only 50 transgressors.
To pass the new headscarf ban for girls, the two right-wing government parties need the support of one opposition party in parliament, to secure a necessary two-thirds majority. Social Democrats and Liberals signalled Wednesday that would consider the bill, while calling for a package of integration policies rather than symbolic steps like a ban. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/04/austrian-government-bans-headscarf-for.html?m=0

Mark Zuckerberg has publicly responded to Apple CEO Tim Cook's harsh criticism about the way Facebook handles the private information of its users. He called Cook's argument " extremely glib ".
The tiff between two of the most powerful men in Silicon Valley started last week when Cook was asked what he would do if he were Zuckerberg in the wake of the Cambridge Analytica scandal. He responded saying "I wouldn't be in this situation."
The Apple CEO went on to denounce social media platforms for monetizing users and their corresponding private data. His larger point was that social media services are free, but in order to remain that way, the companies must sell advertising based on some user information and of course, Zuckerberg defended this practice.
"You know, I find that argument, that if you’re not paying that somehow we can’t care about you, to be extremely glib," Zuckerberg said in a recent Ezra Klein Show podcast published by Vox. "And not at all aligned with the truth," Zuckerberg added. "The reality here is that if you want to build a service that helps connect everyone in the world, then there are a lot of people who can’t afford to pay. And therefore, as with a lot of media, having an advertising-supported model is the only rational model that can support building this service to reach people."
What's perhaps most shocking in this feud between two of the world's richest people is that Zuckerberg dragged another billionaire into the conversation. "I thought Jeff Bezos had an excellent saying on this in one of his Kindle launches a number of years back," Zuckerberg said in the Ezra Klein interview.
"He said, 'There are companies that work hard to charge you more, and there are companies that work hard to charge you less.' And at Facebook, we are squarely in the camp of the companies that work hard to charge you less and provide a free service that everyone can use." The 33-year-old billionaire finished his thought by saying that he thought it was absurd to think that charging customers money was the best way to show you have their interest in mind. "To the contrary, I think it’s important that we don’t all get Stockholm Syndrome and let the companies that work hard to charge you more convince you that they actually care more about you," he said. "Because that sounds ridiculous to me." As for who has the last laugh, that appears to be pretty heavily favoring Mr. Cook at the moment. Facebook lost more than $40 billion in market value in the wake of the Cambridge Analytica user privacy controversy. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/04/mark-zuckerberg-fires-back-at-tim-cooks.html?m=0

Mzansian:
Lol, why are telling me about Ghana?. Are you high or something ?. I love it when you guys talk about a big GDP , when the majority are living in abject poverty.

as if Ghanaians are not living in abject poverty. abject poverty are much in Ghana to the extent that they ask United Nations and international body for help. is it not the same Ghana where a teacher is teaching the primary school students on how to operate computer system. not knowing that they don't have the system. abject poverty is enormous in Ghana.

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British model and reality TV star‚ Katie Price‚ was attacked and robbed‚ while en route to Swaziland from Johannesburg.
Price was filming the second series of her TV show‚ My Crazy Life‚ when the incident occurred on Thursday night in Chrissiesmeer‚ Mpumalanga.
She was travelling in a convoy and her children‚ Princess and Junior‚ were with her.
Police confirmed the incident to TshisaLIVE and said several items were stolen.
"A British tourist was with her two children when they had to stop so one of the children could relieve themselves by the road. They were attacked by three men and items including cash‚ laptops and jewellry were taken."
British tabloid The Sun has quoted Price as fearing for her life.
"We are lucky to be alive. It could have been much worse."
It's understood that one person was treated in hospital after he tried to intervene when the robbers attacked.
It's unclear whether the star will continue filming in South Africa‚ but TshisaLIVE understands she is still in the country at this stage.
Source: TshisaLIVE. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/04/british-model-katie-price-attacked-and.html?m=0

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Big Brother Naija housemate Ceec is no doubt one of the most popular contestants this season.
Her personality interests and intrigues people and now, Nigerian journalist Yetunde Olayemi has said the best thing her fans can do for her is to stop voting for her.
According to her, 'she needs to come home badly. She is screaming for help like crazy but it seems the majority of her thriving fans do not see this need. Seems to me like she has some personality disorder and needs to wake up from whatever castle she has built up in her head. The big brother platform I think couldn’t care less whatever happens to her psyche. She is damaged and needs help fast. It is rather unfortunate that her shortcoming is playing out on national television. Her sister claims that she did not raise a bitter woman but that is exactly what she is'.
She added that, 'Cee C is a bitter, proud, nasty, shallow and close-minded woman. Her way is the only way, her view is this only view. Cee C is borderline NARCISSISTIC. Before you eat me up, you know within your heart that after all is said and done, you will NOT employ someone like Cee C in your outfit neither will you knowingly entrust her with any delicate information as it pertains her profession, LAW. But what do I know… Remember, this is from a place of love'. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/03/bbnaija-cee-c-is-bitter-proud-nasty.html?m=0

0monnak0da:
I am not sure if you have left primary school.
So what if Ghanains taught English

Are Nigerians not prostitutes now in Ghana?
I won't talk about Libya,Holland, Italy, Belgium and so on. Go to the city centre in Prague.
Nigerians are beiing mobbed daily in Inda like animals

Are Nigerian men not prostitutes today?

Guy look n the mirror and stop boasting emptily.
Nigerans need to be very sober and keep their mouths closed

Nigeria does not beat anything


Nigeria is literally one of the shittiest places on Earth.

As if Ghanaians or any other Africans are not into prostitution. some people love to do it. why some people doesn't indulge in it. stop your jealousy here. Nigeria GDP growth only will buy the whole Ghana. so what are you talking about.

Jaqenhghar:
Hahahahahaaahaa!
Maybe you mean a different Nigeria.
Love from people.hahahhahaha
You sound like one of those miserable TV ads they run mostly on NTA telling people all is well

lol you are very funny.

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British-Nigerian artist Skepta is also in Lagos, Nigeria with his bae, Naomi Campbell. The supermodel is in Lagos for the Arise Fashion week and he apparently came along to support her.... and maybe for other purposes. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/03/lovebirds-naomi-campbell-skepta-are-in.html?m=0

Mzansian:
LMFAO, when was this "booming" ? Dude , Nigeria has never been a great country , stop your delusions . Our grannies in Nigeria? GTFOH. Lol , fool , survival is not a Nigerian thing , it's a human trait. You have been treated and made to believe you aren't human for long enough , that's why you think having human traits is something extra ordinary . Yes, you must survive the pithole you have created for yourselves.

i could remember when I was in primary school then, it was migrant ghanians that was teaching us English. Abi you want to argue that one too. Hmmmmmmmmm. on every side, Nigerians hasn't been doing great in home and abroad. it's those ones that want to soiled their names badly that's destroying their reputation. never in your life you will be comparing Nigeria with Ghana OK. GDP growth, Nigeria beats your country hands-down.

Jaqenhghar:
Barely surviving you mean.
Please name one thing you enjoy as a citizen. Just one thing you can brag about that you specially enjoy as a citizen... even with your money. Ill wait

health care, peaceful atmosphere, cultural values, love from people.

Mzansian:
LMFAO, yes you have truly succeeded in being a big failure. No tap water , no toilets, no electricity, no true democracy, hungry children begging in street corners, extreme cases of child labour, slavery , no roads, no proper hospitals , importing 1950's trains from china , loud empty boasting, hopelessness. I could go on and list all of what you have achieved in 60 years.

Yes we are jealous of not knowing what suffering smiling is , we missed out on that . The generations before us suffered your current realities , so there is still hope for you too , lol.

As if your grannies generations are not in Nigeria when this country was booming. Abeg shift your jealousy to Ghana. not here OK. what i just know is that Nigerians will survive its challenges on every side. it's just matter of time OK.

rampantlover:
Arguing with a Nigerian is like pouring water on a stone. They brag a lot with nothing to show, they said their country is the giant of Africa but you see them scattered in most African countries like pigeon sh1t. Come and see how most of them are misbehaving like animals in Ghana.

post their pictures here and let us see.

rampantlover:
There is nothing in that zoo call Nigeria, it's a pathetic place to live and where human lives are not valued. How can you help someone when you can't help yourselves. Hahaaaaa deluded people.

well but millions of Nigerians are still surviving there living their lives.

0monnak0da:
You are a cretin

you are miscreant.

0monnak0da:
Shut upand get lost,Simian dunce

you are still not satisfied with my facts and response. you haven't change for good. stop quoting me OK.

0monnak0da:
Do not talk like an idiot. I do not recall addressing my remarks to any idiot
Do I seem like a person you can biully or intimidate?
Get out of my face and don't come back/ Go home to your mother and continue your rubbish do not bring it to me.

you are the one that's talking like an idiot. you live in your low self esteem here and still have the guts to be talking to me anyhow. you refused to yield to instructions. alot of great people that have the potentials and also maximizing it well are fulfilling destinies. never you quote me. you refused to yield to someone response.

0monnak0da:
You are repeating yourself.


I am not interested in what the South Africans say. I am not at war with anyone
They won't be here if my idiotic countrymen did not bring them. I do not think in binaries.

I am interested in myself and Nigeria.
Nothing more. We must stop provoking other Africans and learn to respect them or lleave them alone. We are not better than anyone and MUST learn to stop boasting foolishly

you refused to understand me, I will stop quoting you back. I told you earlier that upon what we are facing as a nation, Nigerians are still surviving and raising it at the high bar. you will hear more good news about this nation potentials and achievements.i don't have to talk much here.