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RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:24pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
grin grin grin grin ok !!!!!! U just gave me a blanck cheque i can fill ny amount inside ok tongue tongue
just any thing for u beautiful
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:18pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
M her sister nt her maga huh Or toy nigga huh
bt it doesnt make, u hustle money cos of them
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:16pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
Sorry m taken tongue nd m happy
ok,bt if u need anything don't hesitate to holla me
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:13pm On Nov 12, 2015
Targaryen:
bros calm down
guy cool down,since u get one,allow me with her na,i want to take her out
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:13pm On Nov 12, 2015
Targaryen:
bros calm down
guy cool down,since u get one,allow me with her na,u want to her out
RomanceRe: Still On Marriage And Genotypes AA/AS/ Ss...why?pls Advice by Johnsown1(m): 8:09pm On Nov 12, 2015
ideyhere:
Oya let's do that sharp sharp... That way nothing can limit our children's chances cos I'm same grin grin grin
am AA also,bt gal u want to leave me
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
shocked shocked shocked shocked wen did i bcome ur wife??

huh huh huh huh Dis will nt go down well with ur oda wives u kno
Dem go wound me

M travelling to hongkong for safety
there is no need to travel that far, u can come to my state let me take good care of u. Or i will take u anywhere u wish to go, Hal.
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 8:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
She likes designers and likes to travel cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
take her to a fast food palace and spoil her a little or recharge her fon or u fund her account
RomanceRe: Still On Marriage And Genotypes AA/AS/ Ss...why?pls Advice by Johnsown1(m): 7:58pm On Nov 12, 2015
ideyhere:
You make me laugh... That they cross it that way in SS1 biology does not mean it works that way. Those are just probabilities. So in case you're AS, you better not take that risk...
Hahahhahahaha wow, bt any were am not (AS) though. Bt ur first to remember that it was thought in ss1,
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
My guy i am go sumwhr

Somwhr i go
Sister want to expose
Expose she starts
play ur game well na,so that she will comfort,u no what women likes so do something and let her keep calm.
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by Johnsown1(m): 6:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
halfrica:
Where embarassed u want to expose ur sister
pls what is happening here and where are u going to and who want to expose who.
RomanceRe: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Johnsown1(m): 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Since nobody knows the girl but it is very bad after hanging out with the girl he started gossiping about her some guy are not trust worthy
that some is very important, while some guys gossips cos that particular gal,did nt behave well, like talks alot,eats alot oral play gal
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 3:10pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
No problem
bt if u change ur mind don't hesitate to hala me
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 3:05pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Hahahaha
i can bet with my last cash that ur tough bt i respect peoples idea,opinion and judgements atimes
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 2:52pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
I cannot
OK,i respect that.
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 2:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Not that kind of imitate
that is true bt nothing is impossible to do,only have faith and u can do morethan expected
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 12:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Jesus is 100% greater than me only that he made me in his own image
it is true bt we were taught to imitate him
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 12:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Better
thank ma
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:59am On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Wow am happy you said little jesus but am little cherrybrown
Jesus was a name given to him while cherry is name given to u, and all are human.
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:45am On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Then stop complaining
yes ma and sorry for complaining ma
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:43am On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
How can a little girl like me teach an old man like you
miracle happens, always.
Little Jesus taught elders in the synagogues
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:39am On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Hahahaha if you really know what you are doing you can still Bleep in darkness
cherry can come and teach me hw to bleep in darkness.
RomanceRe: 8 by Johnsown1(m): 11:35am On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
There is no way you can burn down your landlord house with that kerosene lamp am talking about my grand mum love kerosene lamp more than the chargeable lamp but in case you want to buy the kerosene lamp make sure you buy the original one
i do nt think hw wants to buy it
RomanceRe: Still On Marriage And Genotypes AA/AS/ Ss...why?pls Advice by Johnsown1(m): 6:25am On Nov 12, 2015
ideyhere:
There is no direct rule that says that. You can give birth to 4 and none will be SS... But there are still chances that all 4 would be SS including that first 2...
it cant be the first two maybe the corresponding once. Cos the first four will be AA,AS,AS,SS
RomanceRe: 7 by Johnsown1(m): 6:18am On Nov 12, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Before I go further. I couldn't think of a better caption

Know these before I start
1. I get one kind mumu soft heart
2. Fidelity is one of my qualities(I'm not boasting)
3. This thread is intended to solve my problem and not insult me! If you insult me! Amadioha's big d/ck will fvck you so hard that you will not be able to control you buttocks for life!

Now to the business of the thread
I'm in a relationship(with the best Girl on God's fine earth), but this my crush just surfaced recently and I'm very uncomfortable with it. She still get crush on me(she told me and that day I was so afraid ehn! Why girl go dy do boy work??) Anyway, I asked for advice from people( just like this) and they told me how to keep her off my tail(not that I didn't like her too, but I saw her as just a friend)(and yes, she fine die. She won face of ****** university last year) now she's back after so long. I want to handle this situation perfectly but I don't know how. (I love my girlfriend, we've been through a lot for a year and some months and I won't spoil this perfect thing).

To throw more light into this matter, look at our recent conversation(you can see I'm scared)
no be say na me fvck pass sef wey she dy like me like this!

6/11/2015 2:23 PM: RiverGirl: My Obiora
Obi: Hafa na.
RiverGirl: Oh baby
RiverGirl: Miss You ☺
Obi: I miss you too my sunshine
RiverGirl: How's my darling dear?
Obi: I'm fine o. You left me for no reason na
RiverGirl: Not at all my baby
Obi: Yes o. You're enjoying and I'm lonely here
RiverGirl: Enjoying?
Obi: Yes na. See your pic
RiverGirl: Really
RiverGirl: Well
RiverGirl: Na Baba God oh
Obi: Hmmm. U try
RiverGirl: Dearie how would you say somgn like that
RiverGirl: Is it not God be4
Obi: Its God na
RiverGirl: Obiora
RiverGirl: You just left me in the cold
Obi: Lol. I didn't leave you o. I've always been here. I call you na
RiverGirl: Only once
RiverGirl: Is that how your husbandry is?
Obi: 👀i call you steady
RiverGirl: I reject
RiverGirl: My huzzy is not a liar
RiverGirl: Ah ahn
RiverGirl: Steady?

Obi: Hahahaha
RiverGirl: It's not fair oh
RiverGirl: Ehen
RiverGirl: How far
RiverGirl: Have you gotten your phone?
Obi: Lol, I'm just managing one
RiverGirl: Hmm
RiverGirl: Prof

RiverGirl: I know sey your manage Na iPhone 6 woh
Obi: Lol, why you dy wink me? Stop jor. You're making me shy
Obi: No o. Na jphone7


Today's fresh one

11/11/2015 12:31 PM: RiverGirl: I also love eating Starch and owo
RiverGirl: My native food
Obi: Hmmm. Okay, I be jollof rice master, so I go try sweep u off your feet with that one
Obi: Lol. How does starch and owo look like?
RiverGirl: AwwwðŸ‘ðŸ¾ðŸ˜„
RiverGirl: That's great
RiverGirl: It's my native delicacy
RiverGirl: Owo soup
RiverGirl: And made starch
RiverGirl: I'll make it for you when we are together
Obi: Hahah. Looking forward too
RiverGirl: Yeah
RiverGirl: You'll bite your fingers
Obi: I wan bite my leg sef
RiverGirl: Looool
RiverGirl: Are you just at home getting fat?
Obi: Lol, yes. Any prob?
RiverGirl: Haha
RiverGirl: Cool
RiverGirl: Please get fat in the right places
RiverGirl: Work out those muscles
RiverGirl: For both of is
RiverGirl: Us
Obi: Hehe. I don't work out anymore. So..
RiverGirl: No wahala sha
RiverGirl: I love you the way you are
RiverGirl: Even if you have buns chest😚
Obi: 😄and amusement park stomach?
RiverGirl: Lool
RiverGirl: 😄
RiverGirl: I'll lie on it
RiverGirl: And kiss it
Obi: Lol. My body is becoming frisky now sef
RiverGirl: I don't understand
RiverGirl: What's that?
Obi: Lol, frisky is like playfully active or sth
RiverGirl: Ohh
RiverGirl: Thanks
Obi: Hehe, you beautiful goddessðŸ˜
RiverGirl: Would your mum like me??
RiverGirl: Awww
RiverGirl: Bae
RiverGirl: Booby boo, Lovey dovey,Charming proff

So. What should I do now?
boy u don get wifyoooooooo.let her come see ur mom na,u no like her b4? Bt u do enjoy her crush, guy fire dey go.

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