cherrybrown:
So at your age you don't have chargeable lamp in your room

I do. My friend borrowed it to read with

missKiffy:
Lol what is this

this, ma'am is a very short memoir on my recent sexual intercourse

Mrsbieber:
Seriously it is funny,and am sure he said it for fun i dnt knw y u guys are bashin him nw ehn luv ur sense of humour dear keep it up.

I could give you a bear hug right now! Everybody on Nairaland should be more like you!

*pulls out a wad of cash* please just tell me how I can appreciate you for this!

[b][/b]mumumumumumu

obiorathesubtle:
I could give you a bear hug right now! Everybody on Nairaland should be more like you!

*pulls out a wad of cash* please just tell me how I can appreciate you for this!

wel u can just give me a high five

obiorathesubtle:
I do. My friend borrowed it to read with

Hahahaha and your phone don't have torch light

cherrybrown:
Hahahaha and your phone don't have torch light

both my phones were off at that moment sha. It was just asif the universe did not want us to continue fcccking

Mrsbieber:
wel u can just give me a high five

hehe. Such modesty. Me likey!

obiorathesubtle:
both my phones were off at that moment sha. It was just asif the universe did not want us to continue fcccking

Hahahaha if you really know what you are doing you can still Bleep in darkness

cherrybrown:
Hahahaha if you really know what you are doing you can still Bleep in darkness

habaa. I grew a phobia after one time when I was gonking and electric ant bit my d/ck! Hoiy sh/t!! That day was something else!(I just shrugged right now. Remembered the pain) So, I always fcck with the light on. I don't want no more surprises. Next one might be a fcccking snake. Who knows??

fullstreets:

Lol. Nice one

obiorathesubtle:
habaa. I grew a phobia after one time when I was gonking and electric ant bit my d/ck! Hoiy sh/t!! That day was something else!(I just shrugged right now. Remembered the pain) So, I always fcck with the light on. I don't want no more surprises. Next one might be a fcccking snake. Who knows??

Hahahaha then you have to buy kerosene lamp and keep in your room

cherrybrown:
Hahahaha then you have to buy kerosene lamp and keep in your room

mehn. Only the gods know where I can find that one in year 2015, moreover. If I go to the market looking for kerosene lamp, people would look at me like I'm crazy

Plus, I don't have any plans to burn down my landlord's house, we could be in the heat of the thing and somebody puts a foot wrong.. How would I explain to my grumpy landlord??

I'm sorry sir, it was the work of the devil, we were having sex and the house just caught fire?? Mehn. They'll just give me life imprisonment

obiorathesubtle:
mehn. Only the gods know where I can find that one in year 2015, moreover. If I go to the market looking for kerosene lamp, people would look at me like I'm crazy

Plus, I don't have any plans to burn down my landlord's house, we could be in the heat of the thing and somebody puts a foot wrong.. How would I explain to my grumpy landlord??

I'm sorry sir, it was the work of the devil, we were having sex and the house just caught fire?? Mehn. They'll just give me life imprisonment

There is no way you can burn down your landlord house with that kerosene lamp am talking about my grand mum love kerosene lamp more than the chargeable lamp but in case you want to buy the kerosene lamp make sure you buy the original one

cherrybrown:
There is no way you can burn down your landlord house with that kerosene lamp am talking about my grand mum love kerosene lamp more than the chargeable lamp but in case you want to buy the kerosene lamp make sure you buy the original one

i do nt think hw wants to buy it

Johnsown1:
i do nt think hw wants to buy it

Then stop complaining

cherrybrown:
Hahahaha if you really know what you are doing you can still Bleep in darkness

cherry can come and teach me hw to bleep in darkness.

Johnsown1:

cherry can come and teach me hw to bleep in darkness.

How can a little girl like me teach an old man like you

cherrybrown:
How can a little girl like me teach an old man like you

miracle happens, always.
Little Jesus taught elders in the synagogues

cherrybrown:
Then stop complaining

yes ma and sorry for complaining ma

Johnsown1:
yes ma and sorry for complaining ma

Better

Johnsown1:

miracle happens, always.
Little Jesus taught elders in the synagogues

Wow am happy you said little jesus but am little cherrybrown

cherrybrown:
Wow am happy you said little jesus but am little cherrybrown

Jesus was a name given to him while cherry is name given to u, and all are human.

cherrybrown:
Better

thank ma

cherrybrown:
There is no way you can burn down your landlord house with that kerosene lamp am talking about my grand mum love kerosene lamp more than the chargeable lamp but in case you want to buy the kerosene lamp make sure you buy the original one

hehe. I'll definitely look you up when I want to buy one

Johnsown1:
thank ma

You are welcome Sir

Johnsown1:

Jesus was a name given to him while cherry is name given to u, and all are human.

Jesus is 100% greater than me only that he made me in his own image

obiorathesubtle:
hehe. I'll definitely look you up when I want to buy one

No problem until then

cherrybrown:
Jesus is 100% greater than me only that he made me in his own image

it is true bt we were taught to imitate him

Another waste of sperm.... Open her legs and stare till light comes

Harbosede02:
Op....wat exactly are yu...becos I know yu aren't mad or foolish.... Those words are understatement to describe watz wrong with you.

Lol! i think his village witches farted on his destiny. SMH for op