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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by mazizitonene(m): 12:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
Andyblaze:


Yes oo...I never even do my hardcover..na dat 1 dey disturb me now
@least u sef don finish......only hard cover remain....us wey never finish nkor...we still dey write chapters....
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by sammieguze(m): 12:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
The return of Andy

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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
mazizitonene:
ahh....thought as much. hope you found it
sure
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by mazizitonene(m): 12:45pm On Nov 12, 2015
osedvgirl:

sure
awwkk
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:49pm On Nov 12, 2015
mazizitonene:
@least u sef don finish......only hard cover remain....us wey never finish nkor...we still dey write chapters....

No fear... Chiokike is your muscle smiley
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by mazizitonene(m): 1:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
Andyblaze:


No fear... Chiokike is your muscle smiley
yes o..tnx

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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 1:12pm On Nov 12, 2015
Andy
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ignis: 1:14pm On Nov 12, 2015
OMG.... This joker is arround again.

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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
ANDY i need you to continue

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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by sleeknick: 2:14pm On Nov 12, 2015
Andyblaze:

"Hey andy am at alakahia junction ooo" her sweet voice was reminiscent of her moniker here, her moniker had something like either "pretty" or "cute" attached to it..."chai oboy the babe don show for junction ooo" I announced to my roommate, immediately his countenance changed, he looked nervous and unsettled, that was more like it. My roommate wey no get morale for where babes dey na im come dey say he wan stay for room wia me n babe dey, d guy no dey fit talk if girl dey around us for our lodge sef, with the look on his face, I knew he would run out of the room with one excuse one the babe came...I slid my feet into my nike vans and brushed my head quickly and rushed out to go pick her up,..."oboy better comot before we return oo, unless u wan be cameraman for the kind of porn flick wey me and this 'sasha grey' wan shoot ooo"....that was my final parting shot to him as I went to meet my first 'catch' from Nairaland..."God please may I not be Catfished", I thought to myself, "may the babe be as fine as that one Sleeknick took photos with in Akwa Ibom"


As I reached the front of a fast food called "Jovit" at alakahia junction I called her and before I could say "hello" I heard a sharp highpitched voice ring out "Andy! Andy!"...I turned and behold was this figure 8-esque chocolate beauty, she was adorn with a very short fitted pink mini skirt and a white crop top, the top looked familiar, everytime she change DP on nairaland na always that white top she dey wear, especially for her 'bed' pics, e be like the space around the neck and chest region dey always help her expose her 'goodies'...I smiled sheepishly as all words had run out of my head as I walked towards her, I opened my arms and she concurred with an embrace, "wow u look more prettier in person" was all I could mutter...she laughed and said I should stop mocking her, I told her I wasn't, then I led her down towards the path that led to my lodge as we talked trivial things and I occasionally let my comic side make her laugh and feel more comfortable although I gotta admit I seemed more nervous than her, seems she was a pro in meeting up males for the first time. She no even fear whether I wan use her for rituals, she just dey catwalk dey shake her heavy yansh..
I occasionally slowed down to let her walk in front so I could lustfully glance at that yansh in tight skirts and before I know my guy wey stand for front of nairabet office shout "Andy, oboy u don dey look yansh, see as ur prick wan tear ur trouser!........." shocked shocked
Lol...bros which one u dey call my name for dis mata nao!?...abeg limi joor
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ozy4christ(f): 3:31pm On Nov 12, 2015
Maycher:

Na flexing sure pass o wink
lol! A u 4 real?
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ozy4christ(f): 3:34pm On Nov 12, 2015
Incorrect:
how are you related to peculiar?? I.e the dark girl in your profile picture
not related but a friend,y asking
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by chiddye(m): 4:03pm On Nov 12, 2015
wayray you no go finish your story it captivating ooo thriller things
me one see has you go take fall hand
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by chiddye(m): 4:03pm On Nov 12, 2015
wayray you no go finish your story it captivating ooo thriller things
me one see has you go take fall hand
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ritababe(f): 4:37pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Ok better

better for what, with the description i don know her already.
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by cherrybrown(f): 4:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
ritababe:


better for what, with the description i don know her already.
Since nobody knows the girl but it is very bad after hanging out with the girl he started gossiping about her some guy are not trust worthy

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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ritababe(f): 4:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
I said better since he did not say by force

ok
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ninovandross(m): 5:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
Guy come kountinu
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Incorrect: 5:27pm On Nov 12, 2015
ozy4christ:
not related but a friend,y asking
she's also a friend shaa...
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Johnsown1(m): 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2015
cherrybrown:
Since nobody knows the girl but it is very bad after hanging out with the girl he started gossiping about her some guy are not trust worthy
that some is very important, while some guys gossips cos that particular gal,did nt behave well, like talks alot,eats alot oral play gal
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 12, 2015
Guy stop keeping us in suspense angry
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by schumastic(m): 6:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
osedvgirl:
RUBBISH!


ah ah thats too harsh at least give the guy credit.....is not easy to write a story

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Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by agohmamuda(m): 6:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
flawlesRebirth:
.ur digit ?

pls check ur mail.
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Kimmo(f): 6:52pm On Nov 12, 2015
I went back to my kitchen and brought another hollandia, this babe upon all her packaging no sabi the names of hollandia flavours sef, na by the colour she sabi am, if u no take time maybe na for AIT news adverts she carry sabi how to pronounce the name sef...come here dey form porshe for nairalanders.
cheesy cheesy grin
I need supplements before I go fall my hands cus if I no perform nect time when I boast for nairaland say I dey nack for 1 hour she go quote me with emoticons like shocked or rubbish my claim...

You funny ooh! Comman finish the story joor
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Kimmo(f): 6:53pm On Nov 12, 2015
I went back to my kitchen and brought another hollandia, this babe upon all her packaging no sabi the names of hollandia flavours sef, na by the colour she sabi am, if u no take time maybe na for AIT news adverts she carry sabi how to pronounce the name sef...come here dey form porshe for nairalanders.
cheesy cheesy grin
I need supplements before I go fall my hands cus if I no perform nect time when I boast for nairaland say I dey nack for 1 hour she go quote me with emoticons like shocked or rubbish my claim...

You funny ooh! Comman finish the story joor
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by miqos02(m): 6:54pm On Nov 12, 2015
hmmm
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by MilesLamar(m): 6:58pm On Nov 12, 2015
I know the chick
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
mazizitonene:
lolz...aboy proudly uniport o cum senator.....na we be the fweshest graduates sha....na defence remain wink cool
Uniport peeps and the 'fwesh' word though..
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 7:40pm On Nov 12, 2015
Andyblaze Andyblaze Andyblaze
How many times i call u angry
U better come finish d tin wey u start oooo
Or else.......
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 8:20pm On Nov 12, 2015
Make una no vex, I go update soon...been busy doing something
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by mazizitonene(m): 8:34pm On Nov 12, 2015
Nuellah02:
Uniport peeps and the 'fwesh' word though..
really ....haven't noticed tho................guezz itz a family thing wink
Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 8:38pm On Nov 12, 2015

"Errm, sweetie lemme go and get something for the kitchen" I said to her.
"Hmmm, hope u don't want to buy foodstuff oo, me I don't eat at guys place oo", she replied with a tone of finality. "We're eating out"
Hmmm see this one, "no oh, I want to buy a socket for the kitchen. Will be back soonest" then I smiled at her as her reciprocation of the smile showed her approval of my desire to leave. In my mind I still dey wonder, how come this babe dey feel so free with me "an internet pal" I had hoped to kpansh her before 3 days but the ease with which things were taking place was keeping me skeptical...she no dey even fear whether I wan comot go bring my guys make all of us fire her...well...make I go fast for my mission...


"Guy, you be bastard ooo" I shouted playfully at Sunny as I met him at the same spot.
"Hahahahah, my guy u dey mad oo, see as ur boomba stand for yansh wey dey inside cloth, na ur babe be that?" Sunny asked.
I explained everything to him and then I told him I don't wanna fall my hands that I need something safe to swallow, and he suggested TRAMADOL..."mehn oboy I never take dat thing before oo, and all the chemists no dey ever gree sell am for me, dem dey say dem no get am" I explained my novice status to him.
He laughed and told me that they all have it but that they sell it only to coded niggers like him say make I no worry, when I grow beards dem go de sell am for me.
"You papa" I retorted and really I vex for that talk inside my mind.
He then led me to a chemist and told the man at the counter that he wanted tramadol, the man ask how much own and he replied 100 naira. Sharpaly, the man bring one red plastic wey contain 5 tablets of 200 milligram each. CHOI!!!! This same man wey dey always tell me say no tramadol...God punish am I thought to myself....

Then we walked towards my gate and I told him I don't know how to use it oo, he then told me to take 2 capsules of the tramadol which is 400 mg but that I should make sure I don't 'enter' until 2 hours time so that by then the drug would have dissolved in my body. Mehn 12noon too far oo, I hope she go stay till then...I asked him if he was sure and he said yeah and then I quickly bought pure water and as I was about to pop two tablets and throw into my mouth he told me to wait..."Oboy u say u never take this thing before?" I said yeah..then he told me to take just 1 tablet for the 200 milligram rather than 2 so I can control the effects...as he talk that thing I begin doubt everything. I threw the pure water away and decided that when I get to my room I'll use my phone and browse the appropriate dosage for a first timer to avoid premature ejaculation before I go die following this warri talkactive prescription....

With that I put back the tablets in my pocket and set for my room, little did I know I was in for a shocker.......

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