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Nt all short dude posess short joystick,cos some of them carry bomb for waist.am nt a short dude though

PunkyVeer:
Boy, you remind me of a runaway slave Nothing to be seen here.

take it easy please before that boy go commit suicide.

Wht u really need is good cream,food and cut that ur hair, so that we will know hw to help u

ideyhere:
All good... Xup

so which state are u and ur occupation

Estharfabian:
then, you seriously need to be hanged...

there is no need for that cos i have not deflower one before cos i set it as a rule,so virgin and way of life is a choice

buzquet:
me prefer her body physics social

what i meant by chemistry is her structure

Estharfabian:
in other words..You're not A Virgin... Buh U wanna have one to Yourself huh?

yes

Estharfabian:
this is getting really cliché...

Why are Guys so obsessed with Virgins?

some guys are not obsessed with virgin bt many guys want to marry or date a virgin cos they are trusted for that period.like me for an instance i pray that i marry a virgin and i will never deflower a gal.i prefer starting with a virgin

Mine are, slim or average body beautyful respectful her body chemistry social

ideyhere:
Really? Good evening. Nice to finally see a birthday mate

good evening mate,hw was ur day and hw u doing

What to date a self dependant girl am 23

smylishglory:
I guess I'm the only 10th march here

hi are u serious

ideyhere:
March 7...

good evenin mate

[quote author=Vanquay post=39518532]This Man has a sharp Theological Mind...Its kinda Hilarious.
U should be bothered,had it been that ur father or ur mother were gay and let,u wouldnt be in existence,if u did nt drive devil away in time, he will come to dine with u


Why are Africans so despiseful of Gays?
...I have Gay Friends and they are really Nice friendly people...Why would I be bothered where you choose to put your Divk or what enters your pvssy?[/quota]

wahaladey7:
Why do i feel sexually satisfied with this woman than my own wife? I met her barely two months before my wedding. As clock was winding down for my marriage, i sighted her that faithful day along my street and later found out she stays in the neighborhood. I took a casual interest in her and one thing led to another, we started sleeping together. To me, it was a last minute affair to say goodbye to bachelorhood. Little did i know the widow with two grown children will hold my sexual appetite spellbound. When i got married, i swore to stop but never did. Till date (11 months after) i still haven't find enough courage to let go. The reason being that, she's just too good in bed. Damn, some people are just experts in the art! I give it to her. It has come to the extent that i weep internally whenever i am done being with her. How can i just turn away from the beautiful bride i married, only to be possessed by a widow? Yet i still can't stop! God SAVE me!

don't be greedy,why don't u give me her number and her address,let me help u out.lol. Bt it is lawfully to be committing that kind of taboo.it is either u deal with it nw or u tell ur wife

predatorX:
if you like chew all the bitter kola in this world, the sweetness of PV55Y is a neutralizer of bitterness and pain. You will still pop your champaigne anyhow shaaaa ni. E be like say you never jam Salad_Cream_Snatches, as Coca-cola Said it in the early 90's......"YOU CAN'T BEAT THE FEELING"

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what i mean is when u want to sex a girl and ur pencil rised up and fall when ever she open her front panel.you should put bitter kola in ur mouth while inserting ur pencil,it will break charm if she is with juju

shay101:
Hi everyone,

This is my predicament, have been dating this lady for almost two years now and anytime we want to have sex I usually don't have an erection. This is unlike me because usually I am very active when it comes to sex. Even when I watch a simple music videos I feel an erection in me. But anytime am about to make love to my fiancee, even if I had an erection it just goes down. Sometimes even when I succeed in having an erection it dies in the middle of the sex. We have never had a complete round of sex before. I thought something was wrong with me so I tried having sex with another lady and this didn't happen.

Please people I'm here because I need your help on what to do because am about to start marriage plans, but I don't want a marriage I will not enjoy or where I will be cheating outside. Please help me everyone including pastors in the house.

Thanks

shay101:
Hi everyone,

This is my predicament, have been dating this lady for almost two years now and anytime we want to have sex I usually don't have an erection. This is unlike me because usually I am very active when it comes to sex. Even when I watch a simple music videos I feel an erection in me. But anytime am about to make love to my fiancee, even if I had an erection it just goes down. Sometimes even when I succeed in having an erection it dies in the middle of the sex. We have never had a complete round of sex before. I thought something was wrong with me so I tried having sex with another lady and this didn't happen.

Please people I'm here because I need your help on what to do because am about to start marriage plans, but I don't want a marriage I will not enjoy or where I will be cheating outside. Please help me everyone including pastors in the house.

Thanks

shay101:
Hi everyone,

This is my predicament, have been dating this lady for almost two years now and anytime we want to have sex I usually don't have an erection. This is unlike me because usually I am very active when it comes to sex. Even when I watch a simple music videos I feel an erection in me. But anytime am about to make love to my fiancee, even if I had an erection it just goes down. Sometimes even when I succeed in having an erection it dies in the middle of the sex. We have never had a complete round of sex before. I thought something was wrong with me so I tried having sex with another lady and this didn't happen.

Please people I'm here because I need your help on what to do because am about to start marriage plans, but I don't want a marriage I will not enjoy or where I will be cheating outside. Please help me everyone including pastors in the house.

Thanks

may be u too are ntt sexually compatible or maybe u love someone else instead of her.
It is either u guys meet a specialist or doctor
or u be chewing bitter kola when having sex with her.

Wow that most be long dream to be able to capture the divisional parts and hw it is going to divided

dinxy:
funny enuf how the average man in Nigeria does nt get comfort from anywia but d government and the church. The church z supposed to be a place of solace for d believers. In situations were church schools re more expensive Dan even private skuls, wot z hope f d poor believers.

Am not saying the skul fee shld b free, rather am saying DT d skul fee should be atleast be reasonable nd considerable cheaper. Our church leaders should stop loving extravagantly nd provide sound education for the poor Nigerians. LOVE is the whole essence of xtianity nd notin else.

some of these church heads are not after preaching the good news they proposed to preach rather going after wealth.

That searves him right,he should to to pluto with his donation,i wish all the heads in the churchs will follow this example.

tobyemmanuel:
What did GEJ, ur son, did?

Gej was a little bit cautions and quite,he makes sure that every tribes benefited from his goverment, BREAKING NEWS TO U FILLERS NNAMDI KALU has been released with immediate effect,after putin,and prime minister of isreal called or else they will storm fulanis and brother.ur gullible brother starts to panic after the video of how they kidnaped him was released. Lol LLB

naijainfogalery:
Snake invasion these days is alarming, How come all this snake dont find their ways to all these our corrupt politicians houses huh!


And it seems lala has a soft spot for snakes. less than 3 comments lala dont pursue the snake go front page

it is cos the rich apply chemicals that are very expensive which drives insects and snakes family away almost 2 times every week around the nook and cloony of their houses.

I have nt dated before and i want to date a healthy one that will last and what is the risk of heart breaks

How do we build a healthy relationship and to meet right patterners

herald9:
[b]When I read about some drugs having side effects, I always dismiss such info until I swallowed half a card of 'CIPROTAB' in order to fight off a deadly blow from malaria allied with typhoid fever. What my body is undergoing now can only be imagined...

Dews are settling every now and then on my forehead. It seems a new salty spring have suddenly burst out of my throat cause this volume of spittle rushing into my mouth per second is baffling, bewildering, bemusing and mystifying.
The worst thing is I can't coup them back cause the salinity seem higher than what my system really needs. So now you can picture a pregnant woman's favourite sport and picture me!

I bade farewell to sleep three days ago. Well, at least I can read for my ongoing exams instead of lazily dozing... for where? It looks like those feudal worms in my stomach have been constantly at war ever since I took those drugs; I can feel some some hot canon balls being projected from the left 'wing' of my intestines to the right.

Even me wey been dey score multiple hat-tricks when having a serious match with BEANS have now become a spectator!



Erm... What's that going on in my head? Is someone rearranging my brains?!! (grabs head)



Whenever I get out of this dilemma; I and my family shall never consume any drug with letter "C"....

Not even Vitamin C!


Signed: Herald9

Other side effects are:
Dizziness
Restlessness
Weakness of joints
Dehydration
Sweating, etc.

Drugs should be made to cure ills, not after curing the ills you start battling with the drug. It's not fair!

Have you ever had any side effects when taking drugs? How did you overcome it? Please share.


Lalasticlala can you endorse this, please?[/b]

my exprience after taking Arthemeter and the letter C u mention earlier. I got ill and feel like vomiting all the solid that i have taken since i was born and was very tired. I went to a chemist shop and bought a drug. But instead of healing the malaria i bought it for,it caused me increase of my temperature to 48C;dehydration,excessive vomiting and having cold in a hot afternoon.so i discarded the drug after 3 days.after i was hospitalised with dreeps and drugs that cost me me almost 15k before i starts breething life.that was my short exprience with arthemeter and the letter C anti biotics.

then u forget so fast that is an hausa man that made USA to put nigeria in a black list cos he stupidly want to bomb U.S.A

Freedom freedom freedom, we are biafran,we are the people.how can those boko haramist be slaughtering igbos, and the presidency are doing nothing.let us divide, so we will know who is who in this state.

[b][/b] using man utd for case of understandin. 1= de gea 2=m.darmine 3=shaw(now blind or young) 4=herrera,scheiderin. 5= smalling 6= carrick,schweisteiger 7=depay 8= mata, 9=rooney,martial 10=fallaini,rooney,mata 11=young,valencia.

[ Football team numbers and their different positions
color=#000000][/color][b][/b] Centre forward(striker) =9
left forward(left winger)=11
Right forward(right winger)=7
Attacking mid fielder=10
Central mid fielder(HM)=8
Defensive mid fielder= 4
Right full back(defender)=2
Left full back (defender)=3
central back (left)=6
Cental back(right)=5
Goal keeper =1

The boys tried but they didnt see arsenal coming with that kind of speed and fast goals.a bad international break for them. Bt anyway let them pick their boot where they left it.