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wetn dm dey gain for dis kind tn self, dm dey live rough life since wn dm dey der mama womb

smh for some azzhole, wanna gt famous on nairaland, by posting shittt dat doesn't make sense

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kenny4nicegirls:
Am kenny am 26 am cute i do business i need nice female friends for friendship HONESTLY SPEAKING i am SINGLE. i just want female friends for a start i dont want to jump into any relationship i just want female friends am nice and very caring its so unfortunately i have not been too lucky with the previous girls i have met and dated in the past they have really showed me a whole lot o!!!!!!!!

nd u thnk online dating is d best u nvr knw wetn dey do u.

ohk, after wasting so much moni on cake, wr ar they nw @ ini edo nd funke ugly b*tch

so wah do we cal dis nw surulere or leresuru lerelere

I trust our 9ja gals, 'em nor dey carry last for dis kind tn

DrPaulB:
I tot they vowed not to tell any1, how the heavens did U come to know Op?

d tn self tire me oh. .

dis century wey we dey ehn... na wa oo

ednut1:
bad network for the past 3 weeks. and d airtel 2 in 1 is a scam. i normally use 2gig in a month d normal 1500 bis. but i did d 2k get 4 gig. download like 2wice a week. nt more dan 50mb on each occasion o. in two weeks 1.9gig was gone. am tired of der yeye network abeg

mehn, I tnk say na only me experience dis shiit o, na real scam, imagine I use 4gb under 2weeks, wetn I dey browse ; juz bbm, wtsap instagram nd fbk.. na real scam dm b

chibyksveejay:
Wizkid‘s boo, Tania Omotayo was recently photographed grabbing the butt of Nollywood actress, Nse Ikpe Etim.

It was a ladies night out somewhere recently which had the married actress along with the likes of Tonto Dikeh, Tania Omotayo and Moji Adewale and others in attendance, all hanging out somewhere and Tania probably couldn’t resist the urge to have a feel of Nse’s butt.

its obvious u dnt knw d diff btwn grab and touch, otondo

hahn:
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so ow come u find dis funny Ow old ar u? If u r above 18, dn u must b a vry big fool

Jslicky:
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Is dis d new trend nw on NL, huh

choi, na wa o, dey kip on bombing der self, if dm bomb d whole villagers finish, abeg o wetn go happen nxt

na dm sabi o

Daneguakhi:
All na marketing strategy O jare, her biggest customers are the male folk, who'd literally devour her deadly curves before digesting the message in her music. I can bet only few people do know the lyrics in her fast paced catchy songs. She just wan bobo ppl.

hmm I see, I understand all her lyrics, nd it make vry gud sense

Which kind celebration, @ op u daft ehn... its juz a normal pix jor, even jTerry dat posted it on instagram didn't say such tinz lyk dat, u dey dr, ogbeni go sleep. so na crime 2 snap pix again, u c wine for der hand.. mumu op

I dnt tnk its possible, as a student, 10k in a month 2 small self, u wn dey suffer ur self for sch

rokiatu:
Her azzz is reducing me like it like this thou.

so wts ur point








u berra leave my wife alone

harrysterol:
Abeg how she been take d waka wit dt first pix

nah.. she juz use it 2 perform on stage, u didn't watch it ni?

NOTED

ehn, op wetn come happen is he nt a human being? go gt a life op, nd stop criticising ppl. oloshi

tosyne2much:
As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

nd numbr 11, making use of ur phone while service is going on @ op...
u ar guilty of dis shit
nd na hin worst pass, so u need 2 b flogged or u should b in d deliverance section by nw

hmm


dis 1 is strong

franugo:
guy if pesin insult u na, u go dey vex yet u dey here dey run ur mouth like tap.

When howard webb dey do us something, where u dey

u dey mind d bastard?

dotcomnamename:
Meaning is EPL Refs are sh1ts

GO ND JUMP INSIDE D WELL. do u watch seria A @all

dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]Am not a Liverpool fan, but the truth is bitter..

Shame on EPL refs! Costa doing anything he like on Liverpool players.. And then some people will say EPL is the best league.. Best my foot![/size]

mumu u dey watch seria A league @all

Liverpool parking bus... shame on ya

dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]The ref is clearly biased and want Chelsea to keep their unbeaten record.

EPL refs are a joke! [/size]

meaning

Bimfo:
Fooölll, We'v got a Life outside Nairaland.. We'v got Jobs.. U r jobless! So, U can help us keep the time table of Matches and give Us details, rather than going around nairaland show casing your unrivaled Stupidity..

choi, d water wey I juz dey drink jeje cumout for my nose sha


hahah u bad gon