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Phones › Re: Bob Risky Develops Breast In New Snapchat Photo by johnstar(m): 7:26am On Aug 12, 2017
remi4ever:
You're saying 6,SOME PEOPLE never use 5.. tongue
some ppl never touch am self
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by johnstar(m): 8:11am On Aug 09, 2017
BlueAngel444:
Chelsea are interested in signing Joao Cancelo from Valencia, according to Sky sources.

Some1 once mentioned him has better than moses.

Good news I guess
Na evry player dm dey bid forhuh



Dis club nor serious


I juz dey pray make dm nor repeat weyyn happen 2016 oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Super Cup: Real Madrid Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 8th August 2017 by johnstar(m): 9:49pm On Aug 08, 2017
ekensi01:
Who send am? You must be blind to tell me that Morata is a good replace for Costa.


Read the new headline here "Bakayoko injured Morata".

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I go blame u, wasted sperm


Nd i didn't even quote u, u had to quote me??


Pig
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Super Cup: Real Madrid Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 8th August 2017 by johnstar(m): 9:14pm On Aug 08, 2017
toyota3:
bakayoko has not even played a match yet.. and yes morata is better than lukaku bro.. lukaku has played over 360 mins while morata has not played up to 20 mins.... wen league starts den u can compare
Why u dey reply d fool na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Super Cup: Real Madrid Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 8th August 2017 by johnstar(m): 9:06pm On Aug 08, 2017
Manure


Shame on manure


Mumu club

See as dm park bus


Ronaldo self nvr enter
Celebrities › Re: Falz Reacts To Neymar's Weekly Salary by johnstar(m): 1:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
CollinsWeGlobe:
Since them announced the fee, i dey check the guy Instagram page everyday to see if Neymar will make a post or brag about it. i still dey check sha, because if na Davido HEAVEN & EARTH no go hear word again.
To be honest with you, you, footballers life na him sweet pass

Dm are very humble


I follow most of dm on.ig dey don't brag about there wealth


I chose football over musicians lifestyle any day


Footballers nor dey geg time spend der moni oo
Sports › Re: SHOCK: Hazard Offers Himself To Barca As Neymar's Replacement by johnstar(m): 11:23am On Aug 04, 2017
Lol....mumu bloggers dm
Sports › Re: Phillippe Coutinho Agrees Terms With Barcelona by johnstar(m): 11:36pm On Aug 03, 2017
Which kind topic b ds one na ehn


Op u get sense sohuh


Which one b say dm don agree terms??

Dm turn dwn offer

Abeg close dis thread jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Community Shield (4 - 1) penalties On 6th August 2017 by johnstar(m): 6:51am On Aug 03, 2017
huh
Romance › Re: "What My Fiance Did For Me After Breaking My Leg In An Accident". Photos by johnstar(m): 12:59pm On Aug 01, 2017
D topic confuse me sha
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Faces Two Years In Prison Over Legal Row With Former Agent by johnstar(m): 12:02pm On Aug 01, 2017
Pls stop spreading fake rumour


It can never happen never

To a footballer? We all knw dey can't go to jail

See messi

Abeg close dis thread jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by johnstar(m): 2:36pm On Jul 29, 2017
abeg hu b dat small guy for chelsea jersey


so chelsea gt skillfull young star like dat shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


that guy is good
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Drives A Combatant Car Manufactured By An Igbo Guy(pics) by johnstar(m): 12:34pm On Jul 25, 2017
GameGod:
Nnamdi Cownu is a mad albino monkey, what is combatant in this trash? angry

Meanwhile Buratai right now grin
Which one ur state don produce??
Car Talk › Re: Commercial Bus Is Burning On 3rd Mainland Bridge In Lagos by johnstar(m): 7:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
Hm

ARM
Phones › Re: Airtel's Double Data Offer For 6 Months : Don't Miss It by johnstar(m): 6:39pm On Jul 24, 2017
Pl wah d code for Airtel night plan

Nd hw much is it?
Education › Re: Jesus, See The Huge Snake I Killed In My Street This Morning (photos) by johnstar(m): 6:29pm On Jul 24, 2017
Lala

Sports › Re: Manchester City Signs Monaco BENJAMIN MENDY In Deal Worth Over £50m by johnstar(m):
cheesy


Stoke city go still score 2goals against dis defense


And Chelsea signed a striker for 68m

Ppl dey shout say d moni 2much for a 24yrs old??

Dis wn na defender ooo i hope say dm nor go concede goal for any match
Pets › Re: Residents Kill Dog That Killed 50 Goats & Sheep In Kenya (Photos) by johnstar(m): 11:45am On Jul 24, 2017
dis wn nor concern human being na, after all una dey do worst to other himan being
Phones › Re: Infinix Smart X5010: Unboxing The Newly Launched Android Phone by johnstar(m): 11:36am On Jul 24, 2017
Ellyxinvestment:
Then 29,000 is too much for it.
this phone shoudnt b more dan 20k uselss ppl
Autos › Re: Innoson Gives IVM G5, Salary For Life To Man Who Prophesied His Car Business by johnstar(m): 11:23am On Jul 24, 2017
i prophesy dat seun will give is life to christ grin grin grin grin



quote me later
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by johnstar(m): 11:20am On Jul 24, 2017
cn i still join the league? if yes pls send code


tjohn6649@gmail.com

jay_chelsea
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Man For Trying To Finger Her In A Commercial Bus by johnstar(m): 7:44pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dat is why i don't sit close to women/gals/ladies

Der wahala too much, if u adjust ur hand for inside public bus dm.go think say u wn touch der breast
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by johnstar(m): 2:34pm On Jul 22, 2017
Nihilist:
Lol these yoot ain't ready
Der Mata juz tire me

Even mumu arsenal self nor fit score

Dm dey struggle to score small bois grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by johnstar(m): 5:15am On Jul 22, 2017
We ar in for alex Chamberlain.... Cn he play has a wing back?
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by johnstar(m): 3:45pm On Jul 21, 2017
DateMynd44:
I sat down and counted all the expenses and cost of the last relationship and thus realized that naija girls are just as useless as the P in the word Psychology.

All the money I used to load airtime to call her daily, i kept records of it and it amounted to 10, 000 naira.

I bought her an infinix at the price of 25,000 naira but she still used the phone I bought to her with my sweat to whatsapp with guys and cheat around.

I bought her three Ankara dress on her birthday which amounted to 20, 000 naira.

I bought her sharwama and took her to crunches for umpteen times and the records I kept gave me the figure of 14,500 naira.

I gave her money to Fix Brazilian hairs thru out our one year relationship which gave me the total sum of 60,000 naira.

I got her a self con apartment at the rate of 80k, furnished her apartment and bought her a Samsung plasma at the rate of 60.000 naira.

And now we have broken up and she says I'm one of the best guys she has ever dated and she now wants to move on with her life and get a new boyfriend and go scot Free like that? TUFIAKWA

SHE must refund all the money I spent on her including the airtime I used to call her, she must pay thru her nose or else I'll get her arrested...
That's why I can never date a naija girl again. Those people are useless and we don't gain anything from them.
If I date any naija girl and whenever we break up she must return all that I spent on her including the airtime I loaded to call her, one naira nor one kobo won't remain or else I'll call the police and get her arrested.
.chioma must return my money.
Naija girls are useless.

Cc goingape1 goingape and JohnStar
Yawa go dey.... See gobe lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by johnstar(m): 3:43pm On Jul 21, 2017
[quote author=Retiredflirt post=58687174][/quote]wink wink wink u never see anything
Sports › Re: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by johnstar(m): 7:01am On Jul 20, 2017
iykebest1:
Morata in the last 4 Years = 40 goals.

Lukaku in the last 4 years = 105 goals.

Deal with it.
Judge dah by min per goals
Phones › Re: Infinix Note 4/4 Pro Official Discussion Thread by johnstar(m): 4:48pm On Jul 19, 2017
Der Mata juz tire me
Gaming › Re: Football Manager 2017 PC Official Thread by johnstar(m): 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2017
timidapsin:
mail me
bro i need dis game bt i cnt send u email here bcus i cnt rembr my password maybe you should snd me email here

tjohn6649@gmail.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by johnstar(m): 7:41am On Jul 15, 2017
Dm dey use 1month take sign 1players??

nawa for dis club self

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