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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by johnterry1: 6:33pm On Feb 08, 2011
[size=60pt]my dear 190,
u derail other people`s thread and expect urs not to be derailed.u are a big joker.pls loan me some of your friends who know how to derail threads.apologies to everyone here but this lunatic needs to be taught some simple lessons.[/size]
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by johnterry1: 6:32pm On Feb 08, 2011
[size=60pt]my dear 190,
u derail other people`s thread and expect urs not to be derailed.u are a big joker.pls loan me some of your friends who know how to derail threads.apologies to everyone here but this lunatic needs to be taught some simple lessons.[/size]
Romance / Re: Why Are Women So Jealous Of Each Other? by johnterry1: 12:29pm On Feb 08, 2011
Mygoldie:

talk to the hand. angry

lil girl,did u say that am jealous of your slowpoke,koolchicco.nope. so it hurts to see someone say sh!^t about your monkey,koolchicco. just imagine how dakore will feel if she gets your comment about her husband.whether he is good or bad on bed shouldnt be your problem so u shouldnt have talked about his bedmatics here. the guy is rich,goodlooking and powerful. koolchicco is a lunatic who is probably viewing po@rno or on nl conversing with his cousin, mr cork. dakore and olumide are making headline.will goldie and koolchicco ever make headline? never ?even god wont allow it.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Is A Year Older by johnterry1: 10:57am On Feb 08, 2011
i hope she realises that she is 33 yr and not 23.she shld start to act her age.
Celebrities / Re: Robbers Attack and Rob Funke Akindele And Her Family! by johnterry1: 10:56am On Feb 08, 2011
that stupid girl must have behaved
Family / Re: Im Unhappy In My Marriage by johnterry1: 9:31am On Feb 08, 2011
jennykadry:

Well unfortunately some naija men don't like slim.



a typical reply from jenny.men love slim and sexy rather than big fat women with big tummy,overstretched laps and arse. i dont know where u babes get to know that most men love fat women.maybe from d girls` hostel
Romance / Re: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by johnterry1: 5:07pm On Feb 07, 2011
poster was looking for opportunity to cheat.poster,u will end up being a single parent
Romance / Re: Help I Am A Woman And I Am Attracted To Other Women by johnterry1: 2:59pm On Feb 07, 2011
lesbo on d rise.go to unilag ,u will be amazed that most of them are lesbo.pathetic.most of the girls supporting her are lesbos too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by johnterry1: 1:12pm On Feb 07, 2011
mumu,if u so like torress then watch chelsea games
Romance / Re: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by johnterry1: 12:16pm On Feb 07, 2011
coollabie or whatever,

mumu,its a man`s world.she cant throw him out but he can throw her dirty backside out
Romance / Re: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by johnterry1: 11:41am On Feb 07, 2011
[size=15pt]so u are cheating cos ur man cheated.he will send u packing,mumu[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by johnterry1: 11:04am On Feb 07, 2011
u guys should wake up from ur slumber.torres has moved to a big club.the young man earns good pay,will win d champs league soon and u guys are here making noise.if u are not happy with him,go kiss a live wire.
Family / Re: Im Unhappy In My Marriage by johnterry1: 10:51am On Feb 07, 2011
pro01:

I have absolutely NO pity for you. It's girls like you that must have been mouthing the "good guys are boring, I love bad boys" crap that most of your type are guilty of. You dated him for 7 years and yet you claim not to know he had an 'alcohol problem'? Smh.

I wonder why you're complaining. You've got the 'bad boy' you've always wanted - having rejected the 'unadventurous', 'boring', 'nice guys' that must have been on your case years back when you were still single and available. So it is now that you realize that what you need is a nice guy that'll be 'boring' enough to always be at home with you and pay full attention to you? Confused lot.






i love this.most of u women want bad guys and then complain when u he actually shows why he is bad.run a poll and ask these babes who they will prefer-bad guy or good guy.they would pick bad guy and then complain when they discover his true `badness`.i hope these girls here learn from your story.the wives of most of my friends(who u will term `bad `) are all complaining.most times they report them to me and am sick of hearing their stories.for christ sake,do u girls not know that the good guys are better husbands than the bad guys.na wah o.every week na so so story of an unhappy wife we dey hear. marriage is sweet if u choose a good partner.but if your priorities are money,muscles and efizy then we will be happy to hear your story .sister,no more advice for u jor.let us hear another babe`s story  wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Chelsea May Recoup Fernando Torres Transfer Fee In Shirt Sales Alone by johnterry1: 3:05pm On Feb 04, 2011
According to the Daily Mirror, Chelsea are set to recoup the whopping £50 million they splashed out on old ‘Dodgy Hamstrings McGraw’ on Monday in a matter of months, thanks to a massive surge in sales of ‘Torres’ replica shirts in the West London area.

The Mirror have the initial facts and figures:

“Chelsea’s record £50 million signing Fernando Torres is already king of the shirt sales – outselling his ­Liverpool replacement Andy Carroll by 250 jerseys to one.

“Demand for Chelsea’s new Torres home shirts are currently 40% higher than when he arrived at Anfield three years ago, according to suppliers.

“Shirt sales for the Kop’s other new striker, Luis Suarez, are 380% more popular than Carroll replicas, but are still trailing behind Chelsea’s Spanish signing by 30 to one.”

Given that it took just six months for sales of Cristiano Ronaldo’s Real Madrid shirt to pass the 1 million mark in the Spanish capital alone, and that Torres has topped the table for Premier League shirt sales for the last two seasons, Chelsea should break even on their £50 million investment in…ooh, about three weeks time!


http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/transfer_talk/64117/chelsea-may-recoup-fernando-torres-transfer-fee-in-shirt-sales-alone.html
Nairaland / General / Re: Un-ban 190! Pls! by johnterry1: 4:51pm On Feb 03, 2011
190 is d most foolish guy i know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Vows To Score Against Liverpool by johnterry1: 4:34pm On Feb 03, 2011
benayoun,torres to chelsea.who is next? gerald and pepe reina (he will be our second choice keeper).
Romance / Re: Men Want Everything by johnterry1: 3:19pm On Feb 03, 2011
must u be the one to fight women.u`ve always been like this than since i joined nl.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Vows To Score Against Liverpool by johnterry1: 3:14pm On Feb 03, 2011
u loserpool fans shld emulate man u fans.man u has sold van nisteroy ,beckham and cr7 to madrid.from now on,loserpool will be selling their assets to chelsea.gerald to chelsea in june.
Nairaland / General / Re: Un-ban 190! Pls! by johnterry1: 2:16pm On Feb 03, 2011
ode oshi.
mad monkey
Romance / Re: Men Want Everything by johnterry1: 1:15pm On Feb 03, 2011
[size=13pt]190,u are so pathetic.always fighting with women.sure u will turn to a wife beater[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: Un-ban 190! Pls! by johnterry1: 12:21pm On Feb 03, 2011
why should 190 be unbanned?pls keep him banned.the monkey is so silly.he`ll never grow up.he`s been banned lot of times.the coconut headed mumu is not as smart as his cousin mr cork.if u ban mr cork,he `ll simply get another id but if u ban 190 he starts to disturb everyone.mrzdarkskin,its a pity that u`ve decided to get associated with nairaland no 1 lunatic,190.
Celebrities / Re: ~Omotola Jolade Ekeinde's Ikebe: Nollywood's Best Ikebe~ by johnterry1: 11:23am On Feb 03, 2011
i could see that her arse is already overstretched.how can anyone compare her arse to jlo`s.we have seen jlo`s arse bare on tv.we know how fresh and smooth the thing is.omotola`s own is just big( i dont know when we africans will realise that quality better pass quantity).no wonder u babes have refused to workout to look sexy.do ya think that those heavy stuffs u babes carry are sexy.naaaaaaaahhhhhh.we want quality not quantity.

@spikedcylinder

how that your bricklayer boyfriend? grin
Romance / Re: How Often Do You Want Your Girl Friend To Visit You ? by johnterry1: 10:25am On Feb 03, 2011
friday night and saturday night
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: El-traitor Why? by johnterry1: 12:26pm On Feb 02, 2011
who is dis pro guy?

liverfool do not deserve a guy like torres.torres is too big for a club that has never won the league in the last 10 yrs,won just f.a cup in a long time.besides,he needs to play with big boys like lamps,anelka,drogba and terry not with mediocres like carragher,kuyt and lucas.if u too like the guy,then watch chelsea.he is now a chelsea player.he may be el traitor to u but to us he is el nino. grin  grin  grin

if u are still not happy,go hug a transformer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Vows To Score Against Liverpool by johnterry1: 11:34am On Feb 02, 2011
torres will score a hatrick against loserpool.gerald to go to madrid next transfer window
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Will Chelsea Revert Back To D Diamond Formation To Accommodate Torres? by johnterry1: 11:06am On Feb 02, 2011
Will chelsea revert back to d diamond formation to accommodate torres?i feel so.
our new line up may look like this

                                      cech
  D.luis                terry               alex                A.cole

                                  Essien

                   lampard                      Malouda

                                   Anelka
                   Drogba                    Torres


what do u guys think?

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