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Y not lead by example

Dontripsy:
Totally agree with the OP. The blackberry picture lock is brilliant.
I admired it so much that I tweaked it to my Infinix hot.

how did u do dat

Flexherbal:
I did not say they built it with looted funds.

Dey built it wit dere daily contribution

Na abokii u be

Must we always copy

TonyeBarcanista:
That's a family issue. After all, na who them help?

Abi o

playtheblues:
Because the judges compromised.

He won the election, dere is no compromising here

playtheblues:
Hmnnnn, that judgement needs to be reviewed!

Why

Gbam!!! Let the wailers and ipob youth start ranting. Though I don't support them thanking him for cancelling that project

O ga o

The real Jagaban not Ycee own

Lertyph:
if u are already added, pls give d admin my numba for any whatsapp group wit updates on oou admission process
07069165415.
thanks in advance.

We don't have enough candidates yet I think the whatsapp group should be on hold for now maybe when it's a few month to jamb we can then create one

Lertyph:
kindly summarise for me the steps in applying to oou wit hnd for d.e. and wat level will i start from and an estimate money to be budgeted for a fresher.

You G. P is a factor and if the d.e form is out, obtain it and choose OOU. You will start from 300L if you apply with HND and 200L if you apply with ND but I will advise you to apply with ND cos it's easier to be admitted into 200 than 300L. Just have abt 200k sha for everything.

pasol4real:
Oga Pls lagos is not in southwest

It's in the East ryt?

Lagos sha....... South West rock jhoor

It is believed that the world will come to an end one day. While the thought of it is enough to send tremor through your spine, it should actually be seen as a chance to try out some crazy and interesting things especially if you live in Lagos. A lot of silly things go through the mind of Lagosians but these thoughts are quickly dismissed with a wave of the hand partly because of the reactions or perhaps negative consequence.

If you are a Lagosian and you are lucky (or unlucky) to be alive when the world is ending, then it is an opportunity to do things you’ve always wished you could. You don’t have to mind as the world would end anyway.

Here are 8 things you can do in Lagos when the final trumpet is being blown.

Slap A Mopol
Mobile Police or Mopol for short is a gun-carrying, fierce looking security personnel that is viewed with more reverence than an ordinary policeman. Mobile policemen carry themselves with seriousness and authority and can be very brash in their dealing. You might want to slap one as whatever he does to you won’t make a difference as the world will end.


Refuse To Pay Rent Even When Your Landlord Has A Black Belt
Nobody likes it when the landlord comes to knock on the door to request for the rent. Lagosians take offence by the seemingly embarrassing request but knowing that the landlord is right, they try to bear it. With the world coming to an end, you can decide not to pay your rent even if the landlord has a black belt. You can even scream at him and order him out if you feel that way.


Eat A ‘Balanced Diet”
Lagosians love good food and there are lots of restaurants that provide different delicacies. Sometimes, Lagosians want some combination but won’t want to make the other so as not to be considered a ‘bush person’. With end time coming, you can go to a restaurant and order for a triple combination of white, jollof and fried rice. You can top it with a plate of roasted snail and chicken. Support it with pounded yam and egusi with a bottle of chilled malt in between. Take a minute to calm down before going for yam porridge with fried plantain with a small portion of nkwobi. Don’t forget to drink a cup of yoghurt mixed with Fanta. Finish the whole stuff with pizza and hamburger coupled with a bottle of beer. Its end time anyway!


Roll Tyre Around The Street
Children in Lagos roll tyres around the street as a form of play and some even compete in a race by seeing who can run faster with the tyre. It gets to a time when it becomes silly to engage in such a game. If you are still in Lagos and the world is coming to an end, you can roll back the years by removing the tyre of your car, strip down to your knickers and roll it down the street. It’s a feeling you can’t compare with anything. Don’t mind the look on people’s face. They’ll forget about it when they get to heaven.


Drive In Reverse From Oshodi To Obalende
Lagos state takes the issue of adherence to traffic laws seriously. LASTMA officials are around the city ready to arrest any driver who fails to do what is right on the road. Sometimes, people get itchy about wanting to do silly things and end time is the period to do something akin to madness. Turn your vehicle into reverse position, rev the engine and drive in that position from Oshodi to Obalende. Increase the speed when you are on the Third Mainland Bridge. Forget about the consequence as the world is ending anyway.


Raise Your Hand To Signify You Are Against A Marriage
It is a common practice in some marriages in Lagos for the priest to ask the guests if anyone is against the union of the couple before they are joined together in holy matrimony. This is always a critical period but almost all the time, it passes away without crises. You can decide to send a jolt through the crowd by signifying that you are against the marriage of possible your friend and his wife. It is predictable that the bride might faint and pandemonium can start. You can calm their fears and say it’s just an April fool’s joke!


Turn Your Money To Fire Cracker
Who needs money in heaven? As the world is ending, you can decide to walk into your bank and withdraw all your life savings. Then roll all the notes into a gas lighter. Get lots of sticks of fire crackers and push them into the pile. Light a match and drop it on the money-made fire cracker. Sit back and watch your life savings explode. It’s a feeling that will follow you to your grave.


Tell Your Boss To Shut His Dirty Mouth Up
Once in a while, you might be at the receiving end of your boss’ tirade. This usually happens on Mondays when you get to work slightly late because of traffic and there is a lot to be done. The pressure is so much that you make a few mistakes or you don’t get the work done on time. It is normal for the boss to give you a piece of his mind. As usual, you stomach the insult but since it is end time, nothing stops you from shouting back at him and telling to shut his dirty mouth. You can walk out in anger and forfeit your salary. Who needs salary when the world is ending?

cc; lalasticlala, dani1luv








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I wonder what would have happened if Metuh was given Tafa Balogun 's treatment

noblezone:
Did you listen to his mumbo jumbo called media chat?

Yes, he said nothing but the truth about your director

I live in Banana Island and I can say we live in paradise

noblezone:
Buhari has told the whole world that he does not obey the courts. rather the courts obey him.

Stop playing smart.

When did he addressed the press on that

Oshi

Make dem just end this guy woes now, 50yrs in Kuje is ok at least, he will spend 5yrs with Olisa.

Who dey pay bfor

HEINEKEN: in fact all their adverts are nonsense. One guy go just throw key up and voila the t.v don clear and I'll be like oloriburuku lawon people yii

Yorubas don't cry witch-hunt because Tafa erred and we don't care if he his chained sef, he should pay for it, we don't support criminals. Ika to ba se loba ma ge. Olu Falae was booed in his church yesterday. because olisa metuh(catch antelope) was handcuffed una no let us hear word again, he should have walked on red carpet na with Kcee singing his praise.

Na ordinary #15M dey make you blame evil spirit, who Dasuki go cum blame