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RomanceRe: Pastor Mike Bamiloye's Tribute To His Wife. Pls Read. Lots Of Lessons Inside. by JOLSOFT(m): 11:06am On Feb 22, 2016
cheesy
Tkini:
yeah......but what first came to my mind when I saw tribute was death cos na only for burial we dey see tribute.
abi na cheesy
Tkini:
yeah......but what first came to my mind when I saw tribute was death cos na only for burial we dey see tribute.
abi na
RomanceRe: Pastor Mike Bamiloye's Tribute To His Wife. Pls Read. Lots Of Lessons Inside. by JOLSOFT(m): 10:08am On Feb 20, 2016
Tkini:
Is She dead??
tribute is a form of acknowledgment, gratitude not only for dead people
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by JOLSOFT(m): 9:46am On Oct 20, 2015
ClassCaptain:
BEGINNING OF THE END 3

I had just innocently described my address for this bitch during one of our sex chats back then .Never knew she could still have that address or even go to d extent of tracing me home especially at dis time of d night..10 30 pm ??

I was confused and Scared at the same time...My preek witnessed an immediate economic depression as it shrunk back to its natural state.

. As the Devil will have,my brain no even go near say make i lock door.. At least if she knock knock knock, by d time wey morning reach,she go leave or pata pata i go call some people on phone make dem con carry am comot. Not locking the Door was a Big mistake i made.

She busted into the house and there i was Stark naked and beside me ,Ichinbong in her pant and bra.. The song ,danger by psquare was playing from d stereo in d Back ground..

" Ichinbong " ..She asked.. ,startled on sighting the strange lady in my room.

" Aunty ... ...ichinbong replied..

haha. wetin day happen..I thought to myself
...
" My God... mrs akorowem said as She dropped her bag...Ichinbong..was this what u were sent to do ...

... He he he...Aunty...So is this how u do your business whenever u come this syd. too. oh oh ??

no wonder u no day tell anybody wen u day town ?? .Is that wat u Tell Papa chimobi wen u....

So they are related. Abi wat is all this happening.. i stood there.. looking..!!! Baba God , what have i gotten myself into...
BABA do double combo now no dull ursef
EducationWhat Success Is, And Nigerians Definition Of It. by JOLSOFT(op):
I believe success is the achievement of a goal that is set overtime. it can vary from person to person based on one's definition of it.
impacting in people's life positively is one of the greatest success one can have. the process of helping a very sick young man by a 7 month old pregnant woman till the young man has fully recovered from his sickness is a form of success that can't be bought with SILVER AND GOLD.
John F Kennedy said "To be successful in life you have to help others achieve their goals". this is comming from one of the world renowned president that made an Impact and fought for the future of American both economically, academically and In terms of gender equality. Thou he didn't make Forbes list of world richest in terms of material things but I am very sure he made the list of world successful people that their names won't and can't be forgotten.
Furthermore, going out of one's comfort zone to do what others has not done years before. that's going to lead me to a very renowned surgeon which we are all conversant with,BEN CARSON he separated the Siamese twins by setting up a good strategy that the field of medicine will never forget after its success.
in essence the whole point I am trying to make is that success doesn't have to be having a 3 seater jet, having having a luxurious car or having having a house in lekki, or snapping your material things that will soon go into extinction as being successful but making making an impact that generations yet unborn will keep on celebrating you just the same way we are celebrating Awolowo, Mandela to mention few and not celebrating some people for buying a new house or dreaming of embezzling money like our greedy African politician's.
Just my point of view..
PoliticsRe: Governor Aregbesola Loved By His People Despite Owing Workers: Photos by JOLSOFT(m): 6:19pm On Jun 26, 2015
Apc and dea ways of lieing to deceive ignorant ppl and ppl that dont have a mind of their own......and who said dis pixs is recent? Dem no born m make he show face lik that for osun....m presently dea and I know ao d ppl feel about him even his party members r not in support of him again (d 1ns that can tink)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by JOLSOFT(m): 3:40pm On Jun 26, 2015
mikedimeji:
I now have a copy of the PQ courtesy Wole. U can as well contact me here mikedimeji@yahoo.com I will also pass it across to those in need of it in order to relieve Wole of having to send to everyone becos it's actually large.
Bros pls b kind to send it to me too on olomolajohn@gmail.com
Thanks
WebmastersRe: Amateur/up Coming Website designers opportunity To Exchange Ideas And Learn More by JOLSOFT(m): 5:07pm On Jun 25, 2015
Please add me up 08038845943
CelebritiesRe: 42 Year Old Supermodel Tyson Beckford Struts Around Town Shirtless by JOLSOFT(m): 3:14am On Feb 26, 2015
celebration of mundane things... wetin special for dis one now? enta boys side, u go see tighter packs
PoliticsRe: Is This Nigerian Senator Sleeping Or Meditating On Duty? (photo) by JOLSOFT(op): 8:53am On Feb 19, 2015
topsydo15:
plsssss always get your facts right,that senator was not sleeping.I watched the entire proceedings.In fact at that moment he was surprised and complaining about the question being asked by senator Usman.
maib u were sleeping lik him 2... if d OP is lieing m sure d pixs isnt or probably u aint using ur own contact lens too.
PoliticsRe: Is This Nigerian Senator Sleeping Or Meditating On Duty? (photo) by JOLSOFT(op): 12:29am On Feb 19, 2015
mrofficial:
When we have thieves as senators, what else should we expect? Things like this will continue to occur until we have patriotic and passionate Nigerians who careless about money as senators.
or when the voters really know or are fully concious of what they want so that they will vote appropriately and stop collecting stipend to sell their vote to politicians like that
PoliticsRe: Is This Nigerian Senator Sleeping Or Meditating On Duty? (photo) by JOLSOFT(op): 12:24am On Feb 19, 2015
Blackfire:
they must be pdp/apc... wait o,we are paying this people for sleeping on duty.. lobatan
bros the mata tire me ooo...see his mouth wide open
PoliticsIs This Nigerian Senator Sleeping Or Meditating On Duty? (photo) by JOLSOFT(op): 11:49pm On Feb 18, 2015
When senator Nenadi of kaduna south was addresing the house a fellow senator seated behind her was sleeping, because he felt he was less concerned and all he came for was to collect his seating allowance....God da oo

EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 10:37pm On Feb 13, 2015
easyson:
can u pls help us with the information officer's number....help a bro
this is the number I got from ui website thou I haven't called, m planing to do that on monday...09090561432
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 2:44pm On Feb 13, 2015
bidife:
I went there today, they said the only thing delaying my admission is my transcript which I've resent, there should be changes now that they've seen it and I've been recommended by the department, by next week. Maybe you should try going too or calling the information officer, her number is on the pgschool's website
thanks I went there 2weeks ago and I met with somebody at the PG school and she said we will get d mail dis week and since d tym she gave me as elapsed I will call the information officer to know whats up...
thanks bro
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 9:06pm On Feb 09, 2015
bidife:
Please, how do I know that I've been recommended cos I didn't get a mail and I already called pg coordinator for my dept but he said it's the pgschool that sends the mail
guy man thats dsame reply I got from ma dept (computer science) d mata tire me no b small oo
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 4:55pm On Jan 27, 2015
has anybody heard from computer science department and do u have anybody we can call there.....
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 1:31am On Nov 21, 2014
Kioprospect:
Are you sure this is a correct and confirmed information?
yeah I was notified in ma portal and I was sent a mail in respect to it confirming that all those document are present..
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 8:11pm On Nov 18, 2014
truvine:
this is not totally correct
there is no info as to whether the transcript is received or not
there is also no info as to the referees also under the "check admission status" button
doublecheck your info for us please
we will appreciate it
guy I dont jst go around saying what is not true.i double checked mine and I was able 2do dat from my portal hia after login in..so u cant ascertain that wat m saying isnt totally corect all because urs wasnt updated...
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 7:29pm On Nov 18, 2014
hello evribodi u can check ur transcript status, no of refree report gotten by the department, and all other information acknowledged by the department by login into your portal den click on check admission status..
success
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 5:53pm On Nov 14, 2014
thedarklord:
Bros. How we dey do the comp sci test na cry
We go do am by his Grace...he no go pass our comprehension
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2014
temiosunrinde:
Anyone for M.sc Computer science here? I seek clarity on some questions. Thanks y'all
yeah Msc comp sci....ask maib i can b of help
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by JOLSOFT(m): 11:33am On Nov 05, 2014
truvine:
automatic
u ve 2 lock up ur data weneva u make any modification..its important...it wont b modified automatically
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by JOLSOFT(m): 9:47pm On Sep 03, 2014
Ejine: Sorry dude, my fiancee is way hotter. But then again, you're talking about the girls on Nairaland, so you may be right.
shocked
Ejine: Sorry dude, my fiancee is way hotter. But then again, you're talking about the girls on Nairaland, so you may be right.
WTF
RomanceRe: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by JOLSOFT(m): 9:41pm On Sep 03, 2014
grin
RomanceRe: Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of EBOLA? Lol by JOLSOFT(m): 8:15am On Aug 30, 2014
kendrababy: Diz ma pin 4 men who care(29680E6E) not 4 smal boiz ooo
it depends on ur definition of being a boi....but u go see bad bois plenty no wory....wetin ur rat da find Inside cat cage he go see am pass wetin him da expect
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Graduate Specialist 2014 Shortlisted Candidate For An Online Aptitude Test by JOLSOFT(m): 10:54am On Jul 09, 2014
my exam is for 8am-11am n I stil cant access dea site till now... crymy exam is for 8am-11am n I stil cant access dea site till now...
RomanceRe: My Abuja Experience by JOLSOFT(m):
nice story....but dont keep us waiting till forever naw...wetin hapen next
HealthRe: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by JOLSOFT(m): 12:53pm On Jan 02, 2014
amosade30: I was discusin wt sm of ma guys abt au to avoid pregnancy naturally when having sex without a condom aside using drugs (postinor 1 or 2.

I learnt that sooner or later, drugs have their side effects especially too much intake).

One said salt and water (for the gal immediately the guy arrives), another said withdrawal method (for the guy). Another said Alabukun or lime (for the girl).

I really want to know which is the surest or safest besides drugs pls...from experience. I made front page...for d frst time...ds new year shws am goin higher....dancing skelewu wt azonto
drink like 5 cup of water imidiately after sex

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